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Ready? Get it, Sam.

Boom,

boom,

boom. I put it in there, and then the
laser comes out of this hole.

Riley's old enough to say whether she
want to have a relationship with her

Don't pay damn child support.

To place someone in the highest office,
we have to make the right decision.

Would you marry Bob again?

Hear the music.

So do you think she's got a lover?

Ooh.

Hi.

You said you're not going to chase me or
rather. I'm not chasing nobody.

Don't tell me you ain't going to chase
my child. You should chase her.

I want a divorce.

I love my wife. I was in there until we
died.

This dude Fajer used to represent came
to her office with a grenade.

He was looking for you and he was going
to blow you to shit.

Oh, what are you dancing for?

Rise and grind.

Regular sex does you good, girl.

He kicked in my hotel room door. What
did you do last night? What did you do

last night? He's just mad and hitting
the wall. He doesn't know where you

We don't know. Take my key and get out
of there. He bust out the windows in her

garage.

He's unstable.

Do y 'all now want to just feel dirty
laundry about each other? I don't give a

f***. You stupid.

You got bricks for brains. Baby, I love
you more than I love my husband. Candy,

are you a lesbian?

What?

Oh my God.

You and your husband asked me and Shamia
to come back to your house. You a damn

liar. You don't have a sex dungeon.

She told me if you want medication.

Don't start lying now. The way that
Kenya brought it up and then you want

piggyback. Piggyback your ass. You're a
fake bitch. I think I'm done talking.

Calm Portia down. I'm done with
everybody. Take ownership.

This is not good.

I'm a dad to these bitches.

You can't always get what you want, but
I can.

I'm too blessed to be stressed and too
sexy to be thirsty.

Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is
ready to walk it alone.

Now that I've got my eight, I have a
full house.

I give the people what they want, and
they always want more.

Don't call it a comeback.

Call it a takeover.

Good morning.

She's up.

Good morning.

What's up, man?

How you feeling?

You waking up smiling.

That's a good thing.

I'm going to use the potty. Oh, I know
you're ready.

Ace was born January 6, 2016.

1616. You better play that number.

Anyway.

Come on, buddy. Why are you smiling so
much?

Ace is the coolest.

He wakes up smiling.

He laughs all the time.

Ace has fulfilled my dreams of having
another baby.

And if he's the last one, I'm okay with
that.

Oh, we got you, man. Come on. You need
to scoot on the board a little bit.

It hits the cup.

All right. One,

two. Come on, buddy.

Time to go to potty. Time to go to
potty.

Oh, he's peeing. Good job.

Good job.

With putting Ace on the potty, I've done
it before with one child, so I want to

do it again with Ace. You ready to take
a dump this morning?

I don't understand why people would

have a problem with me teaching my baby
something he's going to have to be

taught anyway. Like, what is your issue
with that?

You want me to make the bottle? Kind of
like mixing a drink, you know what I

mean? Two cups of this, a little bit of
that.

Really? Did you just compare making
formulas?

Hey, hey, hey.

Bam.

Okay, I can tell you right now, you're
doing it wrong, buddy.

No. You're mixing better than that. Come
on, you can't run everything. This is

how a player likes to do it. You just
made that up.

Watch, I'm going to show you. I got
this.

You don't know what you know. When it
comes to responsibilities for AIDS, I

definitely would have to say about 70,
30.

Todd doesn't want to do all the late
night responsibilities.

He just wants to sleep, snore.

Come on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me
see. I'm going to show you the shake

-up.

Bomb. If I went through all the body
being distorted, you can wake

up in the middle of the night and change
that.

I got you, Ace. I'm heating it up,
buddy.

Make your breakfast, buddy. Give me
five. Come on. Give me five. Come on.

on.

There you go. There you go. Are you a
baby genius or what?

Hi, Twirl.

King.

Let me check and see if you have peed on
anything.

Just because there's paper everywhere
doesn't mean you got a free brawl and

pee -pee party.

Ah.

I cannot wait to finish this room.

When I first saw Mort Manor, it was a
hot mess.

It really looked like a set from the
Blair Witch Project.

I mean, it was even uglier than that. It
looked like, I don't know, a portrait

without makeup on. It was scary.

My little makeshift doggy door.

