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Okay, class. The purpose of today's
field trip, which I'm conducting under
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protest... is to acquaint you with the
potential careers in the U .S. Army.
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Okay. Now, according to their well
-orchestrated propaganda campaign, this
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the place where you can be all that you
can be.
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Hey, aren't there, like, more people in
this class?
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Yeah, where's the rest of them? How come
they didn't have to go? Well, the
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evaluations made by the guidance
counselor indicated that they would be
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served by visiting Hewlett -Packard.
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Class, this is 2nd Lieutenant Decker,
our guide today.
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Now, I know we all think of the Army as
a killing machine, but unlike the
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marauding forces that perpetrated war
crimes in Vietnam, today's Army focuses
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more on peacekeeping and winning hearts
and minds.
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Okay? No, it's about killing the enemy.
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We actually focus on that quite a bit.
Right. Well, killing them with kindness.
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Not so much, really. Mostly with
weapons.
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Everything from bayonets to stinger
missiles.
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Yes, which are fired only in self
-defense.
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Sometimes. Sometimes we just kill the
bastards in their sleep.
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Gives us the element of surprise.
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Hmm.
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Um, how about we take a look at the
barracks?
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He said bear racks.
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Bear racks.
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Take a look at those.
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Where's the bathroom around here?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I think they call it something else in
the army, like the meth hall or
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something.
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Really? It's disgusting.
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Uh, I think he said the meth hall is
that way.
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Uh... Is that Deadmouth?
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Oh, yeah, he looks like Eminem without
his mouth helmet.
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Yeah, really.
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Oh, check it out.
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Deadmouth is dead.
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I'll be damned.
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Remember that time that kid at school
died?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, who was that?
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Um... Uh... Hmm.
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Was it Stuart?
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No. Stuart's still alive.
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We saw him yesterday.
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Oh, we did?
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I usually don't notice.
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I know Daria killed herself. I remember
that.
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She didn't kill herself. She just moved
away.
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What, really?
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Well...
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Yeah, that's kind of surprising.
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You know, I thought she killed herself.
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Remember when they sent that grief
counselor to talk to us right after
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his name was died?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, he was cool.
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You let us call him Rick.
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Yeah, he, like, turned his chair
backwards and rolled up his sleeve.
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You know, he invited me over to his
apartment for spaghetti, too.
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That's kind of weird.
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You didn't go, did you?
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Um, maybe. I don't really remember.
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Last thing I remember, I got into his
van, and, um, he gave me some lemonade.
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And then the next thing I remember, I
woke up under a bridge.
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Eh.
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Are you just making this up? You never
told me about this.
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Now, see, that's exactly what Rick said
would happen if I ever told anybody.
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They would say I made it up, see?
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Eh.
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You're a smart guy, that Rick.
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Okay,
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Beaver. You know, I think he can see
into the future, too, because he also
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me that my butt might hurt for a couple
days.
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And it did.
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You see that?
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Amazing.
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I'm me. Hey, I'm me.
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General, where's the bathroom?
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Yeah, I need to pee all I can pee.
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Real funny, kid.
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Hey, Jim, I'm hitting the head.
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Yeah, I got to pee all I can pee.
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I'm funny.
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That was pretty good.
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This room is off limits. From the
command center inside, our soldiers can
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control unmanned planes all over the
world.
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Hmm. For food drops, or...? Well, the
Army does have a popular phrase, eat
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So I guess you could look at it that
way.
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How are things in the Kushan Pass today?
Any terrorist activity?
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Nope. It's been pretty quiet, so I've
been paying bills online.
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We're doing Tammy's birthday down the
hall. Want to get some cake?
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Hell, yeah. I could use some R &R.
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Ugh, this war is starting to get to me.
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Uh, Deer Drain Central?
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This must be the bathroom.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You know, see, that makes more sense
than calling it a bathroom because
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where you go to drain your lizard.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Drain central.
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Whoa. Are these video games?
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Yeah, cool.
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Me first.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I hope this game is unrated. That was
cool.
