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look at his face I got an idea check
this
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out
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That's cool.
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Hey, you guys shouldn't be in here. My
dad will be mad.
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Yeah? Well, you're too old to be playing
with dolls, Stuart.
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We're doing this for your own good.
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Just trying to help.
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Screw his butt.
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Butt it!
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It's in his butt. It hurts.
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I wouldn't know.
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I mean, the screw, like, went into my
hand.
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Come on, get it out. Oh, my God. He's
bleeding.
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Cool.
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Don't worry.
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I'll fix it. Come on, buddy. Do
something.
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Settle down, Beavis.
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Okay, this is gonna, like, hurt you a
lot more than it's gonna hurt me.
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Now hold still, dumbass.
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Cut it out, bunghole!
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Oh, my God.
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I think this screwdriver is, like,
broken or something. Oh, my God.
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Butthead, you've got to get Beavis to
the hospital.
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Don't worry, Beavis.
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It's not the first time you've screwed
your hand.
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Oh, no.
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My waiter is a lean cuisine.
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He has a nice smile, straight teeth.
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Perfecto. Do you have a phone number?
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Yeah.
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Do you want me to have your phone
number?
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That's Italian dudes like... I cannot
get Italian girls.
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They all think I am loser because I am a
busboy and I live with my mom.
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Yes, but American girls.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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How do you say, like, an easy girl? Easy
girl.
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I'm not fat.
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But I have watched season two and three
of Jersey Shore.
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I know this is not true. Yes, you are
easy, like whore.
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This is why I'm with you.
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You're not my first choice, but you are
the sluttiest. I worked my way up from
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you to Snooki, then to JWoww.
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I come off as, like, a hard exterior,
and, like,
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I can take, like, when the boys pick on
me. Yeah, she has a hard exterior, but
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deep inside, she has a soft, nasty,
slutty center.
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Go!
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Get in there and have sex with him now!
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You're wasting all our time.
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Yeah, what TV show do you think you're
on here? Come on.
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I don't care.
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This dude's like, she will not put out.
How about I jump in bed with you guys?
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I am soft like woman.
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He realized he has to go fill water
glasses.
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Uh, Beavis screwed his hand.
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A doll!
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Yes, he has a doll, I see.
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Here, have a go.
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Give me! No!
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Ow!
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Come out, butthole!
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Mr.
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Beavis, a doctor will see you now.
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You might die.
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Shut up, whatever.
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There's nothing more I can do.
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I'm sorry.
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Love it.
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Do not fear, my children.
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Soon, I will transition to a new plane.
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But first...
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Leave me and Sister Mona alone so I can
share my sacred essence with her one
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more time.
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Wait, beloved.
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You said you will come back to us in a
new vessel. How will we know you on your
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return?
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Well, I... Is this where the screw
penetrated the action figure's butt?
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Uh.
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Yes. I believe that is where the screw
made its point of entry. Yeah.
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Entry.
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Here's the thing. I won't be able to
remove it by simple extraction without
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further damaging the surrounding soft
tissues.
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That's what happens when Beavis screws
his hand.
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Tissues. Do you need to be here? Uh,
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yeah.
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Okay.
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Leave these on for a week. I'm going to
let your friend hold these for you.
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These will help manage the pain. You
should take one three to four times
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okay? But no more than that.
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Sometimes these can cause hyperactivity,
especially in younger people.
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Okay? Take care, boys.
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Cool.
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How many did he say? Come on, butthead.
Give me my painkiller vitamin thing.
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Butthole.
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That's better. Not bad.
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A little bitter, but... Whoa.
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Hospitals are cool.
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We should just, like, hang out here.
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He's so beautiful.
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What are you guys going to name him?
Well, we've always liked the name Theo.
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am Cornholio.
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You will name your baby Bonholio.
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Is he an albino?
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Julio Bonholio.
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He will be an albino and a gringo.
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Are you going to feed them with your
boob?
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That would be cool.
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Oh, man.
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Is that guy dead?
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Or are they just, like, sleeping?
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I don't know, but either way, it's cool.
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Is
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this
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real? Housewives of Detroit.
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I think that chick in the back is
dancing to a
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different song.
