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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,060 Walking sucks. 2 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,360 Yeah. 3 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,620 We should have, like, a limo. 4 00:00:23,780 --> 00:00:24,780 Yeah. 5 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,520 That would be cool. 6 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,760 Then we could, like, have chicks in the back. 7 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,040 Yeah. We could have lots of chicks on the back, and then we could, like, sit 8 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,040 front and drive. 9 00:00:34,480 --> 00:00:35,480 That would rule. 10 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,700 Yeah. Hey, check it out. 11 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,560 Look at that. 12 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,560 Uh. 13 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:46,960 Uh. Bart. 14 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,980 Uh. Fort. 15 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,320 Fortune. 16 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,760 Fortune teller. 17 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:57,510 Yeah. Maybe we should go in there and tell her our fortune. 18 00:00:58,910 --> 00:00:59,910 That would be cool. 19 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,390 No, dumbass. 20 00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:03,910 She tells your fortune. 21 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:06,330 Oh, yeah. Cool. 22 00:01:08,470 --> 00:01:09,610 Um, what's that? 23 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:12,250 You know, like your future. 24 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:13,930 Oh, yeah. Cool. 25 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:16,770 What's that? 26 00:01:17,130 --> 00:01:19,230 Uh, I don't know. 27 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:25,570 Yes, 28 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:29,510 yes, yes, yes, rock, rock. 29 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:31,810 Sit your ass down, Lars. 30 00:01:32,930 --> 00:01:34,670 Play the drums like you're supposed to. 31 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:36,130 Shut up, buddy. 32 00:01:36,470 --> 00:01:39,330 Check it out, I was at this concert. Coming up here, Lars points to me. 33 00:01:39,970 --> 00:01:42,370 See, he said, there's Viva, see? And there he is, right there, see? 34 00:01:44,490 --> 00:01:47,030 Beavis, you've never been to a concert in your life. 35 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:48,630 Shut up, butthead. Your mom's a slut. 36 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:50,750 Beavis, tell it to Buck. 37 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,910 He's never made out with a chick, either. 38 00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:54,890 Shut up, butthead. Shut up. 39 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:08,690 That James Hetfield dude looks like the Cowardly 40 00:02:08,690 --> 00:02:10,050 Lion. Shut up, butthead. 41 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:11,530 He kicks ass. 42 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,940 You're a cowardly lying fuck, Viva. 43 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,120 I'm talking about James Petfield. 44 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:17,380 He rules. 45 00:02:21,940 --> 00:02:22,940 Yes, 46 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,020 yes. Metallica rules. 47 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,280 Not really, Viva. 49 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:37,940 Shut up, butthead. Just because you think something doesn't rule doesn't 50 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:38,940 doesn't. 51 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,100 Yeah. 52 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:42,010 No. 53 00:02:42,490 --> 00:02:43,490 It sucks. 54 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:47,170 You know, one more thing about Metallica, I'm gonna slam you in the 55 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:48,890 Yeah. 56 00:02:49,090 --> 00:02:51,170 Go on with your bad self, Beavis. 57 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,250 See, 58 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:03,390 like, look inside this dude's nose. 59 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:04,830 I know, it's cool. 60 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:09,790 Dumbass. Well, boogers and stuff are pretty cool, but the hair isn't very 61 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:11,730 I don't know. I think it's cool. 62 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:16,190 Yeah, but it's like, if you want to rule, you got to be cool, like, all the 63 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:19,750 time. Like, even when you're taking a dump and stuff, like Guar. 64 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:25,050 I wasn't saying they're as cool as Guar, but they still rule. 65 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:26,730 Rule, rule. Take that. 66 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:34,010 You better not come around here again, Lester, or I'm calling the cops. 67 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:35,850 Oh, wait. 68 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:37,210 I got customers. 69 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:47,480 So, what can I do for you boys? 70 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:53,980 Hey, 71 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,240 butthead, I thought you were going to tell us about our furniture. 72 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:01,480 Your future? 73 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,040 All is known to Madame Blavatsky. 74 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,320 It is? 75 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:14,280 You are student in what they call the high school? 76 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,399 Whoa, she's right, butthead. 77 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,920 How do you know? 78 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:22,440 Madam Blavatsky, he's old. 79 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:24,900 Whoa. 80 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:29,300 I think you are not the A student. 81 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:35,540 Maybe not the B student. See? 82 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:39,700 No. No, I don't think so. 83 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:41,720 Whoa. Yeah. 84 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,040 She's for real, butthead. 85 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:45,860 Yeah. 86 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,340 She knows all. 87 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,760 You will be a very important man. 88 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,340 Very rich. 89 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,200 Very famous. 90 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:04,020 A mere word from you will set great wheels in motion. 91 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,540 So? 92 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:08,850 Will I ever get any chicks? 