Original subtitles

Stupid.

Bunch of dumbasses going around in circles.

Yeah, yeah, stupid.

It's like just a bunch of dumbasses going around in circles.

This is the coolest show in the history of television.

Yeah, it's like, it's the coolest show in the history of television.

Damn it, Beavis, why do you always do that?

Why do I always do what?

How come every time I say something, you, like, say the same thing?

How come every time before I say something, you say the same thing?

It's like, you just do it first.

See, Beavis, you just did it again.

See, see, you just did it again.

Damn it, Beavis.

Yeah, yeah, see, that's what I was going to say, yeah.

I was going to say, damn it.

Hey, Beavis, I'm a big stupid butthole and my mom's a slut.

Yeah, yeah, I was just going to say, you're a big stupid butthole and my

slut.

Hey, Beavis.

You want to go break something?

Hey, Beavis, you want to go break something?

Hey,

Beavis, remember that time we broke Stewart's Aquarium?

Damn it, Beavis, cut it out.

Damn it, Beavis, cut it out.

Okay, Beavis.

You're going to do everything I do?

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Cool.

Dumbass.

Cool.

Dumbass.

Damn it, Beavis. You almost got me killed with this crap. Now cut it out.

it, Beavis. You almost got me killed with this crap. Now cut it out.

Whoa. Whoa.

Okay, Beavis.

Hey,

Todd.

Hey, Todd.

Hey, what in the hell do you little turds want?

Beavis wants your check.

Beavis wants your chick.

That'd be cool.

I think you want to get your ass's chick.

Hey, just wait here a second.

This won't take long.

Yeah, just wait here a second.

This won't take long.

Just wait here a second. This won't take long.

Man, don't you ever interrupt me again when I'm getting it on or you both will

die. I think you need to apologize for your rude interruption.

Uh, alright.

Something's wrong with you, Beavis.

Yeah.

Oh, um, something's wrong with you, Beavis.

Yeah.

Todd thought you really wanted his chick.

Well, that was cool.

Yeah.

Todd thought I really wanted his chick.

That was cool.

Dammit, Beavis, I'm gonna start copying you.

No way!

You can't copy me, because I'm copying you.

Yes, I can.

No, you can't.

Yes, I... Uh, wait a minute.

No, you can't.

What?

Oh, yeah, I mean... No, you can't.

This video freaks me out. It's like, you know, I get all excited when I see the

chicks, and then I see these stubby dudes, and it, like, makes my testes

into my globules.

Yeah.

It gives me a special feeling in my seminiferous pubules.

Yeah, yeah.

I want to do every single girl in this video.

You want to do, like, every girl in every video, Beavis?

Um, no.

Not really.

Uh, name one girl in a video that you wouldn't want to do.

Boy, I mean, let me think. Oh, I know.

Um, there's that one, uh, video, you know, where they're like, uh, you know,

Cutt stealing, and, um, that one girl, and she's like, you know, stuffing fruit

and stuff down her shirt.

I don't want to do her.

Uh, that's a dude dressed up like a girl, Beaver.

That doesn't count.

Oh.

Well, let me see.

Wilson Phillips.

Oh, no.

I guess I knew her.

Oh,

no.

Boy,

maybe you're right.

I just want to make love with all the women of the world.

Yeah.

Me too.

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0