All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S9E17

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Are you ready?

Yes!

My ass is completely wet.

I just want y 'all to know that she's a
fraud. She took everything in me. She's

not the... Stop this bitch.

You said I called the feds on you and I
obviously didn't do that.

Yeah, I could apologize for that.

The point was, I was educating you,
Sheree. No, you were educating me.

Phaedra's restoration is bull crap.

I found out my divorce was final.

So does he know? Yeah, I told him.

I don't remember choking her. But if I
did, I'm sorry. Because maybe I didn't

choke you hard enough.

I honestly thought Bob was a changed
man.

It felt like it was funny to you. Like,
you're sitting here, you're about to...

No, I'm not. I'm going.

You can't always get what you want, but
I can.

I'm too blessed to be stressed and too
affected to be thirsty.

Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is
ready to walk it alone.

Now that I've got my ace, I have a full
house.

I give the people what they want, and
they always want more.

Don't call it a comeback.

Call it a takeover.

What's up, baby?

Where is he?

Right here.

Mommy's baby!

Look at him die.

What's up, buddy?

Let me see your smile. Come on, let me
see your face.

Yeah.

Hey, Selena.

How are you?

How are you? I was just sitting here
looking at the edit. I'm in Hawaii.

Well, I'm hoping that the scenery is
conducive to reading because you only

a couple more days. Yeah, I'll
definitely make the deadline.

Portia. Huh?

What you in there doing?

Nothing. Trying out your makeup again?

No, not really.

What's up, babe? Oh, my lashes.

Give me my lashes.

You just, like, leave them like that. So
now we just got to place them on the

table. For real? I got to get you
accustomed to this living, honey.

Your lashes may be everywhere from time
to time. Yeah, right?

Come on, Martina. No, I am Sabrina. I
got her body.

No, Serena is thick with it, boo.

Yeah, she's thicker than me.

Okay. All right, well, just hit some
balls. Okay.

There you go.

All right.

Woo! Okay, a couple more.

Woo! I hit it, but it went everywhere
but where it's supposed to go.

With all the drama that's going on with
the other ladies, I am just so glad that

Phaedra and I still have our growing
friendship.

What would you like to toast to the new
Phaedra in Kenya?

You ready, Louise?

Hit it, pal.

Let's make a truth to be at peace.

I got my friend back.

I appreciate you.

this is a real testament to just how far
we've come. I mean, we're playing

tennis, and I'm not trying to take the
racket and shove it up her donkey booty.

It's over in these people's courts.

We'll collect these balls.

So did you play in school?

I learned in high school a lot of the
ladies that ate in school, they're in

little league.

You can meet a lot of nice single guys
in the league.

Yeah!

I mean, you're about to be single.

Yeah, but these are women.

Oh, okay, well.

Yeah, I'd like my sushi on a plate.

That don't walk away.

Even though Kenny and I are cool, I have
heeded my girl Frick's advice.

You got a fake friend. Please don't tell
her none of your business.

Amen. So I've chosen not to discuss my
divorce or any personal details about it

to anyone else besides Portia, because
I'm not comfortable talking to any of

these other ladies here.

I don't know, does The Rock live out
here? Because he's fine, girl. That's

Rock.

I can't even hit the ball thinking about
The Rock.

So how'd you sleep last night?

I was exhausted.

Yeah. You know, just having a little
revival that late at night.

That was not a revival. We didn't pray.

Jesus did not come in the room.

I thought I saw a couple of demons turn
their head all the way around.

You were educating me by saying you
should be ashamed of yourself. No, you

should be ashamed of yourself.

We are in this beautiful place, and I'm
just like, I don't want us to have

tension.

Oh, it barely.

Okay, Andre Agassi, what you trying to
do?

I hit it, though.

This is not the French Open, honey. All
we need is a couple of Frenchies.

We know at least two people that like
the French kiss down below.

Room service!

Hi!

Happy birthday!

I'm not really the room service, so I
need you to help me out a little bit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Today is Peter's birthday, so I decided
to do something nice and bring him room

service. Not to be confused with sex on
a platter.

Can I have a seat, birthday boy?

Yeah, you two open my gift first.

Okay.

This is probably, I guess, the last
birthday we'll celebrate together as

and wife. As husband and wife, yeah.
Probably the last vacation together.

And I guess it'd be like, you know,
hooked up later on down the line.

It's not husband and wife. That's a
whole other story. But anyway.

Yeah, I was going to call you in the
middle of the night last night.

It felt weird.

being in the same motel with you and not
being in the same room in bed with you.

You know?

I mean, right time, right place, right
moment. I could possibly consider

up with old Peter. I mean, I have to
say, with all our problems, that was one

them.

Oh, I need that back. That's actually
part of a dress.

Is that right?

My belt. Okay.

You know, I'm still in boxes. I did have
all my stuff, but I just feel like this

is something to remember me by.

Oh.

You like it?

This is a blinged out Bible.

I just wanted to get you a nice Bible.

Seems very gothic. No, I want it to be
special. Keep it close to you for

protection. That's a real strange gift
for you to give your departing husband.

Why? It's coming from a pure spiritual
place.

It is? Okay.

She gave me a Bible.

She must think I need Jesus or
something.

You don't mind if I serve myself?

No, no, no. Oh, was I supposed to serve
you? Wait a minute, it's your birthday.

Should I? No, no, it's cool, it's cool.
Okay.

Okay, all right.

Didn't know that I would get to even
talk to you like this.

You know, I don't know what's
appropriate, what isn't appropriate with

You know how crazy that is?

I mean, I think that we are in a great
place.

Are you dating?

No, not yet.

I'm glad you said not yet.

I mean, I will when, you know, I'm
single.

Well, you're going to be single? I mean,
if I meet somebody, yeah.

As soon as I am officially divorced, I'm
looking forward to dating.

I haven't been with Peter in months.

It's lonely going through a divorce.

I'm trying to look inside myself to find
out if, like, I wasn't a good husband.

And it felt like I failed.

First of all, don't ask yourself if you
were a good husband.

You need to ask yourself, was I a good
wife?

I don't look at this divorce as you
failing me. I think I was a good friend

you, but I don't think I was such a good
wife to you.

See, that makes me feel better.

Because I don't think you ever wanted
it. And I will tell you this.

It has nothing to do with you.

A lot of these things that I feel is
about me.

There's definitely days where I feel
like maybe I could have done more.

I could have stuck it out even longer.

I mean, those thoughts definitely go
through my head. And I'm fine with

responsibility and accountability for
any shortcomings that I may have had in

the demise of this relationship.

I will never get married again. You
know, there's nothing about me that's

traditional. I just do me.

Worked out for me.

Complication is when you have to do all
this and be like this.

Right. I'm still trying to figure out,
Cynthia.

I thank you for just doing the best you
can do with the situation.

Do me a favor.

I'm not going to change my number if you
want to ever pick up the phone and call

me. And you know how to get to Lake
Bailey?

No, I don't even know where Lake Bailey
is.

If you want to find it, you'll find it.

Dave Bailey would have to come and find
Peter Thomas.

Well, you never know.

You never know.

Coming up next.

I'm trying to feel the energy of the
penis.

Draw me to you, penis.

Draw me to you.

What the?

You want me to bleed myself right here?
Split my wrist so you know I'm serious

about it? I want you to have some
remorse for what the you did.

Looks nice.

Liking it? You feeling it? Yeah.

Peter is Todd's boy, so he thought it
would be fun to do a tea -tucker

production for Peter's birthday.

What do you think about us roasting
Peter? Like, everyone gets up, say

a little funny.

It'll be fun.

Okay. Peter's normally the most vocal
person in the room. I'm always going to

have an opinion.

I couldn't give a f*** to be honest with
you.

Y 'all acting real strange. Yeah, yeah,
what?

Now it's his turn to be in the hot seat.

Maybe we should sit on that side of the
table, then we can see him coming. Okay.

Don't want anybody walking up on my
back.

All right. You know they like to stab
you in it all the time.

Crazy. I don't know what to expect from
Portia and Fager.

I'll be cordial, but I'm not with them
no more.

Hi. What up, what up, what up, what up?

What you think? You came out perfect. We
did a good job, huh? We got a little

stage. You know what I mean? So we're
going to roll speed up.

You got to come out with some good stuff
to say.

Hello. Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Girl, that's to the cootie coot.

You felt like being a little daring
tonight.

I did. I felt like Zora. Thank you,
baby.

So how's everybody?

Y 'all good?

Well, we're going to do a roasted pig.

Yeah. But we decided to roast Peter
instead.

Wait, you mean, wait, how does this work
again?

Just the stuff, the regular stuff you
normally say, but make it kind of funny.

Yeah. Oh, my.