I'm actually living in my house, unlike
my faux neighbor, Charade, that has been

working on Chateau Charade for over five
years.

It is beautiful.

So happy not to see this concrete floor
in here.

There's a long punch list of things that
I have to do.

Baseboard, painting, touch -up. The
driveway is not done. I still haven't

completed the theater.

Yes, I have a theater.

It has five bedrooms, five and a half
baths. Do you mind grabbing that box

there? That's marble.

With everything that's going wrong in my
life, especially with me and Matt, I am

determined to get this part of my life
right.

Oh, Lord, living in construction is no
joke.

Me and Matt, we're together a little
under a year.

It's been at least a month since I've
seen Matt in person. We are not

I broke up with him.

When we were in Mexico, Matt checked my
phone. He didn't know who I was texting.

And next thing I know, he kicks in the
door. He just starts grabbing all of my

things and throwing them all around the
room. Matt lost control. And I'm not

going to be in the presence of someone
who cannot control their anger.

I got my housewarming in less than two
weeks.

Are you serious?

Yeah. We can go at it, but I'm just
being honest with you, Kenya.

I just don't see it. Two weeks?

No, we got to do it. I mean, if it's not
finished, it's egg on my face. And

people are like, oh, she's still working
on her house.

We're going to go at it hard.

That's still not making me feel any
better.

So let's get moving. Whatever we need to
do. I got to get it done.

All right. OK.

It's the Chateau. Oh, my gosh.

Get ready.

Get set.

Let's do it. To check your gag reflexes
at the door. The big reveal.

Wow.

Very nice, Ray.

This is beautiful.

Chateau Charest turned out to be the
legacy I always wanted it to be. Not

for me, but for my entire family. You
are one of the first ones that's

been inside.

When I first started building Chateau
Charest four years ago, I didn't think

about all the time and all the deceptive
contractors having to do things over

and over again. Once it starts, it'll go
quickly.

What's the time frame?

You're talking late summer, early fall.

This is all me.

No help from nobody.

With Michelle being one of the top
interior designers in Atlanta, we may be

little over budget, but I just feel so
passionate about getting it done right,

especially seeing what a rush job looks
like.

i .e. more work needed, manner.

That fireplace?

Yeah. Oh, my God. We need something all
the way up. That is a huge opportunity.

And we need a huge, beautiful chandelier
here. It should drop just past the top

of that arch there. Okay.

I want it jaw -dropping.

I want bitches to come in there and pick
their face up off the floor. I think

I'm going to have somebody just
specifically at my door helping

does this belong to you?

Does this belong to you? Just picking
everybody's faces up.

This is my master suite.

I think we should create like a jewel
box and cover it completely in a wall

covering, like if your whole bedroom was
silk.

This is the master bathroom.

Is this your closet? This is my closet.
Maybe that's what I'm focused on. So

that's his closet. So we still have to
figure out coloring. Are we thinking

about him at all?

Right now, Bob and I are strictly
friends.

We were here before as lovers.

We're killing our friendship.

Okay, give me a high five. Psych.

We're doing great co -parenting, but
romantically?

So that would be my shoe closet.

He has a long way before he can get into
my chateau. Let me take you upstairs to

the kids' room.

Okay, so this is Kyro's room. He'll just
be here. This is Kyro's last guest

room. Don't tell nobody.

Kyro's a four -time student. He's also
an athlete. Everyone always talks about

how fine my son is.

to him as my little boy. But if Kyra is
considered a sex symbol, I'm sure he

gets it from his mama.

So this is Callie's room.

A good closet for 16.

But she's got a great balcony. Oh, she
has an awesome balcony. I didn't realize

it was so big until we put... This might
be better than yours.

My youngest daughter, Callie, oh my
gosh, how time flies.

She's a senior in high school now. She's
super independent.

She is probably the most responsible kid
that I have.

When do you think we can have the entire
first level done in Kyron Kelly's room?

You could move in in six weeks.

I don't care that it's taking this long.
I don't even care who thinks, oh, it's

taking Sheree X amount of time.

Girl, when you start paying my bills,
then I'll worry about it. But if I'm

this on my own, go f*** what you say.
Get out of here.

Girl, bye.

Let's hit these bitches with the
unexpected. Over the head. Over the

I got a lot of work to do.

You do.

