All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S9E13

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I think we should all go glamping. Go
glamping?

Why would I go on a trip with women who
are more angry than me?

You must have been in somebody's closet
or still in one.

These bitches are just nasty.

Hi, we're all friends.

Very nice to meet you, Hazel. Oh, hi,
Hazel. Thank you. What are you doing

Miss Diva?

I don't recall telling everyone that
they could invite Lottie Dottie and

everybody. We are headed to the
campsite. The first night is going to be

and tough. Rough and tough?

What's the glam part of this camping?

That will be tomorrow with Kenya. I'm
very open to the fact that I'm anger

management. You weren't that open if we
asked you about it and you didn't want

to talk about it. I feel like I was
being attacked as well as asked the

question. Oh my God.

That's some bullshit like everything
else.

You can't always get what you want, but
I can.

I'm too blessed to be stressed and too
sick to be thirsty.

Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is
ready to walk it alone.

Now that I've got my ace, I have a full
house.

I give the people what they want, and
they always want more.

Don't call it a comeback.

Call it a takeover.

brought up anger management voluntarily
can you have a way with your words and

you do know don't worry about kenya
that's what you need to do watch your

okay how about that i am all right well
at the end of the day how is anger

management going child it's going fine
that's good that's good honestly that is

a good and i think in this group
communication is hard a lot of times

talk about very sensitive stuff we're
all very strong in our personality

Can y 'all just say, I love you, sister?

I love everybody.

Maybe the fire is coming. The campfire.
Come on, y 'all. Play the tune.

Lord, we're going to have fun.

Y 'all ready?

Well, baby, you go first. Test out the
mosquitoes out there first. Let me go

test them out. Let me get this peach
booty.

We have finally arrived at the camp, and
I'm just hoping that this fresh air

will tame the wild animals I brought
with me. Hi, how are you? I'm good. My

is Phaedra, and I'm checking in with my
girlfriends, and I think we've got some

rooms. Yes, ma 'am, you do.

This is what we're going to do. I only
planned for six.

ladies, so some of you will have to bunk
up.

I don't think that you'll mind staying
with your sister.

You might want to stay with Kenya.

What? I came with Kenya. Oh, Lord, I'm
sorry. Well, either one.

I'm not sharing with nobody.

I have gas problems.

No one wants to share with me.

It's really bad.

We're going to check in, and then we're
going to get enough for this evening,

and we're going to rough it tonight with
our own team.

What kind of animals are on this site?
It really depends.

Squirrels. Deers. Deers.

Snakes don't like it when it's a lot of
noise.

But when we're asleep, there's no noise.

Ain't no way in hell I'm sleeping in a
tent.

Bears and shit. I don't want to sleep
outside.

Y 'all can follow me. Let's follow.

You got a guest in the bed. I'm not
sleeping with Marlo's fart. Not Marlo's

fart.

We already got a room right here.

What's the point of going in the tent?

We are glamping. The campsite is only a
stone's throw away from the cabin.

I think one night outside of our comfort
zone might just be the prescription the

doctor ordered.

Ladies, get everything you need for...
tonight and we're on to camping what do

we wear loose comfortable clothes you
can leave your underwear your bra

you don't need really what we don't need
this is not glamping this is not vip

this is more like be white girl bye oh
my god i'm never coming on

a trip like this again this is awful oh
this is real log cabin

You need to spread out some lifestyle,
and I got some bleach wipes. You brought

some? Yep. You is breaking. I'm itching
already.

Hold on.

You're just putting on your chin. No, I
got a cold.

Tonight, hopefully, is fun.

I hope there's no more drama.

You said, ask Marla.

Marla, you want to ask Marla?

I don't want to say any names, but some
of the girls say that one of the other

girls...

Dip in the lady pond.

I did not say no names, Marlo. I'm not
saying

any names.

I don't know if I should say something.
Of course, this person doesn't know that

the other person is saying, you know,
these kind of things. I just want them

have these conversations.

Amongst each other. This trip is
supposed to be about us girls bonding.

can't go to the next level unless we put
it all on a table. I like both of them.

But I feel like they talk behind backs.

And they all kind of, you know, stuff.