Girl, this is something you have to
prepare for. I got my little note.

Hey, Bob. Hey, Bob.

You and Jarek can sit right here. I
don't know if she want to sit by me.

Sit by me, homeboy.

Why you say that?

We kind of had a little.

flashback of hatred.

Not a flashback of hatred.

What? Oh, it's funny. No, I'm not
laughing. You are laughing.

No, I'm not.

I'm not laughing.

I don't think she's going to come. No!

She's not going to come?

Even though Sheree and I disagreed at
the restoration, it's just really water

under the bridge at this point. I mean,
clearly, she's going through issues with

Bob, and I really think that's why she
lashed out at me.

I'm just trying to do a better Bob for
her, you know? Mm -hmm.

Oh, oh, the man of the hour. All right.

Peter. Thank you, Peter.

Saved by the man of honor. Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Hey, Bob.

Where's Sheree?

She went to a volcano somewhere.

Not a volcano.

Okay, okay.

Hey, guys.

You come in. We don't start it up. Happy
birthday, Peter.

Hey.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

How are you feeling? You all right?

Try some of this. This is good.

How was your day?

Hmm. Talked to my publisher about the
book. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so that's moving along.

And to be honest with you, I just really
don't feel comfortable having this

conversation with a man present.

This isn't about me.

This is about Peter and his happy day.

I'm starving.

So, Peter. Yes, sir. It's only right
that we give you an amazing performance.

So, we're going to make it up to the
couch, guys.

Come on.

Get down, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah. Happy birthday, brother.

I don't think we should roast the pig.

I think it would be great if we all
roast Peter. Bring it on, mother.

Oh, Lord, I can't wait to roast Uncle
Ben and put him on a plate with a side

his own special rice.

All right, I'm going to let you do it.

What? I'll chime in, but... Okay, you
lost your courage.

So, y 'all, when Ty first told me that
we were going to have this roast

I was like...

If we do it at nighttime, I don't know
if I'm going to see Peter.

See, his black ass might get lost out in
the darkness.

See, when Candy first brought me around
the group, I thought, Cynthia, I was

like, how did he get her?

I was like, hell no.

I was like, he's spending money.

But then it came out that he was
borrowing money from her.

Todd and Candy are getting their Kevin
Hartman or Leslie Jones impressions on.

Who cares?

I love that you and Cynthia came here
together tonight.

So you gonna hit it tonight?

If you don't get good first.

Okay.

I'm good, y 'all.

I'm good.

The last roast that I went to, the
person in the chair is getting red and

roasted. Not reading folks back.

Funny thing is, when Cynthia was talking
about all of the loans you had to

repay, and I said, you know, Cynthia,
I'm not... be able to help him out. What

is his social security number?

And she was like, one.

Every time I see you, I want to bury
you. Not because of our heated

but because you're always dressed so
clean. You know, you're ready to meet

Christ.

I thought I was going to hear how broke
I am. Adrian Porsche is always talking

about him sleeping with an 18 -year
-old. I thought a lot of shots were

come from that angle.

If I was roasting them, I would
slaughter them.

Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia.

You got to do it. Come on, girl.

Okay.

Well.

I just want to say, I think Peter and I
represent determination.

Get to the road.

Happy birthday, Peter.

I. Talk about his feet.

Talk about the gray hairs on his balls.

You definitely brush your teeth like no
other, for sure.

You get all around the tongue, the back
of the tongue.

Work with him now.

This is painful.

Oh, Cynthia's so pretty.

And sometimes things are just meant to
be seen and not heard.

Sheree, Sheree, come on now.

I don't have anything.

I mean, I got jokes.

You always got jokes.

Hey, congratulations, Peter, because
you're older than everybody, even the

lights and Benjamin Franklin who
invented the lights.

I'm just not in a jokey mood right now.
I mean, they want me to go up and roast

Peter, which is funny because he looks
pretty well done to me.

Happy birthday, dear Peter.

I'm happy that I came on this trip for
the fact that this is probably one of

last trips I would take being around
this group of friends, knowing that that

probably would never happen again. It
was kind of special to me.

This was beautiful. Thank you. I'm going
to blow the mother.

You're healing.

Happy birthday.

Coming up next.

Welcome to our Mali presidential suite.

Oh, it's gorgeous. Oh, I love this view.

You should see sunset from it. It's
amazing.

This is perfect to throw the party that
I want to for my friends.

One is my BFF and one is my NBF.

