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♪
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Gonna get a little weird
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♪ Gonna have a good time
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♪ I ain't from
'round here ♪
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♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo
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♪ Yeh-heah
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♪ I'm talking rainbows
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♪ I'm talking puppies
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♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa,
pa, pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ Ooh
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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪
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♪ Gonna get a little wild
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♪ I ain't from 'round here
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♪ I'm from another dimension
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♪ Oh, burrito
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♪ Burrito
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♪ I'll never let you go
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♪ My little burrito
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♪ Burrito, burrito, burrito
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♪ We've got such a long way
to go ♪
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♪ For me to eat you
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MARCO: Hey Star!
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- ( screams )
- Ow!
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Marco! What did I
tell you about...
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Wait... Marco!
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Hi.
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Oh, my goodness!
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It's so good to see you.
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Um, what are you doing here?
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I missed it here,
so, I decided to come back
permanently.
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- ( toilet flushes )
- TOM: ♪ Burrito, burrito
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- ♪ I'll never let...
- Tom?
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- Marco!
- Tom!
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- GUARD: Intruder!
- ( Marco groans )
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KNIGHTS: Hup, hup, hup.
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Uh, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute.
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Guys, guys, hey guys,
it's all right. It's just Marco.
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I'm not an intruder.
King River said
I could be a knight.
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See?
I got the cape and everything.
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( laughs )
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- Look, he's got a cape.
- ( all laughing )
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Ugh, River.
I'm so confused here.
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You told Marco
he could be a knight?
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Well, uh, yeah.
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I never actually thought
we'd see him again. Ha ha!
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I'm sorry, Marco, but I'm afraid
that's not how it works.
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But King River
gave me a knight's cape.
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M for Mewni.
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No, my boy,
that's my meat blanket.
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- Meat blanket?
- Yes.
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- I also have a cheese doily.
- ( sighs )
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But I wore this thing
every day.
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For weeks. Weeks...
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I'm sorry, Marco,
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but becoming a knight
is no easy task.
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Yes. It takes years
of intense training, dear.
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Yeah.
Years of intense training.
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- He hasn't even been a squire.
- A squire?
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Hey, I can do that.
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River, are any of our knights
in need of a squire?
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Wait, I've got it.
How about we set him up
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with Sir Pop Lock and Dropeth?
Hmm?
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That old scamp!
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( whispering ) Um, actually,
he "pop, locked, and dropped".
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You mean...?
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Oh, my.
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Star, why don't you
have Marco stay with you?
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It will give you two
a chance to catch up
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while we figure this out.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I know a knight
he can squire for.
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Man, Star. I'm sorry.
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I feel like I just
crash landed into your life.
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Well, we figured it out.
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Yeah... um, cool.
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Wow, heh. Check out
all these stairs.
Sure are a lot.
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So, what does Jackie
think about all this?
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Oh, well, she wasn't
really into it, but you know me.
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Ain't nobody telling me
what to do. ( chuckles )
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That-that was a joke.
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Actually, yeah,
she-she broke up with me.
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Well,
I'm very sorry about that.
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So, are you and Tom--
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Yep!
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Oh, look, here's that door
we were walking to.
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( Lavabo laughing )
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Found you!
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Ah, here's our guy,
Sir Lavabo. Hi!
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Ah, princess.
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I will be with you shortly.
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I have a job to finish.
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There. Every sock in the kingdom
now has its mate.
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How may I be of service?
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Well, I...
I got you a squire.
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( gasps )
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My own squire?
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What do you call him?
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- Marco Diaz.
- What?
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I'm squiring
for the laundry guy?
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Yeah. This is Sir Lavabo.
He's super cool.
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But I'd be way down here
in the basement.
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Actually, sub-basement.
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So moody.
You're gonna love it.
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Yeah, but, just the same,
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how about you princess me up
something a little closer,
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like, say,
something in the castle?
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Marco, just 'cause
I'm a princess
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doesn't mean
I can do anything I want.
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Yeah, but if I'm
all the way down here,
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we're never even
gonna see each other.
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( growls )
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You don't appreciate
anything I do!
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Star, wait. I didn't mean...
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Marco Diaz, are you ready
for your first quest?
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Yeah... sure.
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What are we doing?
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You must empty
the lint catcher.
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( mocking Marco )
"Oh, hey Star!"
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"I just showed up
out of nowhere."
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"Why don't you give me
a job to do?"
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Okay, Marco, here's a job.
