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Check it out, buddy.
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Maybe that dude's handing out little
flyers with those naked chicks on them.
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Uh, Beavis? That's like Mr.
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Van Driessen. Cool.
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I didn't know he worked at one of those
strip joints.
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Hey, Beavis and Butthead. Welcome to
Learning Central.
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Have you seen our free catalog?
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He said log.
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This is a great opportunity for you guys
to broaden your horizons. I'm teaching
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a seminar on aromatherapy. Or perhaps
you boys might be interested in one of
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classes on art or photography or popular
music.
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Uh, no thanks.
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We already went to school today.
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Remember? Yeah.
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We're on our way to, like, get some
nachos and stuff.
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Oh, what luck. I was just nibbling on
some nachos myself.
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Since it's orientation night, we also
have free snacks inside.
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Free?
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Nachos? Cool.
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Better not be those crappy blue chips.
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Yeah.
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Those drums sound cool.
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Shut up, Viva.
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I wonder what that drummer's listening
to.
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He's probably listening to Pantera.
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Yeah.
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Okay, dude.
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Get started.
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Put down your arm and start singing.
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Yes, yes.
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Rock.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Where do these guys get these shiny
pants?
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Yeah, really.
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I went into the store once and asked for
some shiny pants.
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I kicked my ass out of there.
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I think you, like, just take regular
pants and you, like, have them shine.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, but I do shine my pants.
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You're a douche.
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Oh, yeah.
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I do shine my pants.
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This part of the song sucks.
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Yeah, really.
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These guys need to just concentrate on
rocking.
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Yeah, really.
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Rock, rock.
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Yeah.
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That's more like it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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There you go.
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This guy keeps, like, stumbling around
and stuff.
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Yeah, I don't think he's having a very
good day.
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I think he's just drunk off his ass.
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Hey, get your head off the keyboard,
butthole.
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Yeah.
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These guys, like, need to practice more.
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They're very well prepared for the
video.
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Thank you very much. We're Nine Inch
Nails. Good night.
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You drop ass.
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Now that would be a cool clap.
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There is nothing I like to draw more
than a female nude.
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Whoa.
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Did you hear that?
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That dumbass actually believed our sign.
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Yeah. No wonder the old people are still
in school.
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They're stupid.
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All changed.
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So, you ready to bear it all for another
batch of strangers?
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Oh, you.
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You know...
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I actually enjoy posing nude for bright
young artists.
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Whoa. Hey, buddy. Did you hear that?
She's going to, like, get naked.
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Dude, we have the power supreme.
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This is a class about life and shadow. A
class about form
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and texture. And our object of
interpretation is the skin of a nude
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Yes. Cool.
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Well, it's nice to see such enthusiasm.
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I'd like to get a feel for your
individual talents by bringing up our
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model of the semester. Christine?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Whoa!
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It's a clear boot!
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This is the coolest class ever.
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Hey, dumbass. You're blocking my view.
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How do you expect me to learn anything?
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Listen,
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boys, this is a drawing class.
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Either you begin drawing immediately, or
you leave this classroom immediately.
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Uh, no.
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Don't make us leave.
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Please? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Um, please don't make us stand up right
now.
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You know, because, like, you're a guy,
right? Yeah.
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Our pencils are hard.
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What pencils? I don't even see any
drawing materials.
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Uh, we're just gonna, like, draw her
when we get home and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, if you're gonna stay in this
class, you need to begin drawing.
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Here, I expect you to bring your own
next time. Now, you better impress the
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out of me.
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Yeah.
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Uh...
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I think you dropped something.
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Yeah. Pick it up.
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No, Beavis.
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Makers think he's bigger. Like this.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's cool.
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Yeah.
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Okay, class.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't we take a break right now?
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In fact, I think there are tacos and
nachos in the hallway.
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You boys not getting up for the free
tacos?
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Um, we're just gonna, like, sit here a
little while longer.
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Yeah. You know, it's like there's gonna
be a lot of people out there, and it's
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like, you know, we just want everything
to calm down.
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Yeah.
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I have a stiffy.
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No.
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This might be cool.
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I know, but it might be cool, but it's
going to give me a seizure. I can tell.
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It's too fast.
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Cool.
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It's just going to be cool.
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Come on, buddy.
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Come on, buddy.
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I think this is, like, music for, like,
people who surf and stuff.
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You mean, like, the butthole surfers?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah. So, uh, you mean, like, this guy
plays music, like, for the butthole
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surfers to listen to?
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Uh, yeah.
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So, like, this guy, like, makes albums
and videos, and, like, the only people
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who ever, like, buy them are, like, the
butthole surfers, and, like, there's
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only, like, four guys. Shut up, Beavis.
I don't know.
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Well, well.
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And what's more, I don't give a rat
that.
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You shut up, butthead.
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Yeah, I'm just, like, wondering, you
know, like, what's going on here.
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Uh -oh, here it comes.
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That's pretty cool, Viva. I bet you
could get, like, chicks if you did that
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the time.
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Okay,
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class. Boy, those were some good tacos,
huh?
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Now, we're going to bring out another
model. Yeah. Yeah, bring her out.
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Michael?
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Tacos? Did he say there were some tacos
out in the hallway?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if there's
any left. Yeah.
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I'm not feeling too good.
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Yeah.
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I'm not going to draw some dude's
schlong.
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Yeah.
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These guys aren't even playing their
instruments.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Their fingers aren't even moving.
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What about your fart knocker?
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You mean faker, Diva?
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Yeah, they're fakers, but, like, they're
fart knockers, too.
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Hey, buddy, is there a chick in this
band?
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Uh, well, I think that bass player has a
boob.
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Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.
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Well, there's boobs, but I can't tell if
it's a chick.
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Seems like all these bands now have,
like, chick bass players.
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Uh, wait a minute.
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That's not a chick.
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That's a puppet.
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These are all puppets.
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Uh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, yeah.
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I have a puppet.
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Hello,
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everybody. We're going to have fun
today.
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Damn it, Venus.
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Pull your pants up.
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Sorry.
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Is this, like, about the mail?
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Yeah, I think so. Where does the mail
go?
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I think it, like, goes down into these
pipes underground.
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Oh, really? Then where does it go?
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I think it, like, goes to the North
Pole, and then they, like, put a stamp
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it, and then it goes back to your house.
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Really?
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Thanks, buddy. Good answer, I think.
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