What's an NBF? Oh, it's new best
friends. They are getting newly divorced

matter of weeks.

I just want it to be light and fun and
sexy and just a way of, you know what,

let's celebrate. You're moving forward.

And I think the perfect theme is aloha,
which means hello and goodbye. So

for someone getting divorced, hello, not
goodbye.

We need some kind of party favors, maybe
for the two girls, something that they

can wear.

I want to do a banner that says, I do, I
did, I'm done.

Perfect. I love it. This is going to be
so much fun.

New beginning.

Yes, with a little aloha. Hello.

Goodbye.

Ahoy. Welcome aboard.

You guys ready to go sailing? How you
doing? Yep. All right. Let's do it.

It's our last day here in Hawaii, and I
really wanted us to enjoy a beautiful

sunset ride on the catamaran.

Very windy.

Yikes almighty.

Windy, windy.

All right, guys, aloha.

Aloha.

It's my pleasure to welcome you aboard
one of the nicest boats here in Maui.

Sunset's in about four minutes. Oh, no.
Pleasure to take you out there, guys.

Thank you. Yay, yay.

Oh, let's go do the Titanic.

Not the Titanic.

Come on.

What is this child doing? I don't know.

Cheers.

I want to apologize.

What I thought would be a good time
didn't turn out so good.

We was at a jewelry store. It's not like
I was about to get on my knee and

propose to you because I know that that
ain't where we're at in the

relationship.

But why'd you leave me sitting here?

What did I do to make you walk away?

So you don't know what you did to make
me walk away?

You said I would take anything serious.
Is that what you feel? That's exactly

how I feel.

That is so gorgeous.

Bambus, girl.

Bambus everywhere.

Bambus. Catch it, honey. Catch it.

Stuff that we talk about is surfing.

We never had an in -depth conversation
about a lot of the things that happen in

the marriage.

And for you to sit there and laugh about
it, you don't even see anything wrong

with you leaving for six months and not
calling the house one time.

Our youngest kids were two and five and
just out of the blue. His mom woke up.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

He's going to school in California.

And we never heard from him for six
months until he came back.

And then when you talked about, you
looked over and you saw me without my

seatbelt and you wanted to slam on a
bracer.

and eject me from the car. I was driving
her and she fell asleep.

And I was like, yeah, it'd be easy for
me to take the seatbelt off of you and

hit the brakes.

He sure did.

So she can fly right through the window,
you know.

Like to put harm on me or death.

It's abuse. It's mental abuse.

And then for you to make a joke of it, I
mean, it's just been like that the

entire time.

It's the accumulation of...

So many bad things that happened, like
not paying the mortgage, cutting off

credit cards, and doing just things out
of spite.

I'll take the blame. I'll take it. I did
it all.

I f***ed up the relationship.

But I ain't that dude no more.

When Bob says that he's remorseful, I
didn't feel that yesterday. I didn't

that the day before.

Action speaks so much louder than words.
I'm not buying it.

What I'm supposed to do?

If you don't know as a grown -ass man
what you're supposed to do, then I don't

know. I can't teach you.

What the f***?

I don't know what the f*** we're doing
there.

Oh, yeah, here we go.

Bob is emotional, huh? Bob really has
some emotions in him about that bit,

You want me to bleed myself right here?
Split my f***ing fist so you know I'm

serious about it? I want you to have
some remorse for what the f*** you did.

That's what I want you to have.

I'm remorseful.

I'm hurting every f***ing day.

He seems like he's completely still in
love with her. Yeah. I just can't read

Trey, though.

She said they're working on being
friends again.

Yeah, but he's been saying that for a
while. I'm like, yeah, yeah. They're

working on being friends. They stay on
vacation working on being friends.

That's right.

Look at her.

You can't even look at her.

There's no other woman that affects me
the way that you do.

It wasn't just me. It was your kids.

My eight -year -old kids.

I'm trying to come back from this.

And we never talked about it. He just
came back like you were there the day

before. And that hurt me, Bob.

My kids.

So that's why, like, even with building
the chateau, it's something I have to do

for myself and for my kids because I
don't ever want to depend on a man

the man I was supposed to be able to
trust.

I feel like me being able to talk about
it and release it, it's going to do

something for me.

But as far as he and I,

it's over.

If you want to be compassionate towards
me, then be that person. But if you

choose not to, I can't do nothing to fix
how you feel about me. I've been

content with it for 10 years. You have
not done anything in 10 years. 10 years

ago, we separated.

