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Now, if we multiply both sides of the equation, By X, we have an exponent

of three.

Now, what in the hell is that noise?

Beavis and Butthead, what in the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, my God, you two little turds have got lice.

Uh, huh?

What? Bugs! You've got bugs in your hair.

You mean like daddy long legs and worms and centipedes?

No, idiot!

I mean scalp -biting, blood -sucking, disease -carrying parasites.

Cool.

Yep,

you boys have the worst case of head lice I've ever seen.

Head.

We've got bugs in our hair.

Well,

these lice are pretty disgusting.

Here, I'll show you what they really look like.

Take a look under the microscope.

I don't see any bugs.

Yeah. Just look into the little hole.

Put your eye there.

But this one's taking a dump.

No, no, it's laying eggs.

In fact, hundreds of them are doing that on your scalp right now. Cool.

Now here's the name of a special shampoo.

and a lotion for skin irritation.

You said foreskin.

Yeah, foreskin irritation.

And you need to make sure you wash your hair thoroughly, clean all your clothes

and sheets in hot water, and boil your cones. You've got to kill every one of

those little bugs or you'll never get rid of them. Yeah, yeah.

And kill them.

Yeah.

This is going to be cool.

Hey, Butt -head, what does that note say?

Uh, I think we have to, like, buy a subscription to a special shampoo or

something. No way!

I'm not gonna spend money on shampoo.

Yeah.

Let's kill these bugs the old -fashioned way.

Yeah.

Ow! What the hell are you doing, asswipe?

Ow!

I'm gonna kick your ass, fart knocker!

Now get up.

We gotta, like, use an infesticide.

Now hold still, butt munch.

This stuff isn't working.

We need to, like, try something else.

Okay.

Hey, Beavis.

Let's electrocute him.

He put it. Check it out. This thing's got bug guts stuck to it.

Bug zappers rule.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll show you.

What about you? You want some too?

Come on.

Bunghole. Shut up and put your head in, dumbass.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay.

Ow. Ow.

Damn it.

This, like, doesn't work on people or something.

You dumbass.

You gotta, like, open it first.

Whoa!

Hey, butthead, are they dead?

I think we got them, dude.

How'd they get there, Beavis?

I don't know.

Damn it.

Maybe you should stick your wiener in the bug zapper.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm just going to shut my mouth and watch.

Yeah!

They're going to kick my ass now. Beavis, you thought you were going to

Oh, sorry.

I'm just going to shut up and listen.

Yeah, yeah, check it.

See, this guy's going up on the roof, and this guy doesn't know what's going

happen. And so when he goes into the apartment, they're going to beat the

crap out of him. Check this out.

Dammit, Beavis, I told you to shut up. Okay, okay.

I'm not going to say anything.

I'm just going to be quiet.

I'm going to be quiet for a while.

Whoa, check this out. Check this out. Check this out, Pete.

He's coming. He's delivering room service.

Damn it, Beavis. Oh, sorry.

I forgot.

This is exciting.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Pete. Now that's Stuart Wallace, Pete. That's Stuart Wallace. He plays

himself.

Isn't it going to be cool when this video finally comes out? What are you

talking about, Beavis? You know, when the real video finally comes out.

This is a video, dumbass. No way.

That's cool.

Whoa. Hey, buddy. This is Fred Kelly. He plays Bunny. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Neither wins, see? It's Cochise.

Cochise is cool.

Yeah, Cochise kicks ass.

That's the rookie, see?

See Cochise back there? Uh -huh. See, the rookie, he's got a really short

see? Oh, yeah.

He's pretty good, but he's got a bad temper.

Cochise has to calm him down sometimes.

Cool.

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