All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S9E12

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Camera, action.

Go Vegas!

Wow! Y 'all wanna learn how to twirl?

Thank you for giving me an experience
like I was a little kid again.

And I got my spoon back.

I think we should all go glamping.
Sometimes on trips things happen.

Is the point of what you're saying
you're scared of me?

Portia's the only person in this group
that's had three physical altercations.

Some of the girls are a little
concerned.

for their safety.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

You are now looking at the proud owner
of a beautiful lake house.

This guy walking up is dangerous.

Don't let him in the car.

He just hit me.

You can stop cursing at me too, Candy. I
don't know why you're so damn

aggressive with me right now.

Oh, Lord. Oh, my God.

You can't always get what you want, but
I can.

I'm too blessed to be stressed and too
sick to be thirsty.

Life is a runway, and Cynthia Bailey is
ready to walk it alone.

Now that I've got my ace, I have a full
house.

I give the people what they want, and
they always want more.

Don't call it a comeback.

Call it a takeover.

How are you?

Good. Looking for a cute little old
lady?

Um... You looking for what?

Hey, cutie!

Look at you in these little pants.

We both have red hearts. You're trying
to give up a camel toe.

Despite the fiasco at dinner the other
night and Portia warning me about

becoming friends with Kenya... You got a
fake friend. And I love and I care

about you. But you need to watch how you
land her back in your life.

I'm going to make sure that Twirl is on
her best behavior so that Porsche will

join us in the wilderness.

Oh, my God. What, what, what?

Look. Oh, my.

Now, the last time I went camping, I had
an automatic toilet. The closest we

have is a shovel. It's called iBoot.

Okay.

Really, bitch? Beautiful green handle.
Oh, beautiful.

There is nothing glamorous about
carrying a shovel around to hide your

No, I can hold it. I will eat peanuts
the whole time.

Hey. Hi. Come on in.

Thank you. Good to see you again.

Good to see you too.

Please have a seat.

Thank you.

Busy day?

Busy day. So, last time you were here,
we gave you some homework.

What came from the homework?

I ended up going to lunch with this
group of girls, and I was tested.

Do you think that this trip is even
going to happen after the other night?

Are you on medication?

Oh, no, no, no, damn medication.

Don't you come at me like that. Did you
get a certificate? Don't do that.

I just hate that we never got dinner
because it just went awry. It just

so out of the blue. Like, it wasn't out
of the blue now, can you? Because you

know you was there with your match.

We've got to learn first how to act in
public.

Because I was embarrassed sitting at the
table with us acting like we were urban

crazy street fighters.

I'm from the urban area. I don't, you
know, act crazy.

That's an unfair generalization of a
group of people. You need to do the

on that. Yeah, you need to.

Anchor management clearly isn't working
if you are not in a place where you can

share. It sounds like that you're being
bullied right now.

You know, I had a friend there.

which was Phaedra.

When I was sitting at that table, I
couldn't hear my friend saying anything

necessarily felt like I had, like, a
strong back right then. The people in

circle, they are not true support
systems.

I feel like sometimes, you know, people
are attacking Portia. That's not an

attack. So please don't use that word.
That just makes me want to just go hang

myself with one of these damn ropes in
here.

I'm sure one of them is long enough.

So how did you handle that situation?

I said, well, hold on, cut all of it.

Are you saying you're scared of me?

As soon as I said that, this little girl
who was four foot two went off.

Take that ass somewhere else with that
boy. You're the one talking to me. I

wasn't even talking to you crazy.

Now that I was like, okay, I need to
leave the table. And I walked out.

I have to say, Candy going off and
acting a fool like that, she's had some

feelings towards me here lately that I
cannot explain.

Maybe we should go and all go naked.

Naked and afraid? Yes. I will be afraid
to see a lot of you naked.

So when you finally got out of the
situation, what were your thoughts?

Why in the hell would I go on a trip
with women who are, number one, more

than me? This is the thing. I think if
we say we're going to give people a

chance, we got to be compassionate.
You're talking about compassion.

We're talking about a group that we've
all been hanging out. We all say we

have a problem with each other. But then
you then come back and say you do have

a problem. So I just think that it just
might not.

be a good situation for her yet.

I think that maybe this trip might be
good for you. A lot of times we have to

able to get through the muck in order to
get to what's really good.

