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We'll be right back with more of the life cycle of the dung beetle right

this.

Dung.

It's cold in here.

Hey, buddy, that dog just talked.

He did not, dumbass.

Won't you please take me into your nice, warm home? See, his lips aren't moving.

Oh, yeah.

He's like communicating telepathetically.

Oh, yeah.

Every year we kill thousands of dogs like the one you see here just because

weren't adopted in time.

We don't like to do it, but we have to.

It's the law. Whoa.

Adopt a dog now.

Before it's too late.

Hey, Beavis.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah.

Those dung beetles are pretty cool.

Dumbass.

He's thinking.

Oh, I see.

You tap yourself on the side of the head to think.

I haven't tried that.

This guy pronounces words weird.

Yeah, really.

A little bit more than you could ever say.

Fade away, fade away.

What kind of an accent is that?

I think that's the way they talk in, like, Wafflevania.

Oh, yeah.

And I was, like, thinking he was from California.

What's that dude's problem?

Like,

he's a little too into the music.

Yeah, really. It's kind of embarrassing.

Yeah. The other dudes in the band are probably, like, going, God, I wish he

wouldn't do that.

Whoa, what's he doing?

He's like, come on, come on, open it up. Come on, give me my damn candy bar

back. I wasn't done yet. I was saving that for after the video. Spit it out.

That was stupid, Beaver. Well, that was kind of funny.

You know what? You know.

Beaver, stop trying to be funny.

Our dog's going to be cool.

We'll have to, like, teach him to do cool tricks and stuff.

Yeah. Sit, boy. Sit, sit.

Sit or I'll kick your ass.

That's not a cool trick.

A cool trick is, like, to teach him to, like, bite stuff.

Bite, bite, bite. Bite everything.

We're going to teach him to, like, bite stuff that sucks.

This is going to be cool.

Can I help you?

We'd like to see the big dogs, please.

Yeah, the ones that bite.

Right back there.

Come

here,

doggie.

Beba, the test.

Come here, dumbass.

Don't worry, dude.

That answer was incorrect.

The penalty of death.

Woof. Woof.

Woof.

See that? The tap. Hurry up.

Ah, he bit me!

He bit me, damn it!

We have a winner.

Come on.

Uh,

bot?

Whoa there, boys. Where do you think you're going with that pup?

Uh, we, like, adopted him. Yeah, he's ours.

Have either of you two boys ever taken care of a dog before?

Well,

that ain't important.

You look like responsible boys. Now, you do know what a dog like this eats,

don't you?

Uh, garbage?

Well,

dog food actually dries best.

I'll give you boys some coupons before you leave.

Okay, now, if your dog goes to the bathroom in the house, what do you do?

Rub his nose in it.

I'd kick his ass.

Rub his nose in it, then kick his ass.

No,

you can't never hit your dog. No matter what he does.

If he takes a dump in my house, I'm going to kick his ass.

Okay,

now, here's a pamphlet on that.

We can just get that $50 adoption fee.

I'll tell you what, boys. I think we'll just waive that fee.

Could you please get that dog out of here?

Okay.

Sit down.

No! Cut it off!

I think it was a shih tzu.

You know, maybe if they put more thug fans in prison, like, people

would, like, you know, try to stay out of prison. Maybe it would have a

effect on some generations of the youth.

Quit trying to sound smart.

Oh, yeah.

Actually, I think they should all just get the chair. Yeah.

According to Grim Reaper.

He's got a fat little face.

Yeah, he's got like that really bloated face look like you get when you eat too

many of those urinal mints.

Uh, what are you talking about, Beaver? You know, you know, those little round

things in the urinal, you know, that they put there, you know, so you can,

know, like freshen up after you take a leak. Beaver, you're not supposed to eat

those. Oh, come here.

I knew that. Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Dumbass.

Hi.

I'm your tour guide.

Welcome to the Wolf Gardens.

It was here that George Washington first chopped off his wiener. In any life.

Like an anchor.

Yeah. Like an anchor.

Anchor.

It's the mouth.

Anchor. Anchor. Can you say that?

Dumbass.

Anchor.

What you say should be from your own mind. What you say should be from your

mind?

That's stupid.

Yeah, really. Sometimes I can't hear all those voices in my mind, you know?

Wait a minute, buddy. Wait a minute. I'm getting something.

Hey, Beavis, throw the stick.

Fetch, dog wipe.

Yeah, go get it.

Uh,

check it out, he missed the stick.

Um, he's still running, but it... Yeah, he's like way past it.

What a dumb dog.

What a dumbass.

We can get another one.

Whoa. They're like diving into the fish tank.

That's cool.

things were like just really fancy, clear toilets.

I mean, you know, I usually like, you know, take a leak in those things.

Beavis, you think everything's a toilet.

Well, they're fishing there, right? They go to the bathroom in there, right?

Yeah.

Oh, it's a toilet.

See?

Yeah.

They drink their own wee -wee.

Yeah.

It's Fisher.

They're like, uh, I guess I'll take a dump and then swim around in it.

Yeah.

That sounds pretty cool.

Hey, buddy, check this out.

Do you like these food?

Uh, yeah.

Uh,

Viva, that joke only works if you have food in your mouth.

Dumbass. Oh, yeah.

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