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Walking sucks.
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Yeah.
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We should have, like, a limo.
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Yeah.
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That would be cool.
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Then we could, like, have chicks in the
back.
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Yeah. We could have lots of chicks on
the back, and then we could, like, sit
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front and drive.
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That would rule.
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Yeah. Hey, check it out.
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Look at that.
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Uh.
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Uh. Bart.
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Uh. Fort.
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Fortune.
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Fortune teller.
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Yeah. Maybe we should go in there and
tell her our fortune.
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That would be cool.
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No, dumbass.
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She tells your fortune.
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Oh, yeah. Cool.
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Um, what's that?
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You know, like your future.
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Oh, yeah. Cool.
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What's that?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, rock, rock.
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Sit your ass down, Lars.
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Play the drums like you're supposed to.
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Shut up, buddy.
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Check it out, I was at this concert.
Coming up here, Lars points to me.
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See, he said, there's Viva, see? And
there he is, right there, see?
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Beavis, you've never been to a concert
in your life.
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Shut up, butthead. Your mom's a slut.
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Beavis, tell it to Buck.
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He's never made out with a chick,
either.
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Shut up, butthead. Shut up.
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That James Hetfield dude looks like the
Cowardly
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Lion. Shut up, butthead.
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He kicks ass.
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You're a cowardly lying fuck, Viva.
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I'm talking about James Petfield.
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He rules.
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Yes,
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yes. Metallica rules.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Not really, Viva.
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Shut up, butthead. Just because you
think something doesn't rule doesn't
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doesn't.
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Yeah.
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No.
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It sucks.
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You know, one more thing about
Metallica, I'm gonna slam you in the
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Yeah.
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Go on with your bad self, Beavis.
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See,
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like, look inside this dude's nose.
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I know, it's cool.
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Dumbass. Well, boogers and stuff are
pretty cool, but the hair isn't very
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I don't know. I think it's cool.
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Yeah, but it's like, if you want to
rule, you got to be cool, like, all the
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time. Like, even when you're taking a
dump and stuff, like Guar.
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I wasn't saying they're as cool as Guar,
but they still rule.
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Rule, rule. Take that.
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You better not come around here again,
Lester, or I'm calling the cops.
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Oh, wait.
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I got customers.
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So, what can I do for you boys?
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Hey,
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butthead, I thought you were going to
tell us about our furniture.
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Your future?
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All is known to Madame Blavatsky.
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It is?
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You are student in what they call the
high school?
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Whoa, she's right, butthead.
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How do you know?
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Madam Blavatsky, he's old.
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Whoa.
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I think you are not the A student.
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Maybe not the B student. See?
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No. No, I don't think so.
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Whoa. Yeah.
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She's for real, butthead.
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Yeah.
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She knows all.
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You will be a very important man.
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Very rich.
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Very famous.
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A mere word from you will set great
wheels in motion.
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So?
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Will I ever get any chicks?
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Stay tuned for Beavis and Butthead with
more magical moments.
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So, you want to know about women?
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Yeah.
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Yes, there will be women.
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Beautiful women.
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They will beg for your favors.
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Yes. Cool. Me too.
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I see a mansion with many servants.
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A yard. I don't see any of that crap.
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Whoa. What is it, Beaver?
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Cool.
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There's like this big war. It's like all
these people are running around and
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stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's like there's a bunch of wrecked
cars. And it's like people screaming.
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Yeah.
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It's true.
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The boy has his sight.
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Now there's a helicopter.
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And these army guys are getting out.
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End of time.
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Yeah. And they got this tank. And
they're like blowing stuff up.
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The end of the world.
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Yeah. The end of the world. The end of
the world.
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Cool.
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Look at that.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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And so the bloodshed continues here
despite international outcry.
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This is Wolf Jekyll of CNN.
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Whoa.
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You're pretty cool, Beavis. Yeah, yeah.
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Thanks. I'm pretty cool.
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Whoa, that's a big -ass skull, Venus. I
mean, but I can't...
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Who
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is this?
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Uh... Is that that Toyota Jackson chick?
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Yeah, it's like... It's like it's Toyota
Jackson dressed up like Wonder Woman.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, no.
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No, no.
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Ah!
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Get away!
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Get away!
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Ah!
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Oh, my God.
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Is this, like, a joke?
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Yeah, yeah.
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She's got one of those bathing caps on.
Oh, yeah.
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Hey,
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what's that noise?
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I think it's that chick.
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Oh, yeah.
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Telling the future is cool.
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I didn't know you were a psychic.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Don't you remember all those tests the
school nurse made me take?
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No, Beavis. They said you were psycho.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, Beavis. I can predict the future,
too. Check this out.
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I predict that someone will smack you
upside the head.
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No, hey, butthead.
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You can't predict the future.
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Cut it out, butthole.
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Hey, cut it out.
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He wouldn't change it.
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Come on, it sucks.
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Let's just cool out for a minute,
Beavis.
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Come
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on, butthead.
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It sucks.
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It sucks now, but, like, there's
something cool later.
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Really? Yeah, just cool out.
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Come on, butthead. It sucks. What
happened?
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Uh,
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it's like it sucks and sucks and that's
like it's over.
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It's really cool.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I can hardly wait till it's over. This
is gonna be cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Wake up, butthole.
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You're gonna miss the cool part.
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Oh, thanks.
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Is it over yet?
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Here it comes.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Cool. Yeah.
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It's over.
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Yeah. That was cool.
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