So for me going on a trip with them, I
would need to bring somebody with me or

it's just not going to happen.

I would think that you should bring a
support system because it's a support

system to help you to fight when people
are throwing shade, for lack of a better

word. And also, I want you to kind of
talk about what you want your legacy to

be. and how that can help you de
-escalating some of the triggers that

have. Yeah. You also have to use imagery
to see what might go wrong.

And how will I deal with each scenario
if it goes wrong?

I've come up with one for Kenya, but
that one, that Candy talking to me like

just somebody out on the street, I
haven't really figured out how to deal

her besides walk away right now.

Still don't know if I want to go on this
glamping trip. Normally I would go to

support my girl Phaedra, but I don't
really know if she's a thousand percent

Team Portia. I mean, you got Kenya in
the mix. I really just need space from

these girls.

Have you talked to her?

Well, we haven't spoke since that night.
I just want us to have a peaceful trip

with no incidents and everyone can say,
you know what, I'm better for this.

I wasn't able to get Kenya on the phone
this week, so I decided to stop by Moore

Manor to check on her and make sure
there hasn't been any more drama.

Is that glass?

This is the window that he broke?

Oh, my God.

Why did he do that?

You think he would be open to me talking
to him? Yeah. I appreciate you being

concerned.

It seems like things are getting worse,
even though they're supposed to be on a

break. So I'm going to take time out of
my old bit schedule and see if I can

find out what's going on.

You know, I am not a relationship
expert, you know, as I'm going through a

divorce my own self.

However, what I don't like is where you
guys are now. It's not good for you, and

it's not healthy for her.

So I just want to try to understand.

What is your issue? Like, what are you
upset with her about?

I mean, you need a bigger notepad. Well,
hold on now.

I don't need no extra details. I'm not
trying to be nosy over here and get into

y 'all's business. I just need the
bullet point of what I can take back to

and say this is what he is really
struggling with.

So what is it exactly?

Quite frankly, respect and
communication.

We've been incapable almost of just
having regular conversations.

We don't see eye to eye. We don't speak
the same language. And more recently, I

started getting upset and breaking
things.

But that's not the answer. You're right.
It's not. It's totally my fault.

It's all my fault.

Okay, you got to stop doing that.

Because it is legally, Matt, she can't
press charges.

Okay, you know this woman that you...

chose to fall in love with, you know,
she has her own issues as well. She

definitely can be a bit of a drama
queen.

But if she's the drama queen, you are
definitely the drama king.

What are you hoping for? What do you
want from this at this point? I don't

what I want.

Initially, I did want to marry her. Are
you still in love with Kenya?

Absolutely.

I just want Kenya to be happy.

And if I can do anything to try to get
Kenya and Matt back on the same page, or

just completely decide to close the
book, if it could lead to Kenya's

I'm just happy to accommodate the
situation.

I have a lot more clarity and I'm
certainly going to just take some things

to her. I know that you're a good person
and I know she loves you.

Whatever issues you're having isn't that
deep -rooted where you can't work it

out.

Coming up next.

Me, Ports, and Faisal went to eat. Her
exact words was, Shamir fucked

everybody's husband in Atlanta.

Damn.

Hello. I was coming to meet my friends.
We have like a little baby over there.

Okay.

So I'm just trying to get it done.

Girl. Even though I met Shamia through
Portia, Shamia and I are really cool.

Hi, ladies.

Well, damn.

She's getting married to this really
great guy.

So I decided that I was going to do a
surprise white party for her engagement.

Oh, you know, they don't get along that
well either.

musician that i met she's new to the
city of atlanta i know a lot of cool

so i figure how about i invite her to
the party

hey i

forgot to give everybody that white memo
but okay

Portia's to be coming.

Speaking of Portia, I talked to her
yesterday, and she was saying that she

thinking about not coming.

And she said because of everything that
happened the other day.

Her and Samia have had a lifelong
friendship, so I figured she would want

here for her.

She had a woosah, woosah. Let her
woosah.

Do what you got to do. Portia and I have
just been going in the wrong direction

lately. All this time, you were the one.
the only person that really knew what

the was going on what i know that was
going on you know everything that was

going on what i know so you can sit here
and deny it kenya brought it up and

then you are piggyback your ass up of
course it feels like she doesn't want to

come to her best friend's engagement
party because of me um okay

something special for you to let you
know we really are happy for you and

excited that you get married.

