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You've got the Gus Baker show on and the first issue, but death penalty, yes or

no? Yes. Yes.

A chair. A chair.

In my opinion, you betcha. Yes.

And they call me reactionary because I say criminals

should be punished and ordinary folks like you and me should have the right to

carry guns.

Yes. Yes!

Hey, Beaver. This dude is cool.

Also tonight, music videos.

Who makes these affronts to common decency?

Where I come from, we have a word for garbage like that. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. They suck. They suck.

But first, a commercial. Our lines are open. Give us a call.

This guy kicks ass.

Yeah, yeah. Let's call him.

Whoa, he's like saying things.

How did he do that?

Here, I'll show you, Viva.

That might hurt a little.

Whoa.

I don't think that worked for him.

Try it again.

Uh... Okay.

Whenever I go to a birthday party, I just, like, tear open presents and break

stuff and just run around and I go... Beavis, you've never been

invited to a party in your life.

Yeah, Dad, remember at Stuart's party?

We were, like, playing hide -and -seek.

I, like, climbed in the dryer and took a poop. Yeah.

I bet his mom was surprised to find that present.

Yeah.

These are cool presents.

Yeah. That dude's pretty cool for an old guy.

Yeah.

He didn't even thank him.

Yeah, if someone gave me an act like that, I'd say, thank you, sir.

That's a very nice act. That was very nice of you.

Yeah, the dead dog was nice, too.

Well, hey, don't look butthead. That was what I was going to get you for your

birthday. Uh, that would be cool.

I'm going to have to get you what I got, Stuart.

Beaver?

I'll make one for Stuart.

I'll make one for you, too. Beaver?

I hope you've got insurance because I'm about to kick your ass.

You've got Gus Baker.

Speak out.

Uh, we think you're like...

Cool? Yeah.

Especially that part about giving dudes the chair. The chair, the chair!

The death penalty?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And what you said about bums? Yeah.

And videos?

Well, like they say, great minds think alike.

You know, talking to you boys, I can tell our young people still have the

strength and character to make this country great again.

Uh, what?

You know, a lot of people mock your generation, saying you were uneducated

immoral. How would you like to come on my show and prove them wrong?

Uh... You mean on TV?

On TV!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! All right. Our producer's going to take down your info.

We'll see you next week.

Next caller, you got Gus Baker.

Hey, Beavis.

Guys on TV get chicks and stuff.

Yeah, yeah.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun!

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun!

Can two lifelong friends sustain their relationship when one of them is

named to the Supreme Court?

Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butthead.

Last week we heard from two boys whose characters were so impressive, we

them out here for today's show.

Please welcome...

Beavis and, uh, uh, butthole.

Now, people say that yours is a lost generation.

Violent, lazy, uneducated, sexually active.

Not Beavis. Yeah, but it doesn't get any here. Well, you two certainly are fine,

upstanding young men. A credit to the youth of America.

Hey, Beaver, you see any chicks?

Hey, now, boys, I want to ask you, as decent young men, don't you agree with

that there's something very, very wrong with these so -called music videos?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, really.

These rock videos are immoral, indecent, profane, scurrilous, and

blasphemous.

They suck. They suck. They're indecent. Yeah.

Profane. Yeah. Yeah.

Especially Meatloaf.

He sucks.

Hey! We're on the air. You can't use that language.

Do we use language?

Uh, hey, Beavis.

He says we can't say sucks.

Really? That sucks?

Can we say butt wipe? Yeah. How about bunghole? Yeah, bunghole.

Uh, how about butt munch? Yeah, butt munch. How about dill? Yeah, dill weed.

Hey, do you use that language at home?

Uh, yeah.

Check this out.

Peek -a -boo!

Go to the commercial.

Go to commercial.

Make a positive change in America.

Pledge $10 to elect Gus Baker president.

Get these little bastards out of here.

Do you use that language at home?

I think it's Seinfeld.

Really? I didn't know Seinfeld rocked.

This was, like, back before he had his show.

Just like, you know, Queen Latifah used to do videos, now she has a show.

I like the fat dude on Seinfeld.

Yeah.

I think he replaced the drummer.

Remember that episode where they were talking about choking their chicken?

I thought they were talking about not choking their chicken.

Yeah.

I like that episode where you can see Elaine's boobs on the Christmas card.

Oh, I bought it. I couldn't see them.

Yeah, you could see her boobs.

TV needs more of that.

Yeah, yeah.

They need more stuff like that on TV.

You know, this would rock if it was, like, just louder.

Yeah, yeah. Loud, loud.

Why don't you, like, just turn it up?

If I'm going to bother messing with the remote, I'll just change the channel.

Okay.

Do that then.

Uh, okay.

They're laughing because this band sucks.

What band?

I don't know.

Where is the band?

I don't know. Maybe it's like a rap group.

No.

I think they're just like playing music on the stereo or something.

And they're like, made a video out of that?

I guess.

Who's that butt munch that keeps playing that damn, uh, that thing?

Yeah, I hate those things.

They should, like, kick him out of there and just, like, rock.

Yeah, but, like, you know, these dancers could stay.

Whoa,

check it out. Yeah.

Uh, mind if I cut in, sir?

Yeah. Mind if I cut the cheese?

Yeah, Bela.

You can go cut the cheese and I'll score.

Yeah.

Following public

outcry over the offending segment, the Gus Baker Show was pulled off the air.

Mr. Baker accused the network of censorship and said he'd appealed to the

Supreme Court.

Hey, Beaver, what's all that fuzzy stuff on your butt?

I don't know. Is it still there?

Uh, no.

But it wouldn't hurt to wipe once in a while. Oh, hey, sorry.

I'm in a hurry.

Beaver, get your butt out of my face and into that bathroom.

Now.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry.