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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:27,180 Now class, when we went on our field trip to the zoo there was a lot of 2 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:28,180 around. 3 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:33,570 Now, I know when we come face to face with these magnificent wild beasts, the 4 00:00:33,570 --> 00:00:35,850 wilderness within us yearns to respond. 5 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:41,450 But this is an art museum, people. We can't have that kind of behavior here. 6 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:52,030 Now, the works we'll see here took years of careful crafting. 7 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:55,490 If they're tampered with in even the tiniest way... 8 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,630 Beauty is ruined, and the meaning is lost. 9 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:06,910 Now this is exactly what I'm talking about, people. This sculpture couldn't 10 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:12,650 depict the agonizing horror of modern society so perfectly if every little 11 00:01:12,650 --> 00:01:13,650 weren't just so. 12 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,710 He said little thing. 13 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:27,590 Yes. 14 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:33,870 Navarna rules. 15 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:35,109 Yeah, yeah. 16 00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:36,110 This is cool. 17 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:41,310 But, um, I mean, you know, this is cool and everything, but it's like, uh, this 18 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,970 video's been giving me nightmares about it. 19 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:44,650 Cool. 20 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:47,750 I wish I had nightmares about this video. 21 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,220 I don't, but these are pretty scary. 22 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:56,580 It's like I have this dream that I'm like Santa Claus, and I'm like on a 23 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,440 and there are these crows like picking at me. 24 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,100 That's cool. 25 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:05,440 Oh, yeah. 26 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,460 This part rules. 27 00:02:10,979 --> 00:02:11,980 Yeah. 28 00:02:12,940 --> 00:02:14,080 Rock, rock. 29 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:21,750 Hey, Beavis. 30 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:25,610 You know the bass player in this band? He looks like just a regular guy. 31 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:26,910 Oh, yeah, yeah. 32 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:29,850 If you just saw him at school, he'd probably, like, you know, get his ass 33 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:30,850 kicked. Yeah. 34 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:32,630 Whoa. 35 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:36,350 Check this out. 36 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:39,870 It's like he pulls his hair out of his eyes, but then it just falls back in his 37 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:40,870 eyes. 38 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:42,570 Yeah. So what? 39 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:44,070 You got a problem with that? 40 00:02:49,549 --> 00:02:56,390 Yeah. Whoa, check it out. That 41 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:58,990 room is cool. Yeah. And I got Kurt Cobain's bedroom. 42 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,310 I gotta get my room set up like that. 43 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:05,530 With all, like, lit up stars and stuff. And then, like, it's gonna be cool. 44 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:07,250 No, you're not. 45 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:10,730 You're never gonna get your room fixed up like that. 46 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:12,270 And you're never gonna score. 47 00:03:12,830 --> 00:03:17,210 Shut up. You're just going to sit around for the rest of your life spanking your 48 00:03:17,210 --> 00:03:18,890 monkey. Shut up, butthead. 49 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:21,090 I am too going to pick my room up. 50 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:22,510 Butthole. 51 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:32,330 They say great art is difficult to understand, 52 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:33,910 but easy to enjoy. 53 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,170 Hey, Beavis. 54 00:03:35,890 --> 00:03:38,090 It's hard, but it's not like hard. 55 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:42,050 Very good, butthead. That's right. 56 00:03:44,829 --> 00:03:48,490 Now, works by the master painters of the century. 57 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:56,950 He said master painters. 58 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:58,310 Oh. 59 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:02,830 Master painting is cool. 60 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:10,810 Just think of it, people. Right now we're surrounded by a Renoir, a Monet, 61 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:11,810 Picasso. 62 00:04:20,489 --> 00:04:22,790 And yes, even a dolly. 63 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,130 That's not that dolly chick. 64 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:30,110 Yeah, she doesn't look like that. She's got really big thingies. 65 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:34,770 Like this. 66 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:38,950 No way, Beavis. They're bigger than that. Check this out. 67 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,680 That looks cool now. 68 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:50,740 At 69 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:58,220 what 70 00:04:58,220 --> 00:05:02,660 point do normal teenage hijinks become dangerously sociopathic behavior? 71 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,380 A very special Beavis right after this. 72 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:15,940 In the Romantic period, artists began to celebrate the sumptuous beauty of the 73 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:19,360 human form, giving us a vision that's very uplifting. 74 00:05:21,260 --> 00:05:22,260 Whoa. 75 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,780 Butt naked. 76 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,480 Yeah. It's uplifting. 77 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,360 Yeah. Uplifting. 78 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:32,620 Yeah. 79 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,840 This would be cool to, like, have. 80 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,370 Like... For the bathroom and stuff? Yeah. 81 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:50,090 Hold it right there. 