I'm not sure what Phaedra said about
Shamia and Candy is true.

However,

I don't think this is an appropriate
place to bring it up when Shamia is

to a man.

the best of times right now.

Hey, hey, hey, don't. We are not going
to do that.

We are not going to do that.

No, we're not going to do that.

Of course you love me.

You guys are best friends. You've been
friends for a long time. I guess you

didn't want anything to happen on your
day.

Well, girl, now that you're here, the
real part is that's it.

We're there.

But basically, the other day when we
were out, Kenya kind of brought up

something about, I guess she said
Phaedra had said that Portia was going

to us about her anger management or
something. And see, why is Phaedra

about Portia behind her back, about her
anger management?

Well, speaking of Phaedra, me, Portia,
and Phaedra went to eat. Her exact words

was, Shamir f***ed everybody's husband
in Atlanta.

If that were the case, then I would have
f***ed Apollo because he made many

passes. So, if you want me to bring that
tea, I have it. Let me just say this.

I knew Phaedra before the Southern Bell.
I didn't know her, know her, but the

word was very heavy on the street about
Miss Parks.

What was the word say?

Damn.

I have nothing to say today.

I don't want to be in the midst of this
so people can just add more to what's

going on between me and Portia.

I mean, excuse me, me and Phaedra.

They wanting the same right now.

So Portia was there. Yeah.

And Phaedra was talking all this trash.

And Portia said what?

Portia didn't say anything.

Well, people say she missed me, but
everybody else. Who's talking about

She didn't say nothing like, oh, you
know, you need to kind of kill Phaedra

don't. She didn't say anything.

I'm not with that fake stuff. Like, this
group love to talk, talk, talk.

I'm so over that.

Yeah. Like, I'm so over that.

Because when I was talking to you,
Portia was like, you can't say that

Phaedra. When I was married, Phaedra
tried to holler at my husband.

Any hoe can say anything all day long.

To me, I felt like she was defending
her. I don't recall her saying anything,

uh, defending me.

I'm going to hit her. I'm going to hit
her up. Don't hit her now. No, no, I

don't. I don't. No, I'm going to hit her
up.

Hit her up. You know she's a fighter,
girl. You don't want to hit her.

Don't hit a girl. They're going to be a
fight.

Coming up next.

So if he's talking crap to you, I want
you to just say, listen, Matt, you sound

crazy right now.

Puppies, are you ready to see Cynthia?

We got to go outside, okay?

Good boy.

Uh, excuse me.

Come on, puppies.

You done found some poop.

Excuse me.

Hi. Oh, is this trespassing on my
property?

Uh, can a girl get properly settled in
before, uh, King and Toro poop and pee

all over my new lawn?

I didn't see a sign.

Oh, my God. Welcome to my home.

It is gorgeous.

I finally closed the leak house and just
moved in. Look at you.

You know what?

me of your old home.

It does?

Yeah, because of the colors and the
shape of it. Yeah. I'm in love with the

house. This dream needs just a little
bit of work before it's perfect, but I

have to say I'm feeling at home already.

This is so cute.

Thank you.

Wow. And I love the court.

Thank you. The white court.

It's nice.

Woo! Honey girl, but this view.

Girl! Wow.

Cynthia's gone through so much this year
with her divorce drama with Peter. I

think she deserves this house more than
anybody that I know.

Say puppy, stay in here. Stay.

Yeah. Okay.

This is beautiful.

Okay. So this is my little dog.

Please don't twirl into the water.

It can be a stage as well. Look at that.

Look at this, Cynthia.

Do you want to sit down? Well, I have...
This is just gorgeous. I have news in

my little book.

Your book?

Remember last time we talked, I
suggested, you know, meeting up with

And I just wanted to get some kind of
clarification about what his real issue

so that I could help you. Right. Help
him. Help us. Help y 'all.

Right.

Right. Because the main thing I brought
up, you know, was obviously, you know,

what is your issue, Matt? And why do you
keep breaking all kids up?

You know, he was like, well, he just
doesn't respect me. Matt feels like

reaction is from your action.

Okay, does that sound like a sane
person?

