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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:21,480 I can see you boys aren't like the usual hooligans hanging around here. Like 2 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,880 these two fellas, Buffcoat and Beaver. 3 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:27,400 Boy, they've been nothing but trouble. 4 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,400 We work so that we can, like, you know, buy books and stuff. 5 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,240 Yeah, yeah. 6 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:39,780 And then we're going to get these cool snake tattoos over the... You know, when 7 00:00:39,780 --> 00:00:43,840 a man builds a new swimming pool, there's some things he just can't do by 8 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,300 himself. Uh, Beavis does things by himself. 9 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:54,120 Now, as soon as I get you boys started here, I'm going to go out and get me 10 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,120 roofing tiles. 11 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,680 That old tool shed's gonna be the fanciest pool cabana you ever saw. 12 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:02,880 Of course, then I'm gonna have to put my tools somewhere. 13 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:04,640 Yeah, me too. 14 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:10,620 You know, back when I was in the service, they used to say, don't show a 15 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,559 to do something. 16 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:15,020 Tell him what to do and let him surprise you with his ingenuity. 17 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,800 Okay, boys, get started. 18 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:23,140 You got a long, hard day ahead of you. 19 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:34,140 Funk that. 20 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,680 Whoa. Did you hear that? 21 00:01:35,980 --> 00:01:37,200 He said, funk that. 22 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,399 Funk that. 23 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,399 Yeah, cool. 24 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,400 Yeah. 25 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:41,740 Funk that. 26 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:43,960 What? 27 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,230 Question. Question. 28 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:51,530 That's pretty good, Beavis. 29 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:56,850 Come on, man. 30 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,050 Yeah, yeah, yeah, step up. 31 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:00,290 Kick him in the neck. 32 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:02,030 Yeah. 33 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,010 Funk that. 34 00:02:04,530 --> 00:02:05,770 Funk that, funk that. 35 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:08,910 Question. Question. 36 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:12,790 Every time I turn on the radio. 37 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:19,570 Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, 15 times a day for three months? 38 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:20,810 Yeah. 39 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:22,430 Question. 40 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:27,650 Why is it that Beavis is fiddling with his wiener 15 times a day for three 41 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,950 months? Shut up, butthead. Fuck that. 42 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:34,570 Question. Why is it that every time I ask Butthead to change a channel because 43 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:36,490 of a video, fuck, he never does it? 44 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:38,730 Fuck that. 45 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:40,330 Question. 46 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:46,180 They should get this guy on that 16 -minute show instead of that old Mickey 47 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:47,280 Rooney dude they got. 48 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,300 He sucks. 49 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,900 He sounds just like that butt munch. 50 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,080 Yeah, yeah, check those out, too. 51 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,740 How come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? 52 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:15,460 I mean, after all, you're not really taking it anywhere. 53 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:17,980 Fuck that. 54 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,400 Well, Tom, you look like you're celebrating. 55 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,780 Bill, I finally got a couple of good workers to help around the yard. 56 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,100 I'll tell you what. 57 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,680 These here boys are hard workers. 58 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:35,720 They're 100 % U .S. grade A. 59 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:38,850 This is stupid. 60 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:42,390 Why did Anderson put this thing on the tool shed? 61 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:49,810 Cool. 62 00:04:01,370 --> 00:04:04,090 You gotta have the right tool for the job, Viva. 63 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,780 Hey, butthead, I found some more advantageous tools. 64 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,200 Check it out. 65 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,160 Hello? 66 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,380 Can I get some help here? 67 00:04:27,980 --> 00:04:28,980 Hello? 68 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:34,180 I'm looking for some Spanish tile to finish off my new pool cabana. 69 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,100 I told you two hours ago. 70 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:43,560 Masonry units. Aisle K7 -149B, row 17, shelf W. 71 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:46,760 Hello? 72 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:48,820 Is anyone out there? 73 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:51,940 Anything's too fucked. 74 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,220 This'll take us all day. 75 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,220 Wait a minute, Beavis. 76 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:11,890 Whoa, I'm talking about the beavers and the butthead coming right back. 77 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,400 Can't be machinery. Cool. 78 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,100 Yeah. 79 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:45,960 Watch this, dude. 80 00:06:10,730 --> 00:06:11,529 Can't be a clerk. 81 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:13,610 Where in the hell are them Spanish tiles? 82 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:16,990 I could have walked to Mexico by now and gotten them. 83 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:18,789 Okay, dude. 84 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:19,790 Push. 85 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:21,450 Push it. 86 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:27,530 Whoa. 87 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,230 I'm out. 88 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,410 Get me out of here. 89 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,680 I was walking on Broadway, you know, and there's this incredible looking Swedish 90 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,540 girl having a cappuccino. I 91 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:13,120 don't 92 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,120 want to grab either. 93 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:29,530 Studying their vowels. 94 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:30,910 Yeah. 95 00:07:31,090 --> 00:07:34,450 A, E, O, I, M, 96 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:41,590 N, I, 2, 1, 0, 3, 6, 7, 8. 97 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:47,090 Did numbers have vowels? 98 00:07:48,090 --> 00:07:49,090 Yeah. 99 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:51,730 Dumbass. 100 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:54,860 Zero is a vowel. 101 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,380 So is one. 102 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:58,680 Wow. 103 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,880 Hey, buddy. 104 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,420 You're pretty smart sometimes. 105 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,840 Yeah. 106 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,960 Sometimes when I'm in school, I like flippin' and stuff. 107 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,160 Really? 108 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,660 You still like tics and stuff, though, right? 109 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,300 We almost made it to the edge last night, dude. 110 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,300 Yeah. 111 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 Slimming is hard. 112 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,839 Hey, Beavis. 113 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:36,400 Remember when Anderson gets back? We're those other guys. 114 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:41,700 I hope he has one of those jerk hammers so he can chop us out of here. 115 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,360 Yeah, yeah. 116 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,600 Where is he? 117 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,200 Hello? 118 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,800 Masonry units? 119 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,040 Anybody? 120 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:54,530 Where's that damn hippie clerk? 121 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:56,530 Hello? 122 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,500 The Army kicked ass. 123 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:26,919 Yeah, yeah. 124 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,500 Is Anthrax in the Army? 125 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,160 Uh, I think that Scott dude is in the Army. 126 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,300 Yeah. 127 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,340 You have a regulation cut. 128 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:37,560 My major dad. 129 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,020 Yeah. 130 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:40,780 Today's Army rocks. 131 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,450 Isn't it like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the 132 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:53,710 station's, like, going off the air? 133 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:55,030 Yeah. 134 00:09:55,550 --> 00:09:57,130 Only the music's a lot cooler. 135 00:09:57,870 --> 00:09:58,870 Yeah, yeah. 136 00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:02,050 This should, like, be the national anthem. 137 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,210 Yeah, the national anthem. 138 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:07,910 Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff. 139 00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:09,730 Yeah, yeah. 140 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:13,350 Like, the judge could come out and go, I can't. 141 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,060 That's pretty good, Venus. 142 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:19,840 You sound just like the judge. 143 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,540 Yeah! Bum! He bought it. 144 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,800 Wouldn't that be cool? Like, one day we were, like, going to school, and a bunch 145 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,160 of planes dropped a bunch of bombs. You dumbass. 146 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:38,940 Bombs would, like, hurt and stuff. 147 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,800 It's only cool when they drop them on CNN. 148 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:43,740 Oh, yeah. 149 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:46,960 I was just thinking, you know, like, they probably wouldn't have to go to 150 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:47,960 that day. 9593