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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,935 --> 00:00:09,086 The hero of this humorous tale is kind but irresponsible. 2 00:00:09,335 --> 00:00:12,771 His view of social and religious life 3 00:00:12,935 --> 00:00:15,210 is entirely his own. 4 00:00:51,415 --> 00:00:54,964 AN ODD PARISHIONER (Deo Gratias aka Thank Heaven for Small Favors aka Light-Fingered George) 5 00:02:56,935 --> 00:02:58,812 Stuffed cabbage, son! 6 00:02:58,975 --> 00:03:00,249 Partridge! 7 00:03:00,415 --> 00:03:02,610 No, it's stew, nephew. 8 00:03:22,215 --> 00:03:24,570 Hello, the Lord sIipped you a meat-pie? 9 00:03:24,735 --> 00:03:27,124 You didn't go to the grocer's? 10 00:03:27,295 --> 00:03:30,128 - I did. -You can't get any more credit? 11 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:32,604 - I got the biII! - The cad. 12 00:03:33,135 --> 00:03:35,126 - I'm off! - Where to? 13 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,690 To waIk the street and earn a steak! 14 00:03:37,855 --> 00:03:39,652 Hear her? 15 00:03:39,815 --> 00:03:42,124 A starved stomach has no ears! 16 00:03:42,295 --> 00:03:43,614 Hear your sister? 17 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:46,528 She'II do better than you, Aunt! 18 00:03:46,695 --> 00:03:48,765 I'm going to my girIfriend's. 19 00:03:48,935 --> 00:03:50,527 The one with a moustache? 20 00:03:52,255 --> 00:03:55,565 The neighbors' chimney is coId again. 21 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,886 Father, they've gone to the country. 22 00:03:59,055 --> 00:04:02,252 Hurry! Or you'II get nothing to eat! 23 00:04:02,415 --> 00:04:03,404 And you? 24 00:04:03,775 --> 00:04:06,243 At my age, no one's hungry! 25 00:04:07,895 --> 00:04:08,884 thanks, Father. 26 00:04:09,095 --> 00:04:11,290 Pity we can't Iunch together. 27 00:04:11,455 --> 00:04:12,649 SpeciaIIy on Sundays. 28 00:04:12,815 --> 00:04:15,887 Where I'm going, they don't aIIow women. 29 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:18,933 - My foIks... - No need to upset them! 30 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,490 - Here's a subway ticket. - And you? 31 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:25,215 I'II waIk... and meditate. 32 00:04:38,895 --> 00:04:42,012 - Buy me a sandwich? - A tot Iike you? HeII, no! 33 00:04:49,855 --> 00:04:52,813 - Got a map of Paris? - A map of Paris? 34 00:04:53,615 --> 00:04:54,684 Sure, Iove. 35 00:05:00,535 --> 00:05:01,206 The map! 36 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,124 You haven't eaten since Iast Sunday. 37 00:05:04,295 --> 00:05:06,047 You say that every Sunday. 38 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:08,285 St CeciIia's stuck! 39 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,533 They broke St CeciIia! 40 00:05:11,575 --> 00:05:13,850 You Iike your oId schooI's cooking! 41 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:16,290 He used to hate it! 42 00:05:16,935 --> 00:05:18,527 Your bananas aren't ripe. 43 00:05:20,095 --> 00:05:21,164 Lovesick? 44 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:24,015 Look at my moIar! 45 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:27,414 - I'm a dentaI tech.! - Look at it anyway! 46 00:05:30,855 --> 00:05:33,085 Open! Does it hurt? 47 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,174 He bites! 48 00:05:35,775 --> 00:05:36,446 Nasty. 49 00:05:36,615 --> 00:05:38,492 St CeciIia's music is fiixed. 50 00:05:38,935 --> 00:05:42,007 I need a coin to make it work. 51 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:47,767 Poor oId George. 52 00:05:48,295 --> 00:05:50,934 You'II soon be Iiving on charity! 53 00:05:51,095 --> 00:05:52,210 What can I do? 54 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:53,603 Go to work. 55 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,692 Father'd never forgive me. 56 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,574 Anyway, I don't know how to do a thing! 57 00:05:58,735 --> 00:06:01,169 - Such dexterity! - WeII? 58 00:06:01,455 --> 00:06:04,492 St PauI said ''He who works not, eats not.'' 59 00:06:04,775 --> 00:06:07,050 Your confessor must've toId you! 60 00:06:07,215 --> 00:06:08,807 I don't have a confessor. 61 00:06:08,975 --> 00:06:10,852 He has a direct Iine to heaven. 62 00:06:11,015 --> 00:06:13,768 I expIain aII my probIems to Him. 63 00:06:13,935 --> 00:06:15,163 He soIves them? 64 00:06:15,695 --> 00:06:17,572 How couId it be otherwise? 65 00:06:17,735 --> 00:06:19,930 Your pride bIinds you. 66 00:06:27,335 --> 00:06:30,805 On Shrove Tuesday we're having pancakes. 67 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:32,169 I'II be here. 68 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:33,973 We'II be here! 69 00:06:34,135 --> 00:06:36,603 - Some biIIiards? - Why not? 70 00:06:37,775 --> 00:06:38,810 PIaster, 71 00:06:39,855 --> 00:06:40,810 but it'II do. 72 00:06:40,975 --> 00:06:41,964 Put that down! 73 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,444 We'II aIways feed our daughter. 74 00:06:44,615 --> 00:06:47,175 But nothing for you Iazy in-Iaws! 75 00:06:47,335 --> 00:06:48,814 They aIways snub us. 76 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,169 They don't! 77 00:06:50,335 --> 00:06:53,611 Not now! But they used to! We're onIy grocers. 78 00:06:53,775 --> 00:06:56,130 Your husband coIIected Art. 79 00:06:56,295 --> 00:06:57,250 He's an artist! 80 00:06:57,415 --> 00:07:00,373 Your father-in-Iaw went on safaris. 81 00:07:00,535 --> 00:07:03,254 Your sister-in-Iaw studied in EngIand. 82 00:07:03,415 --> 00:07:06,646 I settIed for pubIic schooI and cheeses. 83 00:07:06,815 --> 00:07:09,204 They spent... instead of investing! 84 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:11,013 Let 'em pay the piper. 85 00:07:13,775 --> 00:07:15,891 Back to the owner! 86 00:07:17,695 --> 00:07:19,128 Not my crate, I hope. 87 00:07:19,295 --> 00:07:22,128 The temperature's down 3 degrees! 88 00:07:22,295 --> 00:07:24,331 I'II have to sit on the fIoor. 89 00:07:24,495 --> 00:07:25,848 Such red cheeks. 90 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:28,085 I'm coId! 91 00:07:28,255 --> 00:07:30,564 I bet it's your girIfriend's beard. 92 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:33,533 TeII her to shave next Sunday! 93 00:07:33,695 --> 00:07:35,174 We'II be dead by then. 94 00:07:36,215 --> 00:07:39,048 Maybe we couId go to work a IittIe. 95 00:07:39,215 --> 00:07:41,729 Not one Lachaunay has ever worked... 96 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,089 For 4 generations. 97 00:07:43,295 --> 00:07:45,855 PeopIe seem upset because we don't work. 98 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:49,008 I'm not upset because they work! 99 00:07:49,255 --> 00:07:51,849 What's it to them that I don't work? 100 00:07:52,015 --> 00:07:56,054 We're but a drop of Iaziness in the sea of Iabor. 101 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:57,290 ObviousIy. 102 00:07:57,455 --> 00:08:01,733 The few who are resting underIine the Iabor of the others. 103 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:03,487 To bed! We need our rest. 104 00:08:03,655 --> 00:08:05,088 How'II we eat? 105 00:08:05,255 --> 00:08:07,974 Heaven wiII give us a sign. 106 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:17,933 You must understand. 107 00:08:18,095 --> 00:08:21,087 Father and Aunt CIaire are Iost in modern Iife. 108 00:08:21,255 --> 00:08:22,893 They're not medievaI! 109 00:08:23,055 --> 00:08:24,454 In spirit! 110 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:25,684 So are you! 111 00:08:25,855 --> 00:08:28,528 Today Iife has become too difficuIt. 112 00:08:28,695 --> 00:08:30,970 PeopIe of our cIass 113 00:08:31,135 --> 00:08:33,330 used to enjoy compIete freedom. 114 00:08:33,495 --> 00:08:36,407 True, we took what we wanted 115 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:37,644 but in battIe! 116 00:08:37,815 --> 00:08:39,407 Today we're trapped! 117 00:08:39,575 --> 00:08:42,373 There're red-Iights, cross-waIks and... 118 00:08:42,535 --> 00:08:44,287 one-way streets everywhere! 119 00:08:44,455 --> 00:08:48,653 We must get used to the modern worId we Iive in! 120 00:08:48,815 --> 00:08:51,249 You have so much common sense, JuIiet! 121 00:08:51,415 --> 00:08:53,246 That's why I Iove you. 122 00:08:53,855 --> 00:08:56,130 On earth, my onIy heIp is you... 123 00:08:56,975 --> 00:08:58,488 and heaven! 124 00:09:02,855 --> 00:09:06,325 Here's a sign from heaven. 125 00:09:06,495 --> 00:09:07,245 A message? 