We got a lot of work to do. We got a lot
of work to do.

Coming up next.

I'm ready for hard live.

How hard?

Wood hard.

I'm here for a divorce.

of bodies here, but every time I look at
someone, they're doing something wrong.

We need to tear this out, man, and do it
again. You got to take it off. Look at

that. Look how far over that bubble is.
And I'm looking at all these people just

take my money and rub their asses with
it. The doors could have never been hung

if this was not level and plumb.

What would Jesus do?

Everything got to be perfect in this
house.

What you thinking, baby?

I'm not trying to get a hug. You're not
trying to get a hug?

I'll look to see who it is.

Who is it?

It's me, Portia.

Oh, my gosh.

Did a ghost open the door?

Everybody here?

Let me shut the door.

Oh!

Yeah!

Girl, you're fancy.

You're fancy. Girl,

the house. Oh, I love this little dress.

Look at this child.

Hi! Look what I got.

Yay! Y 'all can slay! What you say?

What sort is that?

You got some tea? I know you always have
some homemade something.

I got some old lemonade I was whipping
up. I'm going to try to whip this out of

you. Wait, wait, wait. No face.

Y 'all go ahead and dismiss yourself.
Go. Bye -bye.

This lemonade better than Chick -fil -A.

You're sitting here looking like a
voluptuous Mary Poppins, honey.

You got that divorcee glow.

You just ready for somebody to knock it
off.

Resuscitate me, Lord.

I filed for divorce last year, and it
has been a long, drawn -out process

because, you know, Apollo has not wanted
to get the divorce. I'm ready for hard

love.

How hard?

Wood hard.

Ooh, that's going to be double trouble,
Portia and Fabian. That's a whole lot of

booty rocking everywhere.

Ooh, I'm going to be fanning with my own
prayer cloth.

So you about ready to start dating?

Well, you know, I'm waiting for word on
my divorce being final.

I've got some really exciting good news
for you. Your case is on the calendar

for next month to finalize your divorce.

Thank you.

30 days.

I'm just hoping that we can get this
resolved.

When I decide to get back into the
dating game, I don't know about this

dating stuff.

They say the people on Christian Mingle
are crazy. They murder us. I don't want

to be on there.

I'm going to make the phone call, and
we're going to start doing some dating.

Ooh,

that's good.

Low carb.

Who is that?

I don't know. know who that is.

What in the world? Who is it?

Hello?

Delivery for Miss Parks?

Uh, yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

What is it? This is an invitation.

Some kind of housewarming party. I'm
sure this is Kenya's house. More manner.

Please remember your plus one should be
hot and not a thot.

Shady invitation.

Shady invitation, honey.

Okay. Well, I'm just happy she got a
house.

Yeah.

Up to code, hopefully.

Oh, not up to code. Well, you'll know
when you go. You're not going to go?

I think I'm not invited.

Well, girl, please check your calendar
because I will need a date and you're

and not a thot.

Let me know.

I'll let you know.

Because I don't want to go in the ditch
alone.

Oh!

Hi. What's up, Cynthia Bailey?

Hello. How are you? Well, you know, I've
been better.

Good to see you. You look beautiful.
Thank you.

So tell me what's going on.

I'm here to seek legal counsel for
filing for a

divorce.

You and Peter?

Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that.

Peter and I have been living apart for
about five months now. He has been in

Charlotte, and I'm here in Atlanta. We
want to kind of get through this, or I

really am pushing to get through this
with as much integrity and love as

possible. Last time we saw each other, I
expressed my unhappiness in this

marriage and my intention to move
forward in a different direction.

I just want to move on.

What we can do is to try to work out a
separation agreement.

It allows the divorce to move much
quicker.

Peter and I have never painted a picture
that our marriage was perfect. You're

not the only one that's frustrated in
this relationship.

I'm definitely frustrated as well.

What is the answer, Peter?

My breaking point was last year.

Are we going to stay together and work
it out?

Or if it's not working, we're not going
to be together. We're going to go our

separate ways.

I just felt like, you know, this is it.
There is not going to be any real

change. A spouse in Georgia is not
entitled to alimony if the separation

caused by adultery or desertion.

Well, I don't want alimony. Okay, and I
don't know if that's an issue with you

and Peter or not.

No. There's been no infidelity and no
desertion. It's more me than him.