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"No, not that job!
Another job--" ( groans )
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Hello.
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Eclypsa.
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They're giving you
some outdoor time.
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That's great.
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I know.
And real dragon chains,too.
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( sighs ) They make a lady
feel so free.
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Oh, yeah, that's, uh,
that's really awesome.
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Can I sit?
Sit, like, right there?
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( grunts )
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( exhales )
Thanks.
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Here, take a load off.
Feed the birds.
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Always makes me feel better.
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I don't get how some people
think it's okay
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to just drop into your life
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without so much
as a head's up.
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You know what I'm saying?
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And then you try
to help him out,
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no appreciation.
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So, what's his name?
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Huh? What?
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No, no, no, no, no,
it's not like that.
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Well, well, not anymore.
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- It's just Marco.
- Well, Marco.
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So, that's it.
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Marco thinks that
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just because
I'm a princess,
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I can get him
whatever job he wants.
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Well, can't you?
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No... yes.
But that's not the point.
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Well, now that he's here,
do you want him to stay?
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Uh, yeah... no.
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Ugh, I don't know.
Doesn't matter anyway.
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I already made him
a laundry squire.
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He's squiring
for the knight of the wash?
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Well, then your problem
will take care of itself, dear.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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No squire has ever survived
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more than a day
in the laundry room.
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It's the most dangerous place
in the castle.
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( gasps ) Marco! I got to go.
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Thanks for the popcorn.
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That wasn't popcorn.
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Lavabo, where's Marco?
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On his first quest,
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cleaning out the lint catcher,
mi' lady.
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Oh, no.
Sparkle slushie juice blast!
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Wait, princess!
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Marco?
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Whoa!
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( blows raspberry )
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That was weird.
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Marco! There you are.
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No, don't.
You're gonna wake it up.
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- What?
- No, I said.
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Don't. You're gonna wake it up.
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What?
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( sighs ) I said,
you're going to wake it up.
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( slithering )
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( screeching )
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- Whoa!
- Ugh!
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Whoa! Aah!
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Aah!
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Rolling thunder lightning blast!
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Aah!
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( grunts )
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( shrieks )
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No!
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( Star screaming )
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( grunts )
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Marco!
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( belches )
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Huh?
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( belches )
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( both grunt )
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Marco, are you okay?
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We gotta get
that fan moving.
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( monster rumbling )
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( Marco grunting )
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Hiya!
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( grunts )
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It won't budge!
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Wiggle harder!
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( rumbling )
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I'm coming, Marco.
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- Ha, gotcha!
- Whoa!
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( monster screaming )
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Fantastic exit beam!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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( both grunt )
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LAVABO:
Bravo!
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Fantastique!
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Only one other squire
has survived the lint catcher.
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Me!
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Marco Diaz, you will make
a fine squire
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for the knights of the wash.
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( chuckles ) Great.
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Thanks, I guess.
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Uh, Lavabo, can you
give us a sec?
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I need to talk
to Marco alone.
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As you wish, Princess.
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Long live the wash.
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( sighs )
Okay, listen, Marco.
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Here's the thing.
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A lot has changed
in my life since you left.
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It's complicated,
but I finally figured out
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that I just need to be
the best princess I can now.
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And with you here
it's really hard to--
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Yeah, yeah.
I totally get it.
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It was a crazy bad idea
for me to do this
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without giving you
a heads up.
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I'll go back to Earth.
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That's not what I meant.
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Okay, can I, uh,
take my hands
off my face, please?
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I feel like I'm gonna
run into something.
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Okay, stop.
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This is the place.
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Sparkle glitter bomb expand.
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Okay, you can look now.
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Wow.
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Is that... ( gasps )
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What?
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No way!
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I can't believe it!
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( puppies whimpering )
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My room!
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( gasps )
All my stuff!
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My galactic kung fu doll.
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( gasps )
This is so great!
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Marco, kneel.
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( chuckles )
Uh, what?
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Marco, sit.
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What are-are you doing?
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( clears throat )
Head down, please.
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I hereby declare that you,
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Marco Ubaldo Diaz,
shall henceforth
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00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:56,187
be my royal squire,
to stay by my side
263
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,023
in times of peace
or danger,
264
00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:01,126
as my most trusted
confidant and advisor.
265
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:04,262
To go clubbing with me
even when he's too tired,
266
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,765
to share his
late night nachos,
267
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:11,202
but most importantly
to be my very best friend
268
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,371
so long as we both
shall live.
