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All right, y 'all. Let's see that
pyramid.

Y 'all gonna have to hit zero if you
want to compete at Daytona. Coaching

college cheer has been my life's work. I
am currently one championship shy of

being the winningest coach in college
cheer history.

Can I win the title?

I can, I will, I must.

I have put together the finest, the most
athletic, the most disciplined teams to

ever take the mat.

Oh, this is not them.

This

is

my 14th in a row for Sammy Davis Senior
Junior College.

And that ties me with my former coach,
Marge Harjberg.

Yep, there she is right there. She's my
inspiration.

What a monster.

Lord, Marge used to really scream at me
and say very mean things about my legs.

And that did not make me a better
cheerleader, but it did make me a better

coach.

If I build my athletes up, I don't tear
them down.

There he is, Dean Martin.

Hey, this is the camera crew that's
following me as I pursue my 50.

Hello.

Listen, I was sent a disturbing... Speak
up, honey. If it's not interesting,

they'll cut it out. Y 'all cut it out.
Yeah.

I was sent a disturbing video of you at
your team's victory party.

And the award for best booty goes to...
Team Martin, I don't know who took that.

You shouldn't be drinking with your
team.

And you certainly shouldn't be body
shaming your cheerleaders.

I would have killed to win best booty
back in my day.

I'm a model there for my team, and you
know that. He knows that.

So, I have been asked to be fired.

What? What?

All right, come on.

There's no crying in cheer.

What?

Move. What?

I need you to be strong right now. I'm
trying.

Listen, I say if Courtney leaves, we all
leave. Hey, hey, hey, hey. No one's

leaving.

Well, I am. Right.

And in the meantime, our best...

Assistant Coach Tammy's going to be
taking over.

No!

No!

Excuse me, Coach is tiny?

First of all, it's pronounced Istany.

Second of all, which is really, first of
all, I'm still Assistant Coach Istany.

Will you step up?

You know, of course. If I'm asked to be
head coach, I will reluctantly.

No, I mean, step up so we can see you.
Oh.

Can we start over?

Can you believe that, Benny? I'm a
scandal because of that dumb videotape.

I got a good mind to get a job at a
school that appreciates what I do. Okay,

time out, Coach, okay?

I'm going to have to call a flag on the
play.

You have not taken a day to yourself in
20 years. You think maybe things happen

for a reason?

Maybe take a little you time for once in
your life?

Maybe even start a little team of our
own.

Coach and I were high school
sweethearts, and I got a scholarship to

Tech.

But the Lord had other plans.

Yeah, after I woke up and learned to,
oh, what's the word,

talk again, I asked Courtney to marry
me.

And I got a job coaching football at
Sammy Davis Senior Junior College, and

coached here.

Hey, did I tell you all about my head
injury?

I just can't have my legacy be some best
booty award, you know?

You let me win.

One more championship, all right?

And then I'll go out on top, and then I
will retire.

Mm -hmm. Hey, this time I promise.

You being for real right now?

I'm dead ass. That's what the kids say.

Well, okay, then. But I think you should
strategize, you know?

Don't just run and gun, okay?

You got to see what you're lined up
against.

Fourth quarter, you're down by six, but
there's a lot of game left. I got a job

interview. That's a touchdown.

Small junior college in Oklahoma, 80
miles away. That's what, 50 minutes by

pickup truck? Easy. Wait, what's the
name of this college?

H -H -H -H -E -O.

Hedleston, home to the world -famous
Hedlestown. Candy Button Factory and

Button Factory gift shop and museum.
Open every day, except Christmas and

Tuesday. Paid for by the Hedleston
Tourism Bureau.

There's an awful lot of cheerleading on
here.

Isn't that what the job is?

No, it's a timing teacher.

Who does also happen to be a
cheerleading coach. I don't see words

here.

Candy button. No, thank you. You sure?
I'm going to level with you, President

Nitwit. I need to win a championship
this year.

I can, I will, I must.

And when we do, I can bring in enough
money to get you a truckload of that

button.

I'm officially a member of the faculty
at... Yeah, I don't... Whatever the name

of this place is.

Now, in order to qualify for the
Nationals at Daytona, I've got to get a

cheer camp almost six weeks from today.

Okay? The day before that, it's
something called a show -off, where you

your routine.

Oh, that's my birthday right there.

I don't really care much about it.

You know what, though? I will draw a
little party hat and a little cake, just

we don't forget.

Oh, shoot.

I'm drawing that cat I know how to do.
Are we supposed to be typing that?

What I really need to do now is put
together a new team.

I'm starting at the top of the pyramid.

Crystal.

My star flyer. When I discovered her, I
turned her into a sheer leprosy.

Let's just say, she loves me.

Okay,

we've got to get this on the down low.

Remember how you said, if I left, you
would also leave? Yes.

Even though this is my third and final
senior year at a two -year college,

making it the most important year of my
life, I won't follow you anywhere.

Okay. I'm starting a new program at a
tiny school with an unpronounceable

and I want to go to that program around
you. Okay? You're my star flyer,

Crystal. What do you say?

