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Tomorrow on The Price is Right.

And now the exciting conclusion of Naked Chick Killer.

But Nikki, I don't have a swimsuit. That's okay. No one's around.

Live a little.

They're going to get killed.

Hey,

this lake is giving me the creeps. Me too.

Let's go.

Screaming is cool.

Yeah. Hey, buddy.

Let's go outside and scream.

Uh, okay.

Hey,

that's that guy from Dumb and Dumber. Oh, yeah.

I think that's dumb.

Oh, yeah.

Whoa.

We need to get one of those.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I know, I know. I've been saying that for a long time, but it... Like, we need

to get a cool -looking chick.

Maybe then people will start to respect us.

Like, we'll start getting respect, and then we'll get more chicks.

And then, like, with more chicks, like, we'll get more respect. And after that,

we'll get, like, more money.

We'll get, like, more chicks, more money, and more respect, and we'll just,

like, keep on going. And all it takes is just getting that first chick.

Yeah, we can just get one chick. I'm not talking about the chick butt munch.

I was talking about that air freshener thing in the car.

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Sorry about that.

Those dudes are stupid.

It's like three guys and one chick, and no one's even trying to score with them.

Yeah, really.

If it was me back there, I'd be like,

Hey, baby.

Mind if I take off my pants? Yeah.

That's pretty smooth, baby. Yeah, yeah, I know.

And then I'd, like, pull down my pants real slow, like...

How

come this, this, this, this dork,

who, like, has glasses and is ugly, gets all these chicks to line up and talk to

him? And we can't even do that.

Well, maybe we should try, like, standing outside with one of those coats

and, like, a clipboard and, like, pretend like something cool is

I already tried that one.

Really? Yeah, I've tried everything.

I've tried it with a clipboard.

I've tried it with a notebook.

And I've done it all. It never works. Shut up, Beavis.

Okay, dude, you ready? Yeah.

One, two, three.

Oh, cool.

Keep at it. Let's try screaming somewhere else.

Okay.

This is gonna be cool.

Yeah.

I'm gonna scream really loud.

Yeah.

Me too.

Who in the hell could that be at this hour?

I tell you what, it sure as hell better be Ed McMahon and Dick Clark.

Hello,

police?

This here is Tom Anderson at 4120 Woodrow Court.

There's two hoodlums who came by my doorstep and started screaming bloody

murder. Hell, I don't know if they're armed.

Shut the hell up!

My kids are trying to sleep!

Why the hell don't you stop screaming?

You're not helping!

Oh, yeah!

Well, why don't you stay the hell out of it? Yeah, well, how would you like me

to kick your ass?

This is cool.

Wait, dude. Here comes someone.

Let's do it.

All right, you little punks, I got you.

Go ahead, scream all you want.

Do you like this?

Huh? Do you like people screaming?

Now, damn it! The last thing I need to deal with are a couple of noise vandals

like you! You see, when I hear people screaming, it usually means there's

trouble! But if not, it's just like that little brat who cried wolf.

And someday, when there really is trouble, I'm not gonna...

Now, if there really is trouble, all you have to do is call.

Here's my number. And if you want to scream, you can scream all you want

your own home.

Just don't do it!

Now,

put your asses home.

That was cool.

Yes.

Whoa, this thing is cool.

It's like a dog skull.

Yeah.

Whoa.

Oh, damn it.

Now it's gone.

Yeah.

Now the dog's gone, and it's just this guy.

You get the ankles and I'll get the wrist. You get the ankles and I'll get

wrist.

It all comes down to this.

The wrist.

That's kind of like when that Jimmy Swagger dude says that.

I don't know about you, but when I woke up today, I felt good.

I felt like I didn't have to move.

Yeah.

It's like, you need to plant a seed. A seed of faith.

That wasn't that good, butthead.

Yes, it was, Beaver.

It rolled.

I wonder if that

dog's going to come back. I don't think it's coming back. I'm going to change

it. No, no, wait, buddy. Come on. It might come back.

Besides, I'm like, you know, I'm starting to like this.

Get the ankles. I'll get the wrist.

Let's watch something else.

All right, Van Halen. Van Halen kicks ass.

Yeah.

Oh, boy.

Is this Van Halen?

Yeah,

but it's like, where's Eddie?

Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, how can they fire Van Halen from Van Halen?

Yeah.

We can push with all our might.

Athletes.

I know nothing's gonna change.

And if I ask enough to try.

This is kind of like a country video. Because it's like, you know, it has like

football players and like old people and dogs and stuff in it. Yeah, yeah, it's

like every time you watch TNN.

All the video panels have stuff in them. Yeah.

All they need now is a big pickup truck. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

check

it out. They put plastic on their couch. We should try that.

That's stupid.

Then you can't get any stains on it. Yeah, yeah.

Then, like, you wouldn't even have to, like, get up and go to the bathroom,

Because I've noticed, like, over at Stewart's house where they have that

on the couch, if you pee on it, it just kind of, like, rolls off and it just,

like, goes away.

Uh, oh, yeah.

That's cool.

That was cool when that cop

screamed right in our ears.

Oh, yeah.

He was pretty loud.

Yeah.

And then he said we could scream all we want just as long as it's in our own

house. That's cool.

Yeah. Hey, Beavis, let's call Stuart.

Yeah.

Hello.

That was a pretty cool idea.

For a cop.

Let's call him.

Here's the number he gave us.

This is gonna be cool.

Highland Police.

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