But when they get in each other's face,
they're kiki and, you know, like

everything's fine. I'm like, did you
just say X, Y, Z? You know what I'm

I would say something to both of them.
And say, hey, I wasn't trying to be a

mess when I see you're kiki in her face.

I mean, I just feel like, is it true? I
want to know. Because I heard it.

Oh, my gosh.

So we're going to have service out here
by the tent.

This is not about service. This is about
women of the wilderness taking on the

night. Our camping expert, Steve, has
helped us, and he has hopefully finished

putting up everyone's tent.

I've been camping a few times, so I've
pitched a couple of tents.

But I'd love to see if these girls can
pitch a tent that you actually sleep in,

not on top of.

All right, ladies, I think we are here.

Are y 'all ready to conquer the
wilderness?

Excuse me. All right, so let's go see
what we got, ladies.

Dave, is that you?

Is that you? I'm Jason.

Oh, my gosh. Give me a hug.

Is y 'all ready to rough it?

Why is there only... one tent erect?

Because you got to build yours.

How long does it take to put up a tent?

Took me five minutes.

Okay, that's not long.

I don't want to read. No instructions.

You just tell me what to do, Lauren.
Okay, so what are we doing? You push it

down. I'm pushing it which way? Into the
hole.

There's no way I would be able to sleep
out here. I'm telling you, you're going

to rest like a baby. That Chanel is
going to be the furthest thing in your

Look, Portia. He is the man.

You need to attach it to that.

the moment where they eat people because
they out there on the mountain.

I just thought we was glamping, luxury.

I should have had on a sweatshirt,
sneakers.

What did I just touch? What happened?

I don't know.

You girls are still working?

Trey, I want to know if you can help me
put my air mattress together since you

have so much experience with them.

You can't believe everything you read,
girl.

Ms. Twirl need to twirl her ass over to
that fire.

And fall.

Trip, bitch.

Woo -hoo!

Thank you, Steve.

You know I'm going to do this more.

Okay, well hook me up with one.

Okay, so does everybody feel
accomplished because we all got our

Great. I'm excited for the act of Milo.
Is it tonight?

We're going to do it tonight.

Well, she may not be here tomorrow.

Oh!

I'm pretty hesitant.

to talk about who started the rumor
about candy because honestly, that's not

something I want to pray.

I've been biting my tongue and holding
it in this entire time.

So Marlo, how do you bring chicness to
the wild?

Oh, that's the first ask Marlo question?

Yes. Look at her now.

I can't take it. I know, she got
everything. She didn't bling out the

actually sat at your house and put these
stones.

On this bottle or off?

Girl, you got a lot of time on your
hands.

Okay, what's on trim besides camel toe?

A choker.

Yeah, chokers are big. And lashes put on
correctly.

Kenya, I'm going to recommend something
to you. Even though you didn't ask me,

get better lashes because you got them
too thick and they too big.

Oh, Lord.

Was that a read?

Because I don't feel red.

I have a question.

Okay, what?

Marlo, you said you're not friends with
Kenya anymore.

Girl, you know we have not spoken to
each other. Oh, yeah, you did say y 'all

had some type of little drama going on.

Kenya, would you like to comment on
that? Maybe you can ask Kenya.

Let's ask Marlo.

Kenya and I are not close anymore due
to, um, she didn't invite me to her

birthday party nor her housewarming.

So I took it kind of personal. We
already talked about that. I am so sorry

I didn't invite you to my housewarming.

When a person shows you who they are,
you have to believe them. No, because

that's not who I am, and I'm not going
to accept that.

That bitch.

Before the party, did y 'all have some
issues?

We've never had any issues before the
party. Besides, I mean, I just knew she

was cool, but after the birthday, I'm
like, whoa.

Really? This is what we're doing?

If you guys were one's friends, and
she's saying she's hurt, why would you

there and say she doesn't matter? I've
already addressed this charade. I

apologized multiple times. What do you
want from me? You have not apologized

multiple times.

You're so miserable.

Them earrings are a disaster.

Your lashes are a damn disaster.

You need a dermatologist.

You can't keep a broke man. Bitch, shut
up.

Bitch? Why are you talking about your
self -love?