269
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,340
Amen.
270
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,174
Do you accept?
271
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,243
I do.
272
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,816
Wait, do princesses
even have squires?
273
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,185
I'm a princess.
I can do what I want.
274
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,822
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
275
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,791
Quest Buy is proud to host
276
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,160
Quest Buy's 10,000th annual
277
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,796
Squire Blowout, or whatever.
278
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,732
Marco, this is gonna be
so much fun!
279
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,534
Just a squire and his knight
280
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:46,404
shopping, pop-locking,
shop-locking.
281
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,806
You know,
you feel me, bro.
282
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,340
I know that looked like it hurt.
283
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,910
Oh, it did,
but I'll feel better
284
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,512
as soon as we find
this little beauty
285
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:56,715
from the Quest Buy catalog.
286
00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,183
I've always wanted one!
287
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:01,386
Sorry, Star, but that's
not on the list.
288
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:05,690
Boom!
289
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,859
BABY-MAN:
Wow, that's so organized.
290
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:11,029
Look, it's got coupons
attached to it.
291
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,230
I like a coupon.
292
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,432
( chuckles )
Hey, guys.
293
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:17,001
Oh, hey, man.
I dig your list.
294
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,437
Thanks.
It's every sale item
of the Squire Blowout
295
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,439
grouped together
by aisle and availability.
296
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,408
I called ahead to check
the inventory on each item.
297
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,676
That's cool.
298
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:26,778
A great squire is
an organized squire.
299
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:27,879
That's what I always say.
300
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,115
Uh, great.
301
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,916
Squire!
302
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,618
I'm Higgs.
That's Baby-Man.
303
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,386
- Hey!
- And the old guy
304
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,088
- is Old Guy.
- I'm old!
305
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,089
- I'm M--
- He's Marco.
306
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,691
This is his first blowout.
307
00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:42,093
Really? Huh.
I would've thought
you a veteran
308
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,261
with that fancy
list of yours.
309
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,430
Nope.
I don't know anything at all.
310
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,464
Heh, nice.
311
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,900
Well, welcome to the
community, Marco.
312
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,202
- I'm honored.
- I'm honored.
313
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,371
Oh, uh, just a little
squire to squire advice,
314
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,440
equipping your knight
and making them look good
315
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,275
is gonna be your
most important task.
316
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,277
So you wanna get to
the good stuff fast.
317
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,712
The shelves
clear out quickly.
318
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,113
I plan on it.
319
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,982
So, where are
y'alls knights at?
320
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,450
Oh, they're over there.
321
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,319
That's Lady Whosits.
Baby-Man's knight.
322
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,322
( growls, laughs )
323
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:15,627
And Old Man's knight,
Sir Dashing of Muzzleton.
324
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:18,263
( gasps )
325
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,330
Call me.
326
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,166
And this is my knight,
327
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,767
Sir Stabby.
328
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,502
( growls )
329
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,338
Higgs, I am in need
of a wet wipe.
330
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,474
Oh, cool.
331
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,943
Duty calls.
See you at the starting line.
332
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,112
- Nerd.
- Okay.
333
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,414
Did she just
call me a nerd?
334
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,782
( chuckles )
No.
335
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:41,419
Endearing nerd
or something.
336
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,587
You know.
I don't know.
337
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:46,024
Come on,
let's get a cart.
338
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,827
My lady, choose your steed.
339
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:54,833
No. No.
Oh, in your dreams.
340
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,836
( gasps )
Giddy up, horsey!
341
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,337
Whee!
342
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,705
All right, here we go, boy!
343
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,173
Hi-ho, rainbow!
344
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,775
( PA beeps )
345
00:14:03,777 --> 00:14:07,278
( clears throat )
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
346
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,215
the 10,000th annualSquire Blowout
347
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:14,352
is starting in... now minutes.
348
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,454
- Wait, what?
- Go!
349
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,789
Go, go, go!
350
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:18,790
Marco, giddy up!
351
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:20,124
- Whee!
- Aah!
352
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:23,828
Marco, I think
something's wrong
353
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,630
with the wheels!
354
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:28,032
Whoa! Ah.
355
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,033
( knight laughing )
356
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,536
Here's my bolt, losers!
357
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,538
( laughs )
Thanks for the head start!
358
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,373
What?
359
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,542
That old guy
sabotaged our cart.
360
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,411
( gasps ) They're gonna get
all the good items before us!
