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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,040 Lewis and Butthead are not role models. They're not even human. They're 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,920 cartoons. Some of the things they do will cause a person to get hurt, 3 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:11,600 arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way, don't try this at home. 4 00:00:31,919 --> 00:00:34,600 Bueno. Recuerdan, por favor, clase. 5 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,720 Siempre contestan en español. 6 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,280 Bueno. 7 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:44,380 Señor Butthead, ¿cómo es Juan? 8 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:47,280 Uh, burritos? 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,060 No, no, no. ¿Cómo es Juan? 10 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:51,340 ¿Cómo es Juan? 11 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,040 Uh, guacamole. 12 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,360 No, no. Señor Beavis, ¿cómo es Juan? 13 00:00:58,180 --> 00:00:59,940 Um, spaghetti. 14 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,720 Spaghetti? Spaghetti? 15 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:04,700 That's Italian, you moron. 16 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,260 Damn it, you idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year, 17 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:11,900 the only Spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell. 18 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:14,000 And Beavis can't even get that right. 19 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:17,840 I'm going to give you little bastards just ten seconds to come up with a 20 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:21,120 sentence in Spanish, and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's 21 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,580 office and you're both flunking. 22 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,640 Well, I'm waiting. 23 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:35,070 Principal's office, now! 24 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:39,190 Taco Supreme. 25 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,770 Get out, now! 26 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:48,150 What the hell is this crap? 27 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:52,950 Mine has more bumps. 28 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,220 Hey, Beavis, this guy sounds like you. 29 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,480 Shut up, fart knocker. 30 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,360 That dude's wearing a Yamaha. 31 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:25,720 He is a loser. 32 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:28,860 And a pansy. Yeah. 33 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,200 This guy sucks. 34 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:42,700 So cool. 35 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:49,900 These guys got no future. 36 00:03:16,140 --> 00:03:18,200 Whoa. She said, uh. 37 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,820 I'm already up. 38 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:40,860 Is this a commercial? 39 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:42,160 Yeah. 40 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,120 It's a commercial for MTV's House of Butts. 41 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,780 She thinks better than Wendy Crawford. 42 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:51,140 Yeah. 43 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,220 It's high noon on my sundial. 44 00:03:56,140 --> 00:04:02,820 I like music. 45 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,840 Eat that cream. 46 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:10,720 Yeah. 47 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,260 Excuse me, Beavis. I have to go spank my monkey. 48 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,240 Whoa, 49 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,120 that was cool. 50 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:37,940 It really does happen. 51 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:48,650 Armijo. Present. 52 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:50,650 Baca. Yeah. 53 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:51,890 Butt kiss. 54 00:04:54,630 --> 00:05:00,490 Damn it. What's wrong with you two? We've been in school over seven months 55 00:05:00,590 --> 00:05:04,550 and every single day when I call Daniel Butt Kiss's name, you guys have to 56 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:06,490 laugh. Is it really still that funny? 57 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:10,990 Doesn't it ever get old? Are you going to laugh for the rest of your lives 58 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:13,090 time someone says the name Butt Kiss? 59 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,680 That does it. 60 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:18,360 Principal's office now. 61 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:26,440 That any two amoeba are identical twins since they all have the same genetic 62 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:30,240 makeup. They are all the same sex and can reproduce by themselves. 63 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:36,040 So all sperm cells contain either an X chromosome or a Y chromosome. 64 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,480 And... She said sperm. 65 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:42,720 Depending on which sperm cell fertilizes the egg... 66 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:48,520 I said, depending on which sperm cell fertilizes the egg, the zygote will be 67 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,140 either male or female. Shut up! 68 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,060 Make zickers off this now! 69 00:05:57,780 --> 00:06:01,260 Yes! The butthole surfers! Yes! 70 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,600 The butthole surfers rule! 71 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:07,960 Look, 72 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,540 it's flea! It's flea! Flea! Flea! Flea! 73 00:06:31,770 --> 00:06:33,770 Animation is cool. 74 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:50,270 Butthole servers kick ass. 75 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:54,310 Oh, 76 00:07:56,390 --> 00:08:01,390 you guys think this is funny? 77 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:05,930 You've been to four classes today and you've been sent here four times. 78 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:10,990 And this laughing thing. What the hell's with this laughing thing? All the 79 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,030 teachers are sick of it. 80 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:16,550 Mr. Sherman, your history teacher, says he's completely given up on trying to 81 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:19,070 teach your class about the gay 90s. 82 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:20,970 See? See? 83 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:26,610 Now that's exactly what I'm talking about. You are both suspended for a 84 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:30,510 Uh, what's that mean? 85 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:38,030 It means I don't want to see you anywhere near this school for a whole 86 00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:39,390 Cool. 87 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,560 Forget it. No, no, you're not suspended. 