I did not need s'mores and hot dogs. I
needed some popcorn, baby, so I could

be... Let her know how you feel, Marlo.

If a person's mother don't want to be
bothered with them, you know something.

All right.

But it's the truth, though. That's how
you know she's evil.

Coming up next.

So, are you divorced yet?

Almost. I thought when you go to jail
that you could get a divorce within 60

days. What is she trying to hide?

If a person's mother don't want to be
bothered with them, you know something

wrong with her. All right. Marla, just
shut up. Nobody want to hear this

disgusting. I don't even want to talk
about what I would do if somebody said

that to me about my mama. Y 'all already
know how I am. I don't even want to go

there. Come on, girl. You don't have to
hit like that.

Guys, okay, so. You want my lifestyle?

I don't want you. your lifestyle.

Nobody wants to be a prostitute.

This kumbaya mama just turned into Kanye
West meets Taylor Swift.

That mother don't want to be bothered
with her curse. Your mom, your mom, your

mom. I talk about what I want. Why? She
always trying to hurt other people. A

mother don't want to be bothered with
her curse. That mean you evil. You're

evil. All right.

All right. So we came out here for unity
and sisterhood as women.

It cannot be acceptable to call each
other hoes and bitches and prostitutes.

you're selling it and you get some money
for it, hey, it's your business, I

don't care.

But at the end of the day, we have to
make a conscious effort to change.

You're right, Phaedra, you're right.

We see what you're saying and we
acknowledge it. I think we all do,

Okay, so we got that point, and thank
you for making it. Even though I have

of these lesbian rumors sitting here,
We're not going to bring up no lesbian

stuff. We're trying to become one.

Tomorrow, let's try some team building.
Okay.

And positivity.

I'd be scared of this team.

Let's walk on faith tomorrow.

How do we get home now? I know.
Seriously.

Come on, everybody. Get up.

Wake up, you sleepyhead.

I slept like a good, full baby in my
tent, and I just feel totally refreshed.

I slept awful.

I don't even know if I slept. I'm just
grateful that nothing crawled on me and

bit me.

Come on, undercover lover.

Where's Marlo?

Marlo left. Marlo found a rich car.
Right.

Marlo walked back to the cabin in the
middle of the night by herself.

This is some real wood.

If I ever become Lord Jesus, I'm going
to take off.

They go crazy.

Y 'all ready?

Yeah. You ready?

All right.

After a wonderful night in the
wilderness, the ladies and I are going

back to the cabin. And we're going to
let Jason dismantle all of these tents

because, honey, these ladies are
definitely not able to dismantle

beyond their wigs.

It's been real.

Yes, sir.

Hey, little boy.

That man's painting my face. You want to
go get your face painted?

I want Wolverine. You want Wolverine?

Well, let's go get him a face painting
line.

There's always a moment with nature.
This is so nice.

Oh, this is awesome.

Oh, look.

Look.

Oh, there's some sweet tea over there.

Hey, look at this view.

Isn't it gorgeous?

Yes. Hey, ladies.

Hi.

She's on trend. She's got a camel toe
out.

Oh, whatever.

I had to move my book bag for the camel
toe. Eat it up, baby.

Hey.

Hi, ladies.

Hey, good morning. Hey, how are you?
Last night at the bonfire was tragic.

And I just want to make today all about
being positive and having fun. And I'm

not going to pay Marlo any mind.

Enough people pay her for her services.

Excited about today and all your
activities?

I'm going to go ahead and bring out some
salads. Let's get started. We eat

everything. So I'm glad you guys had a
decent sleep last night. No, no, no.

Somebody was missing this morning.

I had to come back to the cabin, you
guys.

You walked back by yourself? I walked
back. My stomach was really bad.

And I mean, I had flat tummy tea.

I had, it was just.

Okay, that's too much.

Well, yesterday we roughed it. So today
I'm taking over and we're going to have

some really fun, cool activities.

Phaedra asked me to plan a second day of
glamping. And of course I want to

because I have tons of fun things that I
want to do. And none of them involve

assembling a tent.

So we're just going to reset from
yesterday and have some fun.

We need some fun. That's last night.

Hey,

Phaedra, I got to ask.