No. Does that sound like a sane person?
Well, oh, I'm going to blame her for me

going out here and acting a fool. You
are a grown man. You have choices in

All I'm telling you is that is some
straight bullshit.

I'm dating a child at this point.

Children do things that he does and then
steps back and says, well, she caused

it. Well, she did it. I wouldn't have
done it if she didn't do that. That is a

cycle of abuse.

I am sick and tired of people blaming
their bad behavior on me. That is some

crazy shit. What did you have to say to
him saying this crazy stuff? Well,

basically, I was like, look, you know
that Kenya definitely can be a little

dramatic.

I mean, you know that about yourself.

That's not true. Your personality,
you're not like just, you know, this,

know, you're Kenya Moore.

What does that have to do with this man
sitting here saying I caused...

It doesn't have anything to do with it.
But you know me. I'm not that girl.

I have evolved.

I have been ride or die with you. So if
he's talking crap to you and you know

it's not true, why wouldn't you just
look him in his eye and say, listen,

you sound crazy right now? I did say all
those things. The way you're dealing

with this is definitely not acceptable.

All you're doing is pushing Kenya away
from you. You put it all on me. No, I

not. I am angry, I am frustrated, but
overall, I'm hurt.

She didn't really defend me, and it
really makes me think about when she

our friendship before.

I was told that you pretty much just
denied that we were friends. Not that we

were very close, and our friendship is
evolving, and it is. I'm hurt, that's

what I'm saying. Okay, you done?

Am I done?

I hate that I never know where Cynthia's
loyalty lies.

I'm melodramatic when it comes to
defending your honor, and I'm

when it comes to defending your name,
Cynthia.

You got to understand that.

Don't do that to me. No, no, no, no, no.

Kenya.

Tired it is.

I want to always be a bad guy. It's not
going to happen this time. You're not a

bad guy. It wasn't like that, Kenya.

Okay. Well, that didn't go well. Just
let me go, please. I'm very upset for

to get mad at me for telling Matt that
she can't be a little bit of a drama

queen. It's just point in case. She's
being dramatic.

Come this way.

King, twirl, come on. I promise you, I
was defending you.

Tired of this bad girl.

Kenya.

about to abuse your doorbell again.

Look at me.

I love it.

I would have much rather have received
it from you in person, but it's all

We'll get to that.

But now though, let's pop the bubbly and
celebrate.

I love these. Did you pick these?

Did you pick these or did you send
somebody?

No, I hand picked those.

Since I decided not to go to Shamia's
engagement party, I sent her these

glasses to show her I love her and I'm
sorry if she feels bad.

Let's toast to last night because you
missed it.

Yes, I did. I was devastated.

I would have loved to have been there,
but I felt like I don't want to go to

this because for me, Candy has
disrespected me in a way that I just

want to be near her. So when she sent
the invitation, I was like...

I can't go. I don't know if I'm walking
into a situation where it's an ambush

and now she's going to bring it up
around her friends. You know, she got

little candy click.

But I hear you making this all about her
and it's not about her. Last night was

about me.

So I felt like you should have put that
aside and been there for me.

She was throwing it for you. It doesn't
matter for shit. I don't fuck with

Phaedra. But if Phaedra threw something
for you, I would have been there because

it's about you.

I'm here, Shamia. I wasn't there last
night, but...

I feel like the reasoning for me not
being there was very important.

I completely understand why Shamia's
hurt, but I really had to avoid any

with Candy.

I just simply did not feel comfortable.

I almost feel like now I'm questioning,
like, are you putting other people

before me?

I understand how you feel, and I hate
that you feel this way. Trust me, I'm

acknowledging the fact that you're upset
about this. Last night, I even came up,

it was like, straight that day.

Phaedra said, oh, yeah, you know Shamia,
she done f***ed every married man in

Atlanta.

Who, Phaedra said that? Phaedra said, I
done f***ed every married man in

Atlanta, and you sat there, and you
didn't say nothing.

Well, people say Shamia sleep with
everybody else, so who's talking about

No, I don't remember hearing that
exactly. And I said, and I asked her,

well, so she didn't say nothing, and she
was right there when the girl was

saying this stuff?

I couldn't believe it because anytime
anybody has even brought your name up

said anything remotely degrading or
negative about you, I'm defensive.