Did you have a prenuptial agreement?

Yes. The only thing that I really want
is the house. The house is actually in

name, you know. The smart thing is to
work out a separation agreement that

addresses the financial assets.

Okay. So that's step one. Step two is to
file a dissolution of the marriage.

How long does it usually take, like,
once we do that?

It can be done in the next six months.
The more of the issues that are resolved

up front, the quicker it goes.

Wow, that's a lot to think about.

When we meet, I would like for you to
bring in all documents related to the

prenuptial agreement.

Okay. Now, should Peter be here? Like, I
told him we were going to meet, but I'd

rather... him hear everything from you.
Absolutely. I mean, I'll be glad to

reach out to Peter.

Okay. Thanks for coming in. All right.

Not living together is one thing, but
actually sitting down with a lawyer to

discuss permanent options to really not
be together for real is

scary. Beautiful.

All right. All right.

Just got real.

Oh, baby, ain't it true?

Throw another one into the fire, say it.
Throw another one into the fire.

And take the queen's bound train until
you dry your eyes.

Coming up next.

When I was in high school, I was bullied
to no end.

I felt like I wanted to commit suicide.

This whole house is the same size as my
master's. Wait, if she's going to throw

stones at me, at least throw the stones
from inside your house.

Which way are you going to lean it?

All right, hold on. Tell me when you
need to turn. Stay down, stay down. I

believe I'm still so far behind.

I just feel like.

I'm scrambling and I'm doing way too
much myself.

I'm like, is this still going to be
ready in time?

Because the last thing I want is for
Sheree to come over here and start

nitpicking about stuff she sees that
would be tacky.

We've done a really good job, so it'll
be all right.

Okay.

Ms. Williams?

Hi.

Hey, I'm throwing around. Okay.

You're stuck at home?

All right, so tell me how you are today.

I've just been feeling like I needed to
kind of talk some things through.

I've been going to anger management
sessions for a couple of months now. I

heard of Dr. Smith, the best in the
business, and nothing but the best for

I, for myself, wanted to just go and
talk to someone just to kind of open up.

first, I was completely turned off by
the idea of going to anger management.

But after going, it's just like any
other counselor. You need to open up and

figure out why your behavior is what it
is. And I honestly enjoy it. A couple

girls that I'm familiar with, not
necessarily friends, they're labeling me

being angry.

You are not cured from being this angry,
violent person.

Everybody feels like, oh, of course she
even looked like she wanted to come.

Right. They're automatically on the
defense.

Now, there has been a couple different
situations that I've been a part of that

has, you know, turned to where there
were hands put on another person. Okay.

But what I can say for me to take, you
know, some of the fault.

is that I feel like I want to learn how
to walk away whether I agree or

disagree.

And I want to learn how, if I have
someone in my company that I don't

necessarily get along with, how to just
phase them out. They don't have to

affect me.

Being phasers plus one at Kenya's party,
you never can tell what the triggers

will be around these shady bitches.

Is there ever a time in your past that
you have dealt with something similar

when you were younger?

When I was in high school and in middle
school, I was bullied to no end.

Really? Yeah. My teeth were huge. My
eyes are big.

The boys used to just call me a rabbit
and beaver. And my brother was super

popular, and I was like this scrawny
little thing just running behind him.

I seriously dealt with depression as a
child.

Yeah. It was really bad, actually.

One time I felt like I wanted to commit
suicide.

Like, it was like that bad.

Wow.

And then you're an adult.

And honestly, it's just been so hard.

And you have those times where you're
just trying to be so strong.

And you feel together.

So that lets you know that you're very
resilient.

You got through it to the point that
here you are now.

Yeah. But what responsibility have you
owned?

What do you do to calm yourself down?

Because a lot of times anger is not all
bad. But when you go in on somebody at

the party and it tarnishes your legacy,
that's considered bad anger.

Thinking about your legacy, thinking
about your job, because now these things

are bigger than yourself.

Yeah. You have to be very vulnerable
with your emotions, and that's not easy

do. But for me to be a changed woman, I
have to go there.

Next time you come in, you'll be talking
about some other interventions that I

can give you. And it's just like
anything else. The more you do it, the

you will get at it.

A lot has been done, even since you were
here, what, last week?

