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I'll have hash browns and an egg muffin.

You've had muff.

And you've had ant.

Damn it, butthead. You were gone a long time.

Yeah.

I took a big poop.

Look,

can we get some service?

Do you work here or what?

Whoa. Hey, Beavis.

I just thought of something. I'm at work, but, like, I wasn't working.

I just got paid to take a dump.

Whoa. Yeah, yeah.

Maybe they pay us to go pee, too.

Only one way to find out.

Hey, hey.

I'm still waiting. Hey, hold on. Damn food.

Is that Christ?

What language are they speaking?

I think it's Mexican.

You know, buddy, you really shouldn't say that. Come on.

You know better than that.

Oh, yeah.

It's Spanish.

Wow. So Jesus can speak Spanish?

Wow, that's really pretty impressive, you know, because that's not easy to

a second language, you know. Not anybody can do that.

It is a miracle.

Yeah, that Christ is pumping out.

I didn't know he had it in him, you know?

Yeah.

He may look like a bum, but he can do a lot.

This guy's like, okay, everybody, check out this new song I've been working on.

The beat kind of goes like this.

Okay?

Come on, everybody, come on, join in.

Come on, bang your cans with me. Come on.

And then for the first verse, I was thinking of this.

And then for the chorus.

Wait a minute. Don't escape yet. I have one more verse. Check this out.

Like, laven sus manos por la sanidad.

Whoa, they really hate this song, don't they?

These people would rather get shot than listen to them anymore.

Wow, I didn't think it was that bad, you know.

Kind of like it.

¿Dónde está la biblioteca?

Have a coffee.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Is anyone there?

Hello? Hey, what the hell's going on around here?

Come on, let me sit down. No way.

This is mine.

Damn it.

Let me see here.

Nah.

Yeah, this'll do.

Cool. I'm sorry. You're going to have to wait your turn, sir.

Yeah.

Check it out.

We're getting paid.

Thanks.

I've been waiting a half hour. Screw this. I'm going to go now.

Yeah.

Bathroom breaks kick ass.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. I want a milkshake.

Let's go to the bathroom, Beavis.

I can't deal with this right now.

Hello?

Anybody here?

What the hell?

Oh, excuse me.

We're going to be a while, so I'm, you know. Just lock the door, Beavis.

These damn people won't stop bothering us.

How are we supposed to earn a living?

Yeah, really.

It's lunchtime, Beavis.

Finally. I'll have a cheeseburger fried.

Medium orange soda. No ice.

See you later. Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?

I'm working.

What's going on out there?

Beavis, butthead.

Where are those two? Hey, are you going to take our order?

Yes, yes.

I'm so sorry.

Just one moment, please. I will be right with all of you, okay?

Beavis, butthead, open the door right now.

We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry.

You're going to have to wait your turn. Yeah.

We need some privacy.

We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.

What are you two doing?

We had to use the bathroom, sir. They said you've been in there for a half

I think the food here gave us diarrhea, sir.

It always does.

Look, I don't care how bad you have to go to the bathroom. You get back to work

right now or you're fired.

Wait just a minute.

I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety Organization.

So what?

These workers have the right to take as long of a bathroom break as they need.

Oh. Really? Yeah, it's the law. Whoa.

The law rules.

Well, I'm sorry. I wasn't aware of that then.

Can you get my order now? We've been waiting for a long time here. Come on

already. Yes, yes, of course. I'm so sorry, everybody. Okay, Beavis, take the

register. Butthead, you get in the kitchen.

No.

We're on our bathroom break.

It's the law.

Where's my burgers?

Okay, I'm so sorry. I will get your order in just a moment. I ordered a

shake, not strawberry.

Okay, I apologize. Let me fix that.

Okay,

I'll clean that mop. Okay, everyone just bear with me, okay?

I'll take your order in just a moment, sir. I just need to get these fries in.

I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm so bad.

I gotta go.

I'll be right back. Hey, hey, hey. Right back. Where are you going?

Oh, no.

Excuse me, sir.

How are we doing today?

Please go back inside. I'll be there in just a minute. Okay, sir, why don't you

go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and put your hands against the wall.

No, I'm the manager here, okay?

We've had a problem. Sir, hands against the wall, feet apart.

Now. You cannot do that here. That's public urination.

Look, if you would just go... Oh, God. And that's indecent exposure.

We've got a 311 at Burger World. We're going to need backup.

Hey!

Work kick fast.

You punched in, right?

I'm going to see if I can, like, get more hours now.

If it's going to be like this.

Cool.

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