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So you

slowly

feed the board through the saw, being extremely careful to keep your hands at

safe... Distance from the blade.

Hey, Beaver.

We've got wood.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Okay,

now remember, these safety goggles must be worn at all times.

Now get to work. I want those birdhouses done by Friday.

Now remember, when you...

What's wrong?

Let's, like, go find other stuff to thaw.

Hey, but Eddie, I don't know why, but, um, this is giving me a stiffy.

Uh, maybe that's why they call it wood shop.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Uh,

hey, Beaver, help me with this.

You two idiots.

Both of you are going to fail this class if you don't quit goofing off.

God, where's the first aid kit?

Damn it, where's the phone?

Right over here, Claire.

Hey,

Beaver. Pull

my finger.

I mean, your finger.

Shut up, buddy.

I called the ambulance. It should be here very soon.

Meanwhile, I'll need you to put the severed finger in some ice, okay?

Oh, my.

I gave her the finger.

Now, be careful with the finger. It needs to remain completely sterile. I'll

you some painkillers now. Yeah, I could use some.

Uh, your finger smells funny, Beaver.

Really? What were you doing with it?

I don't know.

Luckily, we were able to reattach your finger.

You almost lost it forever.

Yeah. Now remember, you're not to use that finger under any circumstances

whatsoever for the next 10 to 12 weeks. Yeah.

Yep, you are very lucky.

Now I'm going to give you a prescription for... Oh, God!

Yeah,

yeah, da -da, da -da -da -da, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You see that? Chicks flying all over each other. Yeah. Fight, fight.

Whoa. Check this out, buddy.

That's pretty cool. It starts rocking more and more.

Watch. Here it comes.

Okay.

It's right here. It's right here. Here it comes.

I get the point, Viva.

Will you shut up so I can hear it? Yeah.

Um, hey, buddy, what's a po -chan?

Uh, I think that's, like, one of those beds that, like, folds into a couch. Oh,

yeah, yeah, both like that.

So, like, um, hey, how come he fold it?

Because he probably got, like, a big bed, so he didn't need it anymore.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe he got tired of, like, people, like, just crashing in his house and

sleeping on it. So I was like, oh, he sold it.

And then it's like, he wrote a cool song about it. He sold my po -chan.

Yeah.

And then he had a bunch of fights happen in the video.

Yeah. Yeah, come on. You want to do something about it? You think you're

Come on, let's go. Come on, right now.

I don't think there's anybody on TV that you could kick ass on.

Except for, like, maybe Urkel. I don't know about it.

Urkel's pretty big now.

He's like 6 '7 or something.

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