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Oh, check it out.
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I think this is Grand Theft Auto San
Andreas, but with airplanes.
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Cool. Where are the prostitutes?
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I think you need to find San Andreas
first.
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Here we go.
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I'm going to shoot some prostitutes.
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Whoa, check it out.
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Are those prostitutes? I think they have
fur coats on.
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Whoa. Damn it, butthole. You scared away
all the prostitutes.
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Let me handle this.
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Hey, Beavis, check it out.
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I'm fantasizing about your mom.
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Wank. I was here first. Dammit, Beavis,
I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Whoa.
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This one's cooler anyway.
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This is gonna be cool.
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I'll show you how to find some
prostitutes.
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Man, four cases of MREs.
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Hey, I thought you said we had three
training drones.
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I only count two.
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Just write down two.
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And for computer printers, put down
five. I'm shipping a couple home to my
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How do I get back to San Andreas?
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I'll find some prostitutes.
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I'm going back to college.
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Uh, this is like those instructions you
get when you try to buy a bed at Ikea.
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The bed shouldn't have instructions.
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Except for, like, sleep.
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And get it on. Yeah, really.
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That's why I stole this couch.
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Remember when you were little and your
mom tried to lose you at Ikea?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, she's like, just lay down and take
a nap right here, Beavis.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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And then she couldn't find her way out
and she kept running into you again.
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Yeah, she wanted to go to Las Vegas with
the bikers.
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Yeah, they finally found her fighting in
the parking lot.
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Oh, yeah.
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And then they made me go live with that
family, the Fosters.
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Is that a lesbian or a Mexican?
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I mean, you're not supposed to say those
words, but it... Really?
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Remember that guidance counselor came
and told us that those were both bad
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words?
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Oh, yeah.
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He said those words were, like,
intolerable or something.
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I think this is a diagram that shows how
the butt works.
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It's a digestive system of a lesbian.
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I mean, oh, damn it.
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Whoa.
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They gave a poopsicle to that kid.
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Whoa. Hey, buddy, check out my score.
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I'm already up to 15 and 5 ,035 points.
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I still can't find any prostitutes.
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Yeah.
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I didn't get any points for that.
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Oh, yeah, there we go.
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The fuck?
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I don't have any bullets.
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How am I supposed to shoot prostitutes?
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Need an ammo icon.
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Okay.
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I think I see one.
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But remember, class, you still need to
study, okay? Because the basis for a
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successful career in the Army is a solid
high school education.
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I wish that were true. But
statistically, we find juvenile
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best warriors.
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This is crazy. Cool.
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Yep.
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Look out, prostitutes. Here we come.
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Face means, like, guidos, juice head,
gorillas, sexy, tan,
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sweaty, boys.
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Guidos, juice heads, and gorillas. Oh,
my.
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Like, um, what's the difference between
a juice head and a gorilla?
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I think all juice heads are
automatically gorillas.
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But you can be a gorilla and not be a
juice head.
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Okay, but then... So are all guidos
gorillas and juice heads?
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I think to be a guido, you have to at
least be a gorilla or a juice head.
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But you don't have to be both of them.
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Okay, so everybody who's a guido is
either
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a juice head or a gorilla.
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And then all the juice heads...
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A gorilla. But you could be a gorilla
and not be a guido or a juice head.
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But you could be two.
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Am I right?
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Yeah.
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I think you figured it out, Beavis.
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Now repeat it.
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I'm me.
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Okay, I'm me.
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I think I'm a gorilla in a...
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The Guido was... Damn it, I think I
forgot.
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So it's Snooki or Gorilla?
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Damn it, Beavis.
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You've watched three seasons of this
show and you've learned nothing.
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What a waste of time.
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Oh, yeah.
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Guess I need to watch them again.
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So, like, where do you find the
prostitutes?
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They mostly seem to be in the fields and
stuff.
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I must be on another level or something.
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Maybe there's some whores in that park
over there.
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I see some people under that white
square.