First of all, she's saying facts and she
can't even tell you where the

underground railroad comes from. Let's
talk constructively, but like, don't

down about my friend. It's like, I want
to talk down about Candera or anybody.

I don't just sit quiet. And if you
sitting there as my friend and you heard

that. Then that's a problem.

I don't remember what I said.

I probably did or didn't. Maybe I
didn't. But both of you are slinging

you slung it first.

Well, let me just say this for sure, and
I'm going to be done with it.

Just be careful.

I've been friends with you for over a
decade. I love you to the moon and back.

But be careful with your new friends.

Because Candy has even mentioned to me
in the past that when they were tight,

Phaedra used to talk so much about you,
about how you're stupid, you're

uneducated, you got brick for brains.

Phaedra, did you notice something
different about Portia?

Look at you.

Portia's a very small head.

Small heads mean little brains.

All that came from Phaedra to Candy.

And before you and Candy even had your
tiff, she was like, tell your best

to be careful.

Because this is stuff that Phaedra has
said about her all the time.

Shamia, I don't know what to say. I had
never witnessed any of that.

Okay, but for some reason, I don't know
what it is. You just so locked in with

this chick, but okay.

I haven't talked to Phaedra in a couple
of days. I just had to take a little

break. I'm trying to separate myself.

The last time I've been around these
girls, it was totally toxic.

All right, you want a strawberry?

Coming up next... This issue has come up
with us before.

This is not just about Max. I just want
to be clear. Do you have my back?

Puppies, you can't pee on the floor. You
hear me?

I take great pride in entertaining with
class.

Unlike Chateau, she ain't doing shit
over there.

Whew!

That's a good fork.

I'm going to have to use this fork.

I'm excited to go on this trip.

However, I would rather stay at the
Chateau and have a mimosa because I

have a mask for the dust of Kenya's
house.

Oh, shh!

That's for my day at home.

Girl, this is gorgeous!

Thank you!

Wait! Where are you going, Kathy?

We are glamping! Do we have glamping?
Oh, shh! Look at me!

Of course I invited Marlo to glamping. I
mean, she is the epitome of glamping.

We got our glamping.

So who's more perfect to glam with me?
And I got something set up for

Okay, this is cute.

Who is it?

It's me.

Hi. Hi.

I'll call you when I get back. All
right.

Thank you.

Oh, this is so nice.

Thank you.

Was I supposed to just twist it off like
that?

Yeah, no, it's okay.

Okay. So I want to make sure we're good
before we pull out.

Well, yeah, last time we saw each other
was a little awkward.

I didn't want it to end like that. I
mean, you know me and you know that I

defended you.

Your defense.

was, well, you know she's a drama queen.

That was what you heard. But that is
what you heard. I know, but you didn't

that conversation because you got up and
left.

This issue has come up with us before.

This is not just about Matt.

So I just want to be clear.

Do you have my back?

I have your back 100%. And I don't know
if you've had a conversation with Matt

since I had a conversation with him.

I think in time, you'll be very clear
that I have your back. I just want to

sure that moving forward, We don't have
to have this conversation again, because

I know how you feel, and we're good.

OK. Good?

All right. All right.

Two amigos.

Toast to the glamping trip.

The glamping trip.

Do they know I'm coming?

No. You didn't tell me that part.

They don't got to know. You with me.

These girls are going to die when they
see me. They are.

I haven't seen you since the pop -up
shop. I am so sorry that I did not

you to my housewarming.

A lot of stuff is going on.

I'm going through problems.

Stop talking. That's your problem.

Wait, hold on. We got to talk about
this. Let's get some air conditioning.

Oh, my God.

Do I have a pool?

I don't know.

But you don't even know? I was thinking
hiking and zip lining.

Zip lining and stuff like that. I
wouldn't mind trying, but I wasn't

damn hiking. This is not the right UK or
Stone Mountain.

That is not what I came for. I brought
five inch heels and thigh highs.

Yeah.

I love you, girl. You are crazy.

Kenya. Who is it?

It's Phaedra.

Oh, let me come get you.

All right, baby. Thank you.

I am going to try.

Oh, look at you.

Whoa. You're not trying to lay out a
little something for the people.

I'm good.

Is Portia going to go? Somebody said
that she said she might not come.

I think she's going to come. She needs
to come on, Chell. You know, we go back

and forth all the time.

And to come on there.

