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The Crap Network, home of the Crap
Family Hour. And now, back to Melissa
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Gilbert in Asbestos in Obstetrics.
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Hey, buddy.
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What is a stepsmith?
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Uh, it's like health food or something.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Tell the commissioner we need that
helicopter.
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I don't care what it costs.
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No, I'm not chipping in.
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This sucks. Change it.
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Uh, what is that?
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Don't worry, buddy. It'll get cool in a
minute.
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It better start rocking or I'll really
give him something to cry about.
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Shut up, buddy. It'll get cool. Check it
out. Check it out.
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Here it comes.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Rock! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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This is pretty cool.
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What?
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What's going on?
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How come they don't just, like, play
that cool part through the whole song?
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Well, Beavis, if they didn't have, like,
a part of the song that sucked...
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Then it's like, the other part wouldn't
be as cool.
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Really? You're pretty smart about it.
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Here it comes again.
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Yeah, yeah, wow.
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I like that part where he goes... Yeah.
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This guy, like, he's down on his foot.
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Yeah.
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Repeat after me. I am somebody.
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Yeah. I am somebody.
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We now return to Robert Urich, Melissa
Gilbert, and Lou Ferrigno in Asbestos
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in Obstetrics.
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You own this building? And there are
hundreds of women trapped up there ready
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deliver? Women you made pregnant? Now
you're telling me it's not your problem?
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Wait.
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If they can manage not to breathe until
we get them out of there.
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Huh?
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Yeah, yeah. Huh? Yeah.
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This sucks.
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Change it.
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Uh.
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The remote's broken.
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He
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bought
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it.
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What's wrong with the TV?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Let's kick it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's kick it. Let's
kick it. Kick it.
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Uh,
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wait a minute.
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I just, like, figured something out.
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What? We gotta go watch TV somewhere
else.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Are they
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having another one of those midnight
madness sales?
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Yeah, yeah.
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We're slashing pythons! Everything must
go!
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That's not cool.
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We gotta find a place to watch TV.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Hey, they've got one.
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Yeah.
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Hey, wait up, dude.
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Freeze! Police!
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Uh, never mind.
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Coming up, Butthead makes Beavis' brown
eyes blue.
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Don't go away.
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That's right, everyone.
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If we all work together and respect one
another's space, we'll get through this
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crisis with a newfound sense of
community.
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Get out of the street, you long -haired
panty waist!
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Oh,
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Beavis and Butthead, what a break!
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I'm so glad you guys came by. I've got
to go coordinate the emergency shelter
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the Y.
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But I can't move from here until I'm
relieved.
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Just go behind a building, dude. No one
will see.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, no, I mean, can you guys take over
directing traffic here?
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Uh, do we get armbands?
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Yeah, like tater, tater, tater.
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Well, I might be able to find you a
couple of helmets.
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Uh... We'll find our own helmets, dude.
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Now look, fellas, this isn't hard.
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Just wave the traffic through in one
direction, count to 50, and then change,
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okay?
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Cool.
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Thanks, guys.
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And I think you'll be surprised at the
way doing good will have you feeling
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good.
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Feeling good?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Feeling good.
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Uh,
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were we supposed to, like, do something?
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Uh, yeah.
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Um,
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what'd he say again?
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Uh... I think he said wave the car
through in, like, one direction.
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You take that one. I'll take this one.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh,
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one.
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You're not doing it right, ass munch.
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Okay, sorry about that.
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This time count to 50.
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Okay.
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Uh, one.
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Okay.
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One. Two.
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Two.
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Six. Yeah.
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Uh, 60.
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Uh, two.
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We already did two.
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No, we didn't. Yes, we did.
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We're thinking of 62.
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No, we butted.
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Shut up, butt dumpling.
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Maybe we did do two.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Watch it, Viva.
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I know the fuck, but it doesn't mean you
have to spit on me.
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You're lucky I didn't barf on you.
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He's trying to hump a rock.
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Yeah.
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After Corby pulled it down on top of
him, he like crashed him.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Whoa.
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Did you see that?
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He had a band -aid on one of his boobs.
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Really?
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Why?
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Maybe he's, like, trying to shave the
hair off his chest.
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Why not, Viva?
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It's like he shaved off his nipples.
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This is really beginning
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to piss me off, Viva. Yeah, yeah,
really.
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Get up off the ground and stop whining,
you wuss.
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Get up, get up, get up. straight, quit
acting like a wuss, quit whining, go out
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and get a job with some good clothes.
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You tell him, Beaver. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And another thing, stay away from old
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Brock.
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Uh,
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five, seven.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Um, eleven -teen.
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Whoa,
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what's that?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, Beavis, check it out. It's Stuart's
dad.
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Yeah. He doesn't look so good.
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Where am I? I think I'm bleeding
internally.
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Uh,
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Mr.
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Stevenson? Is that you?
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Beavis, butthead. Thank God.
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What happened? Tell me what happened.
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Uh, our TV broke.
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Yeah. Can we watch at your house?
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