Original subtitles

Uh, hello, can I, uh, hi, how, may I, uh, hey

Beavis, what's that thing we're supposed to say?

Oh, um, hey, I think it's, um, um, bunghole. Yeah, bunghole.

Uh, do you want, like, some food or something?

No, I want your money.

Uh, will that be all for you today?

Now, empty the drawer.

Uh, empty my drawers?

I've got a gun, idiot.

This is a robbery.

Whoa. Cool.

Hey,

Beaver. That dude says he's got a gun.

Cool.

Tell him to go home and get it.

It's in my pants.

Don't make me take it out.

Whip it out.

There. Now give me some money.

Whoa.

Uh, okay.

Damn. It's the cops.

Damn it. Yeah, really.

Damn it.

It's that dumbass cop again. He probably wants another free refill.

All right, listen. I work here. You got it? It's my first day and you're

training me.

Don't screw up. Remember, I got a gun.

Uh.

What was that gun part again?

Hey, fill it.

And not so much ice this time.

Do you work here?

Watch where you're pointing that butthole. What are you doing back there?

Tell him. I told you to stop that asswipe.

He's gonna whip it out, butthead.

It's my first day on the job, and this kid's training me.

Could you tell this asswipe to quit pointing his gun at me?

Freeze, scumbag!

Congratulations. You boys just made a citizen's arrest.

Uh, really?

Yeah, cool.

That cop said we can just, like, bust people and stuff.

Because we're, like, citizens.

Yeah, cool.

We're citizens now.

Citizens.

Beware the long arm of Butthead.

Beware the long wiener of Beavis.

Yeah?

Uh, excuse me, sir.

We're citizens.

So? Uh, how old are you, sir? What? Yeah, well, I think you're old enough to

know better. Can you step out of the car, please? Why?

What's this all about?

Hey, we'll ask the questions, sir.

Uh... How much have you had to drink today, sir? You can make it easy on us

if you just cooperate.

Hey, I'm going somewhere else.

Well,

everything looks secure out here.

Hey, buddy, let's arrest her.

Yeah, she looks suspicious.

Excuse me, ma 'am. Is that yours?

I don't know.

You don't know, huh?

Yeah, well, maybe you better start remembering.

Ma 'am, that wrapper didn't get there by itself, and it's not just going to pick

itself up. So if you could just, like, lean over and, you know... Yeah, yeah.

Aren't you guys paid to clean it up?

Ma 'am, we're here to keep this store safe.

Now, we had a robbery earlier today, and I was almost killed trying to protect

this store.

Now, I don't know if you had anything to do with it or not, but when I see

garbage on the floor, it tells me that people don't care. And when people stop

caring, that's when crime breeds, and criminals take over. All right, all

I'll pick it up.

In society, um... Whoa.

Cool.

Yeah, now that's better.

Maybe you'll think about it next time.

Hello? I'd like to order.

Book him, Beavis.

You're under arrest, sir.

Very funny, smartass.

Okay, now step out of the car, sir.

Nice and slow. Move it.

Now, like, put your hands on the car and spread them.

Spread them! Spread them!

Yeah. Now whip out your schlong.

You're just making it harder on yourself, pal. Come on. You better say

fast. The cops are here already.

Remember me?

Hey, how's it going?

Ow! Ow!

Hey, you're under arrest.

Ow! You were finished!

Ah!

Whoa, check it out, but it is an Audi. That's not an Audi, Beavis. There are

of them. See at the nipples.

Those aren't nipples, but look how low they are.

No way, Beaver. That's just because she doesn't have any legs or a butt.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Besides, nipples can be low.

Just look at your mom.

Yeah, I guess they are nipples, man.

Whoa, check out the black juice.

Yeah.

He's going to save the day.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Check it out. He's shaking his head.

Wake up. Wake up, honky.

Yeah.

That dude's like Fang.

Dammit, quit messing with my head and go get my legs.

Check it out, butthead. A blot.

Yeah.

Your mother, the blot.

I'm not a mother.

That's a bee.

Well, that dude's got a pet bee.

That's pretty cool, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Good night. See you tomorrow.

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0