So are you divorced yet?

Almost. Where are you in the process?
Like, very close to then. When did you

file? How long ago did you file? Oh,
almost a year ago. No offense, but I

thought when you go to jail that you
could get a divorce within, like, 30 to

days. No, not, that's not automatic.

When you go to jail, you can get... If
the person you're with goes to prison,

like, it's supposed to be, like, 60
days.

Oh,

I didn't know that. When Shady Feifei
says that she's in the process of

the divorce paper...

Like, girl, what does that mean? It's
been quite a bit of time. What is she

trying to hide?

But he was contesting it, though. He did
not want the divorce.

No, he didn't want it. Normally that's
true, but he didn't want it. Yeah, he

didn't want it. I don't remember Candy
ever attending college, so I think I'm

probably more well -versed on the law
than she is.

But I'm glad she's reading. I have a
little bit of an update on my divorce.

Uh -oh. It actually is probably going to
wrap up.

Pretty soon.

Wow. I will be single.

That's the best support I've ever heard.

No. And it's weird because he opted not
to be at the settlement signing. For me,

that was going to be my big closure
goodbye moment, like when we signed the

paper. Separate is tougher.

I don't know. I started crying because
I...

Because it was like, I was like, okay,
so this is it? Like, I'm never going to

see it? Like, I'm okay. You sure? Yeah,
I'm good. It's okay to cry. Cry on it. I

like to mentally prepare myself for
situations, and it just kind of caught

off guard, you know?

No, I'm not going to cry.

Thank you.

Thank you. It makes me feel sad that
Peter doesn't want to be at a divorce

settlement signing. I mean, I'm not
saying it's going to be such a great

but I just feel like we owe each other
that face -to -face to say goodbye.

You're fabulous.

You're going to find a new husband.
You're going to be happy. No, I don't

I'm going to get married again. Oh,
don't say that. You will.

Yes, you will. You can find that again,
Cynthia.

Don't let your divorce take nothing from
you. You're a gorgeous woman. You

already know that. But what you do got
to do through all the confusion is keep

your heart open.

I think with all of us, we're just
figuring it out as we go, and we just

let our hearts lead us. You're going to
be good.

Everyone is truly making me feel good
and lifting my spirit.

Most of the ladies have either gone
through a divorce or going through a

divorce. So I really feel like in this
moment in time, all these ladies really

want the best for me.

We don't keep everything on a happy
note, so let's go celebrate and have

fun. I'm going to switch clothes really
quick, you guys. Outfit change.

Coming up next.

She

don't

know my business. I know her.

excited to get these ladies up and
moving. I am going to put the amp in

glamping. Let's turn up. Turn up for
what?

Yes.

There's snakes and everything in there.

Snakes? Hell yeah, these snakes are in
that damn water.

This is disgusting.

I'm itching just thinking about it. I am
not surprised that Kenny has no problem

getting into dirty water with fellow
snakes, but this is not my idea of

glamping. Let's get on some light, Beth.

Things just laying around?

Oh, hell no.

Ooh, is that mold?

It's not mold. It's just a
discoloration.

Well, she would be a mold specialist
since more manner was covered in it when

she first bought it.

All right, you ready?

Oh, it had to touch my booty first. Go,
Portia, go.

She's very wild with it. Portia, wild
with it, baby.

All right, come on.

Hey, Portia.

Backstroke? Back paddle?

Not back paddle.

Where'd it go?

What is Marlo doing, baby? We got to
reverse. Marlo, reverse it. Reverse it.

Reverse it.

Oh, Lord.

Come on. Paddle. I was basically being
paddled around the boat.

I was there for the port.

Be careful.

Oh, my God. We don't have it. No, no,
no.

I'm too tall for this.

Hold on. No, no, no, no.

punch a hole through that damn boat.

stinks in this. I'm like sitting on
nasty water.

I'm done. I will cheer you guys on from
the pavement.

My feet are soaking wet. Y 'all know I'm
like no water near my vagina that ain't

got chlorine in it.

Exactly. I'm sitting on nasty water. Y
'all read the back of it? The back?

What'd it say? It said weight limit 750
pounds. Y 'all were over.

