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Hey, look.

Uh... Three... Member...

Uh...

Free member.

Hey, Beaver.

Shut up, buddy. I'm trying to concentrate.

They're like giving away free members.

Yeah.

I want a new member.

This is going to be cool.

Free dismemberment.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Yeah. Yeah. Uh -huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh -huh. Yeah. Come

me. Come with me.

Bad, bad boy.

Come with me. Come with me. I'm still fucking.

What's going on?

Yeah, what is it?

Bad, bad boy. He's gonna rap too slow.

Yeah.

They should, like, hang out with Fulton Peppa.

My name is FD. Her name is FD.

Yeah, tell them, FD.

Yeah, yeah, uh -huh, yeah, uh -huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh -huh, yeah.

See, it should be like that. It should be faster.

Yeah, uh -huh, yeah, uh -huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bad boy, bad boy, come on. It should be faster, but it shouldn't fuck.

Whoa, a flying skull.

That's cool.

Yeah.

It's too bad that the music fucked.

Yeah, yeah.

Look at this guy.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Hey,

that flying skull again.

That flying skull rule.

Yeah.

You gotta, like, fly away and go into a video that doesn't fuck.

Yeah, yeah, or he could, like, start his own show.

Yeah.

I would watch it.

Yeah, yeah.

Me too.

What's he saying?

Uh, I think he's saying yellow butter.

Oh, yeah.

We've been expecting you!

We've been expecting you!

Uh,

we want to join your club.

Okay.

That's $300 each for the first year.

Uh, no.

We want to join for free. Yeah, free dismemberment. The free trial

Okay.

She said it.

She said member.

Now, which muscles do you want to exercise? Your pecs?

My peck?

Maybe your glutes.

Squat? Thrust?

The clean and jerk?

Or maybe just a little cardiovascular?

I'll just let you decide for yourself.

Right through that door.

That guy is stupid.

Hey, pencil man, give me a spot.

Uh, what?

I said, give me a spot, stick boy.

Hey, butthead, come here.

Check it out, butthead.

Spandex.

You were checking out a dude's butt.

Shut up, butthead. You were checking him out, too.

No, I wasn't.

I knew it was a guy.

I was just going to, like, wait and say something later.

Bud!

Bud!

Whoa.

Cool.

Yeah. No pain, no gain.

Stay tuned for Beavis and Butthead with more

Magical Moments.

Come on, man. Feel the burn. Feel the burn.

Yeah, yeah.

Feel the burn. The burn. The burn.

Hey, Peter.

Come here. Check this thing out.

Warp speed, Mr. Sulu.

But keep him. Be clean on the approaching.

Whoa.

That was cool.

Beavis? Hey, Beavis.

Are you, like, uh, alive?

Um,

no. I don't know.

Now it's my turn.

Yeah, let's do that again.

Whoa.

Did you see that guy's cheek?

Yeah, yeah, that was cool.

I've seen that, like, in a bunch of other videos, too.

I can get my teeth to do that, like I eat a lot of peas.

Oh, hey, Beavis, I've never seen you do that. No, I'm talking about my butt

cheek. Yeah.

Yeah.

I should put that in every video.

Yeah, yeah.

That would be cool.

Hey, Butthead, what is all that?

All what stuff?

All this crap in this video. What is all this stuff? It's like there's these

people, and then there's this stuff, and like candles, and like all this out -of

-focus crap.

Just the usual bunch of crap they always have on here.

Oh, is that what it is?

Uh, yeah.

I think this song

is called...

Blue Buddha. Oh, yeah.

I like it when you get a blue veiner.

Yeah.

Sometimes I wake up with a blue Buddha. Yeah, yeah.

This chick's giving me a blue Buddha right now. Damn it, Beaver. Yeah.

Pull up your pants. Cut it out.

You're supposed to be spotting me, stick boy.

Uh, there you are.

I spotted you right over there.

Hey,

come and get your ass.

Get your ass.

Exercise.

Yeah.

I think I broke my neck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

How about Venus?

Hey, buddy, check it out. That chick on the drum?

That's that chick that's only in the games, like, calling out that crime?

Oh, yeah.

It's like it has John on it, then it has his phone number.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

We should, like, call him up and say, Hey, man, you know where any parties are

at? Yeah.

And then hang up on him.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, yeah.

I'd teach him a lesson.

Ooh, baby.

Ooh.

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Lenny rules.

Yeah, yeah, Lenny does rule. But, like, what does Motorhead have to do with,

like, you know, like, what's going on here? No, butthole. I didn't say Lemmy,

said Lenny.

Um, I think you said Lemmy, butthead.

You monkey spank.

Whoa. Check out that shit.

Yeah. She, like, came out of the trunk.

Yeah.

She must be, like, a bear.

Yeah. That'd be cool if, like, I always had a bear chick in my trunk.

Uh, you don't have a trunk, butt munch. You ride a bike.

Shut up, buddy.

I'm gonna get a trunk, and I'm gonna, like, put a bear chick in it.

Right, Zeta.