I say no.

But thank you.

Y 'all just give me some privacy just
for a minute.

I'm sorry. Thank you.

Motherfucker.

You're okay.

Rap.

Language.

Dale Earnhardt. All right. You're
calming down.

It's actually fine. About Crystal.

At my last round at Sammy Davis Senior
Junior College, I had 75 people show up.

I only need to take 10.

Ooh, it's going to be a big day.

Do y 'all smell that?

Hey, hon, it's me.

Oh, Courtney, you're alive.

I feared the worst.

I'm fine. I'm fine. But how's the team
doing?

Terrible. Like me, we're all puddles.

I got a brain freeze.

I was just wondering if you had any
extra cheerleaders. They locked me out

the system.

Oh, I don't know. I'm not near my
computer right now.

Coach Estony.

Pitch is up on the jumbotron.

Day one was a little slower than I had
hoped, but I did find that mystery

So I'm going to count today as a win.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm the Hiddleston cheer squad.

Just you?

All right, okay.

Well, let's see what you can do.

Okay.

Hey, hey, are you ready to play?

Say, go team!

Okay. When I say huddle, you say what?
Heedle, what? Heidle, what?

I'm gonna stop you right there. Honey,
it is so good. I love your energy. Thank

you. A lot of vitality, and I love that.
But I'm looking for tumblers and

stumblers. Like real gymnast type stuff.

Yeah.

Pull my pom -poms.

Cue music, please.

Sweetheart, you are a force of nature.
Have you ever competed before?

No. For some reason, no one ever gave me
the... Oh, yeah. I have narcolepsy.

Are you dead or sleeping?

You lay him out. You hear me? Hey, baby.

How was first day of trials?

Got a narcoleptic tumbler and a dead
mama possum. They both made the team.

Oh, come here, come here.

I'm fine, I'm great.

You know, I'd be more worried if I
didn't just have the worst two days of

career. Yeah? Which means big things are
going to happen. Throw it, throw it.

What in the hell is he doing?

To Marcus.

Marcus leads our team in rushing yards,
as well as unsportsmanlike conduct

penalties. Yeah!

You know, he's just... He's a straight
up... You got

ten other men out on the field. You
cannot do everything by yourself. I just

did. Not on my team, young man. Fine.

Doc, wait.

All right.

DeMarcus, let's not do this again.

Come on. No, stay in those pads.

One of these days, DeMarcus, I ain't
going to take you back. Don't five him.

Nobody fives him.

No. No, Mama.

Mama, don't do it. I know.

But it looks like you're doing it
anyway. I'm not.

He's just going to break your heart. I
know.

Tell you what, never do get tired of
watching her run away from me.

Demarcus, you dropped something.

I don't need it.

I said I quit.

Good.

Because I want you to cheer for me at my
new school.

Nah.

See, Demarcus doesn't cheer for other
people.

Seems like Demarcus don't play football
either.

I'm giving you the opportunity to dance,
flip, toss girls in the air, and get

all the attention you want without
pissing people off.

Sounds to me like it'd be perfect for
you.

You don't know me.

Damn, that's my dream.

What do I have to do?

You can't quit.

And remember, there's no I in cheer.

But there is a he.

I'm still right here, doll.

I currently have six cheerleaders,
DeMarcus, Madonna, and four that I found

TikTok.

who were kicked off their team for being
inappropriate.

Up the gown, to the gown.

I'm just going to get up some full
coverage underwear. They'll be fine.

But what I really need is a veteran, and
Stephen was one of my best bases back

in the day. He left school his fourth
sophomore year, I think.

But since there's no age limit at junior
college, I'm going to see what he's up

to. Stephen Baum, please come to the
front.

Hey.

Coach.

Stephen? You got it.

To be a grown man.

Yeah, I mean, it's... Oh, my goodness.
It's been 16 years.

Gosh, yeah. And I'm on track for
management.

Oh, good. Yeah.

I really love it here.

Oh, because I'm putting together a team.

That's why I came by. And since you
never technically graduated... I'll do

Hey, everyone.

I quit.

Let's do this.

Woo!

There he goes. All right!

Still got it.

Okay, still going.

Cheer was the best part of my life.
Courtney straightened me out. She gave

the confidence that I could be
something.

And unfortunately, I took that
confidence and I quit cheer to pursue a

car rentals, which ended up being the
worst mistake I ever made.

Well, not in getting a method pregnant.

Yeah.

I have less than two weeks to find three
cheerleaders and teach them a new

routine. And I got typing papers for
Greg.

Jesus be a light into my feet and a lamp
into my path.

Hey!

Get out of my...

You can't run in these jeans.

Cheer for me.

What? I want you on my college cheer
team.

You are the best natural athlete I've
ever seen.

Come and cheer for me.

What if I don't want to?

I could show this video to the cops, get
you a different kind of future.

What's your name, young lady?

Peaches. That's so sweet.

I got the nickname when I bashed this
girl in the head with a can of cling

peaches, and it stuck.

The peaches and the name.