Ew. Ew.

We tried.

When God talks, you gotta listen to him.
Yeah, I know that's right.

Clearly, Sharae will not be getting an
invite to Lake Bailey to go kayaking or

anything that involves water that is not
running at her fault. So I'm glad y

'all had a good time. So now we have
something else. It's not over. If Sharae

afraid of this little dirty water, she
is going to pee her pants when I show

what I have in store for her next.

So I have a surprise for everyone.

You guys look all the way up.

You see the top where that one line is
coming?

Free fall.

Everyone has to go to the top. Y 'all
ready? I'm not going to be able to do

I really don't feel well. Yes, you can.
Stop psyching yourself out. I'm feeling

dizzy. I'm going to stay at the bottom
and just watch y 'all come down. Yeah, I

just want to be cheering. I'm going to
just sit right there and do that.

Drop.

Fall.

Drop.

Fall. I am so afraid of heights, but I
overcome it. You just have to do it. I

so not jumping.

I will run up. Y 'all want to run up the
stairs? We can run up the stairs. If

you like to chase people, just chase me.
I'm going. Come on. Let's go. Here I

come. Go.

Go, girl. Go. Here I come.

Girl, bye.

Have fun, guys.

Let's go.

Oh, this is really steep.

It's always hard to get to the top.

That's why everybody don't make it.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Power
Free Fall. We are 100 feet off the

here. Oh, my gosh.

Who's going first, girls?

I'm going to go first.

You ready to rock?

As my attorney, Phaedra, do you have any
additional questions?

Well, since you signed a waiver.

You're hooked into me, so don't jump
yet. She'll take me with you. Oh, my

Is she panicking?

Kenya, we got you covered with the blood
of Jesus.

Come on, Kenya.

Oh, my God. I'm scared.

You got it, warrior woman.

Oh, you're the team leader. You got
this. Let's do it.

I'm not mad at anybody that wants to do
the free fall, but I don't test Jesus.

If he wanted me to fly, he would have
gave me wings.

How do you feel, Kenya?

I feel perfect. You can do it. Hold on.
Here I go.

I'm just going to get it over with.

Come on, Candy. I got this. Go, Candy.
Go.

Go.

I kind of float it down, you know?

You know, just floating.

Porsche, are you going?

No.

You got it, Porsche.

I'm going down.

You can do it.

Are you ready? Oh, my god.

Don't be scared. You got it. It's too
much.

It's not. You got it. You got it. Stop
looking down. Just step out on faith.

Step out, boo.

I don't like free falls.

I don't like jumping up high. I don't
even like damn seesaws.

don't want to do this

my feet touched the ground, I said, he
did it.

Thank you, Jesus.

And I do appreciate all these ladies
supporting me. You guys did amazing!

Yes! So proud of all of you.

Portia, I must say, I'm very proud of
you and Kenya. Both of y 'all was teary

-eyed up there, but y 'all made it work.

We all took that step.

And if we didn't take it, we supported
each other. Good work, team. Good work,

team.

Coming up next.

I've just been hearing things. I want to
know.

Candy, are you a lesbian?

You think the girls are going to
appreciate this? Honey, we were like in

on the ground yesterday.

I think they're going to get their life.

Today was a huge success, and I know
everyone is pumped from having such a

time, and I want to just end it with a
beautiful dinner where we can all just

eat beautiful food and be fabulous.

Hello, how are y 'all? This is so
pretty. This is gorgeous.

Hi, ladies.

Thank you.

The boobies are out.

Did you guys have fun today? Oh, today
was so fun. What a difference that

wilderness made. Maybe we should go and
sleep there tonight.

Oh, yeah. You can sleep there tonight.

I already checked that off my list, y
'all. I'm good on sleeping in a tent.

Hey. Hi, y 'all. How are you guys?

Hi, y 'all. How are you guys? Thank you.

Hi. All right.

Hi. You feel flat.

Now, who are we missing?

Oh, Marlo and Sheree. Yeah. Yeah, Sheree
had to take an extra long bath because

she was in the water that people pee in
and parasites that people pee in. No,

she was really flipping out in the
water.

Sheree talked all this mess. She talked
about how tough she is and is barking

all of the time like a pit bull.