I guess we taste that.

It's too choppy out there.

Oh, these ribs smell like they want me
to eat them.

Cynthia, the ribs are good?

They are good.

You're tearing that bone up.

I'm tearing that bone up. She went last
night.

For the sake of pretending, let's try to
have a good time with the rest of the

crew.

I'm not that woe -is -me kind of girl,
and I am willing to put on a big smile

for the rest of the trip.

I didn't realize so much

still bothered me, but I feel like I'm
finally getting closure on that part of

my life.

So you good? We're good for now.

That's good.

So you're in a good mood now.

So when we get back, ladies, I have a
little surprise for you later.

So I don't know what the guys are going
to do. You guys can hang out.

Curious to know what you got planned.

I'm still being Peter.

How are you guys doing? We're doing
good.

I see.

Girl, what is with this little fan?

Coming up next.

Phaedra just texted me back. She said,
with the host being the trifling woman

who was texting my husband, disgusting
and disgraceful.

I have flowers. This is nicely lit.

Yeah, that would be a penis.

Hopefully they don't laugh.

Hi, cutie. This is a finale

party for Cynthia and Phaedra.

Oh, my God.

So I do, I did.

Girl, I'm done.

I was not expecting that. It is so weird
how Kenya and Phaedra are

closer than Phaedra and I. But, okay,
divorce party.

This is going to be fun. I know. Ring -a
-ling -a -ling -a -ling -a -ling -a

-ling.

Can you open this down? Let's make it
here.

Hi.

Nice.

Yes. I had a divorce party for myself.

You have to mentally be at a certain
level.

I'm so happy. I am so happy. I am so
happy.

Neither one of them are divorced at this
point.

So on a divorce party, maybe a lot
premature.

So what we got going on here? Oh, my
God. Oh, Lord. Let me show you the cake.

It's red velvet, but it has this chain
so we can cut it.

You don't make me cry. Don't cry. This
is about moving forward.

I want to get divorced, but I don't want
to be like, hey, I'm getting divorced.

Let's have a divorce cake. Let's have
divorce balloons.

Don't you start. No, no, no. Don't you
start crying.

But I knew she had good intentions.

Let's get this last little hurrah in.

That's why I didn't grab you guys a
table real fast. So, table and some

over there.

That's a nice jacket, boss.

Yeah, that's some gangster right there.

I take Don Holy on the rocks.

Crown Royal, on the rock.

Kettle one, Tommy. Kettle one.

Kettle one.

Got it.

Hey, I tell you what, Peter, you was
getting a lot of affection out of her.

So you didn't double back after we booed
you, did you? I went to sleep and done

dealt with her in nine months.

That's that grown man restraint. Yeah.
Out of your life.

Hey!

We have so many fun games for you,
Cynthia.

We have, like, penises.

That you can pin on the hot guy.

There's going to be a hot guy?

Yeah, there's going to be a hot guy.

What are those for? Those balls.

Well, no, you have to pin it on the
donkey, but the donkey is a guy. Where

they go?

Oh,

those are his balls balls.

Oh my God, I put them in his butt or
something.

What?

Are those some balls?

I thought you had some butt balls. Stray
guys don't normally.

I mean.

I can't keep up with these girls
anymore. I mean, we got butt balls, yoni

scrambled eggs. We got all kinds of
stuff going on.

Where's that bride -to -be?

Wait a minute, I'm never getting married
again.

Okay, so do you want to do the honors
and cut it? Yeah.

Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it. I'm not
wifey material. Yes, you are wifey. Oh,

Cynthia. I promise I'm not. I like
being...

Together with someone, but I don't want
to be married.

To me, she never wanted the
responsibility of being a wife. But I

that. So, like, all of this friendly
talk, it's all nice, but I don't want to

put myself there because I'm extremely
emotional.

Hello!

Oh,

Cedra! Come on in!

Hi, Cedra!

You okay?

I'm feeling really sick.

We want you to feel better because we're
having a celebration for you and

Cynthia today.

It could be for Cynthia.

It's the I do, I did, I'm done. It's a
rebirth party.

So, yay!

No, no. I'm not interested in that. But
thank you. Okay. All right. We'll do

something else.

Let's...

the kiss the penis game, because I think
that's the silliest one. Oh, we're just

going to jump right up into that?

Yeah. Is that a penis? Is that a penis?

Okay,

I call penis lipstick when the party's
over.

