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What happened to your hand?

He was playing with the meat.

What? Damn it, Beavis. There's nothing wrong with you.

Huh?

I'll be damned.

Be careful in the kitchen. Burger World cannot afford to pay out any more

workers' compensation.

Uh, workers' constipation?

Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work. When I can't take a poop.

No, you idiot.

Workers' compensation.

If you get hurt at work, the government makes me send you home and pay you money

for not working.

So stay out of trouble.

Whoa. Did you hear that, Beavis?

If you, like, get hurt at work, we can go home and still get paid.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

He should have told us that a long time ago.

Yeah.

Ah! Now, what the hell are you doing, fart knocker?

Uh, I'm, like, hurting you so we can get some money.

Okay, but just don't touch my nap.

Uh, this is, like, gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.

Damn it, this is taking too long.

Maybe you should try kicking me.

Uh, okay.

I kicked your ass.

So where's the money?

Uh, I think we need to, like, show that manager dude that you can't work or

something.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Hello. I've been standing here for 15 minutes.

Damn. Can I help you or something?

Uh, yeah.

Give me some chicken fingers and some small fries and... Hey, hey!

I'm not going to keep waiting.

Damn it, I can still work.

Okay.

Hold still.

I'm going to finish the job.

No. No.

Hey, what the hell is going on here?

We're like trying to get some of that worker's constipation.

You don't get worker's comp for fighting. It has to be an accident.

You mean we need to, like, poop in our pants?

No, you moron. You have to be injured by something on the job. Now clean

yourself up and get back to work.

Uh, why didn't that fart knocker tell us that before?

Yeah, really.

He keeps leaving stuff out.

Just doing some work here.

Come on, Beaver. Stick it in there.

Hey, Beavis, put your head out the window till the car will hit you.

Oh, yeah.

Hey,

how's it going?

Dumbass.

What the hell is going on?

for that worker's constipation and this bunghole store idea.

Can you show us how you did that?

Hey,

that's that dude

from Nirvana.

Um, hey, um, Butthead, I don't think that dude's with us anymore.

You shouldn't play with him.

I'm talking about the drummer, dumbass.

I've never seen that drummer before in my life.

That's not him.

No butt munch.

I'm talking about the drummer from Nirvana is playing guitar here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you're right.

You know, I mean, these are kind of, you know, like nice colors, you know?

They're all orangey and kind of pretty and stuff.

Hey.

Uh, Viva?

Do you, like, swing on that side now?

Um, hey, do I swing? No, I haven't been to the swing since I was, like, eight

years old.

Um, hey, I don't even think we have a swing set anymore.

What are you talking about?

Eh, never mind, Beavis.

Dumbass.

Why are all these dudes dressed up in white?

I think it's like they all drive ice cream trucks.

Yeah, that would be cool.

You know, like if instead of that dorky music the ice cream truck plays, if they

played this.

Yeah, and then they take the ice cream and just throw it at you and scream.

Yeah. Maybe it's like drive an ice cream truck across your lawn and just tear

ass. Be like, I don't owe you anything.

That would rule.

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