She looked like a chihuahua. Where is
Sheree and Marlo? Sheree and Marlo.

Marlo's got to make an appearance. She's
been waiting on this bland moment.

There they are.

Yes, I see some thighs.

Is that a fur?

Oh, my God.

Oh, Lord, I love it.

Did Marlo actually bring this fur, or
did she get in a fight with a black

Revenant style.

This is what I'm talking about. Would
you guys like some wine or some

Yes, we could have some champagne.

Why don't we bless the food?

Phaedra, do you want to do the honors?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Hold hands, ladies.

God, we thank you for a wonderful trip
and wholeness and happiness.

We ask that you bless this food. In
Jesus' name we pray. Amen.

Amen.

Well, the aluminum foil isn't glam,
but... Sheree, it was

so funny. We were talking about you
before you came out. We all thought that

were so adventurous.

I am adventurous, but I don't do the
outdoorsy woods and all that.

And then I don't do the dirty water
thing.

Clearly.

I was worried about a yeast infection
because we got the water. We were

in the water.

I'm just surprised. Surprised I don't
want to get a yeast infection.

Bitch,

I don't want no pink eye. I don't want
no yeast infection.

I don't want a rash. If that determines
if I'm adventurous or not, then I guess

I'm not.

I think what I enjoyed most today was
just having fun.

I feel good.

Like, I enjoy smiling with everybody and
just, like, it was just good.

Yeah. And I hope that we can, like, have
many, many more like that. Yeah. I hope

it stays this way.

Sisterhood is good.

It's good.

And I just want to address Marlo about
yesterday.

I don't want to really talk about the
exchange, where it went and all that

because it was very disturbing and I
don't think anybody would want to relive

that. But I think that there is a
definite difference between when you

intend to hurt somebody and then when
you actually do try.

I really was very upset that I had hurt
you and I do apologize.

Oh, that was so sweet. I'm about to cry.
Your apology is accepted.

And I definitely apologize for some of
the mean things I said last night.

Thank you. But I was hurt, and that's
still not an excuse. But I'm truly

And the things I said were awful.

I loved it.

But I will proceed with Constance.

See, you had to give a dig at the end.

You just couldn't let it be. Because you
had on the orange dress, and I just

saw, like, a caution sign.

Okay. Even though my friendship with
Marlo will never be the same, I'm just

going to think positive and move on with
my life, and hopefully she finds some

peace. I am not trying to beat a dead
horse or whatever that is on Marlo's

shoulders. Well, this was a great
conflict resolution.

Since we're still on the right path, I
want us to stay on the right path.

Oh, God. Because everyone seems like
we're being sincere.

Everyone's being real. They're
empowering the sisterhood thing. And I

that there's still fakeness at this
table.

They're still talking behind each
other's back.

Sheree, you probably are going to be
upset with me, but I don't know.

Oh, my God. Excuse me? Now, what am I
going to tell you? You're not going to

kill me. I don't think so. But I have a
question.

I'm going to ask you candy.

Oh, God.

Why is she bringing me up right now?

I thought we had been getting along
pretty good.

I've just been hearing things. I want to
know.

Candy, are you a lesbian?

What?

Marla, what? Because I've heard that,
and someone at this table has been

behind her back saying she's a lesbian
in the closet.

Who? Who said that?

Coming up next.

I've never done anything more than what
she has done.

You don't know anything about what I've
done.

Baby girl, I know what you have done, so
let's not do that.

Candy.

Are you a lesbian?

What?

Because someone at this table has been
saying she's a lesbian in the closet.

What?

Where did that come from?

Who is saying that? Tell me. Okay.

First of all, that was a private
conversation.

In a conversation, I told you that I
would like to talk to them separately.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Y 'all can't just
put that out there and then don't tell

me. I am not a lesbian. I truly love my
husband, and I really, truly love his

dick, okay? What was that?

I... I'm not naming names.

Oh, my God. Uh -uh.

No, Trey, you cannot do that.

Really, Trey?

Say the name.

Yeah.

Okay,

let's do it like this. Does anyone want
to say that they said that Candy is a

lesbian?

Y 'all are too much.