126 00:09:07,415 --> 00:09:11,044 From the court! If we don't pay the rent in 3 days... 127 00:09:11,215 --> 00:09:12,568 they'II throw us out! 128 00:09:13,255 --> 00:09:14,290 SeII something. 129 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:16,605 We've nothing Ieft to seII. 130 00:09:16,775 --> 00:09:18,413 Your chair! Our beds! 131 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:20,884 Even the fIea market won't buy them. 132 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,807 It's the end! Nothing to seII or eat! 133 00:09:24,975 --> 00:09:27,330 Soon we'II have no home! 134 00:09:27,695 --> 00:09:29,128 That's impossibIe! 135 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,491 Heaven can't abandon us. 136 00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:08,813 What's happening? 137 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,488 You created me Iazy and You desert me! 138 00:10:13,175 --> 00:10:15,973 Of course, I've no compIaints. 139 00:10:16,135 --> 00:10:20,253 But if I don't know how to work... 140 00:10:20,415 --> 00:10:22,849 It's because you created me that way! 141 00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:26,130 We aII have our responsibiIities. 142 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,605 Today peopIe work too hard. 143 00:10:30,135 --> 00:10:33,127 So hard, they've no time to think of you. 144 00:10:33,935 --> 00:10:37,291 Some of us must take time to worship you. 145 00:10:38,695 --> 00:10:43,291 If the meek don't pray, what'II become of the worId? 146 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:46,610 I want to remain free... for you. 147 00:10:47,535 --> 00:10:50,766 But I can't pray if I'm starving. 148 00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:53,763 So... 149 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,008 do something. 150 00:10:57,335 --> 00:10:58,927 Send me a sign! 151 00:11:16,495 --> 00:11:17,769 Yes. 152 00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:21,414 Thank You! 153 00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:02,285 MaiI? 154 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,934 Are you working? 155 00:12:04,095 --> 00:12:06,734 No, Heaven sent me a sign! 156 00:12:07,215 --> 00:12:08,568 Hunger's made him crazy! 157 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:10,254 Not so crazy! 158 00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:20,210 No more coins? 159 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,172 It's aII I couId borrow! 160 00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:33,968 I think it's ready. 161 00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:35,170 Very soft? 162 00:12:35,335 --> 00:12:36,450 Perfect! 163 00:12:36,735 --> 00:12:42,332 According to your research at the NationaI Library... 164 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:47,285 a coffee carameI is not as good as... 165 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:50,130 a chocoIate carameI... 166 00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:54,044 whose adhesive quaIities are greater. 167 00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:59,491 But the carameI must be absoIuteIy soft! 168 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,653 Some authors say 'unctuous'... 169 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:07,366 so that the sticky surface has no defects. 170 00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:10,532 Like gIue! 171 00:13:11,055 --> 00:13:12,454 True gIue! 172 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:27,051 That was easy. 173 00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:28,848 But I read that... 174 00:13:29,615 --> 00:13:33,449 one of the best safety measures is... 175 00:13:34,215 --> 00:13:37,890 the doubIe-cup sIot. 176 00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:39,609 WeII? 177 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,051 I'II manage. It's just a matter of practice. 178 00:13:45,735 --> 00:13:47,646 I need a IittIe money. 179 00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:50,844 Here are 2 fiives. 180 00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:53,654 Thanks! Heaven wiII reward you. 181 00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:56,888 How're the teeth doing these days? 182 00:13:57,055 --> 00:14:00,445 I seII a dentist a crown for 20 or 30 francs and... 183 00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,526 he reseIIs it for 200 or 300! 184 00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:04,367 It makes me sick of work! 185 00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:06,366 I need a pair of pincers. 186 00:14:06,535 --> 00:14:07,888 What for? 187 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,285 To get money from a coIIection-box. 188 00:14:10,455 --> 00:14:13,128 An aIms-box in a church? 189 00:14:13,295 --> 00:14:14,444 You hoIy fooI. 190 00:14:14,615 --> 00:14:17,573 StiII not working? 191 00:14:17,735 --> 00:14:18,770 StiII! 192 00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:20,334 How'II you eat? 193 00:14:20,495 --> 00:14:22,213 Heaven wiII provide! 194 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:23,603 You're kidding! 195 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:24,890 I think not. 196 00:14:25,055 --> 00:14:27,046 Here's an oId pair. 197 00:14:37,135 --> 00:14:38,853 With my eyes cIosed! 198 00:14:43,255 --> 00:14:46,053 I'II begin tomorrow! 199 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,411 I'm not sure of myseIf. 200 00:15:02,015 --> 00:15:05,405 You've brought me here to feed my famiIy. 201 00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:09,932 But am I good enough to foIIow your pIan? 202 00:15:10,295 --> 00:15:13,048 Yes, I'II obey your orders but... 203 00:15:13,215 --> 00:15:15,445 You must steady my heart... 204 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,207 and guide my hand. 205 00:15:17,455 --> 00:15:18,934 I'm counting on you! 206 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:22,528 St Joseph. 207 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,604 You were a good handyman. 208 00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:28,767 Yet, on your 1st day at work... 209 00:15:28,935 --> 00:15:30,812 you weren't at ease either! 210 00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:34,445 You were as cIumsy as I am today! 211 00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:40,167 I'II Iight a candIe to you... without paying. 212 00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:43,008 But after my mission... 213 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:46,008 I'II pay for it, I promise! 214 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:52,847 It must be fuII. 215 00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:54,971 You have many friends! 216 00:15:57,815 --> 00:16:00,204 Too many peopIe! 217 00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:02,691 I'II come back Iater... 218 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,450 when I'm sure of myseIf! 219 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,323 I promise! 220 00:16:20,015 --> 00:16:22,654 A smaII one for a beginner! 221 00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,048 5 francs! 222 00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:18,772 Not bad for a start! 223 00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:28,733 Heaven wiII reward you 100 foId! 224 00:17:33,175 --> 00:17:35,325 To each his speciaIty! 225 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,805 A good deed is never forgotten! 226 00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:58,134 And the bacon? 227 00:17:58,295 --> 00:17:59,808 With the sausage! 228 00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:01,567 Hadn't seen you IateIy! 229 00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,453 We were on a diet. 230 00:18:04,695 --> 00:18:05,730 A button! 231 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,887 Some peopIe are dishonest! 232 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,369 Thanks on behaIf of Retired Butchers! 233 00:18:17,935 --> 00:18:19,607 Great! Food! 234 00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:23,891 For you! You'II have more. 235 00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:25,170 You're an angeI! 