Kiss his penis?

Yeah, but you can't touch it.

Okay, that's it, that's it.

All right, good.

Wow, that wasn't close.

Katie, you need to do better. He's your
hype.

These women are over here cackling like
hyenas, kissing cartoon penises, and

mocking the sacrament of marriage.

I want no part of this.

I got to find some ginger ale. I'm sick,
so I'm going to retire. You're going to

go randomly find some ginger ale?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm not buying any of that ginger ale I
cooked you. No.

No, ma 'am.

Oh, my God.

She's a twirling expert. I don't feel
like she's dizzy enough. I'm trying to

feel the energy of the penis.

Draw me to you, penis.

Draw me to you.

Come on, Portia.

Turn.

Turn.

All right.

Portia!

Stop playing.

You know you know how to find that
penis, girl.

So do you guys think Phaedra left
because she was uncomfortable?

No, she was, like, almost about to throw
up, so she's, like, sick for real.

It doesn't look well. Yeah.

And you guys are right. She's actually
upset.

Oh. About what? She said, I'm good, but
appalled that they would think the

breakup of a family is a cause for
celebration, and with the host being the

trifling woman who was texting my
husband, disgusting and disgraceful.

Are you? Serious? Why would she even say
something like that?

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I'm not trifling. That was trifling what
you did.

No, it was not.

You did what my husband said. That was
not true. And you cannot deny that.

She said, I'm Nepal, that they would
think the breakup of a family is a cause

for celebration and with the host.

being the trifling woman who was texting
my husband.

What? Disgusting and disgraceful.

Really? Oh, my God.

Like, I get the whole divorce party
thing, because I really wasn't, like,

the divorce party, but, like, why is she
bringing up the whole texting thing?

Like, as if to say I'm somehow
responsible for your marriage breaking

that's some bullshit.

Really, Phaedra?

After everything that we've been
through?

You want to take me back two years to
some bullshit?

You should stop texting me.

Stop texting me? You've been texting me.
Since we left Anguilla, you've been

trying to get with me.

And that's why I called her a whore. You
don't get what I've been through

because of the things that you've said.

I apologize to you.

It was a lie.

What I have been saying from the
beginning about your husband is the

I've never crossed a line with him.

Your slate is clean with me. From here
on out, I will never call you a whore

again.

I'm going to go check on her. All right.

That wasn't the results that you were
expecting.

Right.

Oh, my goodness.

Who is it?

Oh, Jesus. Yeah.

Girl, I thought about a room. We're
going to have a party in here.

Girl, if you were going to leave, you
could have gave me a little sign. Look.

Something. I ordered some pineapple
chips.

First of all, what the hell? You done
left me in the room kicking dicks on the

wall.

I was feeling bad, but I was just so
appalled. Do they not realize the

institution of marriage and what it
stands for? Like, who makes?

Light of that.

I understand what she's saying. You
know, she don't want to call it a

party. But it is what it is.

Five,

four, three, two.

I knew it was not going to last.

You can only be fake for so long.

But Phaedra should have said it to her
face.

That's a conversation that needs to be
had.

When I read your text, they mouths
dropped.

Mm -hmm.

It was so awkward, girl. They celebrate
destruction.

And I've made it very clear. I do not
care to speak to anyone outside of you

about anything going on with me
personally. Have you even told him that

final? Hell no. And I don't blame him.
What?

Oh, that's so crooked.

I told you don't get close to that
heifer. Maybe she's happy.

Maybe she can finally have a chance with
Apollo.

Child.

Who is that?

That's a pineapple juice. Turn up.
That's a pineapple juice. Turn up.

Hey. You scared me. I'm looking for
pineapple juice.

Oh. An actual pineapple soda. Oh, okay.
They brought a pineapple?

No. Kenya's here to talk to you.

Oh.

Portia, do you mind if I talk to Phaedra
alone?

All right.

I'm going to go to my room.

Thank you, baby. All right.

How are you feeling?

A little better. Just still got a lot of
gas.

That's why you're here?

I was appalled by the party.

I don't want to celebrate my children
losing their father.

It's just tacky.

Phaedra's not sick. She's sick in the
head. Two very different things.

It is a difficult time in a woman's
life, but you both chose to be divorced.

And it wasn't just for you. It was for
Cynthia, too.

I just felt with everything Phaedra's
been talking about that she would have

just... sat down and said, you know
what? I'm just not comfortable with it.

that's not how she really rolls.

