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Thank you.

Put on that old guy that likes to break stuff.

What? You know, that guy, that letter dude.

That's Letterman butt munch. Yeah, yeah. Put him on.

Maybe he'll break something.

Here is tonight's top ten list from the home office in Sioux City, Iowa.

Tonight's category, top ten ways to break stuff.

Cool. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, Beaver.

We could do that.

Why can't we have our own show?

Yeah, yeah. And get lots of money. And chicks.

Like that letter dude.

Yeah.

Money. And chicks.

Hey, Beamer.

It sure is cool having money and chicks.

Yeah, yeah.

That would be cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's do it.

Is this Spinal Tap?

Tap is cool.

This isn't Spinal Tap.

This fuck.

Yeah, this fuck.

Where'd these guys get their clothes?

They bought it in that rock and roll store at the mall. Yeah.

Whoa, look at his face.

Yeah, his face sucks.

I think these guys played at the state fair last year. Yeah, they won a blue

ribbon in the pig contest.

Yeah, because he's fat.

Shut up.

Shut up. Yeah.

Shut up.

You fuck.

Stop. In the name of all that which does not fuck.

Super idea about documenting the decay of a rose, Cassandra.

Keep those concepts coming, everyone.

Uh, we, like, have an idea for a show.

Yeah, yeah. We want money and chicks.

Now, television isn't all about glamour, Beavis. It's a chance for you both to

awaken your imagination.

Make those intuitive leaps and unleash the creative flow within.

Hey, butthead, smell my finger.

No way, Beavis.

Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic concept.

I'm going to close my eyes, and I want you to wow me.

Uh, is that allowed on school property?

Butthead, I want you to describe your show idea.

Excite me. Make me see your vision.

Uh, okay.

So it's like, uh, I guess like we'd be on TV and stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh, and we'd be like, uh.

In a room?

Yeah.

So like, uh, say hello to our good friend Beaver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be nice.

So like, this is our, uh, top.

Ten left from our home office in Montana.

Not bad.

Tone down the violence and you guys are on.

Yes.

Coming up next, Beavis and Butthead question the nature of their

and decide it's pretty cool.

Stay tuned.

Five, four.

Uh,

this like on.

This is like my show and stuff.

I mean, uh... Uh,

welcome.

Hey, hey, butt it.

Butt it. Oh, yeah.

Uh, please, like, applause for Beavis.

Uh, I thought of a joke before.

Bonerfied.

Like, I'm bonerfied?

Uh,

thank you and stuff.

Uh, I don't have any guess, because, like, we couldn't find one.

So, uh, here's Beavis.

Shut down, dumbass.

So, like, say something that's, like, interesting.

Is this one of those beer commercials?

Yeah.

There's that one where that dude goes out in the desert and then he opens up

beer and it starts snowing.

Step out of the old and into the cold.

Uh, nothing beats a butt.

Yeah.

Hey,

Beavis.

How come Donnie's the only dude with his shirt on?

He's a wuss. Yeah.

He probably has saggy pecs.

Did you know their dad, Lee Harvey Osmond,

like, killed one of the presidents or something? Yeah.

And I heard that the whole Osmond family is a bunch of morons.

It's Mormons.

Butt wipe.

Those are those dudes that come up to your house on their bicycles.

Oh, yeah.

Is this the Moron Tabernacle Choir? Yeah.

I hate this moron music. Yeah.

I guess that's all the time. Wait.

Wait, what? I know. Let's do that trick.

Oh, yeah.

This is cool.

Now my turn.

It was all of a cool show.

Yeah. Come back again.

Yeah.

We're going to kick Letterman's butt. Yeah.

We're going to score.

Yeah.

Whoa, is that the face of the Death 3?

Uh, no, it's just a video, butthole.

Hey, how come this guy's wearing a trap?

Because he's doing his laundry, dumbass. Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah, but me!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What the fuck, Beaver?

Shut up, buddy. That was cool.

Cool. Yeah.

Toilets are cool.

They figured, like, since the song was getting wimpy right there, they'd, like,

just throw a toilet out.

Yeah, yeah.

I think it helps.

I wonder if there's a turd inside it.

That's a good question, Beavis.

I wondered that myself.

That guy fell over. Yeah, yeah.

He's gonna get kicked out of the band.

Yeah.

That dude in the dress doesn't put up with that crap.

Yeah, yeah.

You stand up straight, play your guitar, and shut up!

Yeah. Yeah.

Cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.