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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,919 --> 00:00:17,480 Woo! You got a nice little patootie on it, don't you? 2 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:21,740 Enough with the train, bring on the caboose. Yeah. 3 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:24,180 Shut up, you bunch of dirt balls. 4 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,500 This old guy's a... 5 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:30,740 Cool. Yeah. 6 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,360 They know how to talk to girls. Yeah. 7 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,060 They should, like, make a video. 8 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,440 How to talk to chicks. 9 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:40,900 Yeah. Volume one, hunting and escaping. 10 00:00:41,540 --> 00:00:42,760 That would be cool. 11 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:47,220 Whoa. 12 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:55,140 These chicks are horny. 13 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,360 Yeah, yeah. 14 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,240 How come chicks are only horny like that on TV? 15 00:01:01,949 --> 00:01:06,050 They have these places where horny chicks are, but it's like, you gotta 16 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:07,050 fake ID. 17 00:01:11,090 --> 00:01:16,850 Damn it. I've seen this video about a million times. 18 00:01:17,150 --> 00:01:20,810 Yeah, yeah, me too. I've watched this video like a zillion times, and it's 19 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:22,630 she still never takes her clothes off. 20 00:01:22,870 --> 00:01:25,310 I keep, like, waiting for her to get out of that tub or something. 21 00:01:25,970 --> 00:01:26,970 Never does. 22 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:32,330 Divas, it's the same video. If she doesn't get naked the first time you see 23 00:01:32,370 --> 00:01:33,370 she's never gonna get naked. 24 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:35,460 How do you know, butthead? 25 00:01:35,820 --> 00:01:38,260 You know, she might, like, decide to get crazy or something. 26 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,440 Here, come. 27 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,440 See? Stand up. Stand up. 28 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,920 Stand up. 29 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:48,840 Eva, she's not going to be naked. It's the same video every time. 30 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:50,360 No way, butthead. You don't know that. 31 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,360 I think she's going to be naked. 32 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:53,840 Yeah, yeah. 33 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,800 Maybe she'll do it this time. Yeah, yeah. 34 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,300 Show it. 35 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,560 Dumbass. 36 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:07,130 You got that stuff in her hair. Yeah. 37 00:02:08,130 --> 00:02:09,870 That stuff's called jelly curl. 38 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,130 Jelly? 39 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:12,270 What, knocker? 40 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:14,330 Hey, don't call me that, butthead. 41 00:02:14,690 --> 00:02:15,689 I'm serious. 42 00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:17,010 Uh, okay. 43 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,470 Dill hole. 44 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:19,810 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 45 00:02:20,150 --> 00:02:21,150 That's better. 46 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:27,330 Whoa. 47 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,070 Yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:34,310 It's like... 49 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,540 A big hole in the ground. 50 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,580 You called it, dude. 51 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,460 Hey, butthead, check it out. Pipes. 52 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:44,460 Yeah. 53 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,460 I wonder if they're, like, pipes for water or pipes for, like, crap. 54 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:54,940 Yeah, that would be cool if they really had, like, pipes with crap and turds 55 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:55,940 running through them. 56 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,920 They do, dumbass. 57 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,060 How do you think all that crap gets out of your house? 58 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:02,399 It doesn't. 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,780 It's in my basement in little jars. 60 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,200 That's pretty disgusting, Beavis. Yeah, I know. 61 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:17,380 Uh, I'm gonna, like, crawl into this pipe and see what's inside. 62 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,420 Yeah, but, like, hurry up. I'm hungry. 63 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,260 Whoa. 64 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:26,820 It's dark in here. 65 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:43,890 Come on, buddy, let's go get some nachos. 66 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:45,910 Uh, okay. 67 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:52,070 I can't get out. 68 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:54,550 I'm, like, stuck. 69 00:03:56,630 --> 00:03:57,630 That's cool. 70 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,870 It's not cool, Beavis. I'm not sure yet, but I think it sucks. 71 00:04:12,590 --> 00:04:15,930 You got to keep your dial right there with Beavis and Butthead. They'll be 72 00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:16,930 back. 73 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,530 Ow. 74 00:04:26,230 --> 00:04:28,630 Stop it, Beavis. It's not working. 75 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:34,330 I said stop it. Are you, like, hearing repaired or something? 76 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:38,190 I think I hurt myself. 77 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:39,930 Good. 78 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,440 What do I do now? 79 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:46,340 Figure out how to get me out of this pipe, dumbass. 80 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:54,260 Um... Come on, Beavis. 81 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,640 Um, I think I got an idea. 82 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,440 Uh, what is it? 83 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:03,500 You could, like, live in the pipe. 84 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,120 Yeah. 85 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:13,240 They can't make you go to school. 86 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,600 Oh, yeah? 87 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,420 But what about chicks? 88 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 There's chicks in there? 