What is this?

This is my closet.

This is huge.

My oldest daughter, Tiara, has been a
huge help in bringing Chateau Cherie

alive. But don't get it twisted. This is
mom's place. So she can continue living

in townhouse Tiara and leave Chateau
Cherie for me.

Hello?

Hello, is this Ms.

She by Cherie herself?

Absolutely. Is this Ms. Moore?

Girl, nothing.

Over at this house, just walking through
and going over some stuff with my

daughter. Oh, okay.

What are you doing?

I'm planning my housewarming party, and
I am calling to invite you.

I would have gladly sent Sheree an
invite by horse and carriage, but I

know where she lives.

It's not Chateau Sheree. I don't know if
it's a tent in the woods, a cardboard

box under the freeway, a halfway house.

I don't know where to send it.

No, you didn't, girl. The bet was for
Christmas, honey.

You forgot?

Oh, here we go. Oh, you know it. Here we
go. You know it's for Christmas.

If I don't move in by Christmas, then
you won the bet. If you don't move in by

Christmas, then I won the bet. You
really think you'll be in by Christmas?

do it. All right. Deal? Okay, what are
we doing?

And that is you, because I still see
paper on the windows over there. Yes,

absolutely, girl. It's the only pictures
like you.

Yes, you cannot see it until it's ready.

I try to mind the manners of the manner
now. That's on invitation.

Oh, what does that mean, girl?

Girl, goodbye.

I'll talk to you later. All right, bye
-bye.

You must be hanging out with Paul.

Oh?

I don't know what kind of invite that
was.

The entire call was shady.

Shade, shade, shade.

Like, you should be happy that I would
even grace your housewarming.

Kenya Moore.

Classy.

I wish her luck. I wish her luck. You
know, she just got to put the pedal to

metal because she likes to twirl. I know
she ain't going to twirl on a dirty

house. Go Kenya.

Coming up next.

How's it going?

Why are you FaceTiming me? I'm with my
new girlfriend.

It took me a long time to get married
because I've always been very

When I decided to get married to Peter,
he knew that I'm not the type of woman

who just wants to stay in something, to
be in something.

Peter is built a little differently.

He will stay in the relationship just to
be in the relationship.

And that just doesn't work for me.

Hey. Hey, what's up, Miss Bailey?

Hi. How are you doing?

I'm good.

Good. How's it going?

It's going.

Okay.

Where are you?

Looks like Sports 1?

No, I'm at Club 1. Club 1?

Okay. Yeah, I'm with my new girlfriend.

Are you trying to be funny?

My new relationship.

My business.

Okay, this is awkward and uncomfortable.

Why are you FaceTiming me? You know I
haven't seen you in three months.

I was calling about the prenup, so I was
looking for it and I can't find it.

Do you have a copy of it?

Ask your mama where the prenup is.

It's probably the same place the
marriage license is.

Do we have to have this one? Do you
think we should give it to him?

He said it won't be legal.

Is this a bad time to talk about this?

Peter has good days and bad days. You
know, some days he could just be like,

okay, I get it, let's just do this.

And then another day it's like, you
never tried, you just gave up.

So it's been a lot of back and forth, a
lot of ups and downs.

I remember saying, you know, that I
don't really want anything from you.

the only thing I wanted from you was
you.

I remember saying that.

And I'm looking at your face and I
haven't seen in a long time.

All right,

I gotta go. I'll let you know if I find
him, okay?

Oh, God.

Oh, that was crazy.

Crazy, crazy.

Where's the guy for the pressure washer?

Nobody should throw any event when
they're under this kind of stress.

It is the day of the housewarming, and I
still have a million and one things to

do. You guys have to keep this door
closed. I don't want it to be 100

the house, okay?

In just the past few days, Moore Manor
has had so much progress, including

getting a brand -new driveway.

So now the wide -body haters can come.
comfortably fit down without their ass

cheeks hanging off on either side.

Let me start getting ready. It's already
5 o 'clock.

What's up, player?

Oh, you got him a little sailor fit
today. Don't have him looking like a

We'll find something else then.

See what it look like.

It's so weird to me. When I first
started hanging out with these girls, I

the single one. Now it seems like I'm
the only one that's happily in a

relationship and married.

Boom. Boom.

He looks a little like he's going to
church.

