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MTV.

You've done it all.

How did you get started?

I just got a couple of my buds together and we practiced in someone's garage.

Then we picked our band names.

Played some local clubs.

Rock on.

So what do you like most about being a rock star?

Partying with naked chicks, man.

Whoa.

Hey, Beavis, we need to become a band.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

But you always say that, and then we get all excited like we're going to start a

band, and then we go outside and, you know, like we just like start breaking

stuff, and then it never happens.

Well, we should do like that dude and just like go hang out in a garage.

Hey, hey, what is all this racket?

Oh, Beavis and Butthead.

Please don't kick my garage, okay?

Eh, we need like a garage or something.

Yeah, we want to rock. We're going to be a band.

Ah, starting a garage band. Great idea, guys.

Music can be a really positive outlet for all your youthful energy.

Here, let me show you a couple of chords on my guitar to help you get started.

Chords are the basis of all rock music, okay?

Now, this is an A chord.

You just put three fingers there and... Isn't that nice?

Uh, that sucks.

And here's a G.

The G sucks too.

What the hell is this crap? This isn't music.

Yeah, really.

Where's the smoke machine?

And the pyrotechnics?

Now, guys, it does take hard work and practice to be a musician.

Well, I see you're eager to get started.

Why don't you jam out on a few chords?

I'll check back with you in a little bit.

Okay, have fun.

Come on, dumbass, play it.

Check this out.

That was cool, Beavis.

We're, like, on our way.

Can I help you, kids?

Uh, more like a band.

Oh, you must have read the sign.

What do you play?

Uh, more, uh, a band.

Check this one out.

All right.

I'm kind of new to this.

What's the name of your band?

You mean like A .C., D .C.? Oh, yeah, yeah, or

Metallica. Yeah, yeah, that's a cool name.

Metallica. That has a nice ring to it. And what are your names?

Beavis.

Butthead.

Metallica.

Featuring Beavis and Nuthead.

Uh, no.

Okay, you kids got yourself a concert. See you tonight.

Yeah.

Cool.

We're Metallica featuring Beavis and Butthead.

Uh, that doesn't sound right. It should be like Butthead and Beavis. Beavis and

Butthead sound stupid.

No, no.

I kind of like Beavis and Butthead, yeah.

I don't know, it just sounds right.

Dammit, Beavis, this is my band. My name comes first.

Don't you, like, want to be a hit? No way! If you hit me, I'm gonna kick you

the nads!

Yeah, try it and I'll beat the living crap out of you.

Dammit, this band isn't working.

It's like, we don't, like, uh, communicate or something.

What?

Uh, I don't know. What?

What the hell are you talking about?

Uh... I don't know. You're just a butt -knocker. Don't call me a butt -knocker,

you son of a bitch!

This band sucks.

I'm gonna get out of here.

I'm gonna get out of here. This sucks.

Okay, simmer down and why don't you all just behave?

Okay, quiet.

Now, Metallica should be here at any moment now.

I don't know exactly what the problem is, but I talked to Metallica and

and they were here in the hotel.

Well, now that it's all over, I don't miss the band or the money.

I miss the chicks.

What a wuss.

Remember, like, when we were a band, you know, back in the day?

You mean, like, today?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We rocked. We had money and naked chicks.

And people would come up to us and say, Hey, man, how's it going? You guys are

great. What the hell are you talking about, Viva? That didn't happen.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it didn't, did it?

I wouldn't worry, just, you know, play it easy, calm down.

Hey, no, get off this stage, okay? Oh, ow!

Oh, ow!

Oh, ow!

Here we go.

It is in these hills that... Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather coffee beans

every morning.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can make a face like that. Check this out.

That wasn't very good, but...

That was scary, man.

Yeah, that scared the bejesus out of me.

Yeah.

Black hole.

Black hole. Black hole.

Black hole.

Hey, but what is a black hole?

Uh, it's sort of like a bunghole, but it's like... Well, but it's not! That's

tick from whale, remember? That hobo slumping hobo slut, uh, remember?

Shut up, Beavis. I was explaining something.

Oh, okay.

So, like, the black hole is like this giant bunghole in outer space.

It's like it sucks up the whole universe, and then it's like... It

and, like, cleanses all the hell or something.

Oh, really?

Yeah, cool.

But, like, um, how do you know all this stuff?

From watching Star Trek, bunghole.

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