Get started. We've got a lot to do
today.

Has anybody seen my iPad?

I left it right over here.

Nobody? Hi.

I am here for cheer trial.

This is from five weeks ago.

Oh, gosh.

Sorry.

Things have been kind of crazy between
classes and my job. Plus, I just turned

18, so my foster friends kicked me out,
which was fine because they were just

starting to love me.

Honey, are you okay?

Yeah.

Why? To be clear, Sally is not a great
cheerleader, but there is no way that

is not making this team.

Not without life.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm probably going to have a duck in
her.

And one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight.

DeMarcus, focus.

Five, six.

seven eight peaches try to smile babe
five six seven eight sally you're okay

honey are they perfect no are they good
i wouldn't say so but i think they have

what it takes they have to be able to
trust you out there fine and i'm talking

how long have you had this just like 30
minutes sally are you okay

Demarcus, she is not a football.

If she was, he wouldn't throw her.

Okay, Sleeping Beauty, what's up? What
do you want to do? Oh, bring it on,

company. I can go all night. Hey, turn
it down.

Y 'all need to work as a team. We don't
have time to be dealing with this kind

of nonsense.

Am I frustrated?

Yeah, yeah, a teeny bit.

Repeat it back to me. We don't have time
for this, and you need to work. You

need to work.

Let me handle this.

We need to work as a team.

Did you hear me say not another word,
Steven?

It feels like what used to be the easy
part is now the hard part, and the hard

part hadn't even happened yet. No, no,
no.

Knock it off. Knock it off. Y 'all can't
even throw a

simple pyramid. How are you going to
compete at Daytona, huh?

Where are you going, DeMarcus? Are you
going to quit like you quit everything?

I'm just getting my shoe.

Practice is over.

Will you please get out of my way?

Coach, where are you going?

Going wherever people go in this town on
their birthday.

The Candy Button Factory, open every
day. Except Christmas and Tuesday.

Who wants to tell her it's Tuesday?

Baby, you're not in your birthday suit.

Oh!

Sorry. That was a freebie. I had the
worst day.

Oh, baby.

Honey, I blew up at my team.

Can I give you the all now?

Yeah.

That's too much.

That's better.

Look how good my old team was.

They didn't start out like this, though.

Remember that one kid who ate batteries
for money? I used to call him a busted

can of biscuits.

What was his name? Steven.

He's my base now.

All right.

I do remember that first team, though.
Lord, I had no idea what I was doing.

You get mad at them when they didn't
make it to Daytona? Heck no.

I was trying to make sure nobody died.

Two years later, you won your first
championship.

Do what you did then.

Well, I can't. I know too much now.

You can't forget what you already know.

I did.

You sure did.

What you gotta do is you gotta be that
feisty girl that thinks outside the box.

And I...

Know you can do it.

Thank you, Coach.

You're welcome, Coach.

I see you looking at my zip patch.

I'm still fasty, by the way.

Time to go, fellas.

Come on out. That's too cute. Don't let
the door kiss you. I'm going to go kiss

her.

I am so sorry for the way that I acted
yesterday.

It is my job to get you out of Daytona.

Yeah, and I'm going to do everything in
my power to make that happen.

Yeah, you will.

When I say heidel, you say what? Heidel
what?

Heidel what?

Oh, there she goes.

And let's let her rest. Let's let her
rest. I don't want to be that person,

I mean, we're still one short of even
qualifying for Daytona. Oh, gosh. Okay,

I would ask my sister, but she passed
away.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

It is true, yeah. We are still one away,
but we can.

We will.

Hello?

I've decided to bring my skills and
cheer liberty to Hadletown to help you

win the national championship at Dayton.

I did tell Crystal that this documentary
is about her.

And that's thinking outside the box.

Market to market.

Pop it. Squeeze it.

No, you guys, I'm serious.

You're both so naturally beautiful. You
just need to wear more makeup.

Crystal being on our team really makes a
difference. It's like we're important.

You know, we're not just like a bunch of
losers or criminals and stuff.

Look, am I upset about losing Crystal?

Crystal who?

Yes.

Not you.

Okay,

I got six girls who could be flyers
right now.

Heck, back in the day, I made nationals.

Maybe if, uh... You beg, I'll show you
my herky.

Ready? Okay.

I thought it was only supposed to be a
few pieces. I

put it on my special.

Are you kidding me right now, Crystal?

Like I don't have enough to be worried
about.

Y 'all come here to me. Let's gather
more. Thank you, Steve.

Y 'all remind me of my first team and
why I started coaching in the first

I mean, cheer is so much more than just
being on a team.

It's being a part of a family.

Happy day after your birthday to you.

Happy day. And for some of these kids,
it's the only family they have.

I never won a championship as a
cheerleader myself.

And maybe if I would have had somebody
to build me up, I would have, but I

wouldn't be the coach that I am today.

Happy day after your birthday.

We did it. We did it. We did do that.
I'm so sorry. It's okay.

I'm going to name them on three.

One, two, three.

Is that what it is?

Okay.