All language subtitles for The Real Housewives of Atlanta – S8E4

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I'm bothered because it was being
disrespected.

Oh, something's going on.

The colonic. It's supposed to be a tree.

How do you feel?

I was spotting a little bit this
weekend, just a tad. Okay.

Candy. You're going to have to cut back.

Don't worry about it. Water in a bottle.

You don't have any friends.

I have friends.

Who? My friends from school.

Sebastian's school?

Yeah. Those are Sebastian's friends.

You don't have friends.

You're willing to start over?
Absolutely. I don't have a problem with

all. We're good.

I never stopped being in love with you.
Just because you say it, don't make it

so. We can't continue with things being
the way that they are.

Only God can judge me.

And he seemed quite impressed.

I'm about to give you life, so stay out
of my way.

Seasons may change, but Cynthia Bailey
never goes out of style.

I'm a hit maker, and this year I will
reveal the best one.

Don't come for me unless I twirl for
you.

Faith, family, and career, those are the
facts of my life.

but I drove by Sharae's house, and I saw
her car.

So I'm just going to take a little
stroll over here to see if she'll open

door. Oh, my god.

You better not touch Sharae off now. Y
'all just made up. After bearing the

hatchet with Sharae, I don't think it's
a big deal to just walk down the street

and knock on her door or chain link
fence.

I see her sweeping.

I'm going to call you back, OK?

OK.

OK, I will.

Hey, girl.

You walked over here? I told you. I'm
like 500 feet from you.

Get out of here.

How you doing?

Oh, my gosh. That's a charade.

That's a charade. This thing is even
bigger up close.

Yeah.

Charade's house is huge.

That house is at least 15 ,000 to 20
,000 square feet.

Well, I want to see.

It really is the craziest everybody's
face he is.

And she's empty -handed.

That's where my cookie's at.

It's gorgeous!

Look at how big those ceilings are. That
is massive.

So you have flooring in?

Uh, nope. OK, you have your electrical.

I have electrical. Do you have light?
You have light.

I don't have anything.

When I bought the house, they gutted the
whole house. It's all stud.

I'm trying to get in there by Christmas,
girl.

Girl, me too. OK. Come on. Let's go. By
Christmas. Are you serious?

You really think you'll be in by
Christmas?

Kenya needs to worry about that barn in
the ditch instead of my property.

Girl, get a roof on before you start
throwing shade.

I'm messing around. I wanted to see the
house.

But I am having a party on a boat in
Lake Lanier on Saturday.

So I would love for you to come. It's
going to be like Cynthia's bachelorette

party, like part two.

Well, you know, she and Peter have been
having problems. She needs to get away

from all her troubles.

And I just want to make a fun party for
her.

So you'll be there?

Of course. OK, good. OK.

Even though Kenya is bat crazy, maybe
she could be a good friend. She's

definitely being a good friend to
Cynthia.

OK, so we got a bet. A certificate of
occupancy by Christmas.

Oh, so if I don't move in by Christmas,
then you won the bet. If you don't move

in by Christmas, then I won the bet.
Whoever loses cleans the other person's

house. Let's do it. All right, deal? OK,
what are we doing? OK, let's go to

Moore Manor. We ain't going today. I got
a day, girl.

I'm going.

I know you don't like the doors, Kenya.

I'm going to Moore Manor.

You look like a sweet sudden bail, girl.

I'm just serving a little favor today.
Yes, honey. And what you serving?

Portia. I see.

Come on, girl.

Or shall I call you Portia today? Yes,
call me Portia, honey.

This is really an eclectic story.

Girl, where you done brought me to?

You know my baby, Duke. He's gone back
to camp. So I wanted to come in here and

find something so he at camp, he just be
thinking about me, girl.

The distance has already been tough for
Duke and I, but I'm about to take these

Skypes up a notch because he needs to
remember how juicy this George Peach is.

I've got to find something cute for
FaceTime.

My FaceTime? Yes!

What would you do on your FaceTime if
you're all in your socks?

Everybody knows men are hunters and
ladies are their prey.

But you can't hunt if the prey's sitting
there waiting to be caught, lying on

the bed in her socks.

