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The ballona's savage reputation is largely undeserved.

Far from being a dangerous man -eater, she is, in reality, a vegetarian,

dining exclusively on the sweet, fleshy clothes of... That

fish just ate his butt.

Yeah, fish are cool.

Yeah.

Hey, Beavis. What?

Let's go fishing.

You mean like for fishing stuff?

Yeah.

I'm there, dude.

Cool.

Hey, Butthead. Huh? Don't we need like an ocean or something?

Oh, yeah.

I forgot.

Hey, Beavis.

Couch fishing.

Yeah.

Couch fishing.

Hey,

Beavis.

Have you ever, like, gone to a public pool?

And then, like, gone underwater and looked at people's butts. Yeah.

That's cool. I do it all the time.

It's so easy.

Not enough time for all that I want for you.

Not enough time.

Woof music.

Yeah.

These guys are pretty cool, but the lead singer looks like Patrick Swayze. Shut

up, Beavis. These guys are cool.

Yeah,

chicks.

That's more like it.

I can show you what it's like.

Hey, Beavis, you think she can make it?

Yeah.

He's going to touch her.

Did you find any couch bait yet?

Yeah, I think so.

Cool. It's some old pizza.

That's cool.

Hey, Butthead, where'd you get the fishing rod?

Anderson's tool shed.

Did you see the tool in there?

No.

Just as Rod.

Hey, shut up. I got something.

Whoa.

Killer raccoon fish.

My turn. Get some bait.

Whoa. I found your old Walkman.

Looks like it's broken.

Yeah. Because you sat on it, lard butt.

Oh, yeah.

That was cool.

Wow.

A Zener diode.

Whoa. Sounds like a big one, dude.

Yeah. Hey, cut it out, you guys.

It really hurts.

Come on. Stop it already.

Dork fish.

Ow. Bring him in the flow.

We don't want him to get away.

Yeah.

Guys.

Hey, butthead.

I think I found some more couch bait.

Whoa.

I heard you get a wicked head rush if you breathe prune box air.

Dumbass.

You fart knocker.

By heavens, a perfectly good box of prunes discarded on the sidewalk,

by some poor, naive youngster, too young to appreciate the subtle delights of

nature's prune.

Prunes suck.

Yeah.

And they look like turds.

Whoa.

Oh, my.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no, not another elderly woman flying down the street.

Will they never learn?

Oh, my, I seem to have fallen down.

Uh, sorry about that.

Yeah, it won't happen again.

Hello? What happened to my spectacles?

Uh, your testicles?

I don't want to be a party pooper or anything, but don't you think this couch

fishing thing is, I don't know, kind of irresponsible?

Yeah. You want to try it?

Really? I can hang with you guys?

I guess.

Kind of.

Wow.

Cool.

Sometimes I try to do things, and it just doesn't work out the way I want it

Yeah, yeah.

Sometimes I try to do things, and it doesn't work out the way I want it to.

Shut up, Viva.

Shut up,

Viva.

Shut up, Viva.

Shut up, Viva.

I feel your pain.

Yeah.

Me too.

Those dudes under a lot of

stress. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, people say, hey, Beavis,

we can talk about it. You feel better. And they say, just leave me alone. And

I'll figure it out by myself.

And they keep saying, Beavis, Beavis. And I'm like, I don't know what to do

my hands. Come on, shut up, Beavis.

About once a year they play something cool and you have to talk to them.

This is cool.

This is great, guys.

Maybe we can hang out together from now on.

Hey, I don't get it. What's so funny?

Oh, doing a little couch fishing, are we? As if I couldn't have guessed.

Don't give me any of your butt, young man. Just drop the rod.

I'm placing you under arrest.

It's like we tried to stop him, officer.

Yeah.

But we couldn't. He hit us and stuff.

Yeah.

And he tried to bite Beavis' butt.

Well, I'm sure you did your best, boys.

Now in the future, just make sure to keep all fishing rods safely out of the

hands of juvenile delinquents.

You got it, dude.

All right, you punk.

Let's get you down to the station. No, stop.

My dad will... Shut up, you punk. Ow, you witch. Shut up.

Oh, heavens me. Has anybody seen my spectacle?

Whoa.

Is this the Black Crows? Yeah.

Wait a minute. This isn't Black Crows.

This is cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey,

Beavis.

Who are these guys?

Um, I think they just went on tour with Anthrax and White Zombie.

Oh, yeah.

These are cool.

Yeah.

Thank you.