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I'm locked.
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It's so cold in the deep.
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It's so cold in the deep.
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This is hard to dance to.
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Something's off.
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I think she was in Lion King.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I like her better in this, though,
you know?
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Yeah.
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This rules.
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It's so cold in the deep.
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Why would the Beloved have health
insurance?
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He is the light, the leader.
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Beloved? You mean Myron Turtlebaum?
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Yes. Now, why would the Beloved need
health insurance, since he is the
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of all that is healthy and pure? Well,
the essence didn't have any health
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insurance. I am Cornholio. No, I'm
gonna... I have polio in my bunghole.
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Interesting.
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He speaks in tongues, just as the
Beloved said he would on his return. Is
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possible?
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Excuse me, young brother. May we ask you
a question?
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Are you threatening me? My bunghole will
ask the questions.
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Why do I not use kippy for my pippy?
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The beloved always did like riddles.
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You will be love my bunghole.
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For I am the great Cornholio. I need
kippy for my bunghole.
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Look,
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his hands.
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He has the stigmata.
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Stigmatatata from Lake Titicaca.
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The markings the beloved also spoke of.
He is the one, the new messiah.
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Would you like some taco?
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I am the beloved bunghole.
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Uh,
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check it out. An Indian.
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Um, something I always wondered about
Indians.
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Are they Mexican?
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Uh, beaver?
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Yeah. Remember you asked that question
in social studies, and the teacher sent
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you to the principal's office?
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Oh, yeah.
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And the principal didn't know either.
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You know,
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until they started setting stuff on fire
and breaking stuff, I thought this was
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that J .C. Penney back -to -school
commercial.
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Did you know that Indians use every part
of the
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firework? Whoa, really?
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Nothing goes to waste.
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Cool, yeah.
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Boy, you don't want to park in the Cage
the Elephant's parking lot.
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Can't really.
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Cage the Elephant is not responsible for
any damage done to your vehicle.
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Do you know what Cage the Elephant
means?
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Oh, yeah.
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Not like I'm choking your chicken.
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Beavis, you think everything means that.
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But, uh, in this case, it does.
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Whoa!
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That guy just caged an elephant.
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No man should be without TB.
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For there is but one bunghole.
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The almighty bunghole.
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The beloved is trying to tell us
something that I do not understand,
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He's clearly channeling a higher source.
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We must bring him back to the temple so
others can help interpret his meaning.
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Thank you, beloved, for not making us
wait long for your return.
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Let us take you back now to our
community. There are many people there
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be happy to receive your message.
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Hey, baby.
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Want to receive my message?
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Good news, Brother Untar. The Beloved
has already returned and brought with
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a prophet.
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Exalt the Beloved.
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Hey, guys. I came to see how Beavis was
doing. Get out of here, Stuart.
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We're like prophets.
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Where are you guys going?
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These people want us to, like, get in
their van.
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And there's chicks.
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Why don't you just move along, Stuart?
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That sounds like a bad idea, Butthead.
Remember, stranger, danger.
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Brother Butthead, would you like to
bring your friend?
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Uh, no.
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He wouldn't fit in.
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I'm thinking about getting boob
implants.
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Oh my gosh.
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And so I'm kind of excited.
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Let's check talks through the back of
her nose.
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Yeah, her mom does too.
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I make sure that I have my bills paid.
We have food to eat. I deserve to at
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least treat myself.
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Deserve to at least treat myself.
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Does that cost a lot of money?
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Does that cost a lot of money?
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I'm going to need your help because I
can't, you know, lift Sophia.
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So I'm going to take some time off while
I meet with the plastic surgeon.
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Great, he has a mustache.
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Okay, now just go ahead and arch your
back for me a little bit there. Yeah,
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yeah.
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Let me just go ahead and take these home
and load them into my computer.
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Yeah, notify all the guys.
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As far as fees, saving implants are $1
,000 cheaper than a silicone.
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The doctor said you got to spend money
to make money.
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Mom, I'm just calling you because I just
got my loan for the breast
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augmentation. I just got my loan for
breast augmentation.
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You can get a loan for big boob? Uh,
wow.