236 00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:27,174 He did it! 237 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:30,045 Son, I'm proud of you! 238 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,174 Sauerkraut and sausages! 239 00:18:32,335 --> 00:18:35,884 Did you forget the mustard? 240 00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:37,329 No, Father. 241 00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:15,614 At Sacred Heart, St HippoIytus' box? 242 00:19:16,535 --> 00:19:17,729 60. 243 00:19:19,455 --> 00:19:21,093 St Anthony of Padua? 244 00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:23,283 80. 245 00:19:24,495 --> 00:19:26,087 SouIs in Purgatory? 246 00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:30,207 130... Purgatory pays weII! 247 00:19:31,975 --> 00:19:34,614 Inspector, who's buying the drinks? 248 00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:36,652 I've no change, Chief. 249 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,932 Sorry, no change! 250 00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:43,329 St Joseph? 251 00:19:43,895 --> 00:19:45,214 460. 252 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:46,728 JC's stepfather! 253 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,363 Francoise, no bIasphemy! 254 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,770 CouId you give me change for 50 francs? 255 00:19:53,935 --> 00:19:56,369 EasiIy! How do you want it? 256 00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:57,570 As you wish. 257 00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:02,404 Sorry, but there are so many dishonest peopIe! 258 00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:04,174 You can trust me! 259 00:20:04,775 --> 00:20:06,333 I don't know you. 260 00:20:07,095 --> 00:20:08,972 Are you in coin-machines? 261 00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:11,689 Yes, juke-boxes... 262 00:20:11,855 --> 00:20:14,528 PinbaII! Very profitabIe! 263 00:20:15,135 --> 00:20:16,648 Thank you. 264 00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:20,767 - Who's he? - He's in coin-machines. 265 00:20:20,935 --> 00:20:22,527 - Got change? - PIenty! 266 00:20:22,695 --> 00:20:24,048 So... 2 more grogs! 267 00:20:25,695 --> 00:20:28,493 Get up, darIing. It's time to go. 268 00:20:28,975 --> 00:20:31,045 Look what I made. 269 00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,486 LittIe bags for your coins! 270 00:20:36,495 --> 00:20:37,894 That one's pretty. 271 00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:39,329 It's cretonne. 272 00:20:46,295 --> 00:20:48,570 I'II be out in 15 min. Wait for me. 273 00:20:48,735 --> 00:20:51,807 - At EmiI's? - Yes, he has good beaujoIais wine. 274 00:20:57,175 --> 00:20:58,972 They're Iate today! 275 00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,207 If you're in a hurry, go to St James'. 276 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,127 I go there on Tuesdays. 277 00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:06,604 You're Iate! 278 00:21:06,775 --> 00:21:08,254 I'm right on time! 279 00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:16,167 Poor St EIoi! You're out of fashion? 280 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,609 No wonder! With aII that dust! 281 00:21:20,775 --> 00:21:22,572 I'II take care of you. 282 00:21:23,335 --> 00:21:26,850 That way you won't envy St Anthony... 283 00:21:27,015 --> 00:21:29,006 and the saints who work. 284 00:21:41,655 --> 00:21:43,885 Who said you couId take that? 285 00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:45,932 I never ask permission! 286 00:21:46,095 --> 00:21:47,892 You did it on your own? 287 00:21:48,055 --> 00:21:49,534 How brazen! 288 00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:50,844 This guy's a nut! 289 00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:53,210 Watch your Ianguage in church! 290 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:56,094 And try to dress properIy! 291 00:21:56,255 --> 00:21:59,645 Go. But don't Iet me see you steaI again! 292 00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:04,574 Using such crude tooIs! 293 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:10,084 Poor Iad! the deviI sent him here! 294 00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:18,565 Ya got a fiix on this thing. It took aII my cash! 295 00:22:18,735 --> 00:22:21,693 Hey, the machine's out of order... 296 00:22:23,695 --> 00:22:25,287 Sorry! an oId friend! 297 00:22:32,855 --> 00:22:35,688 PoIice! Let's go to the station. 298 00:22:36,135 --> 00:22:40,765 ln heaven l'll see her one day! 299 00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:48,773 It works again! 300 00:22:49,055 --> 00:22:50,408 Get your friend? 301 00:22:50,575 --> 00:22:51,803 He took a bus. 302 00:22:51,975 --> 00:22:53,806 You couId phone him. 303 00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:55,806 Oh, I'II see him tonight. 304 00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,888 - You're in business too? - Yes, braceIets and chains. 305 00:23:00,055 --> 00:23:01,090 It pays weII? 306 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,608 Want to invest? 307 00:23:03,655 --> 00:23:05,008 Is it a good company? 308 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,769 Guaranteed by the State! Have a nice day. 309 00:23:07,935 --> 00:23:09,084 You too. 310 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:17,848 at Our Lady of the Station... St Anthony... 311 00:23:20,095 --> 00:23:21,323 40 francs. 312 00:23:22,175 --> 00:23:23,733 St Joseph... 313 00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:26,574 60 francs. 314 00:23:27,215 --> 00:23:28,409 St EIoi? 315 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:30,924 OnIy 5 francs. 316 00:23:31,095 --> 00:23:32,369 He doesn't work! 317 00:23:32,535 --> 00:23:35,447 He's deserted, unIit and dirty. 318 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:39,130 I'II give him some flowers, candIes and... 319 00:23:39,295 --> 00:23:40,853 money in his box... 320 00:23:41,015 --> 00:23:43,654 as an investment... for him and me. 321 00:23:43,815 --> 00:23:47,125 Once he's in fashion, peopIe'II pray to him... 322 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:49,172 for the good of aII. 323 00:23:53,055 --> 00:23:54,454 It's hot here! 324 00:23:56,095 --> 00:23:59,371 I'm so tired of waIking aII the time! 325 00:23:59,535 --> 00:24:01,526 Francoise, the surprise! 326 00:25:34,255 --> 00:25:36,052 Pumping away? 327 00:25:37,015 --> 00:25:38,368 It's you! 328 00:25:39,135 --> 00:25:40,853 Was your day a good one? 329 00:25:41,015 --> 00:25:43,131 ExceIIent! And yours? 330 00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:44,523 It wiII be! 331 00:25:44,695 --> 00:25:46,048 Onto a big affair? 332 00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:48,445 Yes, a big Ioad of braceIets. 333 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,648 CongratuIations! 334 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:51,725 Very nice! 335 00:25:51,895 --> 00:25:56,013 It has a Iow-powered rotary motor. 336 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,844 You have a remarkabIe technique! 337 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:02,212 I couId do better but it depends on the boxes. 338 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:06,254 this one has a Iarge, simpIe opening. 339 00:26:06,615 --> 00:26:09,083 But they're not aII so easy. 340 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,808 I use the coin-sucker for the best ones. 341 00:26:12,975 --> 00:26:15,648 Otherwise... the soft carameI? 342 00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:19,854 That or hinged pincers or tweezers. It depends. 343 00:26:20,015 --> 00:26:22,449 You're weII-informed! 344 00:26:22,735 --> 00:26:24,373 Are you a competitor? 345 00:26:26,655 --> 00:26:29,965 Inspector Cucherat. Church SurveiIIance Squad. 346 00:26:31,695 --> 00:26:33,492 St Vincent! It's ajoke! 347 00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:35,134 Come with me. 348 00:26:35,495 --> 00:26:37,929 Sir, you're misbehaving in a church! 349 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:39,085 Father... 350 00:26:40,215 --> 00:26:42,968 Father, he wants to do me harm! 351 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,363 Church Squad! 352 00:26:44,535 --> 00:26:45,729 What church? 353 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:49,092 Inspector Cucherat. He was robbing an aIms-box! 354 00:26:50,415 --> 00:26:53,293 SIowIy, my son! this is God's house. 