Let the campfire work it all out.

Throw some marshmallows and just push on
through. I know.

I'm not sure if Portia's coming on the
trip. I reached out to her, but she

hasn't. Gave me a definite yes. So I'm
just praying that the angels will bring

my girl through. Because there is no
frack without a frick.

I decided to go on the trip because I
don't want to disappoint Phaedra. I

don't want to ruin another relationship
by not going on this glamping trip.

Hi! Hi!

I did not know. Come on, girl. I got
some snacks for y 'all. Ooh!

We're going to five -inch!

I ain't say all that. Oh, my God!

You know, I want you guys to see it when
it's done. I'm not into have -done. You

know what I'm saying? Like some people.

And it is a construction site. You know
what I'm saying? Girl, are we having

fun?

when I brought Sheree one.

She called me with a glam for two
months. I'm like, glam? I'm coming.

Exactly.

Sheree, I wanted to chat with you real
quick.

OK. Can we go to Sheree? Let me go sit
down. Sheree, girl, I forgot you have

these entrances to this castle, baby.

Now, I like Miss Sheree, but I have a
little bone to pick with Miss Matthew

before we tread off with these ladies.

So, girl, I wanted to talk to you real
quick. OK. Now, the other day, I talked

to Shamia. Shamia. Mm -hmm.

What was that about?

You know me. I just can't.

I felt like we shared with Phaedra what
Shamia said.

I felt like it was only fair that we
share with Shamia what Phaedra said

her. Were y 'all alone or were y 'all in
front of people?

It was me, Candy, and... Oh, Lord.

Both of these girls are my friends. It's
just got me in such an awkward

position. This trip is about bringing
everybody together.

So if I need to be the voice of truth to
do that, then so be it. I'm not

shutting up. Stop talking behind each
other's back.

Look.

Let's go on this trip. I want that to be
done. That's why I wanted to bring it

up before we even got ready to go.

Sheree has been so messy. She's got me
caught in the middle of two of my best

friends, and it's a very uncomfortable
situation.

I'm just hoping during this trip I can
get back to normal with Phaedra. But at

the end of the day, I'm glad it came
out, be it me or whoever.

Yeah, I'm good with it.

Coming up next.

Hi, guys.

Of course.

out -of -pocket girl. Oh, my God.

Hello.

Hey. I just walked up in your house. Oh,
you did?

And I brought a friend.

Hi. How are you? How are you? What's
your name? Very nice to meet you, Hazel.

Oh, hi, Hazel. Nice to meet you. Nice to
meet you, too.

Oh, wow. Aren't you gorgeous?

I don't recall telling everyone that
they could invite Lottie Dottie and

everybody.

So guys, tonight we are going to be
repping it.

What does that mean?

Camping outside.

And if you want to bonk up with someone
and get snuggly, you know, feel free.

This might be a different kind of camp.

She said get snuggly. The first clue
should have been all girls.

port -a -potty. Bitch, I'm not using a
port -a -potty. It's a new one.

I'm not using a port -a -potty. Are you
familiar with just squatting?

I know, but you are.

I am, but we got to. We're going to
rough it this first night, and then

going to get glamorous.

How are you?

Pretty good. How are you? Good. How are
we going to get our bags up there?

You can't drive down the driveway.

I know you don't think I'm driving that
whole big -ass suitcase up.

hill. I could do a shuttle for y 'all.
Kenya knows she's wrong for this. This

hill is so steep.

Lord,

I didn't come here to work out before
going on the trip.

Whoever's out of breath is out of shape.

Me.

Where is Frank? I don't know.

Frank better not be down there at Kenya
House. Let's just walk down there, take

a peek, don't reveal ourselves, and then
walk right back. Can we take an Uber?

No, no, no. This is our pregame.

Okay, what is going on? Phaedra was
supposed to be here at Sharae's house,

instead, I think she's over there at her
new best friend's house.

What? We should hitchhike. She said we
should hitchhike.

Hitchhike? We in Buckhead. All right, we
made it. Thank you, Judy. Yes. Top of

the hill.

Ladies, you will be impressed now.

Oh, wow.

I hope you guys like it.

Very nice.

Looks like I see a bus.

And somebody just got on it. Is a bus
coming?

