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You're not doing it right, you dumbass.

Give me that.

Damn it. How are we supposed to get this dumb thing off?

Damn it, Beaver. Get out of there.

Get out of here.

What in the hell do you think you're doing?

Pick that... flag up off the ground right now now get your sorry

asses in here it's time you learned a little something about respect for this

country this may come as a surprise to you worthless sacks of

dung but that flag you were just violating stands for something truth

democracy a way of life that sets our glorious nation apart from all others

what do you have to say for yourselves?

Dung. I want you to write a paper on what our history means to you, and I

see some deference to our founding fathers who gave their all to provide us

life as we know it. Now get busy.

Uh, this sucks.

Take that, you calming butthole!

You want some, too?

The Yiddish are coming.

The Yiddish are coming. Slow down.

Hi, buddy.

What's under the flag?

What are

you doing?

Homework. Yeah.

When I almost scored with four chicks

seven years ago, this one chick's father brought forth on me a prostitute.

Because some dudes just weren't created equal.

All men are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights. Okay.

among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Huh. Have you anything to add, compatriot Beavis?

Oh, okay.

Yeah, let me think. How about this?

All chicks shall be required to do it with us at all times.

A damn fine idea, lad.

Here, here.

What in the hell is going on here?

Uh, not too much.

Nothing really.

I can see that. Do you know what I consider people like you?

People who show such blatant disrespect for the morals and values which this

nation was founded upon?

The enemy.

That's what I consider you.

This written report has just become an oral report.

And we're going to stay here as long as it takes for you two failures to come up

with something thoughtful to say about the history of this country.

Uh, okay.

Let's see.

So?

What?

So what?

What? Can you tell me?

Once we tried to found Beavis' father, but we never did because his mom's a

slut. Oh yeah.

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