No one said anything.

Fader's over there, quiet as a church
mouth, drinking the wine like it's

communion. And Portia's like, who said
it? Who said it? Girl, did you need a

mirror or something?

If it was like a joke or if it wasn't,
then you should still be able to say

whatever it was.

So, Portia, you and I were having a
conversation.

Me?

Wait, wait, hold on. Tell me what you're
saying.

You? Hold on, let me hear what you're
trying to say.

Give me some wine. She talking about the
person talking about Shady to fess up

and it's you.

Oh, hell no.

Miss Free Cold 2017 is trying to call
somebody else out.

I'm done.

Talk about a dramatic turn.

Oh, God.

Please, Charay, please.

Please.

Okay. Okay, go ahead now.

Candy, remember the conversation about
Block where Portia said she didn't sleep

with him? Okay. You were adamant about
the fact that she did sleep with him.

Okay. So I jokingly said, well, how does
Candy know for a fact? I said maybe...

She was in the closet, girl. She was
peeking out the little peephole in the

closet. Portia, you said... Oh, it's
still in one.

Okay, that's none of my business. So
you're saying I insinuated that she was

lesbian, but I didn't say that she was a
lesbian. Exactly. Were you insinuating

that?

I don't remember exactly what we were
talking about.

I'm trying to figure out why I would say
she was coming out of the closet or

whatever we were talking about. I'm
trying to figure that out.

You said it? I don't know.

That's what we're trying to figure out.

What I say in my shady moment is
something that was brought to the table

now. But at the same time, all y 'all
talk about each other behind y 'all

You just have to be the only one who
carry it back. Yes, I said that. You

she said this about me, so I made my
little comment. It was what it was.

why didn't you just watch it when she
first brought it up? You sat up here

whole time and was at it like...

It was shade.

That's what it was. Now she's able to
recall the whole conversation.

She should have just shut up. She should
have been doing the same thing Phaedra

was doing over there, sipping the hell
out that dang old wine. Somebody was

nervous.

When I was talking to Sharae, we were
talking about the fact that you were

talking about my sex life, period.

I had never talked to her about your sex
life. I just said that y 'all dated.

But Portia told me one time that he said
some negative stuff about me to her.

Portia used to kick it with the baby
daddy. Yeah, she used to kick it with

You told me that she told you, well, she
dated Block and, oh, she had sex with

Block. No, no, no, no. I said.

She did not have the conversation. She
said you used to date Block, too. Wait a

minute. You used to sleep with Riley's
dad?

And you said, out of your mouth, I
didn't sleep with him.

And then Kenny cleared it up for her.

She had to clear it up. I didn't say
anything behind your back.

At the end of the day, you did have sex
with him. And it's just like, I didn't

say that to her, though. I didn't say
anything crazy about you.

This is deflecting. I'm not deflecting
anything.

I said that I said it. If I said it was
shady, that was me being shady.

But at the same time, everybody said
their little shade when it was me, you,

Faye talking.

WPF. Listen, now.

It should not have been repeated,
because I know how to keep a secret. But

you guys are getting around each other
and smiling and kiki -ing, I mean, I

think it's fake. I mean, who knew that
Charay took a log of every conversation

and brings it to a table to start drama?
But that's what messy people do. Job

well done.

You can think that that's fake, Charay,
but you came back with the phone, and it

was not clear on what you were saying.
My phone was very clear. That's my

personal business on what I want to
speak on my life.

What's it have to do with somebody being
a lesbian, though?

But you felt the need to carry the bone,
did you not? I sure did. I carry all

the bones.

I'm the bone carrier.

I'm the bone carrier.

She got a whole bag of bones.
Absolutely.

Is any more bones coming on the table
tonight? Let's hope not.

I'm trying to remember.

It's so stupid how Portia allows things
to become a bigger deal than when it

needs to be because she does everything
to cover up instead of just owning

things. Oh, God.

I can't take her, for real. I can't.
With that being said, I'm very much so

married and happy with my man. As far
as, like, women's situation, I mean, if

you really want to know, yes, I have
tried it. Yes, I have.

But believe me, I'm not the only one at
this table who has.

