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Oh, no.
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Beavis and Butthead, what the hell are
you doing here?
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Like two weeks ago, you told us we were
suspended for like two weeks. I think
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like now we might be done being
suspended or something.
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God, I've been dreading this day.
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Yeah, me too.
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Yeah, really.
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School sucks.
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You watch your mouth.
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A little pain in the ass.
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Whose class are you supposed to be in
this morning?
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Uh, I think the teacher of a guy.
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Uh, Van, uh, Drew Van Driesen? Yeah,
something like that. Oh, no!
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Van Driesen took his class to the
botanical gardens today.
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Oh, damn it! Yeah, damn it. Yeah, damn
it!
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Goddamn son of a bitch! You little
bastard!
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Watch your language!
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Wait a minute.
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Oh, we just got a new speech therapist
on staff.
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Maybe I'll stick you in her class.
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Yeah.
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He said in her.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well,
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good morning, everyone.
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My name is Ms. Jenkins, and I'm a speech
therapist.
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And... I guess a lot of you are
wondering, why do I need speech therapy?
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Yeah. I already know how to speak. What
can I learn here?
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You know, sometimes people don't even
realize they have a speech impediment.
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What's a speech impediment?
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Speech impediments suck.
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A person shouldn't be ashamed of having
a speech impediment. As a matter of
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fact, many highly intelligent and
creative people are speech impaired.
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Hey, Beavis.
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That dude has boobs.
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And once they begin to be more aware of
how they sound, they're better able to
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correct themselves.
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Butthead, is that what I think it is?
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Yeah. Well,
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I'm glad to hear that, Butthead. And
we're all glad to have you on our little
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speech team.
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Could you get out of the way? Yeah,
really.
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Well, tell you what, boys. I have some
other pictures in my briefcase that are
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even more interesting than that one.
Really?
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What could be more interesting than
this? Well, how about a picture taken
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right up inside the larynx? Whoa!
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No way! How could you get a camera up
there?
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Well, I'll be happy to show you after
you practice this next exercise, okay?
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Okay,
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now, we're going to use these mirrors to
observe our lips and teeth and tongue
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during speech.
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Butt munch.
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Dill weed.
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Ass wipe.
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Butt hole.
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Ass munch.
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Butt head.
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This might be a good time to work on
your F.
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Uh, I didn't know my F needed any work.
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Now, don't get defensive, butthead. I
just want to try to clean it up a
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okay? Now, try this. Make a T sound,
then draw it out like this.
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Uh...
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Everyone, let's try to help Butthead,
okay?
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Hey, Bill, check it out.
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Settle down, please. All right, boys?
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Okay, what I'd like everyone to do is to
repeat these sentences while watching
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your mouths in your mirrors, okay?
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All right, here goes.
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Speaking slowly as such can say just as
much.
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Whoa. She just said ass munch.
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Let's check roll.
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Ass munch. Very good, boys.
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As much. Ass munch.
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Ass munch.
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All right, let's try this one.
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Half haste helped, but whole haste
hinders. Whoa, she just said butthole.
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Butthole. But whole haste. Butthole.
Butthole.
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Of course.
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No, no, Beavis, listen closely.
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Butthole.
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Butthole. I
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just came by to see if these
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two little bastards have done anything I
can suspend them for.
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Actually, Principal McVicar, these boys
have done very well.
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Beavis, Butthead, would you like to show
your principal what you've learned
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today? Uh, ass munch.
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And butthole.
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And butthole.
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Watch your mouth, you little tons of
bitches.
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Principal, please. Now, I don't want you
to take this the wrong way, Principal,
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but I notice that you have a little
trouble expressing yourself sometimes.
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What?
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McFicker's a dumbass. He doesn't know
how to talk to chicks.
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Yeah, really.
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You'd probably like...
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