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Boy,
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some of our customers have been
complaining about our French fries.
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Holy cow, what are these brown chunks in
here?
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Um, hmm, I think those are caterpillars,
sir.
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Caterpillars are green, dumbass. Oh,
yeah.
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Hey,
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that's that grasshopper.
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Grasshopper? Yeah.
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He won't be bothering the customers
anymore, sir.
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Yeah. We caught him taking a dump on one
of the tables.
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What in the hell is this? Oh, yeah.
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Remember when I had that band -aid on
for, like, two weeks? And then you,
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pulled it off, and it went... Cool.
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I want the oil changed in this fryer,
and I want it changed before you leave
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today.
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Fryer! Fryer!
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Fryer!
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I think
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this dude is checking you out, Beaver.
Oh, he's not?
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Liar. Yeah, he is.
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He's like...
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I like what I see.
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I'll be right over. Shut up, butthead.
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He can't see me because he's just
looking at the camera. Remember
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that time that dude was saying that
stuff to you
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at the bus station?
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Shut up, butthead.
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He said, I like what I see.
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Now why don't you go into one of those
stalls and I'll meet you there. Shut up,
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butthead. At least I got a candy bar out
of the deal.
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Yeah.
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Who the hell is this butt munch?
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Hey, what's going on here?
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What's with all these faces he's making?
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Yeah. He's like trying to be scary and
all heavy and intense and stuff.
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Who's this other guy that keeps like
trying to get in front of him?
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I think he's just some jackass that
wandered on the set.
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Maybe he's like the drummer and like...
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They got there and they said, where are
your drums?
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And he was like, uh, I thought they were
in the van. And they're like, you mean
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you didn't bring your drums?
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Yeah.
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And I said, okay, it's your own fault.
You're going to have to wander around
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like a butt munch for the whole video.
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And he said, okay, that's okay with me.
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I can do that.
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What a jack butt munch ass.
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Dumb butt.
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Look at that little braid thing on the
back of his head. Yeah, it's like one of
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those dolls where you pull the string
and they, like, talk and stuff.
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That would be a cool doll.
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If you had, like, this little bald dude
without a shirt and you, like, pull a
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string on the back of his head and he
just starts shouting at you.
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And then it could wet his pants.
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Fuck. How come that manager guy always
makes us do work?
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Yeah. That oil was just getting cool,
too.
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There it is, dude.
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Uh, we need to change the oil.
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Yeah, if you could just change it while
we wait, that'd be fine.
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Okay. Pull your car in.
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Uh, car?
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Yeah. What do we need a car for?
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Well, how the hell am I supposed to
change the oil if you don't have a car?
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Well, I get it.
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You're do -it -yourselfers.
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Uh, Davis is a do -it -yourselfer.
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You guys work at Burger World, huh?
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I once applied for a job there.
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How'd you guys get in there?
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What's this crap?
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Alright, I'm gonna give you a quick how
-to.
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I guess if you're gonna get in at Burger
World, it's not what you know, it's who
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you know, huh?
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Uh, yeah, right.
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Yeah, me and Butthead know each other.
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Okay, first you open your drain to let
out the old stuff.
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Make sure you dispose of it properly.
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That stuff is toxic.
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Cool.
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When you're done, remember to check it
with your dipstick.
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Okay, lesson's over, no charge.
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But it's 15 bucks for the oil.
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Uh, no.
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I ain't gonna give you any money.
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No cash, huh?
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You guys work at Burger World. I guess
you're good for it. Here, I'll set up an
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account. You can just sign for it. Oh,
uh...
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In that case, we want some candy bars,
too. Yeah.
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And some naked lady air fresheners.
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Roll.
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I can't find any drain.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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This work sucks.
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And that mechanical dude was a big
dumbass. Yeah.
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Hey, let's just scoop it out.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Hey, leave it. Check it out. Ow!
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Improved performance.
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Yeah. No thermal breakdown.
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Yeah.
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Remember to check it with your dipstick.
No way!
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I think it's ready.
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Hey, where's everybody going?
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Uh,
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I don't think we should go back in
there, dude.
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Yeah, remember?
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He said we couldn't go home till we
changed the oil.
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Oh, yeah.
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Cool.
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Let's get out of here.
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Uh...
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Hey, Beaver.
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Do something like, I don't know, like
something funny or something.
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Um, okay.
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Um, let me see.
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Check this out.
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Uh,
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that was pretty cool, but like, you've
done that before.
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Shut up, Wyatt.
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Then you do something.
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You think I'm just here to entertain
you?
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Settle down, Bina. You think I'm just
here for your amusement?
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You want to do something about it?
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Dumbass.
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Hey,
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look at that.
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That looks good.
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I like those things. They got those
things over at the mall.
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They call them, um, heroes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Whenever we walk by there, that guy
goes, Yoodle, yoodle, yoodle.
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Yeah. One of these days, when I have a
lot of money, I'm gonna go get one of
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those things. Yeah.
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That was cool.
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These dudes need to quit screwing around
and get back to making
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sandwiches. Yeah.
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But, um...
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It is kind of a good song, like, if you
kind of listen to it for a while, it is
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pretty cool.
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Beavis, you bunghole. Quit talking about
this video and do something funny
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again. Um, okay,
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check this out.
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That's not even funny, Beavis. You have
to do it like this.
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Yeah, oh yeah.
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I'll say that's cool. Yeah, I see what
you mean. Okay, check this out.
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Cool. Yeah, news rules.
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And in a related story, a mysterious oil
spill has shocked environmentalists
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throughout the world.
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Cool.
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It's a major disaster in the Aegean Sea,
affecting local fishermen off the coast
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of Greece.
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Cool. He's talking about Greece, but...
Yeah.
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Whoa, check it out.
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They're using the same oil as us.
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Oh, yeah.
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They forgot to put the breading on it.
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Yeah.
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Those environmental guys are dumb.
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Yeah. I bet that fish tastes like crap.
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It's like, this video looks like one of
those old punk bands, you know?
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But it's like, the video doesn't look
old.
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So it's like, it seems like it's like a
bunch of guys now who are like... Eh,
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shut up, buddy.
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Uh,
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okay. I mean, Beavis, what did you just
say?
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I said shut up.
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I get tired of listening to your stupid
crap.
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Just shut up. Beavis?
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I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
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I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Shut up. Beavis, there's going to be
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two hits.
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My hand hitting your face and my hand
hitting your face again. Yeah, yeah,
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right. I'm going to kick you in the mad.
Just shut up. Beavis, don't you ever
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tell me to shut up.
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I'm going to beat the living crap out of
you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. I'm going
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to cave your nads in. Damn it, Beavis.
I'm going to beat the living crap out of
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your ass.
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Take that, dumbass.
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
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I'm gonna go get some meat.
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Get back here and fight like a man.
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