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Yes, that's right, fans.

Baseball players are on strike again, and there is no resolution in sight.

Baseball rule.

Check this out.

Come on, butthead, we have to go to work.

Uh, wait a minute.

Whether we like it or not, these guys simply refuse to go to work.

Uh...

Come on, we gotta go to work.

Wait, I got an idea.

Yeah, me too.

I'm gonna scratch my nads and spit on the grill.

No, Beaver. We should go on strike.

Yeah, yeah.

This is pretty cool.

Uh, yeah. Can I get a double cheese, curlies, and a large orange soda?

Listen, I ain't got time for this. Will you just get my order?

Oh, come on, you idiots. I want my food. Now!

Uh, I'm sorry, sir, but, uh, we're on strike.

Yeah, we're on strike.

What? Strike?

You clowns just lost yourself a cash -paying customer. This is a joke.

This is all cool.

Yeah, let me do it.

Hi, I'd like a salad with low -cal ranch on the side, and don't put any cheese

or croutons on it, okay?

Oh, what the hay.

Give me one of those hot apple pies, too.

We're on strike.

You're on strike?

Yeah, pretty cool.

Come on, just give me the food.

No.

If you guys are on strike, you should be out in front of the store with ticket

signs.

This is cool.

Burger world sucks.

Cheeks roll.

What's going on here, gentlemen?

We're on strike.

Yeah.

Okay, Sid, let's go. What do you say we make some news?

This is Deborah Shea reporting from Burger World, where a labor dispute has

erupted between management and their employees.

Why are you gentlemen on strike here at Burger World?

Uh, because work sucks.

I see, I see.

Uh, it's like, we don't want to work, we just want the money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and, um, and chicks.

What the hell?

Where are those two idiots?

Hey, how about some service here? If I want to wait this long for my food, I

go to a real restaurant.

Can you just hang on a minute? I'll be right with you, okay?

And how long do you expect your strike to last?

I don't know.

For the rest of our lives!

Dammit, what the hell is going on here? I'll give you two seconds to get back

inside.

Okay.

We'll be right in.

Wait a minute, boys. Where are you going? You're on strike.

Yeah, we're on strike. Check it out.

What? Strike?

I'll show you a strike right upside your head if you two idiots cost me any more

business here today.

We gotta go back to work now, Debra.

Yeah. I think we're in trouble or something.

I want the bottom of every single table and chair in this restaurant spotless

when I come back here at 5 o 'clock. And I mean spotless or you're going to be

working late.

We were on strike.

We got out of work for a whole hour.

And we didn't have to do anything.

Quiet!

No talking. Now get busy.

Hey, Beavis, check it out.

I'm not really cleaning anything.

Let's go on strike again tomorrow.

You want to tell me what this is all about?

You want to tell me what this is all about?

The reason I brought you here is I want to do you.

Oh, yeah.

This is from that movie where, like, you know, that white chick goes under the

hood and teaches everybody how to get good grades.

Oh, yeah.

They always have movies like that, where there's this teacher, and they're,

like, all good, and, like, everybody, like, stops being a gangsta, and then

get good grades and go to college.

Yeah.

And then it's like, you know, she, like, makes a difference or something.

Yeah, that's really stupid.

Yeah.

They should make a movie that's, like, you know, realistic, where it's like,

know, the teacher sucks.

Nobody learns anything.

And then in the end, it's like you just be all stupid.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that would rule.

And then it's like, then see, then you could have like some cars blowing up and

stuff. Then you could like throw some boobs, you know, and like a big chase

thing, you know.

That would rule.

You know, a while ago when Coolio said, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

He stole that from Snoop Doggy Dogg.

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