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Maybe there's some pimps I can run over.
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I,
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Xander, with an X, take you, Cassandra,
to be my mate for this life and the ones
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that follow.
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I can't marry you without my cake.
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Thank God.
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That's cool.
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Nail.
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Drill.
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How come all these hot girls are working
construction?
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This is what happens when hot girls
don't go to college.
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What are they building?
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They're like erecting a structure in my
pants.
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You're pretty funny, butthead.
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That was pretty good.
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Well, thank you.
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Whatever they're building would probably
collapse.
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But nobody would care.
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They'd just keep hiring them.
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No, that's okay. Just tear it down and
build a new one. Real slow.
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Boy, if there was an earthquake, I
wouldn't want to be in a building these
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chicks built.
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I'd like to be under her boobs during an
earthquake, though.
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Yeah, man.
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You know, I like this, you know? For
some reason.
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I like this video. Yeah.
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Every video from now on should be
exactly like this.
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Yeah, but longer.
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I'm going to shoot some gang members.
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That would be cool.
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Damn it. I still can't find any
prostitutes.
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You see, now, I offer three kinds of
parties.
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The $200 party is what I call the
deluxe.
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that bequeaths you a backstage pass.
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This stupid game doesn't have any
prostitutes. Doesn't have any music
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Your army needs to get, like, a kick
-ass soundtrack for its video games.
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Uh, cool.
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At least there's a couple lawyers I can
run over.
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Well, I'll be honest with you. I think
your Mormon beliefs are a little screwy.
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But I still have respect for your
college football team.
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And that Marie Osmond... That
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was cool.
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I want to run over some lawyers, too.
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Hey, Kurt.
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Now they've got ice cream. Wait. No one
told me there'd be ice cream.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna blow up some cars, and then a
gas station, and then a bunch of other
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stuff.
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Dammit, my game sucks.
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I haven't blown anything up yet.
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I'm gonna blow up a water tower.
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That would rule.
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Dammit, mine doesn't have any guns or
bombs.
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00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,630
This must be like the kids' version.
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Well, class, hopefully you learned
something today, namely that there are
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exciting careers in the military that
aren't violent and destructive, okay?
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can have a meaningful job right here
where it's peaceful and safe.
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A little GTO.
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Gym tan laundry.
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Gym tan laundry. Gym tan laundry.
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Whoa.
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Is she on a leash?
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Oh, yeah.
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I think that's to keep her away from all
the gorillas and juice heads at the
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gym.
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Otherwise, she'd just go do them all.
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She's like a man.
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Can't seem to get to the top.
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I should have told her there was a juice
head up there.
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Then she'd climb faster.
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My hair is getting stronger.
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My hair is getting stronger.
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Oh, my God, I'm so itchy.
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Ow.
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I wanted to get, like, really, really
dark, so I decided to use motion.
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I put a glob on my ass. It's so itchy.
It's on fire.
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This feels good.
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Are you itching it on something?
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Just your leftover lasagna.
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You know, it's kind of on me.
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ass like convenient because she has like
you know she has food and some uh
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something to drink and her ronald
mcdonald socks you're thinking of the
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hamburglar but hey that's a poop tune in
next week
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will snooki poop and if so where
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whoa check it out a reservoir i'm gonna
blow it up
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Whoa, somebody shot at me.
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Now I have bullets, Beavis.
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This is cool.
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Sir, we got a saboteur. A rogue drone
just did a kamikaze and was school bus
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the base.
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00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:17,850
Let's do this.
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Hey, but I'm getting kind of dizzy.
These planes fly too fast to get
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prostitutes.
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00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:26,610
Yeah, these army games suck.
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I heard somebody say something about
birthday cake. Let's go get some.
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What
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00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:41,550
the
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hell?
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You're under arrest, saboteur.
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Hey, Beavis.
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I think I saw some nuts on your ice
cream.
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I don't see any nuts.
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00:20:06,410 --> 00:20:09,690
Well, they were there earlier when you
weren't looking.
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Dumbass.
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