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And this class is the computer that will act as Highland High School's gateway

to the information superhighway.

Now, I know that all of you will use this responsibly, but the school board

worried that some of you will be tempted to access adult services, some of which

do contain pornographic images.

Whoa.

That's why the faculty will be taking strict measures against anyone who

the computer.

Okay. Any questions?

Uh, well, uh, how do we get porn?

Very funny, butthead.

Okay, if there aren't any questions, we'll head back to class, okay?

Whoa, free porn.

Yeah, yeah, how do we get it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure you can install it, but I'd like to see you download

anything else with only four megs of RAM.

Welcome to the future.

Here is your free porn.

Hey, Stuart.

We need you to get us some of that free porn.

No way, guys.

You heard Mr. Van Driessen. We'll get in big trouble.

No, we won't. Yeah.

Porn is good for you.

Did you know that?

Come on, guys.

Get us some porn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, let's check it out. Come on.

Guys,

can't we just hang out?

Uh, no.

Uh,

didn't you, like, promise us?

A really long time ago that you were going to get us some porn? Yes. Yeah,

promised. Guys.

Come on, Stuart. Everybody does it.

It'll be fine.

Come on, Stuart. Get us some porn.

Yeah, yeah. Come on. Get us some porn. Here we go.

Porn. Oh, porn. Oh, porn. Oh, porn. Please leave me alone.

Porn. Porn. Porn.

Come on, Stuart.

But I...

Okay, okay.

Well,

that's a start.

Yeah, keep going. We want to see naked chicks.

Buck naked, yeah.

Hey, what about that one?

Oh, no.

That one's illegal in this state. Come on, I want to see it. I want to see it.

Damn it.

Yeah, come on, Stewart.

Do it.

Okay, guys.

Whoa. Whoa!

Oh, my God.

Oh, boy.

Come to my head.

Yeah!

What in God's name is going on here?

Oh, my God!

I think you killed her, Stuart.

Now, as you boys know, we have strict rules about accessing computer

from the library.

So before I sentence you to an extremely harsh punishment, I want to know how

you little punks did it.

Come on. You idiots can save yourself a lot of trouble if you'll just tell me

who helped you log on.

I did that myself.

But Stuart got us the porn. What?

He's pretty good.

But I... Well, that's it. You're all getting detention for the rest of the

And you've lost all your computer privileges.

Stuart's in trouble.

That's cool.

Hey,

Stuart.

After we get out of here, can you help us get some more porn?

Yeah, yeah.

This time, get us more butt shots.

Leave me alone.

You guys already got me in enough trouble.

Uh... So?

Yeah, yeah. We need more porn. Come on, Stuart.

Shut the hell up! Will you guys please leave me alone?

Here, you can play with my Game Boy.

Uh... The fuck?

No, wait, butthead. If you can, like, clothe your eyes and make them blurry.

That thing over there kind of looks like a naked chick with big boobs.

Check it out.

Whoa. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Whoa.

They're cracking concrete.

You said crack.

Well, I guess I'll just do this for a while.

Whoa!

They're rolling around in a pool of feces!

Oh, yeah. Cool.

I think this video is like a tribute to turds.

Yeah, it's about time.

I've been meaning to do a tribute to my own turds.

It's called Poop, a Retrospective.

You know who I'd like to see roll around in a bunch of feces?

Cootie and the Blowfish.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that would be cool.

With a little love and a little tenderness.

Yeah.

That would rule.

Yeah, yeah. And I think it would really go with the music really well, too.

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