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That's not what I want.
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Hurry up, butt wipe.
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Is this the hostable?
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How can I help you?
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You can tell me if this is the damn
hostable.
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Yes, it is. And now what's your problem?
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He's the one with the problem.
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Look at him.
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My butt hurts!
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Go sit down over there and fill these
out. We'll get to you eventually.
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Yeah.
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That dude said to sit down, Beavis.
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What's the matter with you, Beavis? No
one wants to see your butt. Now sit
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You shut up.
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What do you got to cry about?
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Three slugs in my gut.
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Whoa. You don't see me whining.
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Mr. Borman. Yeah?
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Okay, why don't you follow me? We'll
have a look at those entry wounds, okay?
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Whoa. That dude had bullet holes.
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Cool.
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Shut up, butt munch. Your injury sucks.
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I'm going to have to ask you to keep it
down.
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What's that smell?
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Oh. Hey, Gurney, Stack, got a crispy
critter.
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Crispy critter.
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Okay,
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let's have a look -see.
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Oh, my dear Lord.
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What happened? What happened here?
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Okay, now I'm going to have to pry these
apart.
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This may hurt a bit.
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Son,
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I want you to relax.
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I'm going to be inserting this device.
It's called a proctoscope.
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No! No! I know it hurts, son, but we
need to see what the extent of the
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is. I don't know what it is you did to
yourself here, but... No.
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Dear Lord.
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Come on, let's move, guys. I want Dr.
Casey to scrub him on this. Come on,
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move it or this kid loses it. What?
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We're losing what?
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Local anesthetic?
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We might need to talk to this kid.
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Shut on, kids.
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Let's save this boy's ass.
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My butt.
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Save my butt.
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Please.
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Come on. Come on.
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Come on, buddy. Come on. Come on.
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Greg, he's gone.
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Call it 356.
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Can I have the bullet?
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Son, it's all right. It's just the
anesthesia.
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I'll never poop again!
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Calm down, kid.
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We'll have you pooping in no time.
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Oh, really?
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Okay, that's good.
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Poop, poop.
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Come on, one more. One more push.
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Whoa.
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Need any help in here?
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All right, let's do it.
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Spreader.
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What are you going to do with that?
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You won't feel anything, son.
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Really, I want to know what you're going
to do with that.
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Fire in the hole!
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Here, get this to OR3 for
transplantation. Stat.
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Uh, okay.
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Cool.
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Oi, I've got my fingers stuck in me bum.
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Now this is an interesting case.
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This young man presenting in the ER with
third degree cremation of the buttocks.
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cauterized sphincter, and severely
inflamed rectal cavity. Can anyone here
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me what could have possibly caused this?
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Look!
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Look!
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Yeah.
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Vanilla ice.
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You know, they're always, like, putting
this guy down and, you know, like,
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making fun of him and saying he sucks
and stuff.
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But, you know, he really does suck. And
this is one of those times where
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everybody's right.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Are you just trying to say that this
sucks, Beavis?
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Hey, sometimes you have a way with
words.
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Are you gonna change the channel,
butthead?
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Why bother? All we seem to get on this
TV is bad videos.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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There's, like, three things wrong with
this video.
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One, this dude sucks.
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And, uh... Three...
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He's trying to rap a love song.
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You know what, man? If this was a real
rap song about love, he'd be saying, we
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have no love for hoes.
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Yeah.
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He'd be like, I don't love you hoes. I'm
out the door.
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Love.
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Yeah.
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Love.
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