82 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,410 You see that rope, boy? 83 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:56,770 You know, I could have you arrested for standing behind that rope. Yeah, 84 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:57,810 dumbass. 85 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:00,290 Now, you got a choice. 86 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:05,810 You got two seconds to get back on this side of the rope, or I slap the 87 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:06,850 handcuffs on you. 88 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:08,139 Oh, yeah. 89 00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:09,140 Sorry about that. 90 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,440 Yeah. Well, that's what I thought. 91 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:23,160 Most of the artists who did these paintings passed away some time ago. 92 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:28,000 So their value is immeasurable because they're impossible to replace. 93 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:33,660 Now, most of the Impressionists passed away sometime in the early part of the 94 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,660 century. 95 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,930 Art is cool. 96 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:40,230 Yeah. 97 00:06:43,510 --> 00:06:44,510 Boobs are cool, too. 98 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:53,090 Are all my statues? 99 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,510 Uh, I don't think so. 100 00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:58,350 I think statues, like, stay still. 101 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:02,870 I think these are just, like, wussies. 102 00:07:03,450 --> 00:07:04,109 Oh, yeah. 103 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:08,170 If I was a statue, I'd be, like, naked. And I'd be, like, riding a horse. 104 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:09,990 And I'd have a big sword. 105 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,570 Yeah, that would be cool. 106 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:15,070 And then, like, pigeons would sit on your wiener. 107 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:18,630 Oh, yeah. 108 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:22,090 And then they could, like, take a dump on my ass. 109 00:07:39,599 --> 00:07:41,380 nostrils on that wuss. Yeah, yeah. 110 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,800 Yeah, 111 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:45,840 really. He looks like a human butthole. 112 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,760 I think he looks like a horse butthole. 113 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,520 Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, he does look like a horse butthole. 114 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:04,920 This won't be like a place in heaven where they put you if you, like, suck, 115 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,140 you didn't do anything really bad. 116 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:09,730 Yeah, but like, isn't it bad to suck? 117 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:12,650 Uh, yeah, I guess so. 118 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:15,570 Thou shalt not suck. 119 00:08:18,310 --> 00:08:25,190 That some psychotic 120 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:29,650 would vandalize these great works of art is simply unconscionable. 121 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:33,210 I'm sorry it had to happen on the day we were at the museum. 122 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,760 But I hope, like me, you are still able to have a beautiful experience that 123 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,760 you'll never forget. 124 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:42,480 Why don't we each tell what impressions we took away from the museum? 125 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,000 Cassandra? I took away a feeling of deep inner joy. 126 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:50,840 A feeling of something larger than life filling me. 127 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:54,160 Hey, buddy, what did you take away? 128 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,700 One giant food. 129 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:00,420 Yeah. 130 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:01,780 That's pretty cool. 131 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,960 Check this out. 132 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,620 Uh, what's that? 133 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,240 It's a butt. 134 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,420 Cool. 135 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:21,800 Whoa, check it out, buddy. It's a penis -worth. 136 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:24,220 Yeah. 137 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,960 That's a penis -worth Rex. 138 00:09:33,469 --> 00:09:35,110 And this guy is just a wuss. 139 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:36,889 Yeah, yeah. 140 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:40,030 I heard that, like, back in medieval days, they used to, like, lock people in 141 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:41,130 cage for, like, cracking. 142 00:09:41,670 --> 00:09:42,670 Yeah. 143 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:44,670 That was back in the 50s. 144 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:47,930 Yeah. When they knew how to deal with wussies. 145 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:52,710 Well, I think that chick's gonna see a monster, too. 146 00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:58,350 Damn it, Beaver. I bet you can't go five minutes without talking about, like, 147 00:09:58,370 --> 00:10:00,250 wieners or boobs or butts. 148 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:02,010 I can do that. 149 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:03,410 I bet you couldn't do it. 150 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:06,010 Uh, yeah, I can. Check this out. 151 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,199 Hey, buddy. 152 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:18,840 I bet he, uh... Never mind. 153 00:10:23,660 --> 00:10:27,940 Uh... Yeah, I think he's got a... Oh. 154 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,940 Um... Uh... Uh, never mind. 155 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:39,860 Hey, buddy. Um... We can talk about Nat, right? 156 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,640 Uh... I guess. 157 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,080 I won, Beavis. Give me a dollar. 158 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,480 No, 159 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:56,600 I said boobs and wieners and butts and stuff. 160 00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,320 Nads is like stuff. 10956