Now we're getting into some freaky
stuff.

like this and do a blingy top.

Ooh. What about the whip? Girl, that's
too much like flavor, girl. I want no

whip, man.

Girl, but look at.

That's for you.

That's for your first new boo.

You look like you ready to shake it on
somebody, girl.

Phaedra hasn't had her guy in about a
year, and women have me.

I haven't hooked you up yet, but honey,
when I tell you, you look refreshed.

No, I look refreshed.

I think that this time apart from her
man, she's gotten to know herself very

well, if you know what I mean.

Okay, I don't know. If this doesn't look
right, I'm not coming out.

Yes, girl.

That looks good.

You're so trashy.

Zook, Zook, he's our man if he can do
it. No, he can't.

Zook! No, let's not show your fish taco.

Portia might be working a little too
hard for this young lad, but it is none

my business to answer when I am not
asked. I got this dirty onesie. See, we

come here and found us something, honey.

Hello.

How do you do? Good.

I'm excited about this diamond brooch.
You're going to have to see that a

times. Sure, yeah.

$165. Oh, that ain't bad.

Thank you.

I'm going to just take these three
items, sir.

I am so glad to see Phaedra buying
something really sexy for herself and

for somebody else.

Thank you so much. It was a pleasure
coming to your store full of oddities

eccentric gifts and novelty things.

All right, y 'all. Come on. I'm ready to
go home.

Hello?

Dine with Dine.

What's up? Hey, what's up?

I'm working from the house today. Good.

How are you feeling?

I'm a full four and a half months now.

Shut up. This meeting is over.

Goodbye.

Dr.

Jackie did tell me to slow down, and I'm
doing my best to try to listen to her,

but come on now. If I set off for a year
and not did anything, everything would

fall apart.

Peter's in Charlotte once again, so here
I am riding solo.

I'm really hoping that things are going
to change with us, but I'm just not so

sure they will.

Hey! I'm about to break up in here.

Hi,

Mama. How you doing?

How are you?

You look good. I see the milk factory.

I missed you at Kenya's party. They said
you weren't feeling well.

Oh, it had got so hot in there. I
started feeling a little sick. Yeah, I

like a little concerned because I hope
nothing's going on with the pregnancy.

Well, I have been having issues.

You know, I had the myomectomy, the same
surgery you had, but I did mine a long

time ago. Right. So they tell you that
they can come back. People have fibroids

all the time during pregnancy, but...

Sometimes they can cause contractions
and different things to happen. Well,

know, you got to take it easy a little
bit, Ken, as well. I think I've been

doing pretty good lately.

Girl, I follow you on Instagram.

You'll tell me there.

You're just going to have to just set it
down at some point. Like, so hard.

Because at the end of the day, we still
got to keep our businesses going. Right

now, Todd and I, we just put an offer on
this building that we're trying to get.

What kind of building?

Well, we've been tossing around the idea
of having a family restaurant.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Girl, well, I support you, but
restaurants are very, very hard.

I know, but Todd was the one that said
he thinks we should do this. I'm being

supportive, and I'm rolling with it. And
that's what you're supposed to do,

because that's exactly what I do for
Peter. I don't necessarily think now's

right time to start a restaurant, but...

Todd didn't think that doing a play was
the best idea either, and he supported

me. So I'm going to support him, and I'm
sure we will win.

I'm just not a fan of the restaurant
business because Peter, he's kind of

slave to the business. Like, he has to
spend all his time in Charlotte.

Isn't it doing good, though? Charlotte's
doing great. But it's doing great

because he's there most of the time.

Well, good girl. But even if he's mad
because he's got to be there, I'm mad

because he's there.

But I didn't tell you to build a bar in
Charlotte.

I love Peter. But I'm in Atlanta. He's
in Charlotte. I have to protect myself

all costs.

Honestly, Candy, this is not working.

I have to, like, get myself out of this
if it's not going to work. Like, I don't

want to argue.

Is it that deep?

Girl, I was going there. We are not
happy right now.

This is not working for us together.

I want to be good.

I want my marriage to be good. I want me
and my man to be good.