93 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:18,610 Stay tuned for Beavis and Butthead with more magical moments. 94 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:27,110 So, you want to know about women? 95 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:28,670 Yeah. 96 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,850 Yes, there will be women. 97 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,350 Beautiful women. 98 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,940 They will beg for your favors. 99 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:42,140 Yes. Cool. Me too. 100 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:48,960 I see a mansion with many servants. 101 00:05:49,580 --> 00:05:52,460 A yard. I don't see any of that crap. 102 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,940 Whoa. What is it, Beaver? 103 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:58,960 Cool. 104 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:03,510 There's like this big war. It's like all these people are running around and 105 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:05,490 stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 106 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:08,810 It's like there's a bunch of wrecked cars. And it's like people screaming. 107 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:10,910 Yeah. 108 00:06:11,239 --> 00:06:12,239 It's true. 109 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,460 The boy has his sight. 110 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Now there's a helicopter. 111 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,580 And these army guys are getting out. 112 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,440 End of time. 113 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,740 Yeah. And they got this tank. And they're like blowing stuff up. 114 00:06:25,580 --> 00:06:27,540 The end of the world. 115 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:33,120 Yeah. The end of the world. The end of the world. 116 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:34,540 Cool. 117 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,580 Look at that. 118 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,380 Cool. 119 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,660 Cool. 120 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:48,840 And so the bloodshed continues here despite international outcry. 121 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,160 This is Wolf Jekyll of CNN. 122 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,380 Whoa. 123 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:58,200 You're pretty cool, Beavis. Yeah, yeah. 124 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,140 Thanks. I'm pretty cool. 125 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:09,460 Whoa, that's a big -ass skull, Venus. I mean, but I can't... 126 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:14,540 Who 127 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:19,100 is this? 128 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:25,040 Uh... Is that that Toyota Jackson chick? 129 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:30,640 Yeah, it's like... It's like it's Toyota Jackson dressed up like Wonder Woman. 130 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,760 Oh, yeah. 131 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,300 Oh, no. 132 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:39,140 Yeah, no. 133 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,040 No, no. 134 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:45,340 Ah! 135 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,120 Get away! 136 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,300 Get away! 137 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:50,960 Ah! 138 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,500 Oh, my God. 139 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:02,880 Is this, like, a joke? 140 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:04,980 Yeah, yeah. 141 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 She's got one of those bathing caps on. Oh, yeah. 142 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,180 Hey, 143 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,020 what's that noise? 144 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:21,940 I think it's that chick. 145 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:24,620 Oh, yeah. 146 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,490 Telling the future is cool. 147 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,470 I didn't know you were a psychic. 148 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:43,870 Yeah, yeah. 149 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:47,030 Don't you remember all those tests the school nurse made me take? 150 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,370 No, Beavis. They said you were psycho. 151 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:53,190 Oh, yeah. 152 00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:58,790 Hey, Beavis. I can predict the future, too. Check this out. 153 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,180 I predict that someone will smack you upside the head. 154 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,360 No, hey, butthead. 155 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,340 You can't predict the future. 156 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,340 Cut it out, butthole. 157 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,240 Hey, cut it out. 158 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:27,920 He wouldn't change it. 159 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,160 Come on, it sucks. 160 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,720 Let's just cool out for a minute, Beavis. 161 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:36,700 Come 162 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:43,620 on, butthead. 163 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:44,619 It sucks. 164 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:48,140 It sucks now, but, like, there's something cool later. 165 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,940 Really? Yeah, just cool out. 166 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,440 Come on, butthead. It sucks. What happened? 167 00:09:54,430 --> 00:09:55,430 Uh, 168 00:09:55,890 --> 00:09:58,430 it's like it sucks and sucks and that's like it's over. 169 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,670 It's really cool. 170 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,210 Oh, yeah, yeah. 171 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:06,850 I can hardly wait till it's over. This is gonna be cool. 172 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,010 Yeah, yeah. 173 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:19,570 Wake up, butthole. 174 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,390 You're gonna miss the cool part. 175 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:22,750 Oh, thanks. 176 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,150 Is it over yet? 177 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,390 Here it comes. 178 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:32,070 Yeah. Yeah. 179 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:33,570 Cool. Yeah. 180 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:34,789 It's over. 181 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,750 Yeah. That was cool. 11016