Phaedra and Cynthia are going through a
divorce.

Portia and Sharae have been divorced for
a few years. And Kenya, we don't know

the status of her and Matt right now.

I got to roll to Kenya's housewarming.

OK. I'm about to get up out of here.

Oh, my back, my back. Oh, oh, oh.

Come on, buddy. We up out of here. Oh,
God.

Hello? Can anybody tear the plastic off
these? Can you just hit that right

there? That's real obvious.

Just touch this up right here, too.

Oh, my God. I'm getting it together.

I'm trying, girl. I'm trying.

It's been a really long, hard day.

Everybody's working their tail off. I
know that I'm a little early for the

housewarming, but there's a lot of stuff
in here I still need her to pull

together. I can help you get... Whatever
you need.

I'm just trying to just do last minute.

Kay is going to need to have some more
workers twirl up in this piece and help

her get it together.

You want a place to change?

Yeah, well, I'll just put this up and
I'll help you guys out a little bit. Oh,

okay. So you're living in here?

Yes, under all this stress.

Wow, no wonder you were so stressed out.

Is Jason and Freddie still in the
neighborhood or did they move?

Coming up next.

I love you and I'm sorry.

Oh, this is from Matt.

This night could have, like, really been
for us.

Did you invite Portia?

I didn't. I just want to be safe in my
own home.

I'm bringing my hotness with me.

Back

when

I said that I would stay at the Chateau
as opposed to the manor, more manor was

struggling.

Between the shots, it wasn't a matter.
Come on.

Get in your bag.

Oh, my God.

They're already pooped. They're so cute.

On my rug. And you see these dogs. I
smell it, but I don't see it. Did you

it up already?

Yeah, I got it up.

Oh. I got it up.

Excuse me. Who are these balloons for?

You can read the note.

I love you, and I'm sorry.

Oh, this is from Matt.

Yeah.

Is he coming tonight?

When I first bought this house, I didn't
have him in my life. I just bought it

because I wanted it to be part of my
future. Right.

I wanted a house I could love. Yeah. And
that I come home to, and it's

beautiful, and it's peaceful.

And then, you know, months later, here
he comes.

He helped me repair, build, fix, love
this house, and he loved it just as

I'm glad you're here helping me. It's
worth it. I didn't imagine you'd be so

good with your hands. You have no idea.

Keep it PG -13.

And I eventually saw us being here
together.

And this night could have really been
for us.

I don't really know what's going to
happen with Kenya and Matt. I know

been some bumps in the road.

He doesn't always do well, but I think
he always means well.

Except for, you know, maybe kicking down
the door at the hotel.

You know, you just take it one day at a
time, but everything you plan for this

house is still in motion. This is your
dream house.

Yeah. And you should be excited to
celebrate it. You got this. This is

Like, have your moment. I'm going to go
downstairs and start entertaining your

guests. Please do.

So you can make your big entrance.

But listen, you should be very proud of
yourself.

I am proud. And if you decide that
you're distressed and don't want to live

here, then I'll move in.

I'll take it, all right? I love you. All
right, I love you.

All I said has flown away.

All I wanted was a change.

I can't let go.

I can't pretend.

We did the bathrooms in the house.

So beautiful.

The toilet, everything is incredible.

Oh, hold on.

Hold the f*** on.

Hell to the no. This is my roller
coaster right here if I haven't seen

is dangerous.

From the look of the driveway and the
outside, Kenya still has quite a ways to

go. Is this the red carpet?

Oh, over the dirt. Okay.

She thinks she's living fabulous, but
she's clearly living like the

Oh my gosh, I could have worn my tennis
shoes.

Hello.

I guess it ain't that way.

You think Ricky?

Are these...

30.

What's all this?

Ah!

Miss Bailey, look at all this. Look at
all this.

Oh, you look beautiful. You look
beautiful.

I love it. You know, I love being a
ponytail.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I pass by your beautiful house. It looks
beautiful. Lots of the furniture and,

you know, the finishing pieces.

Yeah. What else? I look great.

Like, I don't know what's going on
inside, but it looks like you're almost

there.

Yeah, I am.

I'm praying for you, girl. Thank you. So
what's been going on?

You good?

Well, I mean, I wouldn't say I'm, like,
doing the wop or nothing, but, you know,

I'm good. Good as to be expected, yeah.