355 00:27:14,655 --> 00:27:17,010 Leon, put it on my biII! 356 00:27:20,735 --> 00:27:21,804 That way! 357 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:24,170 - No, that way! - OK, boss. 358 00:27:27,335 --> 00:27:29,565 Money, sir. Money! 359 00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:45,654 Go away! I don't have any more! 360 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:56,611 ln heaven l'll see her one day! 361 00:28:03,935 --> 00:28:05,414 I'm hungry! 362 00:28:05,575 --> 00:28:07,850 Risk is the spice of adventure! 363 00:28:08,015 --> 00:28:09,289 Heaven's with me! 364 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,808 It can't do it aII! 365 00:28:10,975 --> 00:28:12,533 What if you meet... 366 00:28:12,695 --> 00:28:14,970 ...the inspector again? 367 00:28:15,135 --> 00:28:18,286 Now I'II worry aII the time! 368 00:28:18,455 --> 00:28:19,934 God shieIds me. 369 00:28:20,095 --> 00:28:22,689 He's not your bodyguard! 370 00:28:23,215 --> 00:28:24,045 Get one! 371 00:28:24,215 --> 00:28:25,614 He'd cost money! 372 00:28:25,775 --> 00:28:26,969 Someone with us! 373 00:28:27,135 --> 00:28:28,409 We're too busy! 374 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:32,204 No one of our rank wouId act as Iook-out! 375 00:28:32,415 --> 00:28:33,973 I've got my cIasses! 376 00:28:34,135 --> 00:28:36,410 I'II be too worried to do a thing! 377 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,253 Not even the cooking? 378 00:28:38,495 --> 00:28:39,814 Not even the cooking? 379 00:28:39,975 --> 00:28:43,411 - George, fiind someone. - Think of us, son! 380 00:28:45,055 --> 00:28:48,252 I refuse to heIp a criminaI! 381 00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:50,804 It's a crime to obey Heaven? 382 00:28:50,975 --> 00:28:52,408 You rob aIms-boxes! 383 00:28:52,575 --> 00:28:55,772 I onIy take haIf the contents! 384 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,971 Never more than haIf! 385 00:28:58,135 --> 00:28:59,284 It's my principIe! 386 00:28:59,455 --> 00:29:01,685 A thief's principIe! 387 00:29:02,215 --> 00:29:04,012 But everyone steaIs! 388 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:05,449 The grocer! 389 00:29:05,615 --> 00:29:08,971 He buys peaches at 1 franc a pound, seIIs them at 3. 390 00:29:09,135 --> 00:29:11,695 He takes 2 francs from the housewife. 391 00:29:11,855 --> 00:29:15,564 Everyone accepts it but are the peaches any better? 392 00:29:17,215 --> 00:29:18,853 More expensive, that's aII! 393 00:29:19,055 --> 00:29:20,329 Is that robbery? 394 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:22,805 No! the Law aIIows it! 395 00:29:23,535 --> 00:29:25,651 A certain profit is IegaI. 396 00:29:25,855 --> 00:29:28,449 So I take my profit from the boxes! 397 00:29:28,615 --> 00:29:30,412 I have expenses... 398 00:29:30,575 --> 00:29:34,329 a famiIy to feed, costs for traveI, tooIs, etc. 399 00:29:34,495 --> 00:29:36,963 But that money's not yours! 400 00:29:37,135 --> 00:29:38,853 It beIongs to no one! 401 00:29:39,015 --> 00:29:42,291 PeopIe give money to St Anthony or St Joseph... 402 00:29:42,455 --> 00:29:46,573 knowing they're in Heaven and don't need money! 403 00:29:46,735 --> 00:29:49,010 You rob those peopIe. 404 00:29:49,695 --> 00:29:51,845 I can't steaI money that's given! 405 00:29:52,015 --> 00:29:53,733 They don't have to give! 406 00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:55,214 They give wiIIingIy! 407 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,206 It beIongs to someone! 408 00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:00,845 It's for the poor of the parish! 409 00:30:01,015 --> 00:30:04,007 But I'm a poor parishioner. 410 00:30:04,175 --> 00:30:06,166 So why do the cops chase you? 411 00:30:06,335 --> 00:30:08,405 They don't understand either! 412 00:30:09,455 --> 00:30:11,366 Don't compare me with them! 413 00:30:11,535 --> 00:30:13,969 Like them, you say I'm a thief. 414 00:30:14,135 --> 00:30:15,648 But I'm not a cop. 415 00:30:16,495 --> 00:30:20,010 Your way of earning a Iiving surprised me! 416 00:30:20,175 --> 00:30:22,131 I onIy made a few comments! 417 00:30:22,295 --> 00:30:24,729 Don't get upset! Forgive me! 418 00:30:24,895 --> 00:30:27,887 I forgive you! We aII make mistakes. 419 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:32,292 But this Iook-out job you mentioned... 420 00:30:32,575 --> 00:30:34,088 what is it exactIy? 421 00:30:34,255 --> 00:30:36,564 Easy! You Iook Ieft and right. 422 00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:40,774 You stroII in the churches, observing peopIe... not too much. 423 00:30:42,095 --> 00:30:43,369 And the hours? 424 00:30:43,535 --> 00:30:44,650 40 a week... 425 00:30:44,815 --> 00:30:46,771 from 9 to 6, an hour for Iunch. 426 00:30:46,935 --> 00:30:49,210 We stop at times for a drink? 427 00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:50,854 On the house! 428 00:30:52,615 --> 00:30:55,083 Sounds Iike an easy IittIe job... 429 00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:58,088 with Iots of fun and surprises. 430 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,089 And your sis? 431 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,094 Francoise! 432 00:31:03,055 --> 00:31:04,329 She works with you? 433 00:31:04,495 --> 00:31:07,692 When she has no cIasses, yes. 434 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:09,967 Charming girI. 435 00:31:10,135 --> 00:31:11,409 PIease! 436 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:14,013 I'II go with you. 437 00:31:15,215 --> 00:31:17,206 My wife'II be happy! 438 00:31:45,775 --> 00:31:47,049 Look! 439 00:31:52,415 --> 00:31:54,007 It's not the inspector! 440 00:31:54,295 --> 00:31:55,728 How shouId I know? 441 00:31:55,895 --> 00:31:59,570 I said he wears a grey raincoat... and a moustache. 442 00:31:59,735 --> 00:32:01,373 That one has a moustache! 443 00:32:01,735 --> 00:32:04,488 Not aII poIicemen have moustaches! 444 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,328 Don't bother me for nothing! 445 00:32:07,495 --> 00:32:09,531 What if he's changed cIothes? 446 00:32:09,695 --> 00:32:12,687 CouId Santa CIaus wear a derby? 447 00:32:12,855 --> 00:32:14,573 Let me get to work. 448 00:32:44,615 --> 00:32:45,843 10 francs. 449 00:32:46,015 --> 00:32:47,209 50 francs. 450 00:32:47,575 --> 00:32:48,564 From where? 451 00:32:48,735 --> 00:32:49,963 A Iady's bag. 452 00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:52,451 Put it back! Thief! 453 00:32:52,615 --> 00:32:54,014 Thief! And you? 454 00:32:54,575 --> 00:32:55,894 I don't steaI. 455 00:32:56,055 --> 00:32:57,886 I deduct Iike you do! 456 00:32:58,055 --> 00:33:01,286 She may need it to feed her chiIdren. 457 00:33:03,295 --> 00:33:05,126 Take it back! 458 00:33:05,295 --> 00:33:07,934 - The inspector! - Grey coat... moustache... 459 00:33:08,095 --> 00:33:11,804 Take a Iook whiIe I Iight a candIe to St anthony. 460 00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,489 My money! 461 00:33:29,655 --> 00:33:31,691 St Anthony! My money. 462 00:33:33,695 --> 00:33:35,811 AIready? Thank you! 463 00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:53,287 Not all policemen have moustches! 464 00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:13,124 Protect me from inspectors! 465 00:34:14,695 --> 00:34:16,970 Help me nail the thieves! 466 00:34:40,215 --> 00:34:41,125 Coast is cIear. 467 00:34:41,295 --> 00:34:44,253 Inspector Cucherat aImost spotted me. 468 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:47,054 I don't know what he Iooks Iike! 469 00:34:47,695 --> 00:34:49,492 We'II fiix that. 470 00:34:56,655 --> 00:34:59,089 Empty. Give me some carameIs. 471 00:35:02,135 --> 00:35:03,648 It's up to you now. 472 00:35:09,695 --> 00:35:12,255 As I approached, he ran away. 473 00:35:14,535 --> 00:35:15,968 He Ieft nothing! 474 00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:24,447 He must be a joker! 475 00:35:24,855 --> 00:35:28,052 You'II teII the Church SurveiIIance Squad? 476 00:35:28,775 --> 00:35:30,891 Church SurveiIIance Squad? 477 00:35:31,055 --> 00:35:33,853 TaIk to Inspector Cucherat. 478 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,854 I'II go at once. 479 00:35:41,935 --> 00:35:44,733 Find out how many men they have! 480 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,727 I'II fiind out exactIy. 481 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,851 And their tactics too. 482 00:35:49,895 --> 00:35:52,409 Itineraries wiII be hard! 483 00:35:52,695 --> 00:35:54,845 Heaven is with us! 484 00:35:55,015 --> 00:35:56,448 See you Iater. 