I get you don't want any drama, but at
the same time, you know, you don't want

to be growing old and lonely.

This is too hard.

I'm going to bed every night by myself.
You know, his little side of the bed

don't ever have to be made up.

I'm not going to be 50 to end up in a
marriage, and I'm not happy.

I hope that they can work through it.
But, of course, I've seen the stuff

been out there and the rumors and being
away for so long.

That can't make you feel too good.

We made a deal. We shook on it and
everything.

Oh, my goodness.

The deal is we have to really give it a
real shot.

So what is giving it a shot?

Right now, we're speaking again.

Oh, God.

What year in your marriage are you?

Five. You see, I always heard that
people go through that hump right around

time anyway.

But we've been going through the hump
since we've been humping.

Girl, you done brought the rain down
with that. It's raining.

God is crying right now. I know. You
don't want y 'all to be at this point.

Coming up next.

Don't call me a bitch. I'm not calling y
'all your name. It's a respect thing

for sure.

Are you mad at me for real? Don't call
people out their name. Even your dumb

got nothing to do with that.

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. You can't
sword fight everybody.

Yeah, not even me.

Hey, your bag and Q's bag.

Who is it?

Hi.

How you doing? Hi, Ms. Phaedra. You must
be Sebastian.

Yes, ma 'am. This is my little brother,
Quincy.

Hey, Quincy.

Oh, your home is lovely, honey.

I've seen Kim Fields at a lot of
different events, but was only really

connect with her at Kenya's party.

I'm an entertainment attorney, so I've
been around famous people, but never

child stars that I grew up loving. So I
am excited to have her in my abode.

All right, Quincy, you ready to go
swimming?

Whoa! They have not been spraying you in
the face, have they? Well, that is my

oldest son, Aiden. Hi! And this is
Dylan, my baby.

Hi, you! Oh, they're beautiful.

You are ready.

All right, have a good time.

So Leslie, this is Quincy, and her
oldest son is Sebastian, and she teaches

lessons to children so that we can, you
know, we can chat a little bit while

they refresh their skills.

Poolside play date with a lifeguard, and
I don't have to watch the kids.

I can get used to a play date like that.

Sebastian, don't even think about it.

Oh, come on.

Come on, nothing. It's all fun and games
until somebody gets an eye put out. You

know you like me, honey, I'm saying.

You're right. That's right. She's got to
be. Yep.

So now, honey, you know I know you from
Tootie.

Tootie had on those roller skates with
that mushroom.

Honey, you were called with that
mushroom.

Tootie has been good to me. Okay, so you
grew up as this iconic child star.

What's your clique look like?

Who are you rolling with?

Quincy and Sebastian.

And sometimes Chris.

But you got to have some girls that have
fun.

Absolutely. When we have fun, we really
have fun. They seem like a lot of fun.

But it was disappointing to see so much
boobage just out.

Well, you might be in the wrong group,
Shannon.

Just because you can doesn't mean you
should, girl.

I miss class.

If I have to leave the charge with this,
there'll be a... But I believe that

class is in. Amen. I believe in that,
too.

Thank you, Jesus. I'm glad I finally
found another crusader to fight the good

fight to bring class back to Atlanta.

Now, how in the world can you live
without a girlfriend? Who do you tell

secrets to?

For me, I don't have, you know, the
hangout girlfriend.

So, like, when you want to go get your
nails done? Oh, God, I don't. Have a spa

day? I don't. So you don't get it done
every week? Oh, my God, why?

Are you kidding me?

As long as I don't look or smell
homeless, I'm good.

As a church -going sister.

I would think she would know cleanliness
is next to godliness.

I don't have a Kim happy place for Kim,
other than, like, my work, my kids, my

husband. You've got a lot of happy
places.

But how did you find them? You know, I
didn't marry young. I knew who I was. I

knew what I liked to do. But I didn't
want to lose myself in my marriage and

kids. And so I get my nails done every
week. I get my hair done every week.

You've got to get that time.

I'm always on such a high from my kids
or my husband or my work. But what about

you being happy?

What makes Kim like the, ooh, I can't
wait to wake up to do X?

What's the X?

Go to carpool.

Not carpool.

