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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,700 Hey, Beavis, check it out. 2 00:00:14,620 --> 00:00:16,180 Jean Gary Diablo. 3 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:18,620 What? 4 00:00:24,260 --> 00:00:25,260 Whoa. 5 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:31,160 Is he, like, having a fit? 6 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,380 I kicked his ass. 7 00:00:34,980 --> 00:00:35,980 No way. 8 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:38,050 I'm just resting. 9 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:41,850 Are y 'all going to the movie? 10 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:45,010 Uh, uh -huh. Great. 11 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:48,210 I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanqueray. 12 00:00:48,610 --> 00:00:50,230 Can we be your date? 13 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:52,950 You mean, like, sit with us and stuff? 14 00:00:54,210 --> 00:00:55,550 Yeah, we're gonna score. 15 00:00:57,210 --> 00:01:00,250 When it's love... No! 16 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:01,550 Oh, dear Lord. 17 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:03,530 When it's love... 18 00:01:09,699 --> 00:01:10,980 But my stomach hurts. 19 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,920 Yeah. Come on, buddy, change it. This is like making my stomach hurt. 20 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:19,240 I think this is like the traveling Wilburys. 21 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,640 The traveling Pickleburys. 22 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,820 I had one of those ones that traveled all over my butt. 23 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:28,980 Come on, buddy, change it. Okay. 24 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:33,760 I think it's like bad for the TV when you like play this kind of stuff on it. 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:34,960 Yeah. 26 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:36,540 I think it, like, messes up the tape. 27 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:42,460 Is this the Benny Hill show? 28 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:45,880 Uh, no. There aren't any chicks in bikinis. 29 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:47,419 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:48,420 Hey, this is privacy. 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Yeah. 32 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,700 Maybe this guy will spit again. 33 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,640 Whoa, did you hear that? 34 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,300 I think he just said, if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee. 35 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,720 Really? 36 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,180 Hey, buddy, let's go get some druthers. Uh, okay. 37 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:18,660 Now, this video needs, it needs, like, a toilet. 38 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,940 Why would they put a toilet in here, Beavis? 39 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,620 It doesn't have anything to do with toilet. 40 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,160 It's about, um... 41 00:02:27,010 --> 00:02:28,010 Uh, 42 00:02:28,630 --> 00:02:29,630 I don't know. 43 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,050 I don't care. 44 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:37,110 Whoa, take him out, buddy. Rock him like a robot. Kick him in the nab. 45 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:39,470 Robots don't have nabs, dumbass. 46 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:41,149 Mine do. 47 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:42,150 I glued him on. 48 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:44,370 I put nabs on all my action figures. 49 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,150 He's like Beavis and Raven. 50 00:02:49,070 --> 00:02:50,630 That's disgusting, Beavis. 51 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:53,690 Cool. Yeah. 52 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,400 Not as cool. 53 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:56,880 Yeah, yeah. 54 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,960 If you just, like, blow some snot into the crowd, and then they can, like, pass 55 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,960 it around and stuff. 56 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:03,220 Leave a few, dumbass. 57 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:05,680 Whoa, whoa, look, a toilet! 58 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:06,920 A toilet! 59 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:08,720 See, my head, I told you. 60 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,120 A toilet is cool. 61 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,320 Uh, okay, Viva. 62 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:21,280 If you're not interested, we can get other dates. 63 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,120 Uh... 64 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,480 Do we have to, like, buy you stuff? 65 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:29,580 No. Just give us your tickets. 66 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,180 Then go around to the back, and we'll let you in through the exit doors. 67 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,980 Hey, buddy. 68 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,280 This is, like, complicated and stuff. Shut up, ass munch. 69 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:40,580 Check this out. 70 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,760 Uh, how do we know you're gonna let us in? 71 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:47,280 Well, give us your money. 72 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:49,780 Yeah. For collateral. 73 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,840 Whoa. 74 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,040 They're pretty smart, dude. 75 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,480 Yeah. That's why they're going out with us. 76 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,180 See you there. 77 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,100 This is going to be cool. 78 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,380 Yeah. 79 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:16,720 A pig, a prom dress, and a startling confession. 80 00:04:17,019 --> 00:04:19,440 Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butthead. 81 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:29,770 Hey, buddy. 82 00:04:30,090 --> 00:04:32,310 I bet those chicks are going to want to hold hands with us. 83 00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:34,650 Yeah. 84 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:37,050 But that's not all they'll hold. 85 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,230 They'll, like, hold our popcorn and stuff, too. 86 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,370 Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this? 87 00:04:48,570 --> 00:04:49,570 Dumbass. 