485 00:35:57,895 --> 00:36:02,366 ln heaven l'll see her one day! 486 00:36:03,175 --> 00:36:04,654 Morning spider... 487 00:36:05,135 --> 00:36:06,454 death's rider! 488 00:36:06,615 --> 00:36:08,367 Strange kisser, no? 489 00:36:08,535 --> 00:36:10,969 Aren't you ashamed? 490 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,091 He who Iaughs Iast Iaughs best. 491 00:36:23,095 --> 00:36:25,973 I feeI I've seen you somewhere before. 492 00:36:26,135 --> 00:36:29,286 PossibIy! I go to church often. 493 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:30,774 A pious man. 494 00:36:30,935 --> 00:36:34,245 I Iove meditating in our quiet churches. 495 00:36:34,415 --> 00:36:36,246 - Me too! - Go on. 496 00:36:36,975 --> 00:36:38,852 Is that your thief? 497 00:36:39,175 --> 00:36:41,530 I don't rob aIms-boxes! 498 00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:45,124 No, Iadies' handbags! 499 00:36:45,415 --> 00:36:46,131 HorribIe! 500 00:36:46,295 --> 00:36:48,411 Does he Iook Iike that one? 501 00:36:48,815 --> 00:36:52,888 - No, not such a gaIIows-bird! - We caught 'em red-handed. 502 00:36:53,175 --> 00:36:55,484 What's your thief Iook Iike? 503 00:36:56,455 --> 00:36:58,764 He was... 504 00:37:03,335 --> 00:37:04,927 rather short... 505 00:37:05,895 --> 00:37:07,533 with a Iarge head... 506 00:37:09,455 --> 00:37:11,366 greying hair... 507 00:37:13,295 --> 00:37:14,694 a receding forehead... 508 00:37:14,895 --> 00:37:16,772 a widow's peak... 509 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:22,332 and... a bit chubby... 510 00:37:24,095 --> 00:37:25,687 pIump. 511 00:37:28,535 --> 00:37:30,730 A IittIe moustache? 512 00:37:33,415 --> 00:37:37,010 I'm not sure... but I think so. 513 00:37:38,535 --> 00:37:40,366 Mean anything to you? 514 00:37:46,695 --> 00:37:47,844 Leave that aIone! 515 00:37:48,015 --> 00:37:49,926 Why? You want what's in it? 516 00:37:50,095 --> 00:37:52,006 Never mind. Scram! 517 00:37:52,215 --> 00:37:54,524 Hands off our garbage! 518 00:37:56,015 --> 00:37:58,404 - The Chief of PoIice. - Handsome! 519 00:37:58,575 --> 00:37:59,564 InteIIigent! 520 00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:01,805 Likes our squad! 521 00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,374 Gave us more men! 522 00:38:03,535 --> 00:38:05,810 - How many are you? - 15. 523 00:38:05,975 --> 00:38:08,364 - AII good cops! - Not just any cops. 524 00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:09,729 AII good CathoIics! 525 00:38:09,895 --> 00:38:12,534 But there are so many churches! 526 00:38:12,695 --> 00:38:14,413 150... pIus the chapeIs. 527 00:38:14,575 --> 00:38:17,248 We visit aII of them. 528 00:38:17,415 --> 00:38:20,885 We change itineraries each week. 529 00:38:21,415 --> 00:38:24,407 If I see anything, I'II Iet you know. 530 00:38:24,575 --> 00:38:27,567 Tuesday mornings we're at the St BIaise cafe. 531 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:31,451 Friday afternoons, we're at Totor's cafe... 532 00:38:31,615 --> 00:38:33,606 by St Stephen's. Right, Chief? 533 00:38:33,775 --> 00:38:35,925 Goodbye and thank you. 534 00:38:36,095 --> 00:38:38,529 Chief, we're making progress! 535 00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:39,969 A witness! 536 00:38:41,495 --> 00:38:43,929 You and your dumb jokes. 537 00:38:55,295 --> 00:38:56,648 So Iong, Tarzan! 538 00:38:57,975 --> 00:38:59,249 Good hunting. 539 00:38:59,415 --> 00:39:01,724 - To work, men! - To work! 540 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,535 They're coming out! 541 00:39:14,695 --> 00:39:16,447 That's aII of them! 542 00:39:18,895 --> 00:39:20,169 My friend Cucherat. 543 00:39:21,255 --> 00:39:24,964 - He Iooks haIe and hearty. - He has asthma and can't run. 544 00:39:25,575 --> 00:39:26,974 Not very dangerous! 545 00:39:27,255 --> 00:39:30,167 They often catch men red-handed! 546 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:32,212 Good for them! 547 00:39:32,775 --> 00:39:35,892 They need some fun from time to time. 548 00:39:45,615 --> 00:39:47,094 Cucherat's paI! 549 00:39:47,255 --> 00:39:48,574 To St Joan's. 550 00:39:48,735 --> 00:39:49,963 By the river? 551 00:40:07,135 --> 00:40:09,410 - How much? - about 900. 552 00:40:09,895 --> 00:40:12,090 A good average! Where to? 553 00:40:12,255 --> 00:40:13,893 ImmacuIate Conception. 554 00:40:14,055 --> 00:40:15,807 But aII this money ? 555 00:40:16,055 --> 00:40:18,615 Father's going to buy stocks... 556 00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:20,572 orthodox stocks in... 557 00:40:20,735 --> 00:40:22,805 St Gobain gIass... 558 00:40:22,975 --> 00:40:24,124 St Louis sugar... 559 00:40:24,295 --> 00:40:25,648 St Mark soaps... 560 00:40:25,815 --> 00:40:27,692 HoIy-day Inns? 561 00:40:29,975 --> 00:40:31,533 You're so chiIdish. 562 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:38,650 St Joan of Arc... 3rd bag. 563 00:40:38,815 --> 00:40:41,932 More 10-centime coins. We've aIready 13,000! 564 00:40:42,095 --> 00:40:44,928 Great oaks from IittIe acorns grow! 565 00:40:45,095 --> 00:40:47,165 You have enough paper? 566 00:40:47,335 --> 00:40:48,370 Yes. 567 00:40:48,535 --> 00:40:50,924 St Peter's going up and up! 568 00:40:51,095 --> 00:40:53,131 Sure, it's the wedding season! 569 00:40:53,295 --> 00:40:55,889 He's up to 77,000 and a bit. 570 00:40:56,055 --> 00:40:57,534 Round off the figures. 571 00:40:57,695 --> 00:41:00,050 I put him on route 17 tomorrow. 572 00:41:00,975 --> 00:41:03,808 That makes St Peter, St John the Baptist... 573 00:41:03,975 --> 00:41:06,125 St Lambert and St Christopher. 574 00:41:06,775 --> 00:41:08,970 Then we couId Iunch at Freddy's! 575 00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:11,649 If you do St Leon, eat at DupIeix. 576 00:41:11,815 --> 00:41:13,646 Yes! GrazzoIi's ravioIi! 577 00:41:13,815 --> 00:41:15,851 I don't Iike his tomato sauce! 578 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,734 Then go to Paturon's! 579 00:41:18,895 --> 00:41:21,489 His shrimp au gratin is divine! 580 00:41:21,935 --> 00:41:25,086 St Louis Sugar... rising... good... 581 00:41:25,255 --> 00:41:28,088 St Gobain GIass... stationary. 582 00:41:28,375 --> 00:41:31,094 Sure of them? Don't Iose it aII. 583 00:41:31,295 --> 00:41:32,774 Don't bother me! 584 00:41:32,935 --> 00:41:37,167 Tend to your change! Let me fructify our earnings! 585 00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:42,605 GentIemen, the situation is serious. 586 00:41:43,175 --> 00:41:44,654 Listen to Bridoux! 587 00:41:44,815 --> 00:41:49,650 We're Iaunching our PIan G.U... Great urgency! 588 00:41:50,415 --> 00:41:52,371 The top authorities have found 589 00:41:52,535 --> 00:41:55,413 a decrease in aIms-box returns. 590 00:41:55,575 --> 00:41:58,487 We're deaIing with a foxy thief! 591 00:41:58,655 --> 00:42:01,852 So we must be even foxier! 592 00:42:02,015 --> 00:42:04,085 AppIy PIan G.U.. 593 00:42:05,495 --> 00:42:06,974 Leave that aIone! 594 00:42:07,175 --> 00:42:09,245 Why? You want what's in it? 595 00:42:09,455 --> 00:42:10,604 Never mind. Scram! 596 00:42:12,175 --> 00:42:14,131 FooIed you, Chief! 597 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:15,843 Cucherat... 598 00:42:17,255 --> 00:42:19,564 I aIready thought of PIan G.U. 599 00:42:19,775 --> 00:42:22,494 You and your dumb jokes. 600 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,254 SiIence! 601 00:42:26,415 --> 00:42:27,894 Get going! 602 00:42:36,895 --> 00:42:37,771 PIease! 603 00:42:38,815 --> 00:42:40,043 Thank you, sir! 604 00:42:40,735 --> 00:42:41,724 FooIed you. 605 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:42,606 Why, it's... 606 00:42:43,015 --> 00:42:45,609 Inspector Cucherat! But... 607 00:42:45,775 --> 00:42:47,208 Mum's the word! 608 00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:50,330 Right. Come heII or high water! 609 00:42:51,175 --> 00:42:52,847 I'II just take my money... 610 00:42:55,815 --> 00:42:57,407 Charity, pIease! 611 00:43:02,775 --> 00:43:05,050 Cucherat's there! 612 00:43:09,015 --> 00:43:11,210 In disguise! How dishonest! 613 00:43:12,495 --> 00:43:14,645 They'II be hard to spot now! 614 00:43:14,815 --> 00:43:16,885 So disguise yourseIves too! 615 00:43:26,735 --> 00:43:29,408 Francoise and her ideas! 616 00:43:29,575 --> 00:43:31,964 The ways of God are unfathomabIe. 617 00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:47,603 Not in disguise? 618 00:43:47,775 --> 00:43:49,766 No outfiit big enough for me! 619 00:43:50,335 --> 00:43:52,929 - Want to borrow mine? - Shut up! 620 00:43:53,815 --> 00:43:57,854 I won't wear a disguise tiII I get a raise! 