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Hey, you gonna stare all day or you gonna buy something?

Uh, I'm gonna stare all day.

Hey, butthead, check it out.

Whoa, an ad with naked people.

Cool.

Look, there.

Oh, yeah.

Word.

Sunny Grove nudist call, uh, uh,

nude, nude people.

Word there, dude.

Isn't that Pearl Jam?

Yeah.

Eddie Vedder dyed his hair red.

Wait a minute, isn't that Pearl Jam?

Yeah.

It's good to see you thinking, Beavis.

That guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.

No way. Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.

They both make faces like that John Belucci dude.

Yeah, he's dead.

I heard these guys like came first and Pearl Jam ripped them off.

No way, butthead. Pearl Jam came first.

Uh, well, they both fuck.

Hey, butthead.

Pearl Jam doesn't fuck. They're from Seattle.

Oh, yeah.

That bear is cool.

It takes a lot more than bears to make a video cool, Beavis.

What if the bear was like taking a dump?

Well, that might work.

I want to dye my hair orange.

Yes.

You'd look good, but you should do it. Yeah.

Sunny Grove Nudist Colony, please hold.

Uh, we came to see naked girls.

Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Blackstone will see you shortly.

Is he naked?

At Sunny Grove, our philosophy is simple. We believe nudity is the body's

natural state.

We enter the world naked.

We shower naked.

We make love naked.

That's why we share our nudity with others.

We don't want members who are just out for a sexual experience.

But you boys seem like a good risk to me.

Naked.

Yeah.

All you need to join is your membership fee. Let's see, that's $4 ,000.

Coming up, Beavis and Butthead model new synthetic knit.

So comfortable, you'd swear they were cotton.

And do they breathe?

Stay tuned.

This is going to be cool.

Watch it.

Shut up, Beavis. Oh, yeah.

Are you two new here?

You look lost.

The layout is simple.

The pool and the jacuzzi are over there. Tennis courts are that way. Snack bar

and locker's over that way. If you need anything, just ask for me, Donna.

Who's up for volleyball?

Marco! Polo!

Marco!

Polo!

Hey, Butthead, did you see that?

Yeah.

Come to butthead.

Yeah, me too.

Whoa, check it out.

That's that same cat from that Janet Jackson video.

You're looking at the cat?

How old are you, Beavis?

Someday, Beavis, you're going to have urges like me.

Shut up, buddy.

I'm taking off the cheek, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Chains and chicks.

That's more like it.

Slacks are cool.

Hey, Beavis, have you ever drank a beer?

Yeah. Oh, yeah?

Where'd you get it?

The bike.

God gave it to me.

You haven't drank a beer, lying wuss.

I should, like, join this band.

Yeah.

These chicks would talk to us.

They talk to me?

Then they tell you to get your sorry ass out of there.

Yeah. Rock and roll is cool.

Whoa.

Abibus and Butthead, you've lived long and fruitful lives. Now, what would you

say is your crowning achievement?

Uh, we saw naked people.

Yeah.

Life is cool.

So you guys seem pretty cool.

Yeah, yeah.

I want to make every woman see.

I want to make every woman I see.

If I was, like, too old enough to drink out of the bar, I'd sit down next to

them and say, Hey, how's it going, man?

Yeah.

And then they'd kick your ass.

Shut up, butthead. I can take you down.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah,

right.

Shut up, butthead.

I'm a heterosexual man.

It's just a problem with my plans.

I could be wrong, but I think I saw a naked chick.

Really? You mean on the TV?

No, butt lunch. In the TV.

You mean, like, inside, like, where the tubes are and stuff?

What's your problem, Beavis?

Okay, look at the TV.

You see those guys?

Yeah, yeah.

That's where I saw the naked chick.

Um, but that's just a bunch of guys.

Damn it, Beavis.

Are you stupid?

Yeah.