I know when Bob and I went through our
breakup, it was horrible.

So I pray that Cynthia and Peter are
able to separate peacefully.

You know what?

I ain't got to say anything about the
air.

I ain't going to lie to you.

I'm, like, burning up. I'm, like,
dripping wet.

Oh,

sorry, Cynthia.

I got to sit right on this bench.

I'm hot as hell.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm sitting right on the bench. I'm
going to get y 'all air -conditioned.

Hi, everybody.

Hi. Good.

How are you? Do we hear the host?

How are you?

What do you think?

I'm just happy to be here. It's just
still a little bit ways to go, but I'm

happy to be here right now.

I invited all of my friends, my
neighbors, my vendors, all the people

felt would really love to see how far
I've come in the home. I just appreciate

that. I can't wait to meet him.

He comes home every time.

Yeah, yeah. Wonderful Matty. He's the
nicest man in the world. Me and Matt's

tight. I'm really happy at the turnout.

There are no sides, no girls with short
dresses on, bending over, showing what

their mama gave them.

a long journey. I can't imagine what
five years feels like.

Uh -oh.

This ain't what you want, Kenya Moore.

It's not taking five years. I didn't
break ground until 2012.

So it's been four. You're also one year.
But yeah.

This whole house is the same size as my
master suite.

If she's going to throw stones at me, at
least throw the stones from inside your

house. Who else has been invited? Who's
all coming?

I invited Candy.

I invited

Nene, she can't make it. She's in Miami.

I invited Phaedra. You invited Phaedra?
I did. Okay, turning over a new leaf. I

like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like
that.

So did you invite Portia?

I didn't because, you know, the last
time we were all together, she took some

girl out the door.

Let me go. What?

I don't want you to tear up my house.
She's not coming. I just want to be safe

in my own home.

You better do it.

Oh, Jesus. I'm a changed woman. I'm on
the way to a housewarming for Kenya

Child. I am going to Kenya's
housewarming literally on the strength

friendship with Phaedra. She said I'm
her plus one.

Okay, boo, I'll be your plus one. I am
there with bells and whistles on. Bring

someone hot, baby.

So I'm bringing my hotness with me.

Thank you for coming with me.

I'm coming to get you.

Coming up next.

Hi, how you doing?

Uh,

Portia, why are you here?

I brought you a gift. Hold on. Oh, you
did?

I love gifts.

Not the Hermes bag, girl. I had to wear
my flip -flops. I had to get down to

hell, girl.

I'm gonna show you guys a sneak peek
because obviously we're still working on

everything

That goes up to my master, his and hers
closet.

Yeah. This is the master bath.

Ooh.

I don't work in this whole area.

Kenya's house woman invite should have
come with a hard hat, a death mask, and

freaking fan.

Cynthia. Yeah, baby. Yeah, dust your
butt.

Most of the women there had titty sweat.

The dog had titty sweat, too.

That bitch living foul.

This is a soft opening. This is a soft
opening.

Let me talk to you for a minute, Carrie.

Oh, okay. Finn, make sure my girls are
taken care of, okay? Okay, I got you.

Okay. Lynn, you want something to drink?

Okay. Okay, now this is where you got to
be careful, right here.

Oh, no.

Yeah, be careful right here.

Yeah. Homie, use them thigh muscles.

Oh, yes, I wish she is not going to be
able to carry that. I don't believe.

Yeah, just bring it on.

For me to, like, come to Kenya's house
warming, I felt like, you know what? I'm

in a brand new place, and I'm here to
congratulate her on her home in her

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Uh, Portia, why are you here? You
weren't invited.

Hey! Hi, how you doing?

Uh -oh.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Can I talk to you outside for one
second?

Sure. We know Portia's turn -up can be
fatal.

Huh? I don't know if he's here to make
nice or something else.

I would hear you guys arguing really
bad, and it's like, do you have low self

-esteem? What?

I'm getting to a place where I think I
would date, but I just want to make sure

that I'm definitely, you know, divorced.

If you have a man that goes more than
two years in jail, Georgia will give you

divorce within two months.

You don't have to tell me what to do
with my house. I'm coming to you now,

bitch. How about that? Move the hands.
What are you going to do? Move the

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