All language subtitles for Beavis and Butt Head s08e16 Bounty Hunters

Uh, excuse me?

Could you tell me where the hoes are?

Same place they were last week. Aisle
five.

That was cool.

Hoes.

Whoa. Hey, Beavis, check it out. It's
Dog the Bounty Hunter. And that's Beth.

His wife was a big hooter.

Uh, dog.

Yeah, I get that a lot, brah. Actually,
I'm a bouncer. We follow the same code

as bounty hunters. I don't carry a gun,
and I don't do ice.

Hey, Beavis, we should become bounty
hunters. Yeah, yeah.

Get chicks and kick ass.

Uh... Hey, how do we become bounty
hunters? Like I said, I'm not a bounty

hunter. But I do know, if you go to the
post office, they have pictures of all

the most wanted criminals.

And if they're up there, they probably
most likely skip bail.

And if they're skips, they've got no
constitutional rights, and you can pick

them up and collect that reward.

Thanks, dog.

Hey, Beavis, if we're going to be bounty
hunters, we need to get a gun.

Yeah, and leather pants. Oh, Dog doesn't
carry a gun. He uses industrial

-strength pepper spray. I'll show you.

Let's roll, Braz.

This first part of the song sounds like
that music they play at the Olive

Garden.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but then it kicks ass later.

Yeah.

The Olive Garden kicks ass, too.

Yeah, yeah. I like to go there and stuff
my face with breadsticks.

Because they're free.

If you leave that place hungry, you're
just stupid.

See,

now this is the cool part of the song,
yeah.

Yeah.

Remember when you asked that waitress at
the Olive Garden to dance, and then

she... Flapped you and the manager threw
you out.

Oh, yeah.

That was cool.

She probably would have danced with me
because I have better moves.

No, you don't. Check this out.

Your move. Fuck, Beavis.

Check this out.

Dog was cool.

He's really down to earth in person, you
know.

Well, there's the pictures of the
criminals.

We need to kick their asses and haul
them downtown.

Look at him.

Real scum of the earth.

Excuse me, sir.

Have you seen this man?

Any information can help, sir.

And you can, like, remain anonymous,
too.

Yeah, he's in Europe right now for a
summit.

Damn it. Europe's, like, way over in
Russia or something.

Whoa. Hey, Beavis, look at this.

These fugitives look like wussies. Yeah,
yeah. We could probably, like, get the

whole gang.

Let's roll, Beavis.

This is the place, Beavis.

This is a pretty crappy school.

Yeah, really.

No wonder these kids joined a gang.

So young. They had their whole lives
ahead of them, you know.

But we still have a job to do.

Yeah, a job to kick their asses.

You ready, brah?

Yeah, shouldn't we pray?

Dog always prays before they chase a
skip.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

God is great. God is good.

And we thank him for our food.

Okay, let's roll, Beavis. On the count
of three.

One, two, three.

Hi there. Can I help you guys?

You can help us by cooperating.

Everyone turn around and put your hands
behind your back.

Okay. We're in the middle of a class.

You should have thought of that before
letting these kids start a gang.

That's right, brah. Now I have to take
them downtown.

We have no choice.

Let this be like a wake -up call to turn
your life around.

First of all, when you enter my dojo,
you pay respect by bowing. And second,

keep your hands off my students.

Uh, sir, I think it's best if you just
stand over there, please.

Butthole. I don't want to have to kick
your ass, so you just step aside.

Uh, okay, that's adding and a bit... Ow!

Blast, allow me to demonstrate the
dragon attack.

Ow!

Well, hey, all those, like, crystal
things and those funguses look really

Yeah.

If nature looked like this, maybe I
wouldn't hate it so much.

I hate the forest.

White people.

You know, I'm thinking, like, People
couldn't even get any whiter, and then,

know, I mean, look at this.

They are the whitest people I have ever
seen.

I think this is music for, like, white
people that have never had anything bad

happen to them.

They've never had adversity.

They decided to rebel against their
parents by making even softer rock.

Don't express yourself too much. Come
on.

These guys were like...

That music in the elevators is too balls
-out for us.

If you, like, cut out all the music and
then got rid of all these white

people, this would make a really good
screensaver.

Damn it, this sucks.

We couldn't even catch any of these...
Damn it.

I bet we could kick this guy's ass.

He's old.

You never should have jumped bail, Mr.

Post.

Hey, what did this guy do?

Oh, he's the Postmaster General. He runs
the whole postal system.

How the mighty have fallen.

Go get him, butthead.

I don't see him. Maybe he, like, skipped
the country.

Wrong, Beavis.

I got like a 20 on him.

Check it out.

Me. Are you sure that's him? Close
enough, Beavis.

At least I bet we can take him.

Uh, Mr. Poth?

Hey, Randy Lyle, that you a special lady
for.

Remember?

You're coming downtown.

Come on. Downtown.

Sounds like a party.

We can do this one of two ways. We can
kick your ass or we can kick your

ass.

Downtown is a few blocks.

Might be easier if you ride in my cart.
Tell it to the judge. Come on.

Okay, we'll ride in the cart.

This is the end of the road for you, Mr.
Post.

We're taking you to jail. So, like, make
a left here?

Jail? That's not an idea.

Let's leap this one off.

But the jail is this way, boy.

Oh, there we go.

Hopefully I got my regular cell. That's
the best toilet in the house.

Eh. That's like enough lip out of you.

Come on, move it.

Hey, baby.

We're bounty hunters.

Check it out.

Yeah, we have a fugitive and everything,
see?

Look at him. But like, how about our
reward?

You look like you have plenty of bounty.

And booty, too.

Excuse me? What did you just say to me?

I'll have your butts kicked right out of
here.

Ma 'am, don't make me use this.

Damn it.

Make it easier on yourself.