Great idea, Portia.

oh we're here yes gate is this gate new
there's your right right there all right

charade's coming out what are you doing
here

miss diva really marlo

For she came after all.

Hey, what's up, hootie?

Oh, Martha, come with us? Yeah.

What's been going on? Well, I was at
Kenya's house. I thought you were coming

here. She just wanted to come to my
house instead. Oh, my God.

What the hell? Is Frederick and Kenya
really the new fracking whack?

You're already out of pocket, girl.

All right, so we are headed to the
campsite. So the first night is going to

rough and tough. Rough and tough?

about the porter potty?

Driver, can you drop me off at the next
corner, please?

Answer one question.

What's the glam part of this camping?

That will be tomorrow. We're going to
have lots of fun, but we're not going to

be pooping in it.

So, glam puss, what are you going to be
glamming up tomorrow, Marlo?

From the sounds of your itinerary, I'll
probably be leaving tonight.

Well, good riddance, chef. One thing
that we're going to add onto your

itinerary, the glam part.

We're going to do what we can to have a
segment where you can ask Marlo anything

you want about fashion, men, anything.

Ask Marlo.

I'm sorry.

Hazel just wants to know why are we
asking you?

Because I think I'm very fashion
-forward. A little more than you, don't

think? I was just wondering why we asked
you. But if that's your lane,

then that's good.

so pretty it feels something about i
would ask you so beautiful thank you i

appreciate that all right listen porsche
lauren so dad told me that you may not

be coming porsche and i'm really glad
you're here but i didn't know lauren was

coming so now what is lauren's position
here is she trying to be backup my

doctor brought me a doctor it's crispy

porsche william is the client of the
facility and i suggest

client When you'll be a patient? No. I'm
not in a mental institution, King. No,

I thought you would be a patient.

No, client.

We won't get hung up on technical terms.

This is such some bullshit.

And I suggest to allow her sister to go
on the trip in the woods.

It's like she tries to do the fake
bullshit that Phaedra does, but not as

Signed doctor.

He is a licensed psychologist.

Learn better from your mentor.

Do better.

Are you under emotional distress or
something that you need support?

This don't make sense. It's a bunch of
bullshit.

Oh, Lord. I knew I should have stayed
home.

Coming up next.

That's some bullshit like everything
else. Okay, we can't be so quick to get

angry. Don't worry about Kenya. That's
what you need to do. Worry about Kenya.

emotional distress or something that you
need support?

If I feel like I'm under emotional
distress, I want my support.

I'm very open to the fact that I'm in
anger management.

You weren't that open. You weren't that
open that day because we asked you about

it and you didn't want to talk about it.
I am, but it was how I was being asked

that day. It was definitely
condescending.

Please don't use that word. That's such
a book.

Well, if she can speak, then maybe you
can understand and be empathetic and

her feelings out and then we'll go from
there.

Anyway, the tone was very condescending.
I felt like I was being talked down to.

I felt like it was also being made fun
of and provoked.

By who specifically?

Well, at that moment, it was by Kenya.

Of course.

It's how you proceeded to ask and badger
them.

All of us are in situations where we're
uncomfortable or things have been said

to us, and we're able to be adult and
have a conversation about it. But from

first mention of it... You had an
attitude.

How do you think I feel in a moment
where I'm vulnerable and someone's

about something that's private and I'm
being attacked as well as ask the

question? We need to stop using that
word. Somebody talking to somebody, I

saying you attacked.

I know what I felt that day. You were
making fun like, am I taking pills?

Do I get a certificate?

That's some bullshit like everything
else. What are you talking about? It's

bullshit. Over here.

Lord have mercy, we can't even get out
the city limits before these girls go to

bickering and fussing about absolutely
nothing.

Okay, we can't be so quick to get angry.

I'm not angry. You sound angry.

Then you should know about it. Yeah, I
do. And I see it in you. We are getting

off to a very rocky start.

So I was having a conversation with her.
So you can listen.

Worry about you. Don't worry about
Kenya. That's what you need to do. Worry

about you.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Are y 'all ready to be women of the
wilderness?

She's evil. She's bipolar.

Can't keep a broke man. Shut up. If a
person's mother don't want to be

with them, you know she's evil.

All right.

This water's stupid.

Look at all these bugs in there.

Oh, my God.

Everyone's being real. I have a
question.

Are you a lesbian?

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