89 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,960 No, fart knocker. 90 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:24,380 I'm talking about the chicks I'm going to be scoring with when I get some chest 91 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:25,380 hair. 92 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,060 Get the chicks stuck in the pipe with you. 93 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:32,240 That would be cool. 94 00:05:35,340 --> 00:05:36,340 Freeze! 95 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:37,900 You punk guys! 96 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:41,640 Man, this is going to look good on my record. 97 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:43,740 Teenage vandals. 98 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,780 Society's human waste products. 99 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:50,000 He's like trapped in a pipe. 100 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,400 Trapped? Good sweet lord! 101 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,840 Don't panic, boy. 102 00:05:57,180 --> 00:06:01,160 We're gonna get you out of there. Even if it means risking my own life in the 103 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:06,380 process. You stay here. Try to keep your spirits up. I've got the call to action 104 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:07,380 news. 105 00:06:15,299 --> 00:06:16,299 What is it? 106 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:17,820 I don't know. 107 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,340 Whoa. Look at this guy. Yeah. 108 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,760 Who's he talking to? 109 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,900 I don't know. 110 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,660 Is this, like, one of those three? 111 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,040 Yeah. 112 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:36,710 I thought we had this settled. I'm the best. Who's that? 113 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,530 I thought we had this settled. I'm the best that's ever been. 114 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:50,450 Or will you let the devil be the best? 115 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:53,130 That dude on the hill is pretty cool. Yeah. 116 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,780 I bet you can, like, kick all these guys' asses. 117 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:57,980 Yeah, yeah. 118 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:01,580 Why doesn't he? Yeah. 119 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,720 A fight would be nice. 120 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,400 Y 'all better just be turning back if you want this boy to win. 121 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:12,340 That's supposed to be Satan. 122 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:13,880 What? 123 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,920 He looks like that fat dude in Van Halen. 124 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,100 They could have gotten that dude up on the hill to be played. 125 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:24,680 I've seen scarier Platons in a Mr. Big video. 126 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,740 What's he doing with his hand? 127 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,440 They could have gotten Richard and Bart. 128 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,380 It would have been scarier than that. 129 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:55,470 You're the young man's friend. What can you tell us about the victim of this 130 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:56,470 terrible ordeal? 131 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:02,630 He's stuck in a pipe. 132 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:10,990 Ladies and gentlemen, he's free. 133 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:13,130 Butthead is free. 134 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:16,790 Mr. Butthead. Butthead, what did you smell when you were in the pipe? 135 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,500 I have to go to the bathroom. 136 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,300 What a courageous young man. 137 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:31,280 And so this incredible story has a happy ending. 138 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:33,720 Butthead is free. 139 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,980 Trish Burby, Action News. 140 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:37,679 That's a wrap. 141 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:39,980 God, what a stupid kid. 142 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,580 Help! Help, I'm stuck! 143 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,260 Help, I'm stuck! 144 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:06,300 Yes, 145 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:12,460 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 146 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,120 Turn it up, buddy, turn it up! Come on! 147 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,480 Okay, Viva. 148 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,800 Don't talk bad attitude with me. 149 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:22,410 No, no, that's the wrong way, Butt -head. Come on. Oh, there we go. 150 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:27,250 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get some air. 151 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:28,490 Yeah, yeah, 152 00:09:29,630 --> 00:09:30,750 yeah, yeah. 153 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:35,830 Hey, 154 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,230 Butt -head, that was cool. 155 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,790 Uh, what'd you say, Beaver? 156 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,510 I said it was cool. 157 00:09:41,810 --> 00:09:42,810 Uh, 158 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,550 what? 159 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,440 This guy's a good dancer. 160 00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:53,740 Yeah. 161 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:55,980 It's pretty cool. 162 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:02,560 If I get a good dancer, and he sings pretty cool, and you're like... Shut up, 163 00:10:02,580 --> 00:10:04,100 Viva. I'm trying to listen. 164 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:07,520 Oh, yeah, me too. I'm trying to listen too. 165 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,199 Hey, Button. 166 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,920 Will the TV go pretty loud? Let me see. Yeah. 167 00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:20,430 I think that's as loud as it goes. 168 00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:21,690 Damn it. 169 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,770 We need to get a louder TV. 170 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:25,930 Let's get closer to the TV. 171 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:27,390 Yeah, okay. 172 00:10:29,690 --> 00:10:31,870 Now it's hurting my eyes and my ears. 173 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:34,650 Yeah, this is cool. 11120