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You wonder why you can't get yourself a
woman? I'll tell you why. You're weak,
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frail, and your pathetic butt is
sagging. But today's your lucky day.
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scientifically engineered... Blueprint
for success.
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You too can look just like me.
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Monster pack.
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Six pack.
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And check out these cheeks.
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So get off your duff and start
exercising.
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But exercise alone will not produce a
body like mine. That is why you need to
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get on the phone and order your monthly
allotment of Megapulk. Made from fiber.
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Brand. egg whites and an arsenal of
protein -packed vitamins!
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Megavoc will have you packing on major
muscle mass in no time!
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Cool.
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So what are you waiting for?
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Pick up the phone!
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Come on!
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Do it! Do it now!
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Uh... Hello?
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We want cool butts.
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Yeah, yeah! Cool butts!
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Uh... No.
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Uh,
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no.
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Uh,
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no.
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Yeah, well, you suck.
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That dumbass wanted all kinds of, like,
checks and credit cards and stuff.
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What? Looks like we're just gonna have
to do it ourselves, Beaver.
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Yeah, cool.
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How are we gonna do that?
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Uh, let's go to Stewart's.
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Come on, guys.
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This is my mom's stuff. What are you
doing? We're going to be cool.
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We're going to get in shape for chicks
and stuff.
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Really? Can I be in on this, too?
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No way.
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You're too fat already.
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Oops. Stewart will clean it up.
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Okay, dude.
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Drink up.
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Here's to our butts.
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And our wieners.
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Fuck. You're on a score, don't you?
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Yeah, but... Uh
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-oh, guys, my mom's home.
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We better clean this up.
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We, like, gotta go exercise and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Take care.
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Thank you.
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Yeah? Can we stop and rest?
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Uh, okay.
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Jogging, fuck.
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Yeah, I don't feel too good. Yeah, I
gotta take a dump from all that mega
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stuff we drank. Yeah, me too.
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I gotta go back.
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Yeah, me too.
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I'm going first.
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No way, fart -knocker, I'm going first.
No way!
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Dammit, Leela, I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Oh no, not this guy again.
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and body -shaping guru Peter Small
collapsed and died today during the
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his latest infomercial. The coroner's
office is quoted as saying that the
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was caused by heart failure brought on
by muscle stress to the lower bunghole.
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Exercise sucks.
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Yeah, yeah, really.
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Just sitting here is cool.
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What is this?
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It's the Gatman.
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I should have a name for this kind of
music.
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There already is a name for this music,
Beavis.
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It's called crap.
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You ought to have, you know, a crap
section in the record store.
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Yeah.
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It should be out in the dumpster.
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No way, buddy.
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There's cool stuff in the dumpster.
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You wouldn't want to mess it up with
this crap.
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You like that music they play in those
closed
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stores in the mall?
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Where they have, like, a bunch of TV
screens?
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Oh, yeah.
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And it's all loud.
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And then, like, the salespeople come up
and say, Hi, would you like a tie today?
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Those places are stupid.
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Oh, boy, this sure is horrible.
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The United Colors of Bentaton.
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You know, it kind of sounded like he
said poop.
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Well, you know, this is the scat man,
and scat is like another word for poop.
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How'd you know that?
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I learned that when I did my report on
feces.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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