621 00:43:58,015 --> 00:43:59,334 Poor sIob! 622 00:44:03,895 --> 00:44:06,728 Disguise myseIf? I'm their friend. 623 00:44:06,895 --> 00:44:10,331 Seeing you aIways in church, they'II get suspicious. 624 00:44:10,495 --> 00:44:11,894 I've a right to pray. 625 00:44:12,055 --> 00:44:15,252 AII day? They'II wonder if you work. 626 00:45:19,375 --> 00:45:22,014 What're you up to with that box? 627 00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:24,852 Cucherat! Church Squad! 628 00:45:25,455 --> 00:45:26,854 Bridoux! 629 00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:31,126 Good disguise, eh? 630 00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:36,088 AII cIear. Go on in. 631 00:45:36,255 --> 00:45:38,086 Keep an eye peeIed! 632 00:45:54,495 --> 00:45:56,884 - How's it goin'? - Inspector QuicviIIe! 633 00:45:57,055 --> 00:46:00,445 - Chebraut! - Deputy, you think we'II naiI him? 634 00:46:00,615 --> 00:46:01,843 We'II get him! 635 00:46:02,015 --> 00:46:05,371 Wish I was a sexton. this thing's heavy! 636 00:46:09,775 --> 00:46:11,003 You! PoIice! 637 00:46:11,175 --> 00:46:12,085 Martin! 638 00:46:12,255 --> 00:46:15,691 Cucherat! We're aII unrecognisabIe. 639 00:46:15,855 --> 00:46:17,493 What're you up to? 640 00:46:17,735 --> 00:46:21,011 And you and the other guy? I'm not at aII pIeased. 641 00:46:21,175 --> 00:46:23,564 I'm a reaI sexton. I'II teII Father! 642 00:46:23,855 --> 00:46:27,814 What? take him away! Into the wagon. 643 00:46:27,975 --> 00:46:29,203 You'II pay... 644 00:46:29,615 --> 00:46:30,968 and hurry back! 645 00:46:31,135 --> 00:46:33,046 I'II fiinish cIeaning up. 646 00:46:56,455 --> 00:46:58,173 Hear that, Bridoux? 647 00:46:58,335 --> 00:46:59,927 Right, Chief! 648 00:47:00,775 --> 00:47:02,367 Mean anything? 649 00:47:02,535 --> 00:47:04,014 Sounds Iike... 650 00:47:04,175 --> 00:47:05,369 Coins... 651 00:47:05,535 --> 00:47:07,014 Being handIed... 652 00:47:12,975 --> 00:47:14,806 - Is it him? - Him, who? 653 00:47:14,975 --> 00:47:17,535 Him! Our robber! 654 00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:20,853 If it is, it'd be awfuI. 655 00:47:21,015 --> 00:47:23,768 If it's not, it'd be even worse. 656 00:47:24,295 --> 00:47:27,605 - He might be reaI! - He'd compIain to the bishop. 657 00:47:30,815 --> 00:47:34,694 PIease! Don't disturb the peace in our church! 658 00:47:39,735 --> 00:47:43,284 He stops at each box a Iong time! 659 00:47:43,775 --> 00:47:45,766 I'd Iike to question him. 660 00:47:45,935 --> 00:47:49,450 Dressed the way you are, Chief? 661 00:47:49,615 --> 00:47:51,446 You're right, Bridoux. 662 00:47:51,615 --> 00:47:53,048 I'II change. 663 00:48:01,255 --> 00:48:02,847 Scram! 664 00:48:03,015 --> 00:48:06,166 The joint's fuII of cops arresting everyone. 665 00:48:06,335 --> 00:48:07,370 Don't worry. 666 00:48:08,335 --> 00:48:10,132 Meet me at the car. 667 00:48:51,775 --> 00:48:53,333 Yes, my son? 668 00:48:57,455 --> 00:48:59,366 I don't feeI too weII. 669 00:48:59,775 --> 00:49:01,367 I made a mistake. 670 00:49:01,735 --> 00:49:03,965 It's up to your conscience. 671 00:49:04,135 --> 00:49:06,774 I'm an honest man! 672 00:49:07,895 --> 00:49:09,886 True, I sometimes... 673 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:14,088 May I? You have a moment? 674 00:49:20,815 --> 00:49:24,285 Sometimes I Ieave the church to go to a cafe. 675 00:49:24,775 --> 00:49:27,733 The Lord aIIows workers to reIax! 676 00:49:27,935 --> 00:49:29,288 My job's a bore! 677 00:49:29,455 --> 00:49:32,049 It's duII, being in church aII day 678 00:49:32,215 --> 00:49:34,251 when the cafe terrace is so sunny! 679 00:49:34,535 --> 00:49:37,095 You don't have to watch for thieves. 680 00:49:37,255 --> 00:49:39,610 God Iets a man chose his destiny. 681 00:49:40,135 --> 00:49:43,605 And sometimes at the cafe... 682 00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:45,812 I drink a IittIe too much. 683 00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:48,013 Can you hoId it? 684 00:49:48,175 --> 00:49:49,574 WeII... 685 00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:52,927 3 Iiters a day. 686 00:49:53,535 --> 00:49:55,287 That's a bit much. 687 00:49:55,695 --> 00:49:58,528 And sometimes I... 688 00:49:59,335 --> 00:50:01,087 Iook at the girIs! 689 00:50:01,255 --> 00:50:02,051 In church? 690 00:50:02,215 --> 00:50:04,888 No, Father! I wouIdn't dare! 691 00:50:05,055 --> 00:50:06,932 On the street, in the subway... 692 00:50:07,095 --> 00:50:09,609 in their tight dresses! 693 00:50:09,775 --> 00:50:11,606 they show their knees. 694 00:50:11,775 --> 00:50:13,652 It's hard not to think of... 695 00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:15,692 It's the work of Satan, my son. 696 00:50:15,975 --> 00:50:18,535 But it's hard to resist, eh? 697 00:50:18,735 --> 00:50:21,727 True! But you do resist? 698 00:50:23,575 --> 00:50:26,248 Most of the time, I give in. 699 00:50:26,455 --> 00:50:28,366 It's your charm, my son. 700 00:50:28,535 --> 00:50:32,414 If you unwittingIy attract them, He'II forgive you. 701 00:50:32,575 --> 00:50:35,373 But the thing is... I'm married! 702 00:50:36,895 --> 00:50:38,169 AduItery? 703 00:50:38,695 --> 00:50:41,493 Your wife's trust is a hoIy treasure 704 00:50:41,655 --> 00:50:43,452 to which you hoId the key. 705 00:50:43,615 --> 00:50:45,048 But, Father... 706 00:50:45,935 --> 00:50:47,573 there's worse. 707 00:50:47,735 --> 00:50:49,009 More? 708 00:50:50,575 --> 00:50:52,770 I took you for a thief. 709 00:50:54,495 --> 00:50:55,894 I Iook Iike one? 710 00:50:57,255 --> 00:51:00,930 You'II say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Ave Marias. 711 00:51:01,255 --> 00:51:03,371 Since you took me for a thief... 712 00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:07,894 remember the aIms-boxes as you pass. 713 00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:11,014 A coin here, a coin there. 714 00:51:11,455 --> 00:51:12,934 But I can't. 715 00:51:13,095 --> 00:51:15,484 - Why? - I've no change. 716 00:51:15,655 --> 00:51:17,964 I can make change, my son. 717 00:51:26,015 --> 00:51:27,494 HeIIo, Father. 718 00:51:29,895 --> 00:51:32,489 You deviI! In disguise! 719 00:51:34,495 --> 00:51:36,087 A front-Iine Father! 720 00:51:41,855 --> 00:51:44,494 The thief was the phony Father! 721 00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:48,768 The phony Father? With gIasses? 722 00:51:49,935 --> 00:51:52,005 I'II kiII him! 723 00:51:53,175 --> 00:51:55,735 He fooIed me! Give me that. 724 00:51:57,375 --> 00:52:00,094 They know we're disguised too. 725 00:52:01,335 --> 00:52:03,326 We must give up disguises. 726 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,850 Heaven has punished us! 727 00:52:06,535 --> 00:52:09,493 So no disguises! But they'II keep it up! 728 00:52:10,215 --> 00:52:11,967 They'II be easier to spot! 729 00:52:12,815 --> 00:52:14,328 Good thinking! 730 00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:16,773 You're a chiId. 731 00:52:20,215 --> 00:52:21,534 That's the best yet! 732 00:52:21,935 --> 00:52:23,732 He confessed to him! 733 00:52:23,895 --> 00:52:25,806 You're ridicuIous, Cucherat! 734 00:52:25,975 --> 00:52:30,412 We were in the sacristy! He was disguised as a priest! 735 00:52:30,575 --> 00:52:33,806 - Imagine! - I am imagining! 736 00:52:33,975 --> 00:52:35,886 I'II go and fiind him myseIf. 737 00:52:36,055 --> 00:52:39,127 Right! You've been getting fat IateIy! 738 00:52:39,295 --> 00:52:41,604 You've made a fooI of the Squad. 739 00:52:41,775 --> 00:52:43,094 Squad means PoIice. 740 00:52:43,255 --> 00:52:45,132 PoIice means...the Nation! 741 00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,444 It's hard. 742 00:52:46,615 --> 00:52:49,288 I'II catch him in a week! 743 00:52:49,455 --> 00:52:51,810 How? 744 00:52:52,975 --> 00:52:55,409 We'II do an artist's sketch. 745 00:53:11,415 --> 00:53:14,487 Disguised as Breton women. What next? 746 00:53:20,055 --> 00:53:21,488 Excuse me! 747 00:53:26,975 --> 00:53:28,454 The pigs! 748 00:53:46,175 --> 00:53:49,565 6,000... St Dagobert's on the rise. 749 00:53:51,095 --> 00:53:53,563 A raid! Get out by the other side! 750 00:53:53,735 --> 00:53:56,693 Go! Find out their new strategy! 751 00:53:56,855 --> 00:53:57,970 How tiresome! 752 00:53:58,135 --> 00:54:00,046 - You? - Don't worry! Go! 753 00:54:00,215 --> 00:54:01,614 See you in the car! 754 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:07,372 - WeII? - GuiIty! 755 00:54:08,935 --> 00:54:10,846 - WeII? - GuiIty! 756 00:54:12,735 --> 00:54:13,690 I'm a coIoneI! 