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Please, God, don't let them sit over here.

Please. Please don't let them sit over here.

Hey, Beeman.

Let's sit over there.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's sit over there.

Hey, baby.

Got any cavities?

That was cool.

Yeah, yeah.

That was wonderful, Eddie. Let's hear it for Eddie. You want to do it again?

And now... I don't know. Let's welcome... Just some old fart knocker.

And the Jets.

And the French Reds.

Now, I'm the prince and that's Jazzy Jeff. We've shown for years that we are

deaf. But here's some more for y 'all to just come get it. Rip the wheels, Jake.

You look funny. It's that guy from TV.

Uh, yeah, he's on TV.

Everybody on TV is that guy on TV.

No, but, no, I mean, he's like on TV like another time, you know, with like

Carlton and Hillary.

Uh,

oh, yeah.

You watch that show?

Yeah. You got a problem with that?

I don't have a problem with you being a wolf.

I'm put in.

Carlton.

You want some rock right now? Come on, get in here.

Yeah, he wants to rock right now.

Hey, what's going on?

Don't go slow. No.

No.

Stop it.

That's better.

What's your problem, Viva?

That's weird.

Yeah, sort of.

A little bit.

Right, and he said, you know, my mask ain't at all black.

That guy keeps, like, asking what he wants to do right now. Sounds like he

doesn't get it. Yeah, that's cool. Like, some teacher says, damn it, Beavis, go

to the principal's office.

And I say, say what now?

And I say, go to the principal's office.

Say what now?

And I just keep doing it over and over again.

It's cool.

Uh, say what?

Is that like, you know, like not paying attention at school?

You know, like at school and stuff?

Play what now?

Is that not paying attention at school, butthole?

Well, butthead, we're not seeing a lot of progress here.

Have you been wearing your rubber bands and headgear at night?

Headgear.

Now open up wide for me, okay?

Again.

Now, butthead, you're going to have to hold still.

Cut it out, asswipe.

I'll kick your ass.

That does it.

Nitrous. But doctor, you really think it's a good idea? Laughing at him?

I wish it was none of that.

Goofy was cool.

Excuse me.

Excuse me!

You! Get over here!

Son, I couldn't help but notice how close you were holding that magazine.

you ever taken an eye exam?

I hate tests.

Well, at the end of this one, you get a sucker.

Cool.

The chances are very, very good that this is a repeat.

Stick around anyway.

Beavis and the brown -haired guy will be right back.

Cool, a viewmaster.

These things are cool.

Now, what do you see, Beavis?

Um, uh, the alphabet.

Can you read this line?

Uh, buh, buh, but.

Hmm. And how about this letter?

Um... Um... Uh, X?

That's a letter, right?

Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...

Butthead, we had some

complications and had to wire your mouth shut.

It'll be a couple of weeks before you get it off.

Sorry. Here, take this.

Oh, I'm sorry. How silly of me. You'd have to be able to open your mouth to

enjoy this, huh?

What was I thinking?

This is cool.

Come on, what letter is this?

Um... X?

Whoa. This is like being in a toilet.

You're not leaving till you get one right.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Thank God.

Cool.

Shut up, asswipe.

Oh, no.

What is this crap?

Yeah, yeah.

Why is he sitting there? Yeah.

Get up. Yeah, really.

Stand up and just get out of there. Yeah.

I wish she would stand up and leave.

Yeah.

And then, like, I wish the music would stop, too. Yeah. Just because we have to

sit through this crap doesn't mean she can, too.

Hey, look, buddy, they're throwing a bunch of crap on her. Yeah.

And she still won't get up.

Maybe she's inside one of those things, you know, like with the snowman where

you, like, shake it up and all that stuff comes down. Oh, yeah.

I like to break those. Yeah, me too.

I like to break just about anything, really.

What's all that crap she's holding?

I don't know.

Maybe they're like tools or something.

Tools?

Hey, check out those guys.

Oh, yeah.

Mr. Bungholio and his twirling fart knocker.

Yeah, yeah. That might come with it. Okay, best of luck. I think it's time to

play out Mr. Bungholio and the twirling butt knocker.

Uh, that's fart knocker, Beaver. Oh, yeah.

I wish this chick would just quit whining. Yeah, yeah, really.

You know, you could change the channel, but... I shouldn't have to do that. She

should just shut up.

She's the one who sucks.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Whoa.

What the hell was that?

This chick isn't humming right. Yeah, really.

It's supposed to hum like this.

Now, butthead, you've waited your whole

life to say this in class without getting in trouble.

Our topic for today is...

Say it, butthead!

Say it, you panty waist!

Say it! Say it!

Get out of my class, you uncooperative maggot!

Beavis! What does this say?

Um, uh, um, I don't, uh, uh,

yeah. Get out!

Get out!

Hey, Butt -head, what was on the board?

What?

Try talking out of your mouth instead of your butt.

What? What?

This sucks.