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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,559 --> 00:00:07,560 The ballona's savage reputation is largely undeserved. 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:13,740 Far from being a dangerous man -eater, she is, in reality, a vegetarian, 3 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:19,580 dining exclusively on the sweet, fleshy clothes of... That 4 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:24,300 fish just ate his butt. 5 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,980 Yeah, fish are cool. 6 00:00:29,319 --> 00:00:30,319 Yeah. 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,480 Hey, Beavis. What? 8 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,520 Let's go fishing. 9 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,000 You mean like for fishing stuff? 10 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:39,920 Yeah. 11 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:41,760 I'm there, dude. 12 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,480 Cool. 13 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,540 Hey, Butthead. Huh? Don't we need like an ocean or something? 14 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,380 Oh, yeah. 15 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:53,800 I forgot. 16 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,160 Hey, Beavis. 17 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:00,700 Couch fishing. 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,480 Yeah. 19 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:03,740 Couch fishing. 20 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:13,920 Hey, 21 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:21,520 Beavis. 22 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:25,100 Have you ever, like, gone to a public pool? 23 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:28,640 And then, like, gone underwater and looked at people's butts. Yeah. 24 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,200 That's cool. I do it all the time. 25 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:33,900 It's so easy. 26 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:40,980 Not enough time for all that I want for you. 27 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,900 Not enough time. 28 00:01:43,860 --> 00:01:44,860 Woof music. 29 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,080 Yeah. 30 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,780 These guys are pretty cool, but the lead singer looks like Patrick Swayze. Shut 31 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:01,680 up, Beavis. These guys are cool. 32 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:10,139 Yeah, 33 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:17,020 chicks. 34 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:18,300 That's more like it. 35 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,440 I can show you what it's like. 36 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,720 Hey, Beavis, you think she can make it? 37 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,080 Yeah. 38 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:41,660 He's going to touch her. 39 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:01,510 Did you find any couch bait yet? 40 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:04,270 Yeah, I think so. 41 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,690 Cool. It's some old pizza. 42 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:10,910 That's cool. 43 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:15,650 Hey, Butthead, where'd you get the fishing rod? 44 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:18,750 Anderson's tool shed. 45 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:22,950 Did you see the tool in there? 46 00:03:24,930 --> 00:03:25,930 No. 47 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:27,890 Just as Rod. 48 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,390 Hey, shut up. I got something. 49 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:46,790 Whoa. 50 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:49,870 Killer raccoon fish. 51 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:58,070 My turn. Get some bait. 52 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:03,590 Whoa. I found your old Walkman. 53 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,310 Looks like it's broken. 54 00:04:07,190 --> 00:04:10,530 Yeah. Because you sat on it, lard butt. 55 00:04:11,830 --> 00:04:12,830 Oh, yeah. 56 00:04:14,150 --> 00:04:15,410 That was cool. 57 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,390 Wow. 58 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:24,890 A Zener diode. 59 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,260 Whoa. Sounds like a big one, dude. 60 00:04:30,940 --> 00:04:34,180 Yeah. Hey, cut it out, you guys. 61 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,740 It really hurts. 62 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,980 Come on. Stop it already. 63 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:39,319 Dork fish. 64 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,720 Ow. Bring him in the flow. 65 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,260 We don't want him to get away. 66 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:45,420 Yeah. 67 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 Guys. 68 00:04:49,820 --> 00:04:50,820 Hey, butthead. 69 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,860 I think I found some more couch bait. 70 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,260 Whoa. 71 00:04:56,450 --> 00:05:00,330 I heard you get a wicked head rush if you breathe prune box air. 72 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:09,530 Dumbass. 73 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:12,290 You fart knocker. 74 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,440 By heavens, a perfectly good box of prunes discarded on the sidewalk, 75 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:30,240 by some poor, naive youngster, too young to appreciate the subtle delights of 76 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,240 nature's prune. 77 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,240 Prunes suck. 78 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:36,920 Yeah. 79 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,080 And they look like turds. 80 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,640 Whoa. 81 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,140 Oh, my. 82 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:48,800 Oh, my goodness. 83 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,220 Oh, no, not another elderly woman flying down the street. 84 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:55,920 Will they never learn? 85 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,500 Oh, my, I seem to have fallen down. 86 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,780 Uh, sorry about that. 87 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:11,160 Yeah, it won't happen again. 88 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,740 Hello? What happened to my spectacles? 89 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,120 Uh, your testicles? 90 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:27,680 I don't want to be a party pooper or anything, but don't you think this couch 91 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,560 fishing thing is, I don't know, kind of irresponsible? 92 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,940 Yeah. You want to try it? 93 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:38,720 Really? I can hang with you guys? 94 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,960 I guess. 95 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:41,260 Kind of. 96 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:45,920 Wow. 97 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:48,820 Cool. 98 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,740 Sometimes I try to do things, and it just doesn't work out the way I want it 99 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:00,379 Yeah, yeah. 100 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:03,160 Sometimes I try to do things, and it doesn't work out the way I want it to. 101 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:04,420 Shut up, Viva. 102 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:10,520 Shut up, 103 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,220 Viva. 104 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:16,280 Shut up, Viva. 105 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,960 Shut up, Viva. 106 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:27,180 I feel your pain. 107 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,500 Yeah. 108 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,560 Me too. 109 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:39,980 Those dudes under a lot of 110 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:45,230 stress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, people say, hey, Beavis, 111 00:07:45,230 --> 00:07:48,150 we can talk about it. You feel better. And they say, just leave me alone. And 112 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:49,410 I'll figure it out by myself. 113 00:07:49,690 --> 00:07:53,050 And they keep saying, Beavis, Beavis. And I'm like, I don't know what to do 114 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:54,290 my hands. Come on, shut up, Beavis. 115 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:59,310 About once a year they play something cool and you have to talk to them. 116 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:01,490 This is cool. 117 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:17,380 This is great, guys. 118 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:20,580 Maybe we can hang out together from now on. 119 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:25,760 Hey, I don't get it. What's so funny? 120 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:32,480 Oh, doing a little couch fishing, are we? As if I couldn't have guessed. 121 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,299 Don't give me any of your butt, young man. Just drop the rod. 122 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,080 I'm placing you under arrest. 123 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,659 It's like we tried to stop him, officer. 124 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:43,059 Yeah. 125 00:08:43,309 --> 00:08:44,970 But we couldn't. He hit us and stuff. 126 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:46,950 Yeah. 127 00:08:47,370 --> 00:08:49,330 And he tried to bite Beavis' butt. 128 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:52,750 Well, I'm sure you did your best, boys. 129 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:56,990 Now in the future, just make sure to keep all fishing rods safely out of the 130 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:58,510 hands of juvenile delinquents. 131 00:09:00,150 --> 00:09:01,290 You got it, dude. 132 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,530 All right, you punk. 133 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:06,310 Let's get you down to the station. No, stop. 134 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:11,130 My dad will... Shut up, you punk. Ow, you witch. Shut up. 135 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:16,130 Oh, heavens me. Has anybody seen my spectacle? 136 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:33,690 Whoa. 137 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,550 Is this the Black Crows? Yeah. 138 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:43,150 Wait a minute. This isn't Black Crows. 139 00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:45,950 This is cool. 140 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:47,190 Yeah, yeah. 141 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Hey, 142 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,680 Beavis. 143 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,100 Who are these guys? 144 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:26,240 Um, I think they just went on tour with Anthrax and White Zombie. 145 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,560 Oh, yeah. 146 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:30,940 These are cool. 147 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,300 Yeah. 148 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,310 Thank you. 9148