Make lunch.

I've lost myself, and I didn't know it
until you just said that.

Man. Okay, we got to get you some new
hobbies.

Besides his husband and mommy stuff. I
know, I know.

I don't know where Kimmy is. Kimmy's not
on the radar. And so I think that

having a friendship with Phaedra could
be, you know, a really good start.

I'm so happy you could come over.

Oh, I am too. Because we got to get my
fun, fancy Phaedra back soon. Yeah.

going to have a mommy day where we just
do nothing that has to do with our

uterus, but everything that has to do
with the you and us. The you and us.

No more.

No more.

honestly never thought that i would be
one of the people who would do a half

naked chat but dukes they can't so i'm
gonna take one for the team literally

When Duke and I are in the same state,
everything is great. But with him being

away, focusing so much on work, the
chemistry definitely has changed.

Hello, sunshine.

Hey, girl.

What you doing?

I don't know.

I'm just, I'm feeling silly.

The little outfit we bought for Duke's
care package, I finally decided to pull

it out. Sitting here looking like a damn
sex pot.

And I texted him earlier. He texted me
back and was like saying he was in his

meetings or whatever, that we would
FaceTime in a few. But I've been waiting

over a damn hour.

I'm putting in all this effort. Like, I
don't even know if I should be doing all

this. The thrill is gone, Chef.

You think that's what it is?

I don't know.

He is not building you up, honey. He's
like a dead weight around your neck.

Yeah.

Everything runs its course.

Oh, Dookie.

Life's too short to be unhappy.

Yeah.

It's just, it's still sad, though. Here
I finally claim somebody, and I

introduce them to you and my family and
everybody, and, like, I guess that's why

I'm, like, trying to force this thing to
really work, but... Girl,

stop.

It is priceless.

to have a friend like Pedro. You need
someone who is always going to support

and tell you the truth at the same time.

Put your little hot pants up for the
next adventure.

Well, speaking of that, since I am all
cute, honey, let me go and get my little

sexy stuff in the bathtub.

Take a cold bath.

Let me go get with the shower handle.

Coming up next.

I don't like wearing underwear.

Oh, you don't wear underwear.

Did you invite more people? I invited,
but I didn't invite to me. I'm just

surprised to see her.

I even have an exclusive guest list, but
it is for Cynthia.

She wants to bring her spray.

I'll let her this time.

Road trip, road trip.

I like your shoes.

Let me see those toes.

Girl!

Ballerinas have ugly feet!

You did know you were coming to the
beach today, right?

You're so shady. Y 'all are going to
keep laughing at me, but I just got...

is throwing shade?

I do not know what that is. Oh, my God.

It just means that you are saying
something that might not be so nice.

Sometimes the shade will go over your
head.

One of y 'all is going to have to have
like a cone or something.

I'll just call. I'll be like, shade.

I'm going to the lake.

Hi. You look beautiful.

I do.

Hi, honey.

It's a long ride to the linear.

You know how you get uncomfortable in
the car when you start getting the

Right?

I hear you. I didn't even know that we
were all riding together, but I would

love to get to know you more because I
really admire you as an entrepreneur.

Well, thanks. And the way that you came
from a similar background.

What made you think to start other
businesses?

You know, like in the music industry,
it's all up and down.

Of course.

And so I started doing candy coating
nights, seeing as though we were getting

like a fan following or whatever.

I was like, okay, well, what kind of
product did I have to go along with

And our product went from one product,
so now we have like 100 products. Yeah,

you've got like a major line. I'll give
you some of our Batman body stuff. Okay.

But what about, I'm not the

most experienced when it comes.

to that world. Sometimes I'm like, you
know, I'd like to... Try something new?

Yeah, exactly.

But then I leave it at that because I
get embarrassed.

The vibrating panties? That would be
fun.

What kind?

Because I don't like wearing underwear.

Oh, you don't wear underwear?

I think they're highly overrated.

They're uncomfortable.

In my mind, I would have thought she
wore grandma panties. She probably

even shave or trim, you know?

I always tell people to start off small.

Literally like a tiny instrument?

Yes, you never want to do anything that
would intimidate your husband or make

him feel like you want to replace him.