361
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,248
Marco, it's all good.
362
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,482
We'll get the good stuff.
363
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,783
Let's just try to have fun.
364
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,222
See, fun!
Now, let's go!
365
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,025
I am buying everything!
366
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,326
Whoo-hoo!
367
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,594
Okay, what is
item number one?
368
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,396
Item number one is,
uh, a chest plate.
369
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,831
We need a chest plate.
370
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:00,999
It's on aisle
eight point nine.
371
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,200
Eight point nine,
got it.
372
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,135
Yee-haw!
373
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,071
Got mine!
374
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,608
( grunts )
I got mine.
375
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,443
I goo-goo got mine.
376
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,045
Hey, there's one left.
377
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,047
Almost forgot.
378
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,449
Have fun wearing my face.
379
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,051
Ha ha!
380
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,887
That Baby-Man ruined
the last chest plate.
381
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,456
I knew those squires
were up to something.
382
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,692
They don't want me
to have the good stuff.
383
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,461
- Marco, I don't--
- Yes, I see it now.
384
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,796
I think you're making them out--
385
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,098
I've got it!
We'll outsmart them.
386
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,867
We'll just go out of order.
387
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:37,302
That way we can get ahead.
388
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,703
Marco, chill.
389
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,105
I don't even wear chest plates.
390
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,408
I just wanna
salvage my plan, that's all.
391
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,878
A great squire
is an organized squire.
392
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,285
Yes! We've beat
the other squires to it.
393
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,554
( gasps )
I want that one!
394
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,457
Uh, oh, uh.
395
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,627
Actually, Star, I did
the research on these guys,
396
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,295
and it came down to these two.
397
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,630
They each ranked highest
in their class
398
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,066
on safety, growth rate,
a knight horse power.
399
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,600
This one comes with an airbag.
400
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:10,835
So either of these
should be good.
401
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,937
Oh, okay.
402
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,274
Well, I guess the airbag one.
403
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,543
- Good choice.
- ( horse squeaks )
404
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,080
Okay, since we're right near
the dragon repellant,
405
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,581
I think we should--
406
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,687
Hey, that's our
starter horse!
407
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,756
What?
I didn't take your horse.
408
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,692
I just saw you take it.
Now give it back.
409
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,662
Higgs, did you take
their starter horse?
410
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,697
No, siree.
Unh-unh.
411
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,600
Are you calling my squire
a liar?
412
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,303
Uh, yes?
413
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,271
If you're calling
my squire a liar...
414
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,341
- Oh, whoa!
- Then you're calling me a liar!
415
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,477
Ugh, whatever, stabby dude.
416
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,678
Take the horse.
We don't need it.
417
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,715
Very well.
418
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,518
( blows raspberry )
419
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,552
Can you believe her?
420
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,021
It's all right, Marco.
421
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,623
I'll just pick out
another... one.
422
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:09,193
Ha ha!
Peace!
423
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,728
Are you serious?
424
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,897
It's okay, Marco.
425
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,333
Listen, let's just
get back to your list.
426
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,467
Look, look, look, look, look.
427
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:17,635
There's the dragon repellant.
428
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,170
We need that, right?
429
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,305
( sighs )
Yeah.
430
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,645
Ugh, yep,
that's the stuff.
431
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,113
HIGGS:
Yoo-hoo!
432
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,019
- ( dragons growling )
- Oh, no.
433
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:37,188
( dragons growling,
Marco screaming )
434
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,557
Apparently, we've got dragons
435
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,761
on aisle 14.2... again.
436
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,697
Shoo. Shoo.
437
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,900
( sighs )
This is not my department.
438
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,603
( coughs )
439
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,205
Uh, please get off.
440
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,607
( coughing )
441
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,909
Uh, whoopsie.
442
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,377
Did you mean to get this one?
443
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,381
Easy mistake.
They look so similar.
444
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,116
( growling )
445
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,785
You wanna tell me why
you're being such a jerk?
446
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,022
Listen, wannabe, you think
it's easy being a squire?
447
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:14,859
All of my waking hours
I'm weaving chain mail,
sharpening swords.
448
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,594
I'm always at my knight's
beck and call.
449
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,597
I've even learned how to
polish armor in my sleep.
450
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,599
But what did you do
to earn this job?
451
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,035
Oh, nothing.
It was handed to you
452
00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,870
because you're the
princess' boyfriend.
453
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,072
What? I'm not her boyfriend.
