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Ah, boy.

I feel pretty good right about now.

Yeah.

I feel pretty good, too.

I think I finally got some sleep.

Yeah, yeah. You know, I just, um...

I don't know why, I just feel pretty good.

Uh,

I

think we're late again.

School's closed.

It's a holiday, you dumbasses.

Whoa.

No school.

Yeah, no school.

Wow. Hey guys, what are you doing here?

Didn't you hear? School's closed.

Uh, yeah.

Hey, do you guys want to go do something?

Uh, no.

I was just kidding. I have to meet with my buds in the youth group. See you

guys.

Whoa. That was cool.

I thought he was going to, like, follow us around again.

Yeah. Yeah, that was cool.

Ah, boy.

Whoa, check it out, butthead porn.

Whoa.

Cool.

Make a check.

That

was

cool. Yeah.

This day just keeps getting better.

Yeah. I still feel pretty good.

Look at him.

Hey, Beavis. I think that's our dog.

Remember? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hey, get the hell off my dog.

Things are starting to roll.

Whoa.

This is cool.

What? What's cool?

This. I think it's like blood.

Oh, yeah.

Cool.

Maybe we should tell the dude who lives here.

Yeah, really.

What?

Hi, I'm he. We just wanted to tell you that there's some blood out here, and

he. It's pretty cool. Yeah.

It's like on your sidewalk. Check it out.

Yeah. I wonder how it got there.

It's probably not blood.

Just forget it. No way. I'm never going to forget this.

Yeah. Me neither.

Here's a buck. Go home.

Whoa. Cool.

Thanks, dude.

Yeah, yeah, thanks.

If we find anything else cool, we'll let you know.

Hey,

guess what we found out.

Yeah, check it out. It's a dead bird.

Check it out.

Yeah, it's dead.

So, you guys forget about this, right?

Forget about what?

How about 20 bucks?

Cool.

Yeah.

We were just going to give it to you, but we'll take 20 bucks.

There you go.

Thanks again, dude.

That dude is the coolest ever.

Yeah, yeah.

Someday I'd like to be like that.

You know, a kid finds a dead bird, you give him 20 bucks for it. Yeah, that's

cool.

Beavis, life just keeps getting better.

Damn good, Nacho.

Hey! Hey, girls!

Look, listen up. I need some money.

Uh, okay.

We got plenty.

Hey, man.

Thanks. Whoa.

Cool.

Pod over.

Hey,

buddy. I hope you got insurance.

Oh, damn it. You ruined my new bondo job.

You're not... This is cool.

I don't get any better than this.

What a cool day.

Sure is.

Oh, look at all these naked dudes. They're like sitting there. What's going

Yeah.

Look, you can see that one dude's nutsack.

Look, a butt cheek.

A schlong.

A nad.

Those are just hands, Beavis.

That's not his nads, his nutsack, or his butt cheek.

I don't know.

You know, this is kind of messed up. It's like they have these dudes there,

it's like they don't even think of them like people. They're just like there.

They're like these things for those chicks. They're just like... look at

like, get off on them. It's like, it's disgusting.

It makes me mad.

This man should be, like, ashamed of the way they're treating men, and, uh, and,

uh, these men shouldn't have the, uh, they should not be in this video.

Yeah. Uh, well, if these chicks asked you to get naked and be in their video,

would you do it? Uh, yeah, yeah.

But that's different.

See? Then it would be me.

I'd be naked.

That would rule.

How come whenever you see a chick band, they're always, like, looking down at

their hands when they play? Maybe they're looking at their boobs.

Did you ever think of that?

Yeah, I guess I would look at my boobs, too.

Check it out. That drummer dude is surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes.

Oh, yeah.

These chicks must be pretty cool.

They, like, just have a bunch of naked dudes sitting around for them to use

whenever they need it. Yeah, yeah, it's like some bands, you know, have, like, a

bunch of water bottles and stuff around when they get thirsty, but, like, these

chicks, like, just keep naked dudes in that room. I mean, you know, for a

That's pretty cool. Yeah.

That's a pretty good idea.

You'll probably see a lot more bands doing that now.

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