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Isn't that the same place that those
other kids got killed two years ago?
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Don't be crazy, Tina.
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You act like you don't even want to get
it on.
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That dude with the mask is messed up.
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Yeah, really.
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He didn't even wait for that chick to
take off her shirt.
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Yeah.
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It's like this could never happen in
real life.
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Damn it. That's like the tenth time
tonight or something.
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Maybe we should see what it is.
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Trick or treat.
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Who was that?
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Just some dude passing out free samples.
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Cool. Free samples rule.
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You take my kid's candy and I kick your
ass!
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Happy Halloween!
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Ween. Ooh,
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a butt.
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Yeah.
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I like butt cheeks.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, me too. We
should hook up, yeah.
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Whoa,
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check it out.
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making out with some chick on stage.
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That's not a chick, dumbass.
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That's just like a dummy or something.
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Yeah, well, she may be dumb, but at
least she's getting some.
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Not a dummy like that, dill hole.
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I'm talking about, you know, one of
those big dolls or something.
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Really?
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That's cool.
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We should try that.
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You did try that, Beaver.
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Remember when you tried to make out with
that mannequin at Sears? Yeah.
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And then they threw your ass out of
there?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Then I had to go back in and get my
pants.
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What happened in Frankenstein? I can't
remember.
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There's, like, this dude with a big
head, and he's a doctor.
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And he, like...
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invents a way to operate on dead people,
but he uses lightning.
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And then he, like, puts some screws into
his head.
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And then he's got this hunchbacked
little sidekick that does everything he
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Kind of like you.
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Shut up, butthead.
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That sucks that we're, like, too old to
get candy. No way, Beavis. There
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aren't any laws about Halloween.
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Really? Cool.
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Um, can I help you?
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Uh, yeah, we need some candy.
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Yeah, give us some of that. Come on.
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Fellas, you're a little old for this,
and I really think you ought to have
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costumes.
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Are you sure there's no laws, butthead?
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Uh, let's switch sides, dude.
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Come on, I mean it.
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No costumes, no candy.
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The fuck?
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Yeah.
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These sheets smell funny.
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Yeah.
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These are my special monkey sheets.
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Ah, damn it, get it off me!
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What? Check it out.
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I'm going as a wolf.
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She's only 17.
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Woo!
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You've got your head up your butt.
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No way. Check it out. I'm a gnat.
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Get it?
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I'm a big old gnat.
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You're a dumbass.
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Whoa, I got it.
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Hi, I'm a gnat.
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Hi, I'm a gnat.
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How's it going?
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Can I have some candy, please?
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I'm a gnat.
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Whoa, cool.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Gaff.
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Whoa.
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I'm nachos.
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We do them all the time.
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Yeah. Well, chemo surveys, got something
for you right over here.
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Check it out. I'm nachos.
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I'm a gnat. Get it?
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Well, hi there, white ranger. There you
go, young fella.
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There you go, and one for you, too.
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Happy Halloween.
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And remember, Satan wears disguises,
too.
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Hey, you forgot our candy.
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Boys, these pamphlets will make for some
scary Halloween reading.
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Uh, what?
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You know, most boys your age don't go
trick -or -treating. Yeah.
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Some kids are stupid.
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Yeah, really.
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What a dumbass.
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Damn son of a bitch.
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Uh, hi, baby.
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Yeah, hey, baby. I'm a gnat.
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Oh, shoot, boys.
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Stuart just left.
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Uh, we don't want Stuart. We want some
candy.
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Now, come on. I'm saving that for the
trick -or -treaters. Maybe you can catch
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up with him. He's with his youth group.
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Dammit, this is starting to piss me off.
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Yeah, it's like I got all dressed up as
a nad. It's like no one's giving me any
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candy.
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Um, hey. Hi, I'm a nad, and I need some
candy for, like, poor people and stuff.
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Well, Beavis, all I have are some
organic walnut clusters and these My
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Car's a Bike bumper stickers.
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I'll take the sticker.
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Yeah, me too.
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Okay, guys, happy hunting.
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Butthole.
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Damn it.
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We need to find, like, a stupid dude to
give us some candy.
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Whoa.
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That's a good idea.
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Now, what in the hell are you boys
supposed to be?
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I'm a gnat.
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I'm a dumbass.
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Check it out.
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Can we just, like, have some candy?
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Well,
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now, hold on a minute.
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Well, John Thomas, how long's it been?
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That long, huh?
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My, my.