She's good at holding in and putting on
a good face.

You've said so many times you are in the
best place that you've ever been. I

mean, it's more than just that because

In my marriage, you had a very
contentious part. Okay, well, I'm going

to stop you on that. First of all, I
know about the text that you sent, and

was disgusting.

What was disgusting? It was disgusting
because you called me trifling. You

called me a name, and I didn't deserve
that.

And you brought up something about...
The text. Yes, I'm not trifling. That

trifling what you did. Those text
messages happened over two... It doesn't

matter. Let me finish. I was married. Do
you blame me for your marriage breaking

up? No, I do not blame you, but I would
not want the person... Because that's

half of the problem I've had with you.

When I was married, Kenya continuously
flirted with my husband. You guys ever

role play?

Uh, no.

Phaedra, you might need to up your game
a little bit.

So no wonder she celebrates. It's just
on a whole nother level of kinky.

Don't try to deify me from whatever your
problems have been in your marriage.

Whatever you're trying to say I had a
thing in was probably a grain of sand.

She is blaming me for all her life woes.

Just when I was starting to trust her,
she turns around and stabs me right in

back. You are ugly for saying something
like that today. But it's the truth. And

you are not a real person. I'm a real
person. No, you are not being real. No,

I'm being very real. It was nasty.

You did send my husband a text. I asked
you to stop talking to my husband. You

should continue to talk to him. No,
that's not true. So you were

of my marriage. That was not true. And
you cannot deny that. Yeah, I can deny

that. No, you can't.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Well, we got Porsche back. I just
wanted to let everybody know that she

seems okay now.

So Kenya's up there with her now?

Yeah. You sit up on your high horse.

And you tell everybody, you know, let's
do this restoration thing.

Let me finish. I am talking. And you're
not going to interrupt me. Not today.

So, you're telling us, you know, we're
going to forgive everyone.

But I'm never going to forget.

And then the very person that tries to
bring us together tries to turn around

and do the opposite.

You know, when we were in the
Philippines, we actually prayed

God, we thank you, Lord, that there's a
healing.

Amen.

So would you like to pray together now?
My stomach hurts. Oh, your stomach

hurts? You don't have time for God?

No, I have plenty of time for God.

But maybe you can pray for yourself.

Shady Phaedra is the biggest hypocrite
out of all of these women. The only

that she has restored in me is knowing
that she is still as shady as she ever

was. On that note, you can dismiss
yourself.

Thank you, and I will definitely pray
for you. I'm sure there's a Bible around

here somewhere. I'm sure the pages are
empty in them.

Have a good night.

Excuse me.

We don't get any cake.

Oh, yeah, you got to cut the chain.

We're going to cut the chain?

Hello, hello, hello.

You went to go see Phaedra?

Yeah, I did. It didn't, I don't feel it
went well at all. Oh, no.

Yeah. For her, it's fresh.

This literally just happened like a week
ago.

See, she shared with you that her
divorce was final. She didn't share it

everybody else.

Well, this is news.

Apollo never said anything to Todd about
it being final. She kind of made it

seem like it wasn't final, that she was
still going through some...

Problem getting it finalized.

Somebody's at the door.

Oh,

it's the guys.

Oh, goodness.

The divorce party. How far is this?

Y 'all want some cake?

Wait, wait, wait. She wasn't feeling
well.

Y 'all know what? I am so glad that
everybody did come on this trip.

I have to say, the first day I wasn't
happy at all, but after that, things got

better. To sum up the Hawaii vacation, I
don't think that the trip did much for

friendship, but Portia Muschi's a liar!

You go, girl. Thank you. I appreciate
it.

Thank you, Candy Ann.

You know, I didn't think I was going to
have a good birthday, but my birthday

turned out to be okay. Even though you
didn't get any birthday booty?

No, I didn't get no birthday booty.

Did not. I did not.

It's still time.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Is the divorce final? Because Porsche
mentioned that it was final. Porsche

mentions a lot, doesn't he? Baby -nup
agreement?

Is that what we're talking about right
now? Do you literally think you can come

in my life and turn it upside down? It's
extortion.

Talk with me a little bit about the
agreement. This isn't the first time

idea has been ripped off, just like the
clay of mother's love.

I'm prepared for a lawsuit.

Before I met you, Matt, do you think I
was single and miserable?

Or do you think another mother would
come through the door? We didn't have

in my truck the other night because you
wanted to.

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