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I'm going to take out a loan to get a
bigger schlong.
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While you were at school, I called up
our lawyer.
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He's like, Mom, all I want from you is
to shut up and take care of my baby and
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get me my new boobs.
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It's anybody's business unless I die.
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I don't think it's anybody's business
unless I die.
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And I will never die, for I am teen mom.
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Nice to meet you.
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Welcome. You ready? Uh -huh. Okay. And
this is where you sign your life form.
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Okay, where do I find... Breath
augmentation.
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He's here! He's here! Are you
threatening me?
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You must all bow down to the almighty
Cornholio!
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Now!
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Why does he refer to himself as both
Cornholio and the almighty bunghole? It
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the duality of nature that only the
beloved can fully understand.
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You are all bungholes, each and every
one of you.
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And now I must go, for I am the great
Cornholio.
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I need keeping for my bunghole.
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Bring me your tipi.
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All your tipi.
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You do not want to face the wrath of my
bunghole.
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There must be more tipi. More tipi. More
tipi.
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Now.
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Repeat after me.
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I am the great Cornholio. I need tipi
for my bunghole.
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So, like, want to share our essence?
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I'm a prophet.
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It is not time.
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This place is starting to suck.
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It is troubling. We have spent all our
savings on toilet paper, and yet the
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beloved still seems unsatisfied.
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He was very angry we could not get him
more pills.
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He clearly needs to cleanse himself of
toxins he absorbed in the great
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We will have the festival of rebirth
tonight.
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And tomorrow, we will have the great
conception.
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Gather all the young women and tell them
to prepare their bodies for his sacred
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essence.
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And get him more of those pills.
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I am an albino.
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no bunghole.
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You will now make an offering to the
almighty bunghole.
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For I have an albino in my bunghole.
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You must now offer the bunghole.
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I'm tired.
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Let's get out of here, Beavis.
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All these chicks want to do is talk
about spiritual blessings and stuff.
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We're never going to score here.
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My hands hurt.
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Cornholio, Prophet Butthead. Tomorrow we
will engage in the Great Conception.
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The Great what?
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Contraption what?
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Yes, tonight the vessels must prepare
themselves to receive your essence.
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There will be a... Well, the essence
must have vessels in the blue. Let's get
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out of here, Beavis.
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Perhaps it's good that they rest up for
tomorrow. Yes.
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It is very good that the Beloved and
Prophet Butthead are so young. They must
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have great energy to make love to us all
tomorrow.
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Let's play Fox.
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And here is the bed.
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Is this the teen mom where she gets her
boob operation?
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Yeah, cool.
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Now let's see how these things turned
out.
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Breast augmentation.
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I'm afraid we've lost her.
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Don't worry, her boobs are fine. So no
refunds.
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Looking good.
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Did her dad just say looking good?
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Yeah, nice boobs, honey.
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Come on, get down those stairs.
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They didn't give you fake legs.
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Yeah. You didn't walk this slow after
you had the baby.
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It's okay, honey.
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It's okay.
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I know the baby is bumming you out.
Don't worry, I'll get rid of her.
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Not on my arm. Not on my arms, Dad. On
my boobs.
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Dumbass.
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She's like, don't feed those to the
baby. I need them for my boobs.
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And bring the frozen tater tots, too,
before she eats those.
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That beloved place sucked.
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There were, like, all these chicks
following us around, but then they
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want to do anything.
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Yeah, that sucked.
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Now I can't even spank my monkey.
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Beavis, are you all right? Did those
people...
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Touch you?
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No.
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Oh, good.
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Well, my dad wanted you to sign these
papers saying you're not going to sue
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Cornholio, we need you to return for the
Great Conception.
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I'm, like, busy.
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Go away.
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We don't understand.
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Wasn't the Beloved reincarnated in you
to tell us what to do? Is this not what
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you want?
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He's the Beloved now.
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Go bother him.
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Get out of here.
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Where are you taking me? To the Great
Conception.
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Conception? Doesn't that mean something
with sex?
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Yeah.
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Oh, right!
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What a dumbass.
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He thinks he's gonna score.
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Yeah, really.
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What a dumbass.
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Yay!
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