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Hey, check it out. Earl's wearing an earring.

What a wuss.

Yeah. I wonder if he has a bra on, too.

You should ask him.

Hey, you got a problem?

Uh, be of us, Dove.

You better watch yourself, punks, or next time, I'll kick your ass right out

your mouth.

Whoa, cool.

It's a skull.

Yeah.

That earring rules.

You're damn right.

Eh, this is the place, dude.

Cool.

Skull earrings rule.

We're gonna look like we can kick some ass.

I'm gonna get one in my nose.

I'm gonna get one in my butt.

So, what can I do for you guys?

We want earrings.

And butt rings.

Well, we have quite a variety here in the display case.

Is there anything in particular you're looking for?

We want skulls and axes and stuff.

Maybe some boobs.

Okay, now I'm assuming you've got notes from home.

What?

Store policy, guys. Before I can go ahead with the piercing, we need

permission. No way!

Yeah, come on, butt munch. We want earrings.

Sorry, not without a note.

Okay, let's just go ahead and do the butt then.

Uh,

here you go.

Here you go, that ought to do it.

Me and my mom, you know, talked it over and she had some, she said, permission,

she said yeah.

You guys must live awfully close by.

We, like, just ran into our parents right out there or something.

Yeah, yeah.

Small world.

Uh, looks to me like you guys did these yourselves.

You dumbass. I told you she wasn't going to believe yours.

Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. I really thought it was pretty good.

I guess we're just going to have to do it ourselves.

This ought to do the trick.

Pierce my ear first.

Yeah.

Damn it, Beavis. Haven't you ever heard of a Q -tip?

I think it might be working. Ow!

Hold still.

Damn it, you're doing it wrong, butthead. That hurt.

Okay.

Now hold still this time, Beaver.

No pain, no cold.

No! No!

No! No!

Oh,

no.

Uh, we perished our ears.

Yeah, we want skulls.

Uh, you might want to think about using a little alcohol on those, like, soon.

Oh, yeah.

Don't worry. We're going to drink some beer later.

Yeah, yeah.

Then there's no telling what we're going to do. Are you sure you wanted to put

those earrings on the right side, guys?

Uh -huh.

What?

I could like nail myself.

Like put a stamp on my butt and say like, take me to somewhere cool.

Viva, shut up.

Viva, can you hear me?

Shut up.

Shut up, Viva.

Viva, if you don't stop that right now, I'm going to smack you upside the head.

I'm going to give you three seconds, Viva.

What the hell's the matter with you, Viva?

Viva, can you hear me?

Shut up!

Remember that time you turned that jack -in -the -box into a crap -in -the -box?

I thought it was cool.

Uh,

Viva?

Viva?

Viva!

What's your problem, Viva? I said stop it!

Thank you.

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