Ooh! Have you ever been with a woman
before, Portia? That's my personal

business. I've never done anything more
than what she has done. Whatever!

Let's be clear on that.

It means nothing.

You don't know anything about what I
have done. You don't know anything about

what I have done.

I know what you have done.

Oh, baby girl, I know what you have
done, too. So let's not do that.

Let's not even do it. Because if you
want to run it, we can.

Yes, we can.

Whatever. She don't know my business. I
know hers.

I don't like the fact that people like
to talk shit about people for doing

stuff. Just done it themselves.

Yeah, that makes me mad, Sarah.

It's so irritating to me. But thank you
for letting me know.

Thank Marla, please.

Thank you, Marla.

You're welcome. Thank you.

I'm strictly dicky, though.

Coming up next.

If she gets drunk, she becomes an
aggressive lesbian.

Uh -uh, not aggressive.

Like, seriously.

Oh, girl, I can't believe she tried to.

I can't believe that either.

Sharae, what the hell, girl?

I told your ass it was private. I
probably shouldn't have said nothing

Don't you feel better?

No. They gonna be like, Sharae is so
messy.

Sharae is just a mess box.

Not a mess box. She is. She's just
messy.

You have set yourself in a group to be
the messy one and be one to go and carry

a bomb.

I do this.

I was like, no, Sheree, you're going to
have to say who it is or whatever.

Portia. She's sitting there like, what's
she have to say yet? You can't make

that up. She was going too hard for
somebody that, the person who said it. I

know, when she said that, it made me
think, what, did I say it?

Seriously,

in my mind, I'm like, surely it's not
Portia.

Like, this bitch right here knows she
get more than a little bit.

Pager was sweating bullets.

I didn't like how it turned into, I
haven't done more than what you've done.

Yeah, what was all of that?

She was like, I haven't done no more
than you. And I'm like, well, tell me

I've done, girl, because you don't know
nothing about me.

I mean, she's definitely hooked up with
women, definitely.

If she gets drunk, she becomes an
aggressive lesbian.

Right. Like, seriously.

You don't know none of my business, but
I know yours.

Right. And now you're going to force me
to put that on the table. I don't want

to be forced into these.

It's like I get snowballed into messier,
messier, and messier. I know a lot

about Ms. Burris. So I hope that this
misunderstanding stays here in the woods

and doesn't follow us back to the city.
Because if it goes any deeper, I may be

forced to open my mouth.

Until you're ready to speak your truth
and be true to who you are, don't.

don't want to put horses business out
there but it feels like she's trying to

put mine out there so girl you open up a
can of worms i want to say for the

record i know it's gonna get worse still
to come on this

season of the real housewives of atlanta
are you ready now

you tell me you ain't ready to step into
your new life

Uh -oh.

We are in Bali.

We did it.

It's not going to happen today.

Wait a minute. I can't live in here. I
spent all this money in this goddamn

house. I'm about to get really pissed. I
got it back together.

Ten carats, pink diamond. I think I'm
doing something big today.

The divorce is final.

Does he know?

She told me everything was put on hold.

So you say she tried to trick you? Hell
yeah. There's a lot of shit that people

don't know.

What is this? I'm pregnant.

This is extortion.

You want me to clip my wrist so you know
I'm serious?

Can I do this?

OMG!

Nice to meet you, lady.

This is Apollo's girlfriend, soon -to
-be Miss Snyder.

It just felt like sabotage.

I didn't know she was coming. That don't
make it right.

She said, disgusting with the host being
the trifling woman who was texting my

husband. Let me finish. I am talking.
Girl, you better change that. You was

kissing me in the closet. I'm not into
teacups. Short and stout, bitch.

Like, this is five years in a meeting.

Church of Chateau Charest.

Chateau Charest? What the hell? Hi.

Your husband doesn't have a job right
now, so worry about that. Bitch, you

to be me. You want to have a baby.

I'm not a duck like your lip.

Phaedra, she said I had a sex dungeon.
It doesn't exist.

This is bullshit. Don't come at me about
my business if you don't want your ass

off. Don't tip me.

Let's hold down for a second. Put that
out there about me. You took everything

in me.

You're not going to choke this bitch.

You better watch out.

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