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Oh, no.

Beavis and Butthead, what the hell are you doing here?

Like two weeks ago, you told us we were suspended for like two weeks. I think

like now we might be done being suspended or something.

God, I've been dreading this day.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, really.

School sucks.

You watch your mouth.

A little pain in the ass.

Whose class are you supposed to be in this morning?

Uh, I think the teacher of a guy.

Uh, Van, uh, Drew Van Driesen? Yeah, something like that. Oh, no!

Van Driesen took his class to the botanical gardens today.

Oh, damn it! Yeah, damn it. Yeah, damn it!

Goddamn son of a bitch! You little bastard!

Watch your language!

Wait a minute.

Oh, we just got a new speech therapist on staff.

Maybe I'll stick you in her class.

Yeah.

He said in her.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Well,

good morning, everyone.

My name is Ms. Jenkins, and I'm a speech therapist.

And... I guess a lot of you are wondering, why do I need speech therapy?

Yeah. I already know how to speak. What can I learn here?

You know, sometimes people don't even realize they have a speech impediment.

What's a speech impediment?

Speech impediments suck.

A person shouldn't be ashamed of having a speech impediment. As a matter of

fact, many highly intelligent and creative people are speech impaired.

Hey, Beavis.

That dude has boobs.

And once they begin to be more aware of how they sound, they're better able to

correct themselves.

Butthead, is that what I think it is?

Yeah. Well,

I'm glad to hear that, Butthead. And we're all glad to have you on our little

speech team.

Could you get out of the way? Yeah, really.

Well, tell you what, boys. I have some other pictures in my briefcase that are

even more interesting than that one. Really?

What could be more interesting than this? Well, how about a picture taken

right up inside the larynx? Whoa!

No way! How could you get a camera up there?

Well, I'll be happy to show you after you practice this next exercise, okay?

Okay,

now, we're going to use these mirrors to observe our lips and teeth and tongue

during speech.

Butt munch.

Dill weed.

Ass wipe.

Butt hole.

Ass munch.

Butt head.

This might be a good time to work on your F.

Uh, I didn't know my F needed any work.

Now, don't get defensive, butthead. I just want to try to clean it up a

okay? Now, try this. Make a T sound, then draw it out like this.

Uh...

Everyone, let's try to help Butthead, okay?

Hey, Bill, check it out.

Settle down, please. All right, boys?

Okay, what I'd like everyone to do is to repeat these sentences while watching

your mouths in your mirrors, okay?

All right, here goes.

Speaking slowly as such can say just as much.

Whoa. She just said ass munch.

Let's check roll.

Ass munch. Very good, boys.

As much. Ass munch.

Ass munch.

All right, let's try this one.

Half haste helped, but whole haste hinders. Whoa, she just said butthole.

Butthole. But whole haste. Butthole. Butthole.

Of course.

No, no, Beavis, listen closely.

Butthole.

Butthole. I

just came by to see if these

two little bastards have done anything I can suspend them for.

Actually, Principal McVicar, these boys have done very well.

Beavis, Butthead, would you like to show your principal what you've learned

today? Uh, ass munch.

And butthole.

And butthole.

Watch your mouth, you little tons of bitches.

Principal, please. Now, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, Principal,

but I notice that you have a little trouble expressing yourself sometimes.

What?

McFicker's a dumbass. He doesn't know how to talk to chicks.

Yeah, really.

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