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What have you boys got to say for yourselves?

Forget apologies.

I want an explanation, if there is one.

Isn't there anything you can say?

What am I going to do with you two?

I've tried everything from group counseling to death threats.

The contractor's here to survey the damage to the teacher's lounge.

I'll be right out.

Don't move until I come back.

And if you touch anything while I'm gone, I'll have Buzzcut chop your hands

in shop class and make it look like an accident.

Oh, no.

Oh, look at this. Oh, God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Stop. Stop. Oh, no.

Stop.

Good Cassandra, Vincent Van Gogh is an excellent example of a genius who's been

called, quote, insane.

But let's use the less judgmental terms, psychologically different, okay?

Now, it's important to remember, class, that Mr. McVicker isn't alone.

In the modern world, it's very easy for people to become, um, different.

Boys, I'd like you to come with me to visit Mr.

McVicker at the Mental Hygiene Center so you can see for yourselves the effects

your actions have had on him.

How come you're asking us? Yeah, it's not our fault he screwed up.

I think it is, butthead.

I think I can. I think I can.

I think I can. And slowly the little fire truck built up more speed with a

chug -a -chug -chug until at last he reached the top of the

ladder.

And climbed back down saying, I thought I could. I thought I could.

I thought I could.

Great job. Way to go.

We knew you could read it all the way through. We knew you could.

McVecker is not.

What about us not?

No! No, help!

Everything's okay.

There's nothing to get excited about. Calm down, Mr. McVicker. You don't

understand. Calm down.

Calm down, damn it.

No!

Now, boys, I think it would be important for your own personal growth if you

went in first and apologized to Mr.

McVicker without... Gross.

But I don't want any visitors.

I'm sick in the head.

Seeing them is the first step towards resuming your duties as principal.

After all, they're your students.

No!

They're demons sent straight from hell.

That's just Mr. Grumpy talking.

We don't want to talk to Mr. Grumpy. We want to talk to Mr. Happy.

Send Beavis and Butthead in.

Thank you.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, baby.

Mr. Mixer, what are we going to do with you?

We've tried everything from group counseling to physical isolation.

Did you try kicking him in the lab?

Yeah, good idea.

Well, uh, are you going to use the straight jacket? Yeah, straight jacket.

Straight jacket.

He's going to kill me.

Nurse, the restraint.

Now, now, everything's going to be just fine, Mr. McVicker. I want him prepped

for electroshock therapy.

Now. Whoa.

Electroshock therapy?

Yeah, yeah.

This is going to be cool.

Oh, my goodness. Mr. McVicker?

Oh, Mr.

McVicker? What did you do to him, Beavis, butthead?

What is wrong with you two?

Don't you care about anyone?

Look what you've done. Stop laughing.

What

up?

This is Dr.

Trey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, straight.

Check it out, straight.

Dropping plates on your ass, biatch.

Yeah.

The D -R -E, out on a robin spree.

A straight G.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't do that very good, but I like that.

The D -R -E, a straight G.

He put it. How come I'm white?

Because your mom's white, dumbass.

You know, my mom used to say, it doesn't matter what color your skin is.

It's like,

what color your skin is on the inside that counts.

Jesus. Jesus.

Check it out. The doctor is stealing this plane.

What do you do with a plane once you've stole it?

I guess you go to the flea market or something.

Oh, really?

But that's not me.

What are you doing? Someone says, so, um, where'd you get this plane?

I'd be like, uh, well, I got it from the airport.

They have a store there.

Ah, shut up, butthead. Keep that up and I'm going to put the smack down on your

ass, biatch.

What did you say, Beavis?

I said shut up.

I'm going to put the smack down on your ass, biatch.

Your mom is a depraved, workless slut.

Oh, yeah.

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