Now, I'm not quiet.

Like, when he takes me there, it's a
wonder, you know, Jesus can't hear me.

Like, is that something where it's like,
Kim, you just use this when the kids

are not home? If you're going to make
noise, that's on you.

This is a nice change of pace from the
usual G -rated conversations I have in

carpool. Well, I've learned a lot about
you in just 20 minutes. I know, right?

You fooled me, girl, because I taught
you just this little quiet church mouth.

Have you met any of the other girls? You
haven't met Portia.

Portia. You haven't met Candy. Who else
did I invite? You invited, right.

Do you know Sharae? Well, okay, so
Sharae's ex -husband, Bob, is my best

Oh, how long have you known him?

Oh, God, 15 years. Oh, that's a long
time. So you know the other side of the

story and the divorce and all that
stuff.

Oh, yeah.

I personally don't think that she would
have been with him had he not been

playing for the Falcons.

So she was a gold digger. It's not a
thing that, like, you know, somebody

writes, ha, ha, ha, I'm going to marry
him because I'm going to take all his

money. No, it's a feeling.

Oh.

She doesn't know what shade is? Girl,
you just threw a whole tree on top of

car. You know what shade is.

Hello. Oh, Lord.

Hello. Hey.

Cynthia and I have been on a
relationship roller coaster.

But for right now, we're good. So turn
up.

What's going on with Cynthia? Are they
good now?

Well, the last time I talked to her, she
really was feeling like on the edge of

like ready to be divorced.

What?

I think it's a lot of things. You know,
they got the long distance. Long

distance what? Well, because he spends
more time in North Carolina than he does

Atlanta. Two and a half hours away is
not that far.

Hey, I'm just telling you what she said
to me. You make it work. You drive the

two hours.

Hell, I drive an hour to get to work
every day.

It's easier said than done when you go
talking about divorce, honey.

And you go divorcing me, you're like,
well, dang, I probably could have

it out.

Do you think that sometimes?

I've never been an advocate for divorce.

It just happens to have been the only
way out for us.

A divorce is the end of something that
you hope for the rest of your life. I

wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

So if there's any bit of hope to fix the
relationship, I think that they should

do it.

For me, marriage is not an
accomplishment.

I think being married is a choice. All
this having a husband stuff isn't all

that people crack up to me. That's
exactly why I waited.

They'll say, well, she's never been
married. Okay, but you're married and

divorced within two years. It's not like
I can say, get a medal because you're

married. Yeah, right.

I'm miserable, but I'm married. If your
marriage defines you, what's going to

happen to you if it don't work out?

Kenya's not driving the boat, right?

Well, I surely hope not. Last time she
drove a boat, Cynthia's boobs were

exposed.

I was

holding her boobs in.

Y 'all are really good friends, aren't y
'all? Yes, yes. That actually, that put

it in cement.

He's right now. So this is our captain.

Hi, Captain. Good to see you. Good to
see you as well. We have a fun day

for you. Let me show you. Just be
careful on this first step, ladies.

Welcome.

Oh, my God.

Hi, boys.

Can we have a few cocktails?

I would like a vodka and tonic, please.

I would like the closest thing you can
get me to a margarita. Are you guys real

bartenders?

Girl, does it matter?

Hey, girls!

Hello! Hi, ladies!

Come on up!

Hi. Annie, don't sound so excited.

If you've been on the ride that I've
been on, you wouldn't be either.

And they look like they've been up there
just chilling.

Why would she bring Shamia? I'm going to
stay here the whole night.

I've only recently met Shamia, and she's
already rubbing me the wrong way.

Is this extra product in here, or is
this water for display?

I'll make sure you're going to get that.
Yeah.

Hey, y 'all, the bartenders ain't got no
shirts on.

That's a treat.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi, sweetheart.

Thank you. Hi. Hi.

How are you?

I didn't invite her.

Hi, sweetheart.

How are you? You look so pretty.

Is it just us or did you invite more
people?

I invited, but I didn't invite Shamina.
I'm just surprised to see her.

Coming up next.

Where's your husband at?

My husband is the whitest man in
America, not the white.

