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Woo! You got a nice little patootie on
it, don't you?
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Enough with the train, bring on the
caboose. Yeah.
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Shut up, you bunch of dirt balls.
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This old guy's a...
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Cool. Yeah.
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They know how to talk to girls. Yeah.
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They should, like, make a video.
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How to talk to chicks.
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Yeah. Volume one, hunting and escaping.
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That would be cool.
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Whoa.
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These chicks are horny.
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Yeah, yeah.
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How come chicks are only horny like that
on TV?
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They have these places where horny
chicks are, but it's like, you gotta
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fake ID.
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Damn it. I've seen this video about a
million times.
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Yeah, yeah, me too. I've watched this
video like a zillion times, and it's
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she still never takes her clothes off.
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I keep, like, waiting for her to get out
of that tub or something.
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Never does.
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Divas, it's the same video. If she
doesn't get naked the first time you see
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she's never gonna get naked.
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How do you know, butthead?
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You know, she might, like, decide to get
crazy or something.
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Here, come.
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See? Stand up. Stand up.
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Stand up.
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Eva, she's not going to be naked. It's
the same video every time.
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No way, butthead. You don't know that.
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I think she's going to be naked.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Maybe she'll do it this time. Yeah,
yeah.
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Show it.
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Dumbass.
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You got that stuff in her hair. Yeah.
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That stuff's called jelly curl.
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Jelly?
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What, knocker?
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Hey, don't call me that, butthead.
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I'm serious.
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Uh, okay.
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Dill hole.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's better.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, yeah.
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It's like...
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A big hole in the ground.
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You called it, dude.
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Hey, butthead, check it out. Pipes.
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Yeah.
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I wonder if they're, like, pipes for
water or pipes for, like, crap.
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Yeah, that would be cool if they really
had, like, pipes with crap and turds
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running through them.
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They do, dumbass.
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How do you think all that crap gets out
of your house?
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It doesn't.
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It's in my basement in little jars.
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That's pretty disgusting, Beavis. Yeah,
I know.
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Uh, I'm gonna, like, crawl into this
pipe and see what's inside.
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Yeah, but, like, hurry up. I'm hungry.
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Whoa.
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It's dark in here.
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Come on, buddy, let's go get some
nachos.
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Uh, okay.
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I can't get out.
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I'm, like, stuck.
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That's cool.
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It's not cool, Beavis. I'm not sure yet,
but I think it sucks.
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You got to keep your dial right there
with Beavis and Butthead. They'll be
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back.
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Ow.
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Stop it, Beavis. It's not working.
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I said stop it. Are you, like, hearing
repaired or something?
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I think I hurt myself.
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Good.
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What do I do now?
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Figure out how to get me out of this
pipe, dumbass.
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Um... Come on, Beavis.
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Um, I think I got an idea.
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Uh, what is it?
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You could, like, live in the pipe.
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Yeah.
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They can't make you go to school.
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Oh, yeah?
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But what about chicks?
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There's chicks in there?
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No, fart knocker.
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I'm talking about the chicks I'm going
to be scoring with when I get some chest
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hair.
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Get the chicks stuck in the pipe with
you.
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That would be cool.
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Freeze!
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You punk guys!
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Man, this is going to look good on my
record.
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Teenage vandals.
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Society's human waste products.
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He's like trapped in a pipe.
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Trapped? Good sweet lord!
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Don't panic, boy.
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We're gonna get you out of there. Even
if it means risking my own life in the
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process. You stay here. Try to keep your
spirits up. I've got the call to action
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news.
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What is it?
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I don't know.
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Whoa. Look at this guy. Yeah.
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Who's he talking to?
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I don't know.
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Is this, like, one of those three?
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Yeah.
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I thought we had this settled. I'm the
best. Who's that?
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I thought we had this settled. I'm the
best that's ever been.
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Or will you let the devil be the best?
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That dude on the hill is pretty cool.
Yeah.
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I bet you can, like, kick all these
guys' asses.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Why doesn't he? Yeah.
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A fight would be nice.
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Y 'all better just be turning back if
you want this boy to win.
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That's supposed to be Satan.
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What?
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He looks like that fat dude in Van
Halen.
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They could have gotten that dude up on
the hill to be played.
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I've seen scarier Platons in a Mr. Big
video.
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What's he doing with his hand?
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They could have gotten Richard and Bart.
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It would have been scarier than that.
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You're the young man's friend. What can
you tell us about the victim of this
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terrible ordeal?
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He's stuck in a pipe.
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Ladies and gentlemen, he's free.
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Butthead is free.
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Mr. Butthead. Butthead, what did you
smell when you were in the pipe?
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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What a courageous young man.
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And so this incredible story has a happy
ending.
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Butthead is free.
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Trish Burby, Action News.
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That's a wrap.
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God, what a stupid kid.
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Help! Help, I'm stuck!
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Help, I'm stuck!
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Turn it up, buddy, turn it up! Come on!
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Okay, Viva.
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Don't talk bad attitude with me.
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No, no, that's the wrong way, Butt
-head. Come on. Oh, there we go.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get some air.
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Yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah.
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Hey,
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Butt -head, that was cool.
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Uh, what'd you say, Beaver?
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I said it was cool.
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Uh,
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what?
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This guy's a good dancer.
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Yeah.
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It's pretty cool.
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If I get a good dancer, and he sings
pretty cool, and you're like... Shut up,
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Viva. I'm trying to listen.
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Oh, yeah, me too. I'm trying to listen
too.
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Hey, Button.
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Will the TV go pretty loud? Let me see.
Yeah.
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I think that's as loud as it goes.
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Damn it.
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We need to get a louder TV.
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Let's get closer to the TV.
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Yeah, okay.
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Now it's hurting my eyes and my ears.
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Yeah, this is cool.
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