88 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,280 I don't know. 89 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,920 Maybe they're putting on some more makeup. 90 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,800 Yeah. They want to look good for us. Yeah. 91 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:07,820 Come to Butthead. 92 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:12,360 Both 93 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:19,200 chicks 94 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,540 were pretty lucky they found us. 95 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Yeah, yeah. 96 00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,140 Like, good man is hard to find. 97 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:28,240 You fuck hard. 98 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:39,960 They must be putting on a lot of makeup. 99 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:41,280 Yeah. 100 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,960 They probably look really hot by now. 101 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,280 Is it time for our date? 102 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,520 The movie's over, dumbass. 103 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:06,320 Uh, where's our money? 104 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:10,260 We had to get some popcorn and stuff for our friend. 105 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:16,400 God, you're stingy. Yeah, man. If it wouldn't rain and I'd be kicking your 106 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,400 right now. 107 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:22,720 Come on, Beavis. 108 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,720 Let's go check out the movie anyway. 109 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:25,980 Yeah. 110 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:27,520 Hey, punk. 111 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,500 You trying to sneak in? 112 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,120 Uh, yeah. 113 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,980 That was cold. 114 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,100 Hey, 115 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,960 look, 116 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:49,900 it's another one of those heavy metal videos with a naked dude all curled up 117 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:50,679 the floor. 118 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,680 Yeah, yeah. 119 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,620 Whoa. 120 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,220 Was that a bear? 121 00:06:58,890 --> 00:06:59,890 Yeah, 122 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:02,890 I think so. 123 00:07:06,450 --> 00:07:09,670 Hey, check it out. It's that dude from Andy of Mayberry. 124 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:11,590 Oh, yeah. You mean Barney? 125 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:15,850 Oh, Andy, I'm going to go over to Mount Pilate and work at Peyton's. 126 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:18,730 That doesn't sound like him, Beavis. 127 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:20,290 Shut up, buddy. 128 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:21,790 Hey, 129 00:07:21,950 --> 00:07:23,110 Beavis, I just thought of something. 130 00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:26,390 Goober spelled backwards is booger. 131 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:28,730 Oh, yeah. 132 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:31,190 That's cool. 133 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:37,930 Like, what's booger spelled backwards? 134 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,010 Let's see. 135 00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:42,990 I don't know. 136 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:48,610 Cool. 137 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,230 It starts to get really stupid. 138 00:07:59,490 --> 00:08:01,050 Bow to me. 139 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:05,190 Bow to me. 140 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,440 Bow to me splendidly. 141 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,060 Bow to me splendidly. 142 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:33,500 What does that mean? 143 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,100 Cool. Yeah. 144 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,580 It looks like a good movie to take chicks to. 145 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:04,660 Yeah. 146 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,560 We're there. 147 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,080 We better bring more money this time. 148 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,800 Yeah. 149 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:12,420 Then we'll score. 150 00:09:12,780 --> 00:09:13,780 Yeah. 151 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:19,660 Family. 152 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:38,670 If these guys were my neighbors, I'd wait until late at night, and I'd, like, 153 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:40,510 sneak over and take a swim in their pool. 154 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:45,110 I think they should probably, like, change the water first. 155 00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,330 No, wait, but I don't want to rule. 156 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:53,510 They should put one of those signs that says, like, we don't take a dump in your 157 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,790 pool, don't take a dump in our toilet. 158 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:58,230 That's not how the sign goes, but it is. 159 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,680 He's like, uh, we pee in your pool, so please take a dump in our toilet. 160 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,340 No, butthole. 161 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,700 That's not it. 162 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,440 We don't pee in your toilet, so please don't swim in our pool. 163 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:11,740 No, that's not it either, dumbass. 164 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:16,840 It's, uh, we get crapped in your pool, so like, can we use your toilet? 165 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,720 Uh, yeah, I think that's it. 166 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,520 What's he screaming about? 167 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,900 Turd water doesn't take that bad. 168 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:44,780 Pollution and coal. 169 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,760 Yeah. I like garbage too. 10527

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