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Thank you.
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Put on that old guy that likes to break
stuff.
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What? You know, that guy, that letter
dude.
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That's Letterman butt munch. Yeah, yeah.
Put him on.
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Maybe he'll break something.
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Here is tonight's top ten list from the
home office in Sioux City, Iowa.
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Tonight's category, top ten ways to
break stuff.
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Cool. Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, Beaver.
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We could do that.
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Why can't we have our own show?
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Yeah, yeah. And get lots of money. And
chicks.
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Like that letter dude.
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Yeah.
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Money. And chicks.
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Hey, Beamer.
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It sure is cool having money and chicks.
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Yeah, yeah.
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That would be cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Let's do it.
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Is this Spinal Tap?
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Tap is cool.
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This isn't Spinal Tap.
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This fuck.
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Yeah, this fuck.
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Where'd these guys get their clothes?
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They bought it in that rock and roll
store at the mall. Yeah.
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Whoa, look at his face.
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Yeah, his face sucks.
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I think these guys played at the state
fair last year. Yeah, they won a blue
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ribbon in the pig contest.
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Yeah, because he's fat.
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Shut up.
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Shut up. Yeah.
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Shut up.
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You fuck.
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Stop. In the name of all that which does
not fuck.
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Super idea about documenting the decay
of a rose, Cassandra.
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Keep those concepts coming, everyone.
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Uh, we, like, have an idea for a show.
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Yeah, yeah. We want money and chicks.
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Now, television isn't all about glamour,
Beavis. It's a chance for you both to
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awaken your imagination.
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Make those intuitive leaps and unleash
the creative flow within.
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Hey, butthead, smell my finger.
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No way, Beavis.
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Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic
concept.
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I'm going to close my eyes, and I want
you to wow me.
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Uh, is that allowed on school property?
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Butthead, I want you to describe your
show idea.
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Excite me. Make me see your vision.
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Uh, okay.
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So it's like, uh, I guess like we'd be
on TV and stuff.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, and we'd be like, uh.
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In a room?
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Yeah.
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So like, uh, say hello to our good
friend Beaver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That would be nice.
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So like, this is our, uh, top.
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Ten left from our home office in
Montana.
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Not bad.
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Tone down the violence and you guys are
on.
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Yes.
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Coming up next, Beavis and Butthead
question the nature of their
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and decide it's pretty cool.
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Stay tuned.
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Five, four.
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Uh,
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this like on.
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This is like my show and stuff.
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I mean, uh... Uh,
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welcome.
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Hey, hey, butt it.
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Butt it. Oh, yeah.
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Uh, please, like, applause for Beavis.
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Uh, I thought of a joke before.
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Bonerfied.
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Like, I'm bonerfied?
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Uh,
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thank you and stuff.
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Uh, I don't have any guess, because,
like, we couldn't find one.
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So, uh, here's Beavis.
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Shut down, dumbass.
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So, like, say something that's, like,
interesting.
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Is this one of those beer commercials?
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Yeah.
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There's that one where that dude goes
out in the desert and then he opens up
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beer and it starts snowing.
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Step out of the old and into the cold.
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Uh, nothing beats a butt.
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Yeah.
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Hey,
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Beavis.
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How come Donnie's the only dude with his
shirt on?
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He's a wuss. Yeah.
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He probably has saggy pecs.
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Did you know their dad, Lee Harvey
Osmond,
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like, killed one of the presidents or
something? Yeah.
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And I heard that the whole Osmond family
is a bunch of morons.
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It's Mormons.
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Butt wipe.
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Those are those dudes that come up to
your house on their bicycles.
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Oh, yeah.
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Is this the Moron Tabernacle Choir?
Yeah.
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I hate this moron music. Yeah.
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I guess that's all the time. Wait.
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Wait, what? I know. Let's do that trick.
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Oh, yeah.
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This is cool.
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Now my turn.
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It was all of a cool show.
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Yeah. Come back again.
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Yeah.
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We're going to kick Letterman's butt.
Yeah.
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We're going to score.
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Yeah.
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Whoa, is that the face of the Death 3?
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Uh, no, it's just a video, butthole.
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Hey, how come this guy's wearing a trap?
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Because he's doing his laundry, dumbass.
Oh, really?
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Yeah, yeah, but me!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What the fuck, Beaver?
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Shut up, buddy. That was cool.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Toilets are cool.
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They figured, like, since the song was
getting wimpy right there, they'd, like,
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just throw a toilet out.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I think it helps.
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I wonder if there's a turd inside it.
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That's a good question, Beavis.
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I wondered that myself.
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That guy fell over. Yeah, yeah.
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He's gonna get kicked out of the band.
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Yeah.
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That dude in the dress doesn't put up
with that crap.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You stand up straight, play your guitar,
and shut up!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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