Did you invite more people?

I invited, but I didn't invite Shamia.
I'm just surprised to see her.

I love Shamia. You can't have a party
without inviting her because Shamia is

going to turn it up. Did you invite her?

Yeah, yeah, I just brought her with me.
I didn't know it was like... Oh, yeah,

because usually if you're invited, you
don't invite other people. Well...

Kind of open, pretty much. That's what I
got.

Did she just put it out there like that
in front of everybody?

Well, I don't think Phaedra's coming, so
I think we'll be able to accommodate

her. I don't know if she's not coming. I
talked to her. Her baby's sick. Oh.

Yes, we'll make it to that. Okay. So she
sends her love. All right. Okay, good.

Oh,

did you guys meet Tammy?

I was like, Miley Cyrus.

Have you heard that before?

Candy, you don't remember me, but when
you were in Escape.

Okay. I met you like 6 ,000 years ago.
Oh, that was like a good 20 years ago.

Remember back in 1994 when you was down
here at the da -da -da -da? Come on now.

Do you really think I remember you from
over 20 years ago?

So let me show you guys what I have
planned.

First off are cocktails.

I see a lot of cock. Sorry.

What do you want, man?

Bitch, you're not supposed to be on the
boat.

I have yourself a cocktail, honey.

Things are a little prickly right now,
but everyone should be getting along

better after a cocktail or two.

Or five.

This is going to be the next stop, which
is your pedicures. And I'm sorry, girl,

I have to call you out.

Miss Kim and Miss Tammy.

Okay, I was first in line.

Should I have coughed yet, or should you
have coughed yet? Oh, no, that was

Shay. Just a little bit. We were giving
her a lesson on what Shay is.

I'm 45.

Kim's older. She's 50.

I didn't know you were 50.

She is not. You are alive from the pit
of hell and you know that.

How old are you?

I'm 46.

My birthday has been the best photo in
jet for the last 40 years. Please.

No way. No shade.

I'm only five months older, not five
years older than you, Miss Girl. Bye.

So you guys know why we're here, right?

Cynthia. and Peter were having a really
hard time.

And, of course, I know because I'm one
of her best friends.

And I just felt like, yes, honey.

I didn't realize that Kenya and Cynthia
were best friends. I mean, I knew that

they've been hanging out a lot.

But I guess they're closer than what I
thought.

This was just a great gesture from
Kenya. But I'm not even trying to make

about me, to be honest. I'm good. Like,
for the rest of the day, y 'all forget

about me.

A cup of drink, Sam. We're going to
forget about you.

I'm really good with having a couple
cocktails and hanging out with the

This boat ride is just a welcome
distraction.

Hi!

Yes!

You look gorgeous.

So this is Kim Field, and this is Tammy.

Yes, I know Tammy.

I think now the charades here. Let's get
this party started, Captain.

You might get a little tipsy.

Can you swim?

I'm moving, people. You got some panties
on, girls?

Let me see you got some panties on.

Candy, I got to talk to you for real. Uh
-oh, what?

I am sure that y 'all have heard my
son's song, The Drop.

Freako and Merlo.

How's it go? How's it go?

Drop. Hey.

Turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up.
Drop.

Hey.

I don't listen to rap. as much. My point
is that I need him to get into the

studio with you.

Okay. We don't need to have this
conversation unless we're talking about

budget being involved.

Like, I'm not doing favors and I don't
even know you.

Good night.

Anyway, the point was my best friend is
Bob Woodfield, Sharae's ex -husband.

He's managing my son.

Do you have a label, Candy?

She does.

Well, I have two.

groups that I'm working with right now
that I'm focused on.

Okay, so if we could set up a meeting
and... Although I am living

for Tammy and her little blonde rat
tail, please leave Candy alone.

Well, thank you for not having her
arrested for trespassing. Yeah, I will

Oh, my God. She just popped up empty
-handed. You need to bring some cookies

cake or something next time you pop off.

I went to the grocery store and I was
like, well, damn, I went and bought her

some sugar, but the bitch ain't got no
kitchen.

I can't with you guys.

Bring some cookies next time. Okay, I
will.

You married?