757 00:54:13,855 --> 00:54:16,085 In disguise? GuiIty! 758 00:54:16,255 --> 00:54:17,847 CoIoneI of the 38th... 759 00:54:19,295 --> 00:54:22,173 Not him, he's an auxiIiary. 760 00:54:23,295 --> 00:54:25,047 Get the rest of 'em! 761 00:54:26,535 --> 00:54:28,969 - Paying off? - It pays! 762 00:54:30,495 --> 00:54:32,053 Let's go! 763 00:54:32,455 --> 00:54:33,934 - Any Ieft? - I checked. 764 00:54:34,095 --> 00:54:34,891 Let's go! 765 00:54:35,055 --> 00:54:37,523 CIosing time! 766 00:55:04,495 --> 00:55:07,487 Now we've time for a chat... 767 00:55:07,895 --> 00:55:09,726 aII night. 768 00:55:11,455 --> 00:55:15,243 St EIeusis, you're quite in fashion! 769 00:55:17,695 --> 00:55:19,811 SouIs In Purgatory! 770 00:55:20,575 --> 00:55:22,645 I haven't had time for you! 771 00:55:22,815 --> 00:55:25,966 I can now that it's peacefuI. 772 00:55:27,735 --> 00:55:29,168 PeacefuI! 773 00:55:29,975 --> 00:55:34,810 It's so I can work in peace You had me Iocked in? 774 00:55:37,215 --> 00:55:40,252 We've fooIed the inspectors! 775 00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:46,487 But how can we enter Your churches at night? 776 00:55:47,655 --> 00:55:50,123 I can't get Iocked in each night. 777 00:55:50,295 --> 00:55:52,570 I'd onIy do 1 church a night. 778 00:55:52,735 --> 00:55:54,214 that's not efficient! 779 00:55:56,055 --> 00:55:59,206 I'II have to work on the Iocks. 780 00:56:00,735 --> 00:56:03,852 But they're Iocked from the inside onIy! 781 00:56:04,535 --> 00:56:07,049 I'd have to go through the sacristy... 782 00:56:09,255 --> 00:56:13,009 and get myseIf a set of keys! 783 00:56:31,655 --> 00:56:34,123 Now I'm so peacefuI. 784 00:56:57,735 --> 00:56:59,566 WonderfuI chicken! 785 00:56:59,975 --> 00:57:02,967 JuIiet's aIways been a fiine cook. 786 00:57:04,695 --> 00:57:06,890 I think it's time to pass 787 00:57:07,055 --> 00:57:10,570 from smaII craftsmanship into big industry. 788 00:57:11,175 --> 00:57:13,848 We shouId increase production? 789 00:57:15,415 --> 00:57:17,292 Since we're in here aII night 790 00:57:17,455 --> 00:57:19,525 Iet's prepare the boxes! 791 00:57:19,695 --> 00:57:21,048 But how? 792 00:57:21,335 --> 00:57:22,609 And your sister? 793 00:57:23,295 --> 00:57:24,284 Francoise? 794 00:57:24,455 --> 00:57:25,774 She couId heIp. 795 00:57:26,655 --> 00:57:29,886 She's too young. I'II think it over. 796 00:57:32,895 --> 00:57:34,487 GentIemen, 797 00:57:34,655 --> 00:57:36,532 I'm not pIeased... 798 00:57:37,055 --> 00:57:40,604 not pIeased with you at aII! 799 00:57:41,495 --> 00:57:42,644 Hear him? 800 00:57:42,815 --> 00:57:45,329 I get daiIy compIaints from... 801 00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:48,932 the you-know-who VIP. 802 00:57:50,015 --> 00:57:52,006 the boxes are emptied too fast. 803 00:57:52,175 --> 00:57:54,609 He's a very skiIIed operator. 804 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,208 Some are cIumsy! 805 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,808 We're constantIy... 806 00:57:58,095 --> 00:58:02,247 Sir, we're in church aII day! 807 00:58:02,775 --> 00:58:07,530 We've aIready arrested 378 suspects. 808 00:58:07,695 --> 00:58:09,333 Using what cIues? 809 00:58:09,495 --> 00:58:11,326 Our sketch, sir! 810 00:58:11,495 --> 00:58:13,725 - His Iikeness. - Let's see it! 811 00:58:23,055 --> 00:58:24,773 He's a jigsaw puzzIe. 812 00:58:25,775 --> 00:58:27,254 Leave that aIone! 813 00:58:27,535 --> 00:58:29,014 Why? Want what's in it? 814 00:58:29,215 --> 00:58:31,524 Never mind. Scram! 815 00:58:32,735 --> 00:58:34,885 Our canteen doesn't suffice? 816 00:58:35,055 --> 00:58:36,932 No, sir! 817 00:58:40,175 --> 00:58:43,247 Look at these fiIes, waIIs, 818 00:58:43,415 --> 00:58:45,565 windows and garbage cans. 819 00:58:46,855 --> 00:58:51,053 Find our thief in 1 week or you won't see them again! 820 00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:54,329 I'II put you back on the streets... 821 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,048 in traffic tickets! 822 00:59:00,175 --> 00:59:05,295 AIbert, get a haircut tomorrow morning. 823 00:59:05,455 --> 00:59:07,252 Yes, sir. 824 00:59:10,535 --> 00:59:12,173 Everything is as before. 825 00:59:12,335 --> 00:59:14,007 AII the furniture is back. 826 00:59:14,175 --> 00:59:15,608 Some new things too! 827 00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:24,809 JuIiet said George is working. 828 00:59:25,535 --> 00:59:28,049 PIease! Don't use that word here. 829 00:59:28,215 --> 00:59:29,330 Eat in peace! 830 00:59:30,055 --> 00:59:32,774 - Good evening, sir. - 'Evening, feIIa. 831 00:59:36,575 --> 00:59:38,725 Good evening, everyone. 832 00:59:38,895 --> 00:59:40,931 George, it's time. 833 00:59:41,095 --> 00:59:42,414 I'II get your food. 834 00:59:42,575 --> 00:59:43,724 At this hour? 835 00:59:43,895 --> 00:59:45,123 Suspicious! 836 00:59:45,295 --> 00:59:46,125 SIept weII? 837 00:59:46,655 --> 00:59:48,373 Yes, aII afternoon! 838 00:59:48,535 --> 00:59:51,572 I got up at 4 for my tea. 839 00:59:53,815 --> 00:59:55,965 'Night, everyone! Come on! 840 00:59:59,895 --> 01:00:03,046 But aII this dough comes from work? 841 01:00:03,215 --> 01:00:05,046 Heaven protects its own. 842 01:00:05,255 --> 01:00:08,327 Hurry! We're gonna be Iate! 843 01:00:16,255 --> 01:00:17,654 CIoak-room! 844 01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:27,249 JuIiet wiII give you a check for your charities. 845 01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:28,609 You're a saint. 846 01:00:32,015 --> 01:00:34,404 - What's to eat? - A surprise. 847 01:00:38,415 --> 01:00:42,010 ReaIIy! You're incorrigibIe! 848 01:01:01,135 --> 01:01:02,284 A good job! 849 01:01:02,455 --> 01:01:04,332 A reaI time-saver. 850 01:01:04,495 --> 01:01:06,451 Can we take a IittIe extra? 851 01:01:06,615 --> 01:01:09,607 OnIy haIf! You know my principIes! 852 01:01:12,895 --> 01:01:15,284 taking out's faster than putting in! 853 01:01:25,295 --> 01:01:27,013 A reaI piece of furniture! 854 01:01:27,575 --> 01:01:30,726 We'II saw it in 2 beIow the Iid. 855 01:01:30,895 --> 01:01:34,171 When the priest opens the door, he doesn't Iook up. 856 01:01:34,335 --> 01:01:37,088 He Iooks down, at the money. 857 01:01:37,255 --> 01:01:38,768 2 hinges'II do! 858 01:01:38,935 --> 01:01:40,448 With a shaft. 859 01:01:42,855 --> 01:01:43,890 I'II saw it. 860 01:01:44,055 --> 01:01:47,172 MeanwhiIe, I'II hide the noise of the saw. 861 01:01:49,975 --> 01:01:51,408 Hurry! 862 01:01:51,735 --> 01:01:53,327 We got St CIotiId to do. 863 01:01:53,655 --> 01:01:55,373 We're snowed under! 864 01:01:57,855 --> 01:01:59,174 A vacation soon! 865 01:02:15,695 --> 01:02:18,050 - They used a saw. - A saw. 866 01:02:18,215 --> 01:02:19,614 - CIever! - Smart. 867 01:02:19,775 --> 01:02:21,333 What a thief! 868 01:02:21,495 --> 01:02:24,328 - No sign of him? - Yet I'm here aII day! 869 01:02:24,495 --> 01:02:26,451 It takes time to do aII that! 870 01:02:26,615 --> 01:02:28,412 AII day and night! 871 01:02:28,695 --> 01:02:29,764 AII the time. 872 01:02:29,935 --> 01:02:31,334 Yes, day and night. 873 01:02:31,695 --> 01:02:32,605 Night! 874 01:02:34,135 --> 01:02:35,284 Idiot! 875 01:02:35,455 --> 01:02:36,968 And him! 876 01:02:37,135 --> 01:02:39,046 I'II get him! 877 01:02:39,215 --> 01:02:41,809 We'II work from cIosing time to opening! 878 01:02:41,975 --> 01:02:44,773 He sIept whiIe we worked! 879 01:02:44,935 --> 01:02:46,926 He won't sIeep Iong! 880 01:02:47,095 --> 01:02:48,164 Evidence. 881 01:03:10,575 --> 01:03:12,054 HeIIo, St Joseph. 882 01:03:12,215 --> 01:03:14,285 HeIIo, my son. 883 01:03:22,015 --> 01:03:24,370 What are you doing? 884 01:03:24,535 --> 01:03:26,287 Taking the money, Father. 885 01:03:26,455 --> 01:03:28,923 Do you think that's right? 886 01:03:29,095 --> 01:03:32,132 Heaven toId me to, Father. 887 01:03:32,295 --> 01:03:34,365 Why didn't you say so? 888 01:03:35,175 --> 01:03:36,893 Here's the key! 889 01:03:37,775 --> 01:03:39,413 Thank you. 890 01:04:03,575 --> 01:04:05,611 I cause you so many worries! 891 01:04:05,775 --> 01:04:07,811 Why don't we work together? 892 01:04:07,975 --> 01:04:10,205 Heaven's bounty is infinite! 893 01:04:13,735 --> 01:04:15,532 Thank you, brothers. 894 01:04:16,055 --> 01:04:19,843 It's onIy naturaI, brother! 895 01:04:22,135 --> 01:04:25,127 - 100 miIIion! - Cucherat, you've worked hard! 896 01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:29,129 Boss, why don't we start a candIe factory? 897 01:04:30,015 --> 01:04:32,927 We'd never make candIes big enough 898 01:04:33,095 --> 01:04:35,848 to thank Heaven for its kindnesses! 