88 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:53,940 No, I've got a better idea. Yeah, I'm going to get you guys this time. 89 00:09:35,630 --> 00:09:38,630 These guys are cool because they can, like, jump around real slow. 90 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:39,870 Yeah. 91 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:45,050 That would be cool if we could go to this forest and hang out with these 92 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,330 Yeah. 93 00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,150 We could, like, dance in the forest and be cool. 94 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:50,350 Yeah. 95 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:57,810 Whoa. Is this, like, the weather channel? 96 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:02,090 Yeah. The forecast is partially cool. 97 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:45,380 I wish I was more like them 98 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,070 looked into all the options, and I'm using the Today Sponge. 99 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,420 Is this a Claricelle commercial? 100 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:11,830 Michael Jackson? 101 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:13,850 Yeah, that's where he sleeps. 102 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,970 Nah, he told Oprah he doesn't really sleep in the hyperbolic chamber. 103 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:20,090 He has a skin disease. 104 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,870 Did you watch Oprah? 105 00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:27,530 What a wuss. 106 00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,550 Shut up, fuckhole. 107 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:33,510 I just watched it that once because I thought they'd show his hair on fire. 108 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,370 Yeah, right, Beavis. 109 00:13:49,390 --> 00:13:51,510 Just a hair club member. I'm the president. 110 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:52,730 Yeah. 111 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:54,730 He's a member. 112 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,610 Let's try to find a video that doesn't suck. 113 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,610 So, Beavis and Butthead. 114 00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:09,650 I understand Mr. 115 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:13,630 McVicker has made a little arrangement with you guys. Yeah, a little probation. 116 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:19,190 You see, class, Beavis and Butthead here are not allowed to laugh for... 117 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,840 That's right, and if they do laugh, they'll be expelled and they'll have to 118 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:29,180 to Hope High School where they'll get their asses kicked on a daily basis by 119 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:30,920 the other delinquents. Ha, ha, ha. 120 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,960 Well, I was real glad to hear that because this is Sex Education Week. 121 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:39,600 That's right, Sex Ed Week. 122 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,460 We're going to be talking about the penis. 123 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,380 We'll be talking about the vagina. 124 00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:50,200 Do you think that's funny, butthead? Do you find it amusing that we'll be 125 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,770 talking... Talking about the testicles. 126 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:57,950 Yes, we're also going to be talking about venereal disease, sexual 127 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:04,890 the scrotum, the clitoris, and we will definitely be spending a lot of time 128 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:07,070 talking about masturbation. 129 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,250 Well, now that that's out of the way, let's take roll. 130 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:40,970 Then he said penis. 131 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:46,970 Yeah. Then he said masturbation. Then he said vagina. 132 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:48,750 That was cool. 133 00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:53,910 Is the defense ready? 134 00:15:54,130 --> 00:15:56,690 Is this that show about that deaf lawyer? Yeah. 135 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:58,890 Hey, 136 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,230 Beavis. 137 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,410 I'd like to make a motion. 138 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,510 Yeah. Me too. 139 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,280 Yeah. Whoa. 140 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,240 Cop rock rerun. 141 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,800 Yeah. Cop rock rerun. 142 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:17,800 This is cool. 143 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,940 This is the one where they sing in court. 144 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,700 No way. This is the one where they sing in that locker room. 145 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,800 That's the same show, dumbass. There only was one show. 146 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Yeah, but it was cool. 147 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,170 When you give your heart away, well, take it back. 148 00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:41,230 Take it back. Take it back. 149 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:47,530 No facts in court. Yeah. 150 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:54,250 The prostitution rest. 151 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,470 Yeah. Change it. Change it quick. 152 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:05,849 Whoa. 153 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,859 That fish has a face on his butt. 154 00:17:10,619 --> 00:17:12,540 Yeah, that's cool. 155 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,619 I wish I had a face on my butt. 156 00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:16,819 Yeah, yeah. 157 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,540 You could blow your nose in your underwear. 158 00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:23,000 Yeah, you wouldn't need a hanky. 159 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:37,460 We should start a band and call it... Butthead, butthead. 160 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,040 Yeah. Beam it, beam it. 161 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,120 This court is now in session. 162 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,560 I know you've been sworn, sir, and I have read your complaint. 163 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:35,760 It's my turn to be the judge, asswipe. 164 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,100 Oh, yeah. 165 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,300 Okay. 166 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,060 This court is now in session. 167 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:47,360 How do you please to these charges of... 168 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,860 And buzzing around and getting in my face and stuff. 169 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,400 How do you please to these charges against you? 170 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,600 The defense rests. 171 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:09,920 Shut up! 172 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Okay. 173 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:18,420 I hereby sentence the defendant to death by... Death 174 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:25,100 by... Saw off his... 175 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:25,560 tweeter 176 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:35,120 cool 177 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:42,040 yeah now this is what 178 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,220 death rock is all about yeah 179 00:19:56,810 --> 00:19:58,110 Drums, guitars, and death. 180 00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:00,810 They finally got it right. 12365