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Do you work here, by any chance?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm always around.

Awesome. So you own a building?

Yeah, I do.

Okay.

I cannot find the bathroom. I've been lost forever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so you're, like, new here?

Oh, yes, I should say, which is why I'm lost finding the bathroom.

All right. Yeah, well, I hope I can see you around later then, right?

Absolutely, but only to tell me where that bathroom is.

Yeah, sure. It's down there, and then you'll see a hall.

Mm -hmm.

Just go down that hall and that's where the bathroom is.

Okay. I will try to remember that.

Yeah, it'll be on your right.

I'll find you if I don't.

I'm just kidding. I can't even find the bathroom.

Thank you.

And I don't know. I don't even think it's that big of a deal. It's just... I

mean, it's a joke. Like, does anybody not know what humor is these days?

Fuck.

Crisis management?

The hell is crisis management?

They work for us?

Send them down, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a buddy.

Whatever.

Yeah, go ahead and send them down.

Alright, bye.

Come in.

Oh.

Hi.

You. From the farewell.

Yeah, that's me.

Wait.

You're not the crisis management, are you?

That's me.

Oh, God.

So you knew I was coming. I'm in the right office, right?

Yeah, yeah.

I knew that you were coming. I didn't know you were coming, but I did know

crisis management was coming.

Well, they called me and sent me to speak to you because the company is

concerned.

The company has a brand.

You are high up enough that what you say, type, put out there, it affects

the shareholders.

Yeah, well, I mean, it's out there, so what am I supposed to do?

Well, that's what they got me to do.

So I'm here.

And I'm supposed to fix it, basically.

Yeah, well, I mean, What do they want me to do, delete it or something?

Well, yeah, I see the emails up.

Well, I don't... All right, just come back here, I guess.

Okay,

so... Like,

that one's real bad.

No, that's funny.

I mean, at this point... At this point, I would just delete the whole damn

account. But, like, we definitely need to get rid of these and these. I mean...

The company that you're representing sells color, like housewives and stuff

that.

And housewives, they don't have a sense of humor?

They don't. They certainly don't think their place is in the kitchen.

Yeah, well, I'm not deleting it.

On my account, I can do what I want with it.

Okay, and this is your job, and they can do what they want with it.

Yeah, well, they're not going to fire me.

You seem a little cocky.

Yeah, well... For all this, you're just going to do what you want to do.

Exactly. I mean, I thought, like, big dick energy was, like, funnier than

You have to be packing to have just this sort of attitude.

I mean...

Okay,

I mean, you know, it's an argument.

You don't own the place.

Can you be cocky but, like, less online?

I mean. I mean, the world can see it.

This wasn't, like, a break room conversation. This was the whole

I'm not going to apologize, but.

And since you're showing up in the company, your tag is in, like, the

tag. I'm definitely going to get that off of there.

Yeah. Well, I mean, like I said, I'm not going to apologize, but I feel like I

could be convinced to delete them.

Go on.

I mean, that's your job, right?

It is my job to get people to delete things if they're not usually so cocky

about it.

Yeah, well, sometimes I need some persuading.

Yeah, that's definitely cocky. What's in it for you, basically?

Exactly. You

are

going to delete them, aren't you?

Like I said, I just need a little persuasion.

Motivation.

Yeah, something like that.

Your door has a lock on it, right?

Everybody knows that could bother me.

Hmm.

You've got big ball energy too.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

What?

You need to listen to what I've got.

Yeah, you are doing a good job.

Hmm. I'd like to go home. I can't go to work.

Keep this up. You might even get a WVF on account.

Maybe.

You should think about it.

uh

uh

You all right?

You'll make sure.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I do.

Show me.

I thought I was the boss here.

You're my employee.

What does the boss want?

I think you know exactly what the boss wants.

Okay.

I have to say though, it doesn't seem like I'm in the kitchen.

to be the boss.

You seem like you want to be in charge. You want to be in charge again?

Don't let me write off. You're so strong.

All right, deleted.

Wait, there's one more.

I got it.

I got it. I got it.

I got

it.