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Please, God, don't let them sit over
here.
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Please. Please don't let them sit over
here.
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Hey, Beeman.
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Let's sit over there.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's sit over there.
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Hey, baby.
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Got any cavities?
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That was cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That was wonderful, Eddie. Let's hear it
for Eddie. You want to do it again?
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And now... I don't know. Let's
welcome... Just some old fart knocker.
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And the Jets.
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And the French Reds.
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Now, I'm the prince and that's Jazzy
Jeff. We've shown for years that we are
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deaf. But here's some more for y 'all to
just come get it. Rip the wheels, Jake.
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You look funny. It's that guy from TV.
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Uh, yeah, he's on TV.
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Everybody on TV is that guy on TV.
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No, but, no, I mean, he's like on TV
like another time, you know, with like
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Carlton and Hillary.
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Uh,
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oh, yeah.
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You watch that show?
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Yeah. You got a problem with that?
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I don't have a problem with you being a
wolf.
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I'm put in.
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Carlton.
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You want some rock right now? Come on,
get in here.
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Yeah, he wants to rock right now.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Don't go slow. No.
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No.
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Stop it.
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That's better.
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What's your problem, Viva?
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That's weird.
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Yeah, sort of.
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A little bit.
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Right, and he said, you know, my mask
ain't at all black.
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That guy keeps, like, asking what he
wants to do right now. Sounds like he
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doesn't get it. Yeah, that's cool. Like,
some teacher says, damn it, Beavis, go
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to the principal's office.
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And I say, say what now?
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And I say, go to the principal's office.
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Say what now?
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And I just keep doing it over and over
again.
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It's cool.
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Uh, say what?
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Is that like, you know, like not paying
attention at school?
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You know, like at school and stuff?
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Play what now?
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Is that not paying attention at school,
butthole?
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Well, butthead, we're not seeing a lot
of progress here.
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Have you been wearing your rubber bands
and headgear at night?
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Headgear.
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Now open up wide for me, okay?
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Again.
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Now, butthead, you're going to have to
hold still.
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Cut it out, asswipe.
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I'll kick your ass.
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That does it.
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Nitrous. But doctor, you really think
it's a good idea? Laughing at him?
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I wish it was none of that.
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Goofy was cool.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me!
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You! Get over here!
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Son, I couldn't help but notice how
close you were holding that magazine.
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you ever taken an eye exam?
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I hate tests.
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Well, at the end of this one, you get a
sucker.
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Cool.
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The chances are very, very good that
this is a repeat.
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Stick around anyway.
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Beavis and the brown -haired guy will be
right back.
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Cool, a viewmaster.
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These things are cool.
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Now, what do you see, Beavis?
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Um, uh, the alphabet.
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Can you read this line?
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Uh, buh, buh, but.
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Hmm. And how about this letter?
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Um... Um... Uh, X?
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That's a letter, right?
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Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...
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Butthead, we had some
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complications and had to wire your mouth
shut.
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It'll be a couple of weeks before you
get it off.
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Sorry. Here, take this.
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Oh, I'm sorry. How silly of me. You'd
have to be able to open your mouth to
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enjoy this, huh?
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What was I thinking?
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This is cool.
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Come on, what letter is this?
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Um... X?
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Whoa. This is like being in a toilet.
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You're not leaving till you get one
right.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Thank God.
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Cool.
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Shut up, asswipe.
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Oh, no.
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What is this crap?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Why is he sitting there? Yeah.
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Get up. Yeah, really.
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Stand up and just get out of there.
Yeah.
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I wish she would stand up and leave.
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Yeah.
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And then, like, I wish the music would
stop, too. Yeah. Just because we have to
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sit through this crap doesn't mean she
can, too.
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Hey, look, buddy, they're throwing a
bunch of crap on her. Yeah.
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And she still won't get up.
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Maybe she's inside one of those things,
you know, like with the snowman where
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you, like, shake it up and all that
stuff comes down. Oh, yeah.
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I like to break those. Yeah, me too.
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I like to break just about anything,
really.
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What's all that crap she's holding?
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I don't know.
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Maybe they're like tools or something.
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Tools?
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Hey, check out those guys.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mr. Bungholio and his twirling fart
knocker.
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Yeah, yeah. That might come with it.
Okay, best of luck. I think it's time to
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play out Mr. Bungholio and the twirling
butt knocker.
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Uh, that's fart knocker, Beaver. Oh,
yeah.
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I wish this chick would just quit
whining. Yeah, yeah, really.
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You know, you could change the channel,
but... I shouldn't have to do that. She
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should just shut up.
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She's the one who sucks.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess you're
right.
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Whoa.
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What the hell was that?
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This chick isn't humming right. Yeah,
really.
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It's supposed to hum like this.
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Now, butthead, you've waited your whole
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life to say this in class without
getting in trouble.
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Our topic for today is...
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Say it, butthead!
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Say it, you panty waist!
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Say it! Say it!
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Get out of my class, you uncooperative
maggot!
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Beavis! What does this say?
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Um, uh, um, I don't, uh, uh,
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yeah. Get out!
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Get out!
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Hey, Butt -head, what was on the board?
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What?
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Try talking out of your mouth instead of
your butt.
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What? What?
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This sucks.
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