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Check it out, buddy.

Maybe that dude's handing out little flyers with those naked chicks on them.

Uh, Beavis? That's like Mr.

Van Driessen. Cool.

I didn't know he worked at one of those strip joints.

Hey, Beavis and Butthead. Welcome to Learning Central.

Have you seen our free catalog?

He said log.

This is a great opportunity for you guys to broaden your horizons. I'm teaching

a seminar on aromatherapy. Or perhaps you boys might be interested in one of

classes on art or photography or popular music.

Uh, no thanks.

We already went to school today.

Remember? Yeah.

We're on our way to, like, get some nachos and stuff.

Oh, what luck. I was just nibbling on some nachos myself.

Since it's orientation night, we also have free snacks inside.

Free?

Nachos? Cool.

Better not be those crappy blue chips.

Yeah.

Those drums sound cool.

Shut up, Viva.

I wonder what that drummer's listening to.

He's probably listening to Pantera.

Yeah.

Okay, dude.

Get started.

Put down your arm and start singing.

Yes, yes.

Rock.

Yeah, yeah.

Where do these guys get these shiny pants?

Yeah, really.

I went into the store once and asked for some shiny pants.

I kicked my ass out of there.

I think you, like, just take regular pants and you, like, have them shine.

Oh, really?

Yeah, but I do shine my pants.

You're a douche.

Oh, yeah.

I do shine my pants.

This part of the song sucks.

Yeah, really.

These guys need to just concentrate on rocking.

Yeah, really.

Rock, rock.

Yeah.

That's more like it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There you go.

This guy keeps, like, stumbling around and stuff.

Yeah, I don't think he's having a very good day.

I think he's just drunk off his ass.

Hey, get your head off the keyboard, butthole.

Yeah.

These guys, like, need to practice more.

They're very well prepared for the video.

Thank you very much. We're Nine Inch Nails. Good night.

You drop ass.

Now that would be a cool clap.

There is nothing I like to draw more than a female nude.

Whoa.

Did you hear that?

That dumbass actually believed our sign.

Yeah. No wonder the old people are still in school.

They're stupid.

All changed.

So, you ready to bear it all for another batch of strangers?

Oh, you.

You know...

I actually enjoy posing nude for bright young artists.

Whoa. Hey, buddy. Did you hear that? She's going to, like, get naked.

Dude, we have the power supreme.

This is a class about life and shadow. A class about form

and texture. And our object of interpretation is the skin of a nude

Yes. Cool.

Well, it's nice to see such enthusiasm.

I'd like to get a feel for your individual talents by bringing up our

model of the semester. Christine?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Whoa!

It's a clear boot!

This is the coolest class ever.

Hey, dumbass. You're blocking my view.

How do you expect me to learn anything?

Listen,

boys, this is a drawing class.

Either you begin drawing immediately, or you leave this classroom immediately.

Uh, no.

Don't make us leave.

Please? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, please don't make us stand up right now.

You know, because, like, you're a guy, right? Yeah.

Our pencils are hard.

What pencils? I don't even see any drawing materials.

Uh, we're just gonna, like, draw her when we get home and stuff.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, if you're gonna stay in this class, you need to begin drawing.

Here, I expect you to bring your own next time. Now, you better impress the

out of me.

Yeah.

Uh...

I think you dropped something.

Yeah. Pick it up.

No, Beavis.

Makers think he's bigger. Like this.

Oh, yeah.

That's cool.

Yeah.

Okay, class.

I have an idea.

Why don't we take a break right now?

In fact, I think there are tacos and nachos in the hallway.

You boys not getting up for the free tacos?

Um, we're just gonna, like, sit here a little while longer.

Yeah. You know, it's like there's gonna be a lot of people out there, and it's

like, you know, we just want everything to calm down.

Yeah.

I have a stiffy.

No.

This might be cool.

I know, but it might be cool, but it's going to give me a seizure. I can tell.

It's too fast.

Cool.

It's just going to be cool.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, buddy.

I think this is, like, music for, like, people who surf and stuff.

You mean, like, the butthole surfers?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah. So, uh, you mean, like, this guy plays music, like, for the butthole

surfers to listen to?

Uh, yeah.

So, like, this guy, like, makes albums and videos, and, like, the only people

who ever, like, buy them are, like, the butthole surfers, and, like, there's

only, like, four guys. Shut up, Beavis. I don't know.

Well, well.

And what's more, I don't give a rat that.

You shut up, butthead.

Yeah, I'm just, like, wondering, you know, like, what's going on here.

Uh -oh, here it comes.

That's pretty cool, Viva. I bet you could get, like, chicks if you did that

the time.

Okay,

class. Boy, those were some good tacos, huh?

Now, we're going to bring out another model. Yeah. Yeah, bring her out.

Michael?

Tacos? Did he say there were some tacos out in the hallway?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if there's any left. Yeah.

I'm not feeling too good.

Yeah.

I'm not going to draw some dude's schlong.

Yeah.

These guys aren't even playing their instruments.

Yeah, yeah.

Their fingers aren't even moving.

What about your fart knocker?

You mean faker, Diva?

Yeah, they're fakers, but, like, they're fart knockers, too.

Hey, buddy, is there a chick in this band?

Uh, well, I think that bass player has a boob.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean.

Well, there's boobs, but I can't tell if it's a chick.

Seems like all these bands now have, like, chick bass players.

Uh, wait a minute.

That's not a chick.

That's a puppet.

These are all puppets.

Uh, yeah, yeah.

Uh, yeah.

I have a puppet.

Hello,

everybody. We're going to have fun today.

Damn it, Venus.

Pull your pants up.

Sorry.

Is this, like, about the mail?

Yeah, I think so. Where does the mail go?

I think it, like, goes down into these pipes underground.

Oh, really? Then where does it go?

I think it, like, goes to the North Pole, and then they, like, put a stamp

it, and then it goes back to your house.

Really?

Thanks, buddy. Good answer, I think.