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Uh,

six. Uh, seven. Uh, eight.

Why'd you make me do that?

Because it was cool.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, well, that was pretty cool.

Here, you do it.

Ow!

That's not what I meant, you butthole!

I meant punch yourself in the face.

Okay.

I missed.

Damn it!

Whoa.

What? What?

I'm bleeding.

I'm bleeding.

Oh, no.

Beavis, this is the coolest thing you've ever done.

Oh, yeah.

I'm bleeding.

I'm still bleeding.

Yeah, well, if I kick your ass, you'll be bleeding from both ends. Now shut up.

I'm bleeding. Make it stop. Make it stop.

Thanks.

Thanks, I needed that.

Damn it, Beavis.

Now you got blood all over my hand.

You're having blood on me! I got blood on me! No!

Hey, Beavis, I got an idea.

Look at me.

Wait,

I got another idea.

I'm going to die.

This will make you feel better.

I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. What are you doing? What are you doing? Here, now

breathe.

I'm bleeding.

I'm bleeding.

Cool.

I'm bleeding.

Now try drinking this water with your nose.

Uh, okay.

Operator, may I help you?

Uh, what was that number again?

It's 911, sir. I'll connect you. Please hold on.

Uh, okay.

I'm gonna die!

Oh no!

This is emergency 911.

What's the emergency?

Beavis is bleeding.

You're calm, sir. That's good.

Now, can you tell me, where is your friend wounded?

Uh, his nose?

He's bleeding from his nose. Is it broken?

Uh, no.

It's just, like, leaking.

Your friend has a nosebleed?

Uh, yeah.

A nosebleed is not an emergency.

Uh,

don't worry, Beavis.

It's not an emergency.

Whining, Beavis? You sound like a girl.

Here's a quarter.

Could you, like, buy me one of those, uh, you know, those things you put in

thing when you, you know, got your thing?

I kind of feel free.

Let's go play some tennis.

And then we can go horseback riding.

Yeah.

American woman!

They think they're bad. because they're walking slow.

Check it out. Scotty.

Captain, she's breaking up. We can't hold out much longer.

Get out your seat and jump around. Jump around.

Get out your seat and jump around. And jump around.

These guys are like, like they're trying to be health of pain.

Yeah. And the Beastie Boys and, uh,

Goodfellas.

And Reservoir Dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fight!

Fight!

You know, if these dudes were as cool as they think they are, they'd be hanging

out with chicks on a Saturday night.

Yeah, yeah, really.

Or at least, like, you know, watching TV or something.

I wonder where these guys get these clothes.

Uh, you can get that stuff at this place called By George down at the mall.

Oh, wait, really?

Who are these guys, anyway?

Uh, the Lords of Brooklyn.

I thought there was only one Lord.

That's what they said in Sunday school.

Uh, you're thinking of, like...

Outer space, Beaver.

That's where the Lord lives.

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