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Oh, sure, I got Dick's number.
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Hold on a minute, I got to run down to
Dick.
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Well,
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you don't say.
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Yeah, I got some trick -or -treaters
here.
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Hey,
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give me some, fuckmon.
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No, wait!
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Get out of here!
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The hell down.
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Tell you what,
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why don't we go to another house, okay?
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Yeah, this isn't a good one.
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Well,
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check it out. He has an eyeball in his
mouth.
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That would be cool if you had, like, an
eyeball in your butt.
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And then you could, like... Ah, shut up,
butthead. You always say stuff like
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that.
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Leave us.
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I'm gonna shove your eyeballs up your
butt sideways if you ever tell me to
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up again.
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And the people are goons.
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Eh.
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These dudes look too old to be trick -or
-treating.
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Maybe these are like, you know how
sometimes the kids' dads get dressed up
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Yeah.
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Dads.
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Or dads.
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Remember that time your mom had that
Halloween party?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't talk about that, Butthead.
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Then we went into your mom's room, and
that dude dressed up like Colonel
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was in there.
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He didn't have any pants on. Shut up,
Butthead.
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His drumstick.
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Shut up, Butthead.
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His drumstick.
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This is boring.
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Yeah, yeah.
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All these people, I don't know, they're
just like, they're starting to make me
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mad.
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Look, it's Batman.
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Oh, yeah.
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Anyways, um, oh, cool, cops.
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Maybe we'll see some domestic disputes.
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Or like some excessive force on some
perpetrators.
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It's about time somebody called a cop.
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This video sucks.
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Okay, John, good talking to you.
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Now, where was I?
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All right, I was going to give you boys
some candy.
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What in the hell?
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Hey, hey, now, damn it, get the hell out
of my house, boy.
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Well, you're welcome, you damn
ungrateful bastard.
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Yeah, really.
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That bastard didn't let me have any.
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I'm the Great Pumpkin. Who are you
supposed to be?
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I am Cornholio. I need tippy for my
bunghole.
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You will give me all your caca.
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I have no bunghole.
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I am bungholio. Get the hell off my
property, you son of a bitch.
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No way, Stuart.
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What if your mom finds out? She won't
find out. Besides, this year I'm really
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going to teepee some.
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No!
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Teepee! You must give me your teepee!
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Gosh, Beavis, you scared me.
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Take your treat, son of a bitch!
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Come on, Beavis, I know it's you.
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See, I'm dope.
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Give me your teepee!
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Okay, okay, take it easy.
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I will not be safe from the almighty
bunghole.
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I am born for you.
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Dammit, Beavis, come back here with that
bag. You owe me, bungwife.
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Ah, Rolio.
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Rolio's for my bunghole.
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Hey,
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man, move your ass out of the street.
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Are you threatening me?
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What did you say, punk?
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Do not underestimate the power of the
almighty bunghole.
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This is messed up, man.
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Oh, you think this is funny?
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Uh, yeah.
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Like, uh, can I come with you guys?
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That still kicks them out.
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Yeah, okay.
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Let's take this little turd out into the
country.
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mighty bunghole.
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backyard sure is spooky.
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He likes the great bunghole.
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Did you hear something, Dad?
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Oh, God. I'm frightened.
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Come on. It's just the wind.
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Or a ghost.
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I am Cornholio. Daddy. Guardian of the
great bunghole.
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Honey, let's go.
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You must give me your candy. I need
Rolios for my bunghole.
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They have no bunghole.
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The Almighty Bunghoo?
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Lead me to the Almighty Bunghoo!
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Go get in that barn, boy.
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Do you have candy? Do you have teepee?
Oh, yeah.
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I got lots of goodies in the barn.
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Take a look -see.
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In this barn, there will be teepee.
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Uh -oh.
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Horrible.
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You know, I kind of feel sorry for these
guys, you know, because I'm...
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I think it's probably not their fault
that they suck so much.
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Uh, yeah it is.
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Uh,
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wow.
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This might be the worst crap I've ever
seen in my life.
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You know, um, this guy kind of looks
like, um, he kind of looks like that
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on Sesame Street, the Count.
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Yeah.
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It's like... Oh,
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boy.
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This is really sad.
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It's probably like, you know, he has
kids and stuff.
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He's like, okay, kids, I gotta put on my
makeup and go do another show.
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Yeah, yeah, you know, you know, it's too
bad really.
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Gotta be cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is how I'm gonna get messy.
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