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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:21,520 You are under arrest for violation of Penal Code 2 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,940 7538 -7. 3 00:00:25,180 --> 00:00:26,980 He said penal. 4 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,520 Iron justice is cool. 5 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:33,360 Yeah, yeah. I want to do that. 6 00:00:45,190 --> 00:00:47,750 I can't do this all day, dill weed. 7 00:00:49,130 --> 00:00:50,890 Here I come. 8 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:55,910 Come. 9 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:02,070 Beavis, you wuss. 10 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:04,370 You hardly made a dent. 11 00:01:07,190 --> 00:01:08,190 Beavis? 12 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,860 Whoa. Is this like David Bowie? 13 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,720 No way. 14 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:22,020 I mean, this guy's a puss, but it's a different puss. 15 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:32,160 This dude is 16 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,160 andropping us. 17 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,560 He's a penis. 18 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,520 I met a man. 19 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,040 He was a good man. 20 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,780 I met a good man. 21 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:58,360 Quit 22 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:07,840 pointing 23 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,840 that stick at me. 24 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,520 Yeah. He's just trying to show off. 25 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:19,080 Who are these guys? 26 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,560 Yeah. 27 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,180 Where's that guy? 28 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:26,820 I don't know. 29 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:34,220 This is pretty cool. 30 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,040 Yeah. They rock. 31 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,360 They rock. 32 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,220 Whoa. 33 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,520 If I had my driver's license, I'd, like, run over some light bulbs. 34 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,800 Yeah. Hey, but you know what we should do, like, in the meantime? 35 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,640 We should go get some light bulbs and stuff. 36 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:00,430 Dump on him. Yeah. 37 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,990 That's a good idea, Beavis. 38 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:07,750 Yeah. Thanks. 39 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:25,230 Beavis, you wuss. 40 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,450 Get up, dillweed. 41 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:32,690 Don't make me kick your ass, Beavis. 42 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:38,690 I'm kicking your ass, Beavis. 43 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:41,410 This is cool. 44 00:03:42,410 --> 00:03:44,710 Look at me, Beavis. I'm kicking your ass. 45 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:46,930 Kicking your ass. 46 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,560 This sucks. 47 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:08,220 Well, we better bury you, Beavis. You're already starting to stink. 48 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,500 Whoa. What is this? 49 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,360 Welcome to heaven, Beavis. 50 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:26,300 Whoa. Are you like Santa Claus? 51 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,579 I am St. 52 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:30,580 Peter. 53 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:45,300 So, like in heaven, will all the chicks do anything I want? 54 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,540 No. That sucks. 55 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,860 Do I get x -ray vision? 56 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:53,040 Can I get some nachos? 57 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:57,590 Are you sure this is heaven? 58 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:11,690 This is your life, Beavis. 59 00:05:12,570 --> 00:05:17,950 This book contains everything you've ever done throughout your entire life, 60 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,190 matter how insignificant. 61 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:24,330 Really? You mean like every time I ever took a dump, it's in that book? 62 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,200 Yes. How about that time they peed in the gym? 63 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:31,760 Yes. 64 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:33,420 Cool. 65 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,760 Hey, get away from there. 66 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,660 Beavis is not dog food. 67 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,620 He's worm food. 68 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:59,080 And then when you were four, you mutilated an action figure in a most 69 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,080 manner. 70 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,500 Oh, yeah. That was cool. 71 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:09,140 No, that sucked. When you were five, you and your friend, Butthead, passed out 72 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:11,900 chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class. 73 00:06:12,260 --> 00:06:13,940 Yeah, yeah. That was really cool. 74 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,600 No, Beavis, that also sucked. 75 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:19,080 What do you know, asswipe? 76 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,660 I know everything but money. 77 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,040 Yeah, but it's annoyed. 78 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:30,920 Cool. 79 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,840 Annoyed is cool. 80 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,059 Avoid the noise. 81 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,340 Avoid the noise. I like to say that. Avoid the noise. Avoid the noise. 82 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:38,680 That's not annoyed. 83 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,120 That's Satan. 84 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:41,620 Oh, yeah. 85 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,560 Check it out, Viva. Yeah. 86 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,840 It's like, this guy's a pretty good singer. 87 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,040 Yeah. 88 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,160 It's like, he can't write songs, but he sure can sing. 89 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:24,180 This video's cool because they're, like, doing something, like, that they 90 00:07:24,180 --> 00:07:25,180 haven't done before. 91 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:28,370 What do you mean? Like playing one of those uvulas? 92 00:07:28,710 --> 00:07:29,710 Uh, yeah. 93 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:34,350 It's like they've never played a uvula under a table before. 94 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:35,650 Yeah, yeah. 95 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:37,630 Whoa, check it out, buddy. Turn. 96 00:07:38,530 --> 00:07:40,030 Turn, turn, turn. 97 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:41,870 Uh, where? 98 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:48,330 You know, if I was Peyton, I would, like, get a mountain bike. 99 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:49,570 Yeah, yeah. 100 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,350 Like a really cool, like, skateboard. Yeah. 101 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:54,580 That's some chicks. 102 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:57,000 Yeah. That would be cool. 103 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:05,940 Oh, look at the turds again. It's 104 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:07,140 turds. Where? 105 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,400 Right there. He was riding around some turds, butthead. 106 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:13,500 Really? They're right there on the ground. He was, like, riding around some 107 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:17,020 turds. Satan always likes to have some turds close by. 108 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Yeah, yeah. 109 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,240 I mean, you know, he is Satan. 110 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,900 Okay, that's enough. Now get your ass back on the wall. 111 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,320 Get in there. 112 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:36,700 And then on the third day of the fourth month of your twelfth year, you 113 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,419 touched yourself in an impure manner. 114 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:40,780 You thought that? 115 00:08:41,380 --> 00:08:44,380 Yeah. We see everything. 116 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,200 No way. I had the covers over me. 117 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:53,110 Worm food. 118 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,210 Come and get it, worms. 119 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:06,590 And then, later that afternoon, you touched yourself in an impure manner 120 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:10,290 using a bottle of hand lotion. It is starting to suck. 121 00:09:10,990 --> 00:09:12,550 Do I get into heaven or not? 122 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:15,850 No. 123 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:29,930 Uh, I guess I should, like, say something. 124 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:36,950 Uh, I am here today not to bury Beavis, but to, uh... 125 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:39,150 Later, dude. 126 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:47,910 Wake up, wet wipe. We're gonna miss Iron Justice. 127 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:50,290 Ah! 128 00:09:50,710 --> 00:09:55,130 Whoa. I had this weird dream. I met this St. Peter dude. 129 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,600 Fight who? 130 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,800 Peter. 8195