899 01:04:36,015 --> 01:04:37,209 Wait. 900 01:04:38,695 --> 01:04:41,812 You haven't seen our Iatest modeI. 901 01:04:43,455 --> 01:04:45,844 You and your dumb jokes. 902 01:05:04,615 --> 01:05:06,765 I reward you for your good deeds 903 01:05:06,935 --> 01:05:08,891 accompIished with simpIicity. 904 01:05:24,655 --> 01:05:25,610 Your Grace! 905 01:05:37,615 --> 01:05:39,446 What does this mean? 906 01:05:39,615 --> 01:05:41,412 Why am I to die? 907 01:05:45,055 --> 01:05:47,774 - You'd disappeared. - I was busy! 908 01:05:48,015 --> 01:05:49,926 Father, we were friends! 909 01:05:50,095 --> 01:05:51,050 Working? 910 01:05:51,215 --> 01:05:54,287 Nights. Days... I dream. 911 01:05:54,455 --> 01:05:55,968 And your work? 912 01:05:56,135 --> 01:05:57,887 I'm aIways in church! 913 01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:00,125 You know how I Iike to meditate. 914 01:06:00,655 --> 01:06:02,134 What do you do in church? 915 01:06:02,495 --> 01:06:04,133 Take my share of the aIms! 916 01:06:04,415 --> 01:06:06,485 AIms? In what church? 917 01:06:06,695 --> 01:06:09,050 AII the Parisian churches! 918 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:12,890 I'd thought of the provinces but this afternoon... 919 01:06:13,215 --> 01:06:14,807 HoIy fooI! 920 01:06:15,175 --> 01:06:16,813 I don't feeI Iike joking! 921 01:06:16,975 --> 01:06:21,412 TeII me why you Iet me die at Notre Dame. 922 01:06:22,615 --> 01:06:25,129 You must have committed a serious sin 923 01:06:25,295 --> 01:06:27,092 that you don't dare teII me. 924 01:06:27,255 --> 01:06:28,688 You shouId confess! 925 01:06:28,895 --> 01:06:30,214 I don't want to! 926 01:06:30,735 --> 01:06:33,568 I've aIways obeyed Heaven! 927 01:06:34,055 --> 01:06:37,172 TeII me, is my dream a sign? 928 01:06:40,535 --> 01:06:43,891 ShouId I stop or wait for a sign? 929 01:06:45,735 --> 01:06:47,054 CaIm down! 930 01:06:47,215 --> 01:06:50,764 Come to Iunch tomorrow! 931 01:06:51,135 --> 01:06:52,887 I can continue? 932 01:06:53,095 --> 01:06:55,768 A box here, a box there...OK. 933 01:06:56,935 --> 01:06:58,812 But get some rest. 934 01:06:58,975 --> 01:07:01,170 I'II give to St CeciIe as I Ieave. 935 01:07:01,335 --> 01:07:02,848 See how nice I am. 936 01:07:06,855 --> 01:07:08,686 He's gone crazy! 937 01:07:15,815 --> 01:07:18,807 Here! We've got 11 sawed boxes. 938 01:07:19,415 --> 01:07:21,133 Notre Dame! 939 01:07:21,295 --> 01:07:22,808 The IoveIiest! 940 01:07:23,575 --> 01:07:25,133 The greatest! 941 01:07:32,015 --> 01:07:34,165 It's freezing! 942 01:07:34,775 --> 01:07:36,367 A reaI fridge! 943 01:07:36,535 --> 01:07:39,049 It's coIder than...heII! 944 01:07:39,215 --> 01:07:41,683 Very funny! 945 01:07:41,855 --> 01:07:43,368 Idiot! 946 01:07:45,535 --> 01:07:47,332 It comforts me 947 01:07:47,495 --> 01:07:50,089 to know the thieves are as coId as us. 948 01:07:53,615 --> 01:07:56,687 I brought the big bags for tonight. 949 01:07:56,855 --> 01:07:58,732 I don't want to go in there. 950 01:07:58,895 --> 01:08:02,126 It's in front of Notre Dame that I saw myseIf dead. 951 01:08:03,695 --> 01:08:05,413 You're not yourseIf. 952 01:08:05,575 --> 01:08:07,566 WiII St FIorentine do? 953 01:08:08,495 --> 01:08:11,248 Then I'II use my smaII bags. 954 01:08:20,575 --> 01:08:22,167 St Genevieve was OK, eh? 955 01:08:22,335 --> 01:08:23,563 Not bad. 956 01:08:26,015 --> 01:08:27,494 Want some fun? 957 01:08:27,655 --> 01:08:29,691 Maybe we couId reIax a bit? 958 01:08:30,335 --> 01:08:31,973 Such a chiId! 959 01:08:32,255 --> 01:08:34,325 Once they were IittIe girIs 960 01:08:34,495 --> 01:08:37,134 bouncing on their papas' knees, 961 01:08:37,295 --> 01:08:38,569 and now... 962 01:08:38,855 --> 01:08:41,289 - Depressed? - Come on. 963 01:08:43,015 --> 01:08:44,289 No pIace. 964 01:08:44,975 --> 01:08:46,408 Poor oId guy. 965 01:08:47,975 --> 01:08:50,170 AIright! to work! 966 01:08:59,895 --> 01:09:01,692 Good evening, St Anthony. 967 01:09:01,855 --> 01:09:03,413 You take St Anthony. 968 01:09:03,855 --> 01:09:05,049 I'II take... 969 01:09:05,935 --> 01:09:07,129 St Joseph. 970 01:09:08,975 --> 01:09:12,854 A pIant! What a treat for you! 971 01:09:13,815 --> 01:09:15,373 He'II get his too. 972 01:09:29,695 --> 01:09:30,650 Go! 973 01:09:57,895 --> 01:09:59,931 4 that way, the rest with me! 974 01:10:06,735 --> 01:10:08,532 Let me go. 975 01:10:13,975 --> 01:10:15,203 FareweII! FareweII! 976 01:10:24,775 --> 01:10:26,447 RaouI's been arrested! 977 01:10:27,855 --> 01:10:29,846 My dream was a warning! 978 01:10:30,015 --> 01:10:32,006 Let's not get excited. 979 01:10:32,175 --> 01:10:34,530 We'II pack up and steaI away. 980 01:10:35,575 --> 01:10:37,930 RaouI might spiII the beans. 981 01:10:39,415 --> 01:10:41,087 - His name? - Address? 982 01:10:41,255 --> 01:10:43,769 Short, chubby? A widow's peak? 983 01:10:43,935 --> 01:10:46,165 Cucherat, no vioIence! 984 01:10:47,055 --> 01:10:48,647 The man in the sketch? 985 01:10:48,815 --> 01:10:50,089 But it's him. 986 01:10:50,255 --> 01:10:51,847 During my enquiry... 987 01:10:52,015 --> 01:10:53,812 Your own enquiry? 988 01:10:53,975 --> 01:10:57,126 Yes. And I was about to grab him! 989 01:10:57,455 --> 01:10:59,286 By robbing aIms-boxes? 990 01:10:59,495 --> 01:11:00,405 A trick! 991 01:11:00,575 --> 01:11:02,691 You were in disguise? 992 01:11:02,855 --> 01:11:05,210 I saw you as a bum! 993 01:11:05,375 --> 01:11:07,605 A sexton! A nun. 994 01:11:07,775 --> 01:11:10,050 Laugh! But you'II taIk! 995 01:11:10,375 --> 01:11:12,764 He who Iaughs Iast Iaughs best. 996 01:11:13,055 --> 01:11:14,727 You scare me. 997 01:11:29,655 --> 01:11:32,567 Driving fast, we can make the border by noon! 998 01:11:32,735 --> 01:11:35,090 I hope RaouI doesn't squeaI! 999 01:11:35,255 --> 01:11:37,450 The cops might set up road bIocks. 1000 01:11:37,935 --> 01:11:40,608 But what'II my parents say? 1001 01:11:40,775 --> 01:11:44,324 Nothing! they'II be onIy too happy to visit us 1002 01:11:44,495 --> 01:11:46,451 in our new residence! 1003 01:11:46,815 --> 01:11:49,932 They couId visit RaouI in prison too! 1004 01:11:50,935 --> 01:11:54,928 St Stephen's! It's where I had my reveIation. 1005 01:12:01,335 --> 01:12:04,247 I can't fIee without a Iast prayer there. 1006 01:12:04,415 --> 01:12:05,564 It's unwise! 1007 01:12:05,735 --> 01:12:07,805 He needs to caIm himseIf! 1008 01:12:11,255 --> 01:12:13,052 How much is in the bank? 1009 01:12:13,215 --> 01:12:14,853 about 15 G's! 1010 01:12:49,535 --> 01:12:50,888 A thanksgiving mass? 1011 01:12:51,055 --> 01:12:52,204 Yes, for when? 1012 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:53,774 At once! 1013 01:12:53,935 --> 01:12:57,405 Then I'II speak to Father at once. 1014 01:12:57,975 --> 01:12:59,328 PIease wait here. 1015 01:13:09,255 --> 01:13:11,928 I'II return the 15 thousand You gave me. 1016 01:13:12,495 --> 01:13:16,693 In exchange, pIease free my friend RaouI. 1017 01:13:18,815 --> 01:13:22,569 I'II make out a check at once. 1018 01:13:55,615 --> 01:13:58,083 He said it's urgent. 1019 01:13:58,255 --> 01:14:00,450 I didn't think you'd refuse. 1020 01:14:00,695 --> 01:14:02,447 He seems a nice man. 1021 01:14:07,135 --> 01:14:08,454 Where does he Iive? 1022 01:14:08,615 --> 01:14:10,128 Which neighborhood? 1023 01:14:10,295 --> 01:14:11,648 Hot Air Street. 1024 01:14:14,695 --> 01:14:16,925 Yes...Speaking... 1025 01:14:18,455 --> 01:14:19,126 What? 1026 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:20,888 The man in the sketch... 1027 01:14:21,055 --> 01:14:24,809 He's here for a Thanksgiving mass. 1028 01:14:25,255 --> 01:14:27,769 The idiot! We're on our way. 1029 01:14:28,895 --> 01:14:31,011 Our man's at St Stephen's! 1030 01:14:31,215 --> 01:14:32,694 AIert! 1031 01:14:34,815 --> 01:14:37,488 Quick! Get to the cars! 1032 01:14:45,775 --> 01:14:47,970 You guard the suspect! 1033 01:14:48,135 --> 01:14:49,409 Right, chief! 1034 01:15:13,895 --> 01:15:15,089 Do something! 1035 01:15:15,255 --> 01:15:19,328 - ShouId we jump on them? - George is free yet! 1036 01:15:19,495 --> 01:15:20,371 I doubt it. 1037 01:16:00,455 --> 01:16:03,606 They're surrounding him in the chanceI! 1038 01:17:08,055 --> 01:17:09,886 Forgive me, Lord. 1039 01:17:40,855 --> 01:17:42,573 Leave the door open. 1040 01:17:52,055 --> 01:17:53,852 He's there, behind the waII. 1041 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:55,933 That's the sacristy door! 1042 01:17:56,095 --> 01:17:57,608 CIever! 1043 01:18:32,895 --> 01:18:35,363 Thy wiII be done, Lord. 1044 01:19:53,175 --> 01:19:55,769 SubtitIing tItRa FILM Paris 67339

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