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Highways rule!

Yeah, really.

I wish I lived closer.

Whoa, butthead, check it out.

I think it's unopened.

Don't just stand there, Beavis. Go get it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

God, Bill.

Oh, yeah.

But check it out.

A full can of root beer.

And I'm going to drink it.

Not yet, dumbass.

We gotta shake it up first.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

If there's one thing I know about, it's, like, how to really, like, live it up

and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, really.

Really do.

I'm butt -head. I think it's probably ready now.

Keep shaking, dill -hole.

It's gotta be really, really shook up.

I know, but, um, I've been shaking for a long time.

A really long time.

Just keep shaking it, Beavis.

Shaking it.

Yeah,

but, um, my arm's getting tired.

Damn it, Beavis, why don't you just, like, give up on life and stuff, you big

baby?

It's like I gotta do everything myself.

This is hard.

Yeah, that's what I was saying, but it's... Let's just open it up now.

Shut up, Beavis. It's not ready yet. We need to, like, really, really, uh,

really, really shake it up.

Whoa.

This is gonna be cool.

This is like... A good invention and stuff. We could probably make some money

off this.

You better not steal my invention, fart knocker.

Now get on.

When we open this can, it's going to be like all cool and stuff.

What?

I said, when we open up this can, it's going to be like all cool and stuff.

Yes!

Let's take it over behind the maxi mark.

Uh, okay.

Wait, dumbass.

I think Todd saw that.

Yeah.

Cool. What did I tell you little weeblos about parking your bikes in my spot?

Uh, not to.

It was the, uh, the cam fault.

Can? Yeah, we're shaking it up. Yeah, like I mean, it's going to be cool and

stuff. Want to shake it?

Yeah, I think I can accommodate you.

Whoa, really?

Have you met my car?

Ow! Don't forget this, man.

Oh, I don't think it shook up all the way, man.

Mr. Slade.

Cut it out.

Hold it, Slade.

You gotta be tired from shaking, man.

Let's give your little girly friend a chance.

I'm bored.

Let's go before I rip Goldilocks' head open.

Todd's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

He really helped us out.

Damn it.

I can't shake it anymore, butthead. My arm hurts.

Woofy.

That's okay. I think it's ready.

Cool.

Here we go.

No, wait, ass munch. It was my idea.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Beavis, this is going to make it all worthwhile.

Whoa, cool!

You were right, butthead.

Of course I was, dumbass.

You know, I wish every day was this cool.

Yeah.

Mr. Bombastic! Yeah!

Bombastic. Here it is.

Mr.

Romantic. Mr.

Bombastic. Mr.

Romantic. Bombastic.

What does bombastic mean, anyway?

Well, it's like bombastic is like even better than fantastic.

You know, like if you were scoring, you'd be like, this is bombastic.

Really?

I always imagine, you know, like if I was ever going to score, you know, I'd

like going.

You know, stuff like that.

Really? If I ever score, I'm going to be going, this is fantastic, Mr.

Bombastic.

What is this accent he's talking?

Dumbass, it's foreign.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Damn it, Beavis, cut that out.

Fantastic.

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