Yes. You are? I've been married for 10
or 11, 12 years. You don't remember when

you got married? I don't know, Martin
Luther King weekend.

How does your husband act?

My husband is white. The whitest man in
America, not the white.

The f***?

He wakes up in the morning, he is the
happiest man in America.

Okay. Whatever.

Well, that's good.

I'm going to get me some snacks.

You're not going to leave me here with
this woman.

No, thanks. This conversation's over.

Coming up next.

If you want to take the short cut, you
can jump, but right now you're being

escorted off my boat.

People call you stupid. Stop playing
like you don't. It's very dismissive,

your ass knows that it is.

What are you drinking?

Margarita. Margarita, honey.

Is it strong?

It's very strong.

Did you get a chance to talk to Tammy?

She was talking too much about business.

Oh, she's a rapper.

Tammy?

She's a stray.

She's not a stray.

She's sweet.

How many strays has Cynthia brought into
the group?

Oh, hell no.

You don't got that book? We're not
reading books. No.

We have a chef.

Kim. That's a library book. And guess
what? You're expired on this book. The

book's been with you too long.

Oh, Kim. I know you're new with this
hanging out with people kind of thing,

don't bring Tupperware to a catered
event.

I'm sorry, the snacks go over well.

Why'd you bring all that?

We have plenty of food.

That's your last party. You ain't had no
cut.

I'm an actress, director, producer, and
scout mom. I'm always prepared, OK?

Seriously? This is your bachelorette?
Okay, we need to turn it right. Can we?

Okay. What is going on here?

Let's go. Let's go.

I'll take candies. Let's go.

All right, you bitches.

Who shot to these?

Kim, do you not drink? No.

You need to take a drink. It wasn't my
fault. Something light, maybe.

Water. Can you give me some alcoholic
water?

Spike girl.

Color, please.

Where the heck did Sammy go?

Does anybody want to do a spot with me?
All right, but you have to help me get

off this boat. Don't say no.

Pregnant or not, I love to have a good
time. But sometimes when you mix alcohol

with this group, it doesn't always go so
well.

Okay, here, cheers. This is all we
needed for a Kenya Moore event to have a

time.

I'm having a really good time.

The drinkers are drinking.

We got the margarita flowing.

We're having fun.

That was so incredible.

How was it? I'm having too much fun.

Can you pass her that towel right there?

It's not a whole towel. It's the small
towel.

These are small towels. Sorry.

That's hilarious.

What you thinking about, Cynthia?

I think it's time to eat. Are you trying
to get home to Peter?

You know, he's Jamaican, honey. He's
that chick watch. I got to tell you.

You're not leaving me, Cynthia.

No, you're not going nowhere.

I'm going to put this over here.

I'm trying to keep it light for Cynthia
today. I wish somebody would have done

something like this for me when I was
going through my rough time.

This is so nice. Isn't the weather
beautiful?

Yeah, it is. You have made up for that
hot box you put up. Oh, my God. Was that

horrible? You know what? I know that
even though you guys were hot, I really

love the fact that you guys all had a
great attitude when I did see you. And

even you had a reason to be kind of
shady to me, but you didn't. I just

like when people try to take little digs
at you because, you know what, that's

crossing a line.

And I actually only had one person.

Shamia actually said something that was
kind of negative at my party.

They didn't like I didn't address you
and say the things I said when you

out there. If you have your product
displayed, I'm going to look at it as if

it's a tester.

But do you see the negative energy that
you're bringing to this group right now?

I don't know you, but what I do know is
I'm a very successful, proud black

woman. I'm so proud of you.

And congratulations.

Any of that.

And then you intentionally just try to
throw shade and call me Miss America.

Talking about water in my bottles. What
the hell? You don't come for the queen,

honey. I'm going to have the captain
escort you off my boat. This is my

No, it's not that serious.

If you want to take the shortcut, you
can jump, but right now you're being

escorted off my boat.

How did he go that way?

Wait, is this really happening?

I want you off the boat. Captain, I have
a passenger that I don't want on my

boat. I'm going to get the captain. Let
me swim.

We can bring this back. Let me go talk
to her.