454
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,707
Interesting.
455
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,311
Guess it was handed to you
out of pity, then, huh?
456
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,113
( growls )
Star!
457
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,548
- Marco!
- I'm here, Star.
458
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,450
- Under the dragon butt.
- Oh.
459
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,619
Scram, lizard.
Sk-Sk-Skidaddle!
460
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,489
Well, I think
that's enough fun
for one squire.
461
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,090
What say we call it
a day, Marco?
462
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,625
The sale's almost over,
anyway.
463
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,795
No! There's still
one thing left
on my list, Star.
464
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,397
Armor wax.
There's just one bottle left.
465
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,832
I called ahead to check.
466
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,235
We have to get it
before those other squires.
467
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,970
Uh, Marco, no offense,
468
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,671
but you're looking
kinda sweaty.
469
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,173
Like sweatier than usual.
470
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,741
Hey, maybe let's just,
you know--
471
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,410
- Mount the cart!
- Okay!
472
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,014
( gasps )
473
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:12,984
Don't let them get that!
474
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,852
( both laughing )
475
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,762
( shrieks )
Marco!
476
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,031
Aah!
Oh, that's it!
477
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,666
Aah!
478
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,868
Aah!
479
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,476
( laughs )
Yes!
480
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,978
( groaning )
481
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,714
- Marco!
- What?
482
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,783
( groaning )
483
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,486
Oh, I didn't trip her
that hard.
484
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,688
What? She's faking it.
485
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,723
( sighs )
Here.
486
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,058
Ha, ha-ha!
487
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,860
Thanks for the wax, losers!
488
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,295
Let's check out.
489
00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:01,165
Dude, you have
got to chill.
490
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,733
What? Why?
491
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,369
I'm just trying to get you
the best stuff.
492
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,840
I'm sorry.
493
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,676
I just really wanted
to show everyone
494
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,245
that I was truly worthy
of being your squire.
495
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,881
But maybe I'm not
cut out for this.
496
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,884
Why did you appoint me
as your squire
in the first place?
497
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,352
I'm terrible at it.
498
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,520
I didn't get you any gear,
499
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,088
and you're gonna
look like a joke
500
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,923
in front of all
the other knights.
501
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,762
Okay, first of all,
I am a princess.
502
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,764
So I'm gonna look great
no matter what.
503
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,867
Second, I knew how excited you
were about coming back to Mewni
504
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,669
so I bent the rules a little.
505
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,705
I'm a princess,
not a knight.
506
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,740
I don't need the stuff
actual knights need.
507
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,709
I've got, like,
a magic wand.
508
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,577
The whole point
of making you my squire
509
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,778
was so we could
hang out again
510
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,280
and just do silly stuff.
511
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,916
Attention, Quest Buy shoppers,
512
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,551
only one minute remains
513
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,554
in this year'sSquire Blowout sale.
514
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,256
All right, come on.
515
00:20:58,258 --> 00:20:59,890
Huh? But wait, wait, wait.
516
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,859
Marco, I just told you
I don't need the--
517
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,094
I know, I know.
518
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,695
Come on.
519
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,796
( indistinct chatter )
520
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:10,434
Got you this
really shiny shield.
521
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,470
Not shiny enough.
522
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,743
( gasps )
It's beautiful!
523
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,879
Hey, Marco, I challenge you
to a duel...
524
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,814
A duel of silliness!
525
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,950
I accept your challenge!
526
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,286
( both exclaiming )
527
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,622
Hey, what do they think
they're doing?
528
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,957
That's not knight gear.
529
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,393
That's just silly,
random, fun stuff.
530
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:38,396
- Ugh.
- Clever squire.
531
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:41,132
Salami.
I'd never see that coming.
532
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,500
( groans )
533
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,935
Uh, did you really mean to grab
534
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:48,606
two of these defective
happy gnomes?
535
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,975
BOTH: Yes, yes, we did.
536
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,044
( both laughing )
537
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,581
♪ She's a princess
winning battles ♪
538
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,751
♪ Through the break of dawn
539
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,820
♪ Don't worry when it's night
540
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,823
♪ 'Cause she will keep
the lights on ♪
541
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:11,662
♪ Oh, there goes
a shining star ♪
542
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,265
♪ Evil won't deter her
No, sir ♪
543
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:16,667
♪ 'Cause magic
flows through her ♪
544
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,035
♪ Star Butterfly
545
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:21,372
♪ She is a shining star
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