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Come on, Wolfie, push.

Stop it.

I am pushing.

Faster.

Whoa,

you are tearing ass.

That was cool.

Oh my God, are you okay? I didn't see you. I don't know what I was thinking.

Listen, boys, I'll make you a deal. My insurance company doesn't need to know

about this.

Don't tell anyone what happened, and I'll give you ten dollars, okay?

Whoa.

Cool.

Yeah.

Good deal.

So long, boys.

Well, it's like the more cars that hit us, the more money we make.

Hey, buddy.

I bet if our guts got splattered all over the place, we were all bloody and

stuff, some dumbass would give us like $20.

That would rule.

You dork.

You didn't do it right, Beaver. She was supposed to stop.

What are you doing?

Well, are you going to get the hell out of my way?

You almost hit me.

Give me some money.

Hey, I bet we can get, like, twice as much money if the both of us get hit by

car at the same time.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a good idea, butthead.

Uh,

we better hurry if we're gonna get to your sister's house. That's over 60

away.

I reckon the old camper will get us there before sun goes down.

I'd like to play a game of horseshoes with old Ned.

Wait a minute.

Hurry up, Wolfie.

We need to, like, get back and make some more money.

Look at some dude's butt.

Change it, buddy. Come on, Viva.

This song kind of rocks.

Besides, later on, they show a dog's naps.

Oh, I'll stick around for that.

Damn it. I'm sick of seeing water in videos.

Yeah, but this water is cool because it's like over by the power plant. Oh,

yeah, yeah.

Remember when we went swimming by the power plant and it's like... All warm

stuff. That was cool.

No, it wasn't. Your turds were all orange for a month. And you got those

blisters on your nads.

I know.

That's what I'm saying. It was cool.

Flies in the Vaseline?

That's pretty cool.

Yeah. Remember when we put that fly in gasoline?

That was cool.

He didn't say gasoline, buddy. He said Vaseline.

I think that's like something different. I know that, you dumbass.

Dammit, Beavis, you always ruin everything.

I don't. I'm just saying, you know, he's talking about Vaseline. Whoa, look,

look, it's a dog's nap.

Is that what you were talking about?

Uh, yeah, I think that was it.

That was cool.

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