Yeah, go ahead, best friend.

Go on, new best friend.

There's a lot of best friends in the
group. Well, we're not her best friend,

she said you were, so go ahead. Yeah, I
know I am, but there's a lot of other

best friends that are questionable as
well. Go, bitch.

Don't do it.

Don't do it. You got to call me a bitch.

Don't call me a bitch. I'm not calling
you out of your neck.

I ain't just playing with you. No,
you're not. Oh, so you're playing. No,

no. No, no. It's a respect thing,
Portia. I haven't called you out of your

What the fuck are you doing? Are you mad
at me for real? If you call Candace a

bitch, I think she would have a problem
with it as well.

She didn't mean it that way. These girls
have been saying bitch all day long. So

I'm not understanding why all of a
sudden this bitch is different than any

bitch. What's happening?

You called me a bitch and I said don't
do that. What? Yeah, I didn't mean to

call you a bitch. I apologize and say
it. Hold on, hold on. Cynthia, you're

sensitive. I'm not sensitive.

Let's have you thinking that I'm Peter.
Do I look like Papa Smurf, boo?

You don't want me to stand up. Because
when I stand up, it's another situation.

How about you guys stop?

like you were calling her name. She's
been calling me bitch all day. In an

affectionate way. Don't mix the two.

Let me tell you something. When somebody
apologizes, they've done something

wrong. That's not true, Cynthia.

Cynthia was in the moment, so she didn't
receive it like that. So just go maybe

by yourself.

Okay, I will. Let me do that. Okay.
Because I don't understand why she took

like that. So let me do that.

I just want to go over there and make
sure she understands because I

don't want to be stuck out here on the
water with a friend who thinks that I

tried to disrespect her. You bring a
thought on the boat.

do you expect to happen?

She's not coming at the spot.

She's just having fun. You're not having
fun when you're constantly taking digs

at the host. You're taking digs at her,
too, though. The first thing, as soon as

we got on the boat, you had started
saying something like negative. I didn't

anything negative. Get it right, Candy.

I don't feel like we should have to drag
back to the dock just because she's

feeling a certain kind of way about
whatever Mia has said.

I'm not going to be disrespectful.

No, of course not. I'm not going to,
especially about...

I don't know what got you so upset just
now.

I've been calling you bitch all day.
We've been playing.

No, it was like you said bitch and you
said whatever bitch. That whole like

whatever. Very dismissive. And I
understand you may be on the edge. And

going to go there with you. I'm not
going to be disrespectful to you unless

come for me.

In this group, we use the word bitch as
a term of endearment and also quite

disrespectfully. And I think when Portia
used it toward me, it was meant only to

be. disrespectful. Do you honestly think
I'm calling you a bitch? Yes. In that

moment in time you say whatever bitch.
Okay. It's very dismissive and it's

disrespectful and your ass knows that it
is. Hold on. Hold on. So stop playing

like you don't. Please don't play stupid
with me. People call you stupid but I

know you're actually not that damn
stupid all the time bitch. Whatever

They call you more.

If you felt I meant it in a
disrespectful way I did. So are you

we moving on? You mean as in like I'm
sorry Cynthia because I don't feel like

did anything but what I'm saying is Okay
what if you don't feel like you did it?

Then of course you go back over there.
I'm telling you how I felt. I felt like

it was an insult.

You're not talking about anything.

You didn't come here to apologize. And
I'm like listening to like Charlie Brown

talk. What are you saying? What are you
talking about?

That's the shady stuff. You don't want
all the girls. Please go back over

If you say something to me and I feel
something.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

You catch that bitch and shit by
herself, I'm going to fuck her up. Get

the fuck out.

You know her stomach was cut.

How'd it get to her stomach? Well, some
got to her stomach because I saw the

bruises and the cuts with my own big old
eyes.

Anytime you're over 35 years old, they
say it's a high risk.

Something wrong?

I want to, if I can, help you in any
kind of way. Listen, you don't have any

compassion for me and I know that. Of
course I do. No, you don't.

This is the first time that you guys
have had a chance to see one